tim rafter died no one cared

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You know what they say about big feet... big penis.

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Q: How many Jews can fit in a four door Sudan? A: Two in the front, three in the back, six million in the ash trey.

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What's more satistfying then good sex? A nice loud, stinky fart.

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This desk is two chromebooks wide. It will be one once I push yours off.

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what did the book say to the lamp? nothing because BOOKS CANT TALK

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The husbant is back from work. He opens the door of closet and finds... Narnia.

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Why does Justin Beiber's asswhole hurt, and his father's dick was brown? Because he ate mexican food and his on his dad's dick.

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jacobs 1inch gets matt. t in 4 seconds

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What did the plane say after it flew into the World Trade Center on 9/11 Nothing, planes are incapable of speaking.

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A black man, a hispanic man, and an asian man all walk into a biker bar. The bartender asks them if they know that this is a biker bar. All three say yes and tell the bartender that they are in the same motorcycle club. The bartender serves them a beer.

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Why is there so much hate in the world? Because you touch yourself at night.

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Two muffins are in an oven. One muffin turned to the other and said, "Boy, its getting hot in here." The other muffin said, "WE ARE GOING TO DIE IN HERE AND NO ONE WILL HERE US SCREAM."

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Why was the black man running down the street with a suitcase? He was late for work.

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What do you call someone that hates gay people? An asshole.

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What's worse than finding gum stuck on the bottom of your desk? A clown following you around carrying a shotgun and throwing toothbrushes at you.

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the awkward moment when Rick Astley gives you up

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How do you realize your life is over? You don't, but the coroner does.

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Person 1) Yo mama's so fat Person 2) My mother died in a horrible car accident last week

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I dislike old people.

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whats red and smells like blue paint? half a painter.

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You say you can read me like a book, well the jokes on you. I am not a book.

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why did the mother beat the young boy? Because he was adopted

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why do asian people eat each other? because they are cannibles

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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