A man walks into a bar, he then falls unconscious and driven safely to the hospital.

"And i look to myself what the hell happened to our world..."

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A man walks into a bar. He drinks then comes home to his whole family murderd and mutilated

I love you.

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Cripling social anxiety.

#FEARtheFLAMINGOS

Send creepy emails to this email address: matt.harrington@highlandcatholic.org

¿Por qué seis de los siete miedo? ¡Porque siete ocho nueve!

Whats worse than your camera not working? getting hit by a fridge during the Holocaust

A kid goes to the doctor and orders a salad. The doctor replies, "This is a smoking-free environment". The kid puts out his cigar and goes to Olive Garden to get his physical.

Roses are red, Violets are blue. Guess what, I have cancer.

how do you stop a train? you cant..

Why did the gorilla leave the zoo? He didn't, he was released.

What gets louder as it gets smaller? A baby in a trash compactor.

"Knock Knock." "Who's there?" "Orange!" "Oranges can't speak, who is this really?" "Your neighbor Jake, can I borrow your lawn mower?" "Sure, let me go to the garage and get it for you."

What do you call a man with no eyes or ears? - Deaf and Blind.

A jew, an Arab, and A Scientist walk into a bar. The arab self explodes and kills them all

Roses are green Violets are green I'm colour blind Everything is green

Whats worse than having no mother? Having no mother and father, enabling you to have to support a family at the age of 12, using the allowance that your parents are supposed to give you once a week.

why was the panda sent to prison? he played a major roll in the bombing of 9-11

What word starts with 'f' and ends in 'uck'? Firetruck

A man runs into a bar and warns everyone about the hurricane.

There was a deaf guy who heard a mute guy tell someone that a blind guy saw a guy with no legs win the marathon

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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