Why can't Michael J. Fox draw a perfect circle? Because he has Parkinson's Disease which causes his hands to shake uncontrollably thus making drawing anything relatively difficult and a perfect circle impossible.

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A man walks in a bar. He walks out.

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why did the chicken cross the road Why not

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Where must you go if you have the desire to eat somebody's face? A psychiatric ward. You are clearly going insane and must seek help.

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Why did the dog bark? Who knows, dogs bark for many reasons unknown to humans.

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Why did the White guy wanna be Black? He liked basketball.

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What do you say to a black man who is in your house at night-time, carrying your television? Sir, may you please put down the television as it belongs to me and I worked hard to earn the money to buy it. If you do not I will have to contact the authorities to deal with you in a correct and fair manner.

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NEVER

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What's long, hard, and full of semen? a penis.

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why did the cow jump over the moon because it was on a high dose of lsd

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Why did the fly get off the toilet? It got pissed off.

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What's the difference between 10 dead babies and a Ferrari ? I don't have 10 dead babies in my garage.

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Q: What's the point? A: .

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What did your father say before he died? Nothing, he's already dead

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what did Johnny get for Halloween. ebola

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It's your mother, open the door.

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why do black people like basketball? because it envolves running shooting and stealing

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What happened to the kid who slept on a roof? He died

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Why'd the first koala fall out of the tree? He died. Why'd the second koala fall out of the tree? He was stapled to the first koala. Why'd the third koala fall out of the tree? He thought it was a game. Why'd the refrigerator fall out of the tree? He thought he was a koala. Why'd the boy fall off the swing? He was hit by 3 koalas and a refrigerator. Why'd the boy fall off his bike? He had no arms or legs

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What did the American call the Arab? Nothing the American could not talk because he suffered from throat cancer because of the effects of 9/11 and thus causing his hatred towards Arabs and led to the Arabs death. Green

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a show horse jumps over a bar

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What do a baker and gynecologist have in common? They can smell it, but they can't eat it.

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Your mum is dead

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Why did the old man step on the caterpillar? For fun.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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