How do you wake Lady Gaga up? Poker face

What is the difference between a bench and a mexican? the bench is an object

A dyslexic man walks into a bra.

Yo momma is so ugly, she might not win the "America's next top model" contest.

Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a bagel.

How many blondes does is take to screw a man? one and a condem

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What is the difference between a bench and a black man? It is socially acceptable to sit on a bench to eat your lunch. If you did so to a black man you would probably be arrested.

A man hanged himself, leaving a note. Nobody found him, nor the note. Nobody cared for him.

A Mexican walked away from a construction site.

If you have alzeimers, wait, never mind i forget.

What did the boy with no arms get for Christmas? Gloves.

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Q: What word contains all the letters in the alphabet? A: A made-up word, probably.

A lady goes into the store to buy potatoes. Then she eats them.

Q. What's brown and people don't care when they step on it? A. Dirt

the iPod hand is such a great deal It's only seven ninety-nine..........................................ninety nine for one hundredth of a dinosaur wait a minute...

yo mama so fat she's fat

What's worse than losing your phone? 9/11

"Your moms so fat I jiggled my pickle and she jumped with tortoise." Is what I would say if I was retarded. Downvote this shiz!

What do you call a black Jew that is also a crippled midget with no family except for an autistic brother? His original name that his mother gave him at birth.

Why was the Amish man dead? Because he fell off of his fridge, while trying to screw in a light bulb.

Real jokes.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Somebody pushed it

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