What do you call a person trying to save his interprise from partaking in a financial collapse by binging on alcohal? An alcoholic.

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Kim Kardashian's Marriage.

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why was the black guy crying because he was getting whiped because he wasent working in the felids

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Potatoes have skin, i have skin, so there i must be a pig

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whats worse than biting into an apple with a worm in it? being raped by justin beiber

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Yo' mama so retarded shes retarted!

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How many babies does it take to shingle a roof? Depends on how thinly you slice them

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A mexican goes to an ATM.

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Your mom is so fat, she has crippling depression and has tried killing herself three times.

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milly, milly, milly, cat

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if u r not my friend, like this joke

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Roses are green Violets are green I'm colour blind Everything is green

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Hey your name is really Tifa? Sorry, I hate scheming, but in this kind of situation I have to play things safe, I have a wife to take care off, I mean it, I really hate it. Anyway, I got your number, location everything, now if you did send people to harm or even worse kill me, you wont be doing that again, trust me, if I die of an assault, you die next, whoever you are.

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What's blue and screams when you look at it Idk that's why I'm asking you

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You know what they say about big feet... big penis.

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What do you call 3 horses in 1 boat, in the middle of the Dead Sea? Lost

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when geese fly in a v formation, why is one side always longer then the other? cause there are more geese on one side

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why did the mexican cross the road? to catch its bus on the other side

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A dyslexic man walks into a bar. Yes dyslexic people drink too.

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Justin Bieber

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A man walks into the bar, goes up to the bar tender and says "exuse me, please could I have a pint of bitter" the bartender says "sure"

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What did the plane say after it flew into the World Trade Center on 9/11 Nothing, planes are incapable of speaking.

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Q: why did timmy fall over? A: he was hit by a plane

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Two ducks are sitting in the bathtub. One asks, "Hey, can you please pass the soap?" The other responds, "Sure, if you pass the typewriter."

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