A semi-coherent black man was wandering down the street toward an open garbage receptacle. Immediately an angry, filthy raccoon jumped up, hissing and baring its fangs, as if to defend its territory against the startled negro. This happened four times in a row. Each time it was either a negro, a mexican, a crippled kid or a person of jewish ancestry. Each time the raccoon hissed viciously. Coincidence? No. The raccoon was obviously very hungry and attempting to defend its last remaining refuge of territory from the ever-increasing encroachment of man's filth into the formerly natural and pristine spaces where wildlife once lived. He is now reduced to hissing at the ethnics and the cripples, just to eek out a pitiful subsistence on trash.

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? 9/11

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Who is Soulja Boy's best friend? YOUUUUUUUUUUUU

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What's worse then a dead baby? a dead baby in a blender

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how do you make sure someone is dead shoot them

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What's funnier than 24? 25.

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clown penis dot fart? dangle pussy

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Roses are red Violets are blue Today is your birthday So happy birthday

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Why did the orange put on the sun block? Because it was afraid of turning into a TAN-gerine!

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How many elephants can you fit in a car? Five. Two in the front, two in the back, and one in the glove compartment.

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-Whats the worst part about being a black jew? -You have to sit in the back of the oven.

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What's worse than the holocaust? Probably nothing

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Roses are red, violets are blue; So go in bed, where I'll join you...

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An underaged man walks into a bar. He orders a beer, but the bartender says we don't serve minors. The boy then rushes out if the bar for fear of being caught.

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I have read and agree to terms of service.

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why did the 8 year old want a squirt gun? his parents were on fire

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Connor "Rusty" McLeod

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Why the worker did not come to work? Because he died!

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Why did the insect play marco polo? It couldn't. Marco polo requires multiple players.

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A horse, a duck, a pig, and a muslim walk into a bar. The horse ducks, the duck's hoarse, the pig's in a blanket, and the muslim has a can, being surprised how far a can can preach in Chicago. The bartender reminds the muslim that he entered with a swine, and the muslim is embarrased for the horse.

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Why did the man go to the restaurant? Because he wanted to get some food.

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Knock Knock Whose there? Yes I am a convicted child molester and by state law I must go door-to-door explaining the many cruel and vigorous crimes I have committed.

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A purple kangaroo hops into a bar. There is no such thing as a purple kangaroo. The end.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue. Who the hell named a blue flower "violet"?

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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