What does a ghost get when he watches pornography? A boner

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What do you call a gay, black, Muslim physician? Doctor.

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What's worse than Bin Weevils? Nick Clegg.

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Why can't Michael Jackson play Chess? Because he's dead.

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What's funnier than a pile of dead babies? One crawling out of the bottom licking its lips.

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God.

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Knock Knock. Go away!

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? 7 was a skank.

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roses are red violets are black why is your chest as flat as my back

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kennah campion... being nice

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It's your mother, open the door.

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There were 3 children: Flower, Petal and Fridge. Flower asked, "Mum, why is my name Flower?" to which she replied "Because a flower was the first thing to fall on you when you were born." Petal asked, "Mum, why is my name Petal?" to which she replied "Because a petal was the first thing to fall on you when you were born." Fridge said, "Herp derp dur" to which Fridge's mother replied "Shut up, Fridge."

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Why is 6 afraid of 7? Six hasn't been the same since he left Vietnam. Every time he closes his eyes, he's sees Charlie hiding in the darkness of the forest. Not that you could ever see those bastards, mind you. They were fast and they knew their way around the jungle. He remembers the looks on the boy's faces when they walked into that village and... oh Jesus. He shouldn't think about that now. Sometimes he still hears Tex's slow southern drawl. He remembers the smell of Brooklyn's cigarettes. He always had a pack of Luckys. But the boys are gone now... he knows that. It's--it's just that he forgets sometimes. And sometimes the way that seven looks at him... it makes him think. Sets him on edge. And he feels like he's back there... In the jungle... In the darkness. Seven has a hook for a hand as well, which is very scary.

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Knock knock Whos there? Orphan. Orphan who? Orphan miller. Orphan miller who? Orphan miller jones. Orphan miller jones who? Thats it. Oh okay, I get it you're doing a knock knock joke Yeah. did it go alright? Yeah I guess, untill we started talking in 3rd person.

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Why was 6 afraid of 7 Because 7 was black

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What's the leading cause of pedophilia? Sexy kids.

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Why did the bunny eat his food

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Did you hear about the anorexic with the yeast infection? Apparently she's really good at math, and if she can overcome her afflictions she wants to become an accountant one day.

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jordan HAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHH

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In Soviet Russia, everyone leads a perfectly normal life.

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Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven was a pedophile

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What in the world is that thing in her butt!!!

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when does the phrase "time heals all wounds" not apply? to people with fatal wounds.

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What did the drug addict get for Christmas? He got hepatitis, fired from his job, and nothing from his family because their relationship was badly damaged by his addiction.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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