- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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"make me a sandwhich bitch" is what he said to his female boss and led to him getting fired and eventually losing his home. Two weeks later his family left him.

What do you call a letter sent up the chimney on Christmas Eve? Black mail !

What's the difference between an Asian driver and a Belgian prostitute? Nothing at all: Marie-Edith Yang is proud of her mixed heritage, and earns a decent wage in a relatively clean brothel in the lovely little medieval town of Bruges.

Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know.

Two friends not to far apart: A: Hey you, you hear me?! B: yes. A: You hear me?! B: yes!! A: You hear me?! B: yes, yes, what!?! A: You hear me?! B: YEEEEEEEES WHAT'S going on?!?! (gets upset) A: Nothing, I'm just checking your hearing.

Why did the man jump off of the cliff? Because he was suicidal.

why did the baby cross the road? it was stapled to the chicken

Why did the cow lay down? Because he was tired

What did the drummer say to other drummer? "Hey, I'm a drummer too."

Do you like fishsticks? If so you are not a homosexual fish as fishsticks are a frozen food rather than fish genitalia.

Why did the boy bump into a pole. He was sleep-walking with his eyes closed.

What do you not want to get when playing scrabble? Diarrhea

A man was walking outside at night and he heard thunder and saw lighting so he took out a metal pole.

What did the Canadian Goose say to the Snow Goose? You're white.

Two peanuts were walking down the street and one was asalted

What's the difference between The Holocaust and baking pizza? Pizza doesn't scream in the oven.

What gets louder as it gets smaller? A baby in a trash compactor.

Working hard or hardly working????

Person 1: Do you like impressions? Person 2: Yes! P1: Why? ... P1: That was Socrates.

Yo Momma is so ugly she probably doesn't have any friends.

Knock, knock. Who's there? No one. You have no friends.

What is x (4 - 10) + 6879 (333) x 678912345 - 9.87537 when x equals pi? Answer: YOUR FACE!!!

Two Jewish Rabbis are sitting in a sandbox....

What did the homeless guy do when he saw a bucket? He peed in it

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