What's orange and can fly through walls? A Magic Orange.

It is cruel to want a "sky full of lighters" as, according to the Laws of Gravity, the lighters will eventually come back down to earth and incinerate everything below them.

Why was the monkey on the floor? Because it was dead.

roses are red violets are blue god made me pretty what happened to you?

you are gay

Why did the man masturbate? Because there was no one who wanted to partake in sexual intercourse with him.

A owl into a bar This joke is a hoot

what was the dying mans last words? im dying

What's 6+2? 16

Three men walked into a metal pole

Why did Jim laugh so hard? Triangle!

What do Ed Milliband and David Milliband have in common? They are brothers.

What is worse than getting a paper cut? Your whole family dying to MERS in Peru before you were old enough to remember any of them.

your face.

What word starts with 'f' and ends in 'uck'? Firetruck

Roses are red, Violets are blue. I have a big dick, Lets have sex.

A man runs into a bar and warns everyone about the hurricane.

What do you do when you're making out with your girlfriend? Play with another dude's ass.

suck my a s s i hate mother f u c k e r s in my mother f u c k i n g crib

Religion

What's the difference between a Porsche and a pile of dead babies? Lots of stuff.

how do you make sure someone is dead shoot them

hi

Why did the chicken cross the road ? To get to the gay guy's house . Knock knock . Who's there? The chicken.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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