What's worse than 10 dead babies in a dumpster? One dead baby in 10 dumpsters.

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How do you get a baby out of a blender? Tortilla Chips

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Where did Susie go during the bombing? Everywhere

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What makes the turtle move? It's legs.

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What did batman say to robin before they got in the car Get in the car

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Two muffings are in an oven. One leans towards the other due to rising of the batter and says nothing. The other cupcake, unable to yield the cognitive process to speak utters nothing and cooks to an internal temperature of 175 C.

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Q:How do you turn off a Jewish Lamp? A: You press the Auschwitz.

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Knock knock Who's there? The police, we know you've been pirating movies.

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What is one thing you can't buy at the store? Toast

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How do you estimate the number of jippos in an area? Take the dole's numbers from that area and measure how far away they are from the nearest council landfill site.

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Girls go to college to get more knowledge. Boys go to Jupiter because they have an in depth understanding of astrophysics and interstellar travel.

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What's black and white and red all over? A newspaper with some red stuff on it.

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What's 1+1? 4.

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What do you call a midget sitting in a tree? Jim, because that's his name.

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whats small, black, and crispy? a baby in a drier

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A Poem that would be from a stocker: Roses are Red Violets are Blue I have a Gun Get in the Van and NOW!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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Nock nock. Whose there? Interrupting cow. Interrupting cow wh. ( mmmmooooo)

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How do you start a Mexican parade? Close off the streets you plan to have the parade on, and be sure to have a decent amount of floats and marching bands.

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you mother is so stupid that it takes her quite a while to understand jokes

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What do you call a Mexican who steals a car? A criminal.

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When life gives you melons, you know you're dyslexic.

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what do you call the one eyed man in the land of the blind? You call him an outcast

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Why are "Polish" and "polish" spelled the same? The word is a homophone.

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Why did the rooster go to kfc? To see a chicken strip

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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