I won the game.

What happened to the latino and asian man in math class when they had a test? They both recieved exceptional scores as they both helped each other study the night before.

Whats worse than a pile of dead babies? A live one at the bottom.

Why did the baby cross the road? It was stapled to a chicken

why didnt the dog bark? he died in his sleep

Why was grandma lying on the floor? She just died of lung cancer.

From SpongeBob SquarePants "Hey Patrick, wanna know what's funnier than 24??" - SpongeBob "What?" - Patrick " 25!!!!" - SpongeBob There are a lot of things that are funnier than 24 though.

what is patrick wilson? smart

Why did sally fall of the swing? She didn't have any arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Not Sally.

Women's rights

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because he lost his grip on the branch and was unable to reach another before reaching the ground.

Q. Why did the chicken cross the road? A. Why dont you ask the chicken.

Stop being racist!Be a panda. They are black white and asian!!!!

Why was the black man sad? People were frequently talking and whispering about his dark colouring behind his back. Also he had no legs.

What did the Atheist say in the church? His best friend's eulogy.

Why did Justin Bieber smile in his mug shot? He did not understand the consequences of his horrible actions that could have killed many innocent men, woman, or children and, in jail, there could be very dangerous people living there.

What do you do when you come to a fork in the road? You take it

What's the best joke of all? YOUR SOCIAL LIFE!!!!!!!

your mamas so old, her social security number is 1!

Why so serious? Why bad grammar?

WNBA

Why did the chicken cross the road? Hodor

Knock Knock Come In! Who me? Yeah. Ok.

How many ears does Captain Kirk have? Two.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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