Your momma is SOO FAT that I had to call my doctor. He said you should go on a diet and exercise. I called my local gym and gave your mom a 3 months membership. Monday to Friday. Your welcome and good luck.

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Q: What did 0 say to 8. A: Nothing...However multiplied they equal 0

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john liked the paper........ so he took it

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Hey Caleb.

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Whats gets stiff when you have sex with it? A dead body.

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Roses are red, violets are blue, I have Alzheimer's, Cheese on toast.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It was suicidal.

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Your mom is so fat she should be concerned about her increased risk of heart failure.

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A fat man buys a salad

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A peice of dust floats into a bar. Its a peice of dust so no one notices it.

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Your momma is so fat that she has really high cholesterol but also an undoubtedly warm personality.

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How do you kill a fox in Canada? Cut it's leg off and let it run!

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What do you call a woman with one leg? An amputee

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Knock Knock Who's there (five gunshots)

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What's the difference between medicine and astronomy ? They're different fields of studies.

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What's the difference between a single mom and a stripper? Job status.

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When is the right time to have sex with a 16 year old? After consent from her parents

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What do you call a kid with no arms annd legs? Names

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Knock knock. Who's there? Jeff. Jeff who? Sh*t. Wrong house.

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CHEEEEEESSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

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How Do you put an elephant in a fridge? Open the door put the elephant in and close the door. How do you put a giraffe in a fridge? Open the door take the elephant out put the giraffe in and close the door. The lion king has a meeting with all the animals but one doesn't turn up, which one is it? The giraffe because it's still in the fridge.

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roses are red violets are blue ill cut your dick off and use it as glue

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What's funnier than a midget bungie jumping? Nothing

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I have read the Terms of Service.

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