What's the leading cause of pedophilia? Sexy kids.

A bear walks into a bar and says to the barman "I'll have a pint of................ beer please." The barman says "why the big pause?"

Q: What did the bulbasoar say to the charmander? A: bulbasoarrr

George W. Bush

Q: Why is the sun so bright? A: Because it reads books!

Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven was a pedophile

How do you beat someone in a video game? You win it.

Why did Willy kill the black man? Because not.

Women's Rights

What do you call a cow with no legs? Ground beef What do you call a cow with two legs? Lean beef What do you call a cow that's been chopped in half? Dead

Q: Why did Hellen Keller's dog run away? A: The backyard gate was left open

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Whats worse than breaking your pencil? Getting a cactus shoved up your ass.

What did the blue man say to the purple lady? Do you want to make purple.

What do you call a pickle that is sad? A pickle!????

A man walks into a bar with a monkey. I forgot the rest but you mom is a whore

What's (333x4)-198+(456x100,432)-10+5? Bet ya said i don't know! I don't either.

A man walks into a bar, he then falls unconscious and driven safely to the hospital.

Knock knock Who's there? FBI

Lets make like trees and stand still

*via text message* Me: Hey Trevor! You at home? Trevor: This is Trevor's mom. Trevor committed suicide today.. Me: OMG! Why?!? Trevor: Because when I gave him a glass of water, it had 3 ice cubes. Trevor doesn't like odd numbers.

whats better than a dead baby..... wait..... whats worse than a dead baby...... never mind its not that funny anymore

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