There once was a rich man who owned a really big mansion, he's a very organised man and likes routine, every day at 6.30pm he goes for an hour long jog. One day he goes out for his jog, when he gets back his mansion is on fire and he can see a little orange man running away in the distance. But he thinks nothing of it. The man has lost a lot of money, but can still afford to move into a slighty smaller, yet still very large house. The next day he goes out for his jog and when he gets back his big house is on fire and again, he sees the little orange man running away in the distance. He thinks nothing of it, but has now lost even more money, and has to move into a regular size house. The next day he goes out for his jog, when he gets back his house is on fire and again he sees the little orange man running away in the distance. He thinks nothing of it and has lost even more money. He is really gutted by this point and now has to move into a single bedroom flat. The next day he goes out for his jog, when he gets back his flat is on fire and again he sees a little orange man running away in the distance. He still thinks nothing of it and has now lost all his money, and has to move into a cardboard box under a bridge. The next day he goes out for his jog, when he gets back his cardboard box is on fire and again he sees a little orange man running away in the distance. He is sick of this and decides to chase the little orange man. When he catches him he tackles him to the ground, turns him over and asks.. did you burn down my mansion, my big house, my average sized house, my flat, and my box? The little orange man replies no.

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It's a scientific fact that if you took all the veins out of your body, and lined them up end to end, you would die.

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9/11

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why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know, you tell me.

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Why did the black guy hate the white guy??? Because the white guy enslaved his ancestors.

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What did the man say to his wife before they went to bed? Goodnight.

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A man powers up his computer but then realizes he's in China.

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What type of movies do pirates watch? None they are on a boat!

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What's the difference between a watermelon and a baby? A watermelon is edible.

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Women's rights

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What's the difference between a black man and a large pizza? One is a popular Italian food and the other is a human being.

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There are three men in a canoe traveling upstream. One wheel falls off. How many pancakes fit in a doghouse? 9, because ice-cream has no bones.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because he lost his grip on the branch and was unable to reach another before reaching the ground.

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why did the chicken cross the road Kill yoself

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Example of a pro gamer: A kid who gets all F's in gradeschool, dosent goto collage, gets fat, dies alone.

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Q. Why did the chicken cross the road? A. Why dont you ask the chicken.

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What do you call a mexican without a lawn mower? .....unemployed

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What is the first step in making an ugly girl pretty? Shave her genitals.

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Wanna hear a joke? Toyota

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What's brown and sticky? Human Feces

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What do you call Jesus Christ? Jesus Christ.

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Q: What happens when you throw a green rock in the Red Sea? A: It gets wet.

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What do divorce and a loose bear in a zoo have in common? They both tear families apart

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Hitler was a pretty good guy I guess

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