what was the dying mans last words? im dying

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a boy comes to a girl and ask : do you like vaginas ? and she says course not your dumb ass and he says then give her to me *troll face*

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A man runs into a bar and warns everyone about the hurricane.

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Nicholas Cage

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What word starts with 'f' and ends in 'uck'? Firetruck

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Q: How did the blonde commit suicide? A: She shot herself in the head.

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Why did the man with no arms and legs fall out of the tree? Gravity.

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Knock, knock. Who's there? Interrupting cow. Interrupting cow who? ...

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Hi poop!

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Why was the little Latino boy sad? Because his father sexually molested him earlier in the evening.

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What do u get when you mix a young asian woman and a black man? Tiger Woods

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How come the twin boys wanted to climb a tree for fun today? Because They both wanted to commit suicide...

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What did the fat man get for his birthday? diabetes

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hi

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How can a black man burn his pop-tarts? If he leaves them in the toaster for too long.

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Anal cheese curds.

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Dear John,

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Tony Blair, Micheal Jordan, Fabrice Muamba, Aunty Josephine, Nick Clegg, David Cameron, and myself all go out for drinks.

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? 9/11

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What did the fat man buy at Mcdonalds? A salad, hes on a diet

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How do you make a plumber cry? Kill his family.

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My mom's dead

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Why is 6 afraid of 7? Because 7,8,9! (Also it killed his family and nuked his country too)

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A man walks into the doctor's office for an appointment. The doctor proceeds to perform the usual examinations, before asking the man to turn his head and cough. As is standard, he felt the man's testicles to check for irregularities. The man jokes, "Say doc, couldn't you at least ask me to dinner first?" The doctor replies,"You have testicular cancer." He died a month later.

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