What's funny about a Jew, a Muslim, and a Christian going over the edge of a bridge in the same car? Nothing, they all died

Knock, Knock! Who's there? Matt. Matt, who? You're friend Matt that you texted twenty minutes ago telling me to come over.

Why did the black guy hate the white guy??? Because the white guy enslaved his ancestors.

Saddam Hussein is the father of the mothers of all cultchies.

What did the pedephile do to the young boy? Smiled at him, said hello, and kept on walking.

wanna hear a joke?... Womens rights

What's red and round? A red and round solid.

Why did Sarah fall off the swing? She didn't have any arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Not Sarah.

Hey, your mom left something at my house. It is pink and lasy. It is her new hat and i think she will want it back.

Why did the boy miss a day off school? He was in a coma

Baby seal walks into a club... what a tragedy

Two men walk into a bar. The third one ducked.

What do Ethiopians do at Christmas ? Starve...

What did the boy with no arms and legs get for his 8th birthday? Prosthetic arms and legs.

knock knock. who's there? whoer whoer who? whoer you?

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Africa is great, you should get raped

how did the chicken cross the road. it didnt.

Why did the chicken cross the road it was out of its coop

A fat man walks into a bar. There is a 70% chance his mom is fat.

Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree Perpresher

How do you get a baby out of a blender? Call the police and have them deal with the tragedy.

Why is the world round? Because oranges are purple.

Knock Knock Who's There? ... knock a door run

why did the cow jump over the moon because it was on a high dose of lsd

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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