- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the kids stop playing tag? Because the boy was "it" was kidnapped and never seen again

What do you call a bunch of balck men running down a hill. A bunch of balck men running down a hill.

a duck walked into the 7-11, grabbed a slurpee and told the man at the register, "put it on my bill". But the man behind the counter was Indian, and could not understand what the duck was saying. The duck then walked out confused, wondering why he was buying a slurpee in the first place

What did the lighthouse say to the tree? Nothing because they are both unatimate objects and cannot speak

What notes does the tightrope-musician have to worry about? They probably have to concentrate generally harder than the average musician in order to produce any correct, good quality notes.

What do you call a cow with no legs? Ground beef What do you call a cow with two legs? Lean beef What do you call a cow that's been chopped in half? Dead

Q: Why did Rapunzel fall out of the tower? A: Because she was a dumb bitch.

Please don't rape me.

What do you call a girl with no arms and an eyepatch? Names.

What is the difference between a black man and a bike? Bikes are not human beings and therefore cannot experience the ups and downs a human being experiences.

Yo Mama is so fat cuz.. She has accumulated Obesity and needs your help to be rehabilitated due to the fact that she is at a high risk of heart attack, cancer, type 2 diabetes, and Etc. Try to motivate her to decrease food intake and increase physical activity. Thankyou

If life gives you melons.. You're just plain retarded.

Why doesn't the chicken wear pants? Beacuse its pecker is on its face.

here i am sitting here staring at the wall and beside me is a doll, oh no its moving, i hope it doesnt lick tht popsicle, oh no it just licked tht popsicle, oh no oh no

The glass is half an hour.

What does Paris Hilton eat on Tuesdays? Nothing.

A handicapped man rolls into a bar. He buys a drink, talks for a while, and rolls out.

Q: How do you kill a blonde? A: Put M&M's on the bottom of a pool, and tell her to arrange them in alphabetical order. By the time she starts to question this, the poison should be kicking in.

Why isn't Neil Patrick Harris like Barney Stinson in real life? Because he's gay

Bob (laughing): Jared fell off of a cliff Jim: What's so funny about that? Bob: Nothing. I'm laughing at the girl that just fell out of a tree into a giant tub of peanut butter!!!

What do you call a giraffe driving a car? A danger to society.

want to go home? yea

A man walks into a bar. His alcoholism is destroying his family.

What did the white guy the black guy and the Asian all have in common Penises

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