- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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cut it out ..but i dont have a scissor

Who flexes triceps more than anyone? James

Why don't blind people skydive? They do.

Q. Where do polar bears vote? A. The North Poll

Q: why did a sanke have a rattle A: it was born wiith it

A man walks into a car dealership. The salesman was nice and he bought a Mercedes.

What did the first muffin say to the second? Nothing. Muffins can't talk, you idiot.

A man walks into a bar... And orders a drink

Women's rights.

a carrot walks into a bar, carrots cant walk for they do not have legs.

whats worse then finding a finger in your soup? - being a cook and losing a finger

... and so the rabbi says "Don't worry. It was a kosher pickle anyway."

Why are mexicans such hard workers? I don't know.

When did the War of 1812 begin? 1963.

Two friends not to far apart: A: Hey you, you hear me?! B: yes. A: You hear me?! B: yes!! A: You hear me?! B: yes, yes, what!?! A: You hear me?! B: YEEEEEEEES WHAT'S going on?!?! (gets upset) A: Nothing, I'm just checking your hearing.

Why couldn't the black man get home? His car broke down, and Goodyear was closed.

There was a blond girl, a redhead, and a brunette. They all walk into a hotel and are granted equally friendly desk service because hair color is not a reliable indicator of intelligence or economic status.

roses are black violets are black your going to die with hate and sorrow

If I have 10 ice cubes and you have 11 apples, how many pancakes can hit the roof? ...Purple!! Because aliens don't wear hats.

where do you get virgin wool from? ugly sheep.

I went to the doctors the other day for a check up and the doctors says to me "sorry your going to have to stop wanking" and I say to him " what! Why?" and the doctor says "I'm trying to examine you".

What did the women order for dessert? Pie.

Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know.

A African man and Hispanic man fall off of a cliff, which hits the ground first? They both hit the ground simultaneously, due to their equal mass and surface area.

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