What does a man like. food.

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What's brown and sticky? A stick.

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Come in

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Person 1: Do you like impressions? Person 2: Yes! P1: Why? ... P1: That was Socrates.

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How do you get an elephant into a fridge? You can't - elephants are too big to fit in fridges. How do you get a giraffe into a fridge? You can't, see above. If there is a raging fire in the jungle, which animal will survive? Most likely the parrots and other birds, as they can fly away.

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Q: Why is winter the best season? A: It eliminates the homeless.

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A father gives some golf balls to his son on his son's birthday. The son then goes into the woods with the golf balls, and then comes out without the golf balls. "What did you do with the golf balls?" asks the father. The son says nothing. On Christmas the father gives his son more golf balls, and the son does the same thing. He goes into the woods with them, and leaves without them. Again the father asks what he did with the golf balls, and the son says nothing. This happens for many holidays to come, until the son gets hit by a bus. In the ambulence, the father asks; "One last question ,what did you do with the golf balls?" The son dies

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Three guys walk into a club, one is a fat ugly chode face bastard, the second one is a 4 foot 2 cricket champion and the third is a handsome young man.

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What do you say to a blind buss driver? You suck

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Whats worse than than Holocaust.? Finding two worms in your apple.

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Potatoes have skin, i have skin, so there i must be a pig

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Wanna hear 2 short jokes and a long joke? Joke, joke , joooooookkkeeee

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Q: Why did little Johnny not like little Suzie? A: He was a homosexual.

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how do you stop a train? you cant..

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Why did the Jew ask for a napkin? something funny about the holocaust

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yo momma's so fat that when she walked into church she had a nice conversation with some people who encouraged her to start eating better.

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Knock knock! Yes?

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"Knock Knock." "Who's there?" "Orange!" "Oranges can't speak, who is this really?" "Your neighbor Jake, can I borrow your lawn mower?" "Sure, let me go to the garage and get it for you."

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Why did the chicken cross the road? cause' he was annoyed with all the stereotypcial idiots who insist he crosses the road for comical value

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your mama is so fat she wears big pants.

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How do racist jokes start? Generally with a racially insensitive stereotype.

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How do you get a dead baby out of a blender? Doritos.

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What do Ed Milliband and David Milliband have in common? They are brothers.

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What did one wall say to the other? Nothing, walls don't talk.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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