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Why are mexicans such hard workers? I don't know.

how does peploe get around they walk

Q: What faster than a black man with a t.v A: A jew with a coupon

Why did the horse fall over? Because I shot it

Knock Knock. Go away!

Two scientists are experimenting with sulfuric acid. One scientist says to the other, "Did you see the new intern?" In the process of turning to face the first scientist, the second scientist knocks the beaker over and spills sulfuric acid all over the first scientist's hand. The first scientist writhes in pain as the second scientist rushes to find a strong base to neutralize the burn. After a few minutes, the first scientist is rushed off to the emergency room and suffers from some serious chemical burns.

Knock knock Violets are blue Helen Keller The Holocaust.

Why was 6 afraid of 7? 7 was a skank.

Why are white people typically not as good at basketball as black people? They don't have the hard work and dedication as those who are better.

What in the world is that thing in her butt!!!

Three black guys walk into a gym and play a rigorous game of basketball for an hour

I have read and agree to the Terms of Service

Long ago, when sailing ships ruled the sea, this captain and his crew were always in danger of being boarded by pirates from a pirate ship. One day while they were sailing, they saw that a pirate ship had sent a boarding party to try and board their ship. The crew became worried, but the Captain was calm. He bellowed to his First Mate, "Bring me my red shirt!" The First Mate quickly got the Captain's red shirt, which the captain put on. Then he led his crew into battle against the mean pirates. Although there were some casualties among the crew, the pirates were defeated. Later that day, the lookout screamed that there were two pirate vessels sending two boarding parties towards their ship. The crew was nervous, but the Captain, calm as ever, bellowed, "Bring me my red shirt!" And once again the battle was on! The Captain and his crew fought off the boarding parties, though this time more casualties occurred. Weary from the battles, the men sat around on deck that night recounting the day's events when an ensign looked at the Captain and asked, "Sir, why did you call for your red shirt before the battle?" The Captain, giving the ensign a look that only a captain can give, explained, "If I am wounded in battle, the red shirt does not show the blood, so you men will continue to fight unafraid." The men sat in silence. They were amazed at the courage of such a man. As dawn came the next morning, the lookout screamed that there were pirate ships, 10 of them, all with boarding parties on their way. The men became silent and looked to the Captain, their leader, for his usual command. The Captain, calm as ever, bellowed, 'Bring me my white flag!"

Why did the penguin cross the road? Chicken

Women

when does the phrase "time heals all wounds" not apply? to people with fatal wounds.

How do you kill a fox in Canada? Cut it's leg off and let it run!

You better run like your ass is under fire, because it will be if you don't.

What did the cheese say to his friend, who was also a cheese, before the cheese took a picture? ''Cheese''.

How do you beat someone in a video game? You win it.

jordan HAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHH

Women's Rights

Rose's Are Red Violet's are Blue You Should Be In A Zoo Dont Worry Ill Be There Too But I Wont Be In A Cage With You Ill Be Laughing At You.

a carrot walks into a bar, carrots cant walk for they do not have legs.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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