A black, asian, and white guy jump off a building, who lands first? Well, according to newton's law of gravitation every massive particle in the universe attracts every other massive particle with a force that is directly proportional to the product of their masses and inversely proportional to the square of the distance between them. It depends on who weighs the most

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Poop

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Billy was walking along the sidewalk. He strayed into someone's yard. He got run over by a lawnmower because he couldn't see with the frog he had stapled to his face.

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What do babies and caterpillars have in common? They're both dead. Except the caterpillar.

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Q: where did the pickle live? A: In the desert

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what did the noob say to the gamer your a gamer nooob

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whats funny and has four wheels? A handicapped 11 year old boy getting raped by his father

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Why did Madelyn leave the space next ot the computer? Because her hat got tooken from her.

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Mexicans working in an office

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Obama is a black man living in a white house. TEEHEE

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There was a deaf guy who heard a mute guy tell someone that a blind guy saw a guy with no legs win the marathon

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Q: Why did the paraplegic go to the gym? A: to watch his friend work out

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Your mom is so fat she beat up snorlax from pokémon, than got charged for abbuse because it is illegal to use physical violence on pokémon unless in a battle or in attempt to capture one.

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What's the difference between a jew and a pizza? The jew is a human being while the pizza is a combination of things such as sauce, bread, cheese and many other toppings made available to the buyer

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If 25 cows walk in to the grocery store, what do you have? A scared manager. MOO!

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hi

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Knock, knock. Who's there? No one. You have no friends.

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What is red and not there? No tomatoes.

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Who ate the cookies? Your face. Litterally.

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a dog walks into a drug store and orders a bone. what does the cashier do? she wakes up.

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Why can't stars marry? Because they are masses of incandescent gas and thus have no feelings.

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What do you call 3 horses in 1 boat, in the middle of the Dead Sea? Lost

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if it's friday, it must be China

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Q: Why did the cookie go to the dentist? A: Because he was dying of brain cancer.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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