haiku's are stupid, and do not always make sense, refrigerator.

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lololololololololol

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What do you call 3 horses in 1 boat, in the middle of the Dead Sea? Lost

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What word starts with 'f' and ends in 'uck'? Firetruck

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your mama is so fat she wears big pants.

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Violets are red Roses are blue I scrrewed that up Now can i screw you?

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Hey, I want to because you are really sweet and deserve it, and damn you are hot, but thats secondary in your case, in every case actually, otherwise I would just be doing it with meat whose soul and thoughts I hate/dislike/detest/etc, and that is not who I am. Once huh? I mean I said night/day/shower/breakfast table... Not so sure I can last for that long with a girl as hot and sweet as you for that long. Kidding, hey, best friend huh? Wow, I mean that`s really sweet, and you are really a special friend to me, but uh, to be honest, best friend? I barely know you... I hate this part of myself, I am blunt with that honesty thing, I may just have insulted you, but you know, I also need to be able to live with myself If I am going to enjoy life.

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What do you call "Bob the Builder" when he retires Bob

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whats worse than biting into an apple with a worm in it? being raped by justin beiber

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Your doorbell is broken.

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Whats funnier than an anti joke? a real one.

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Why is Eeyore in Winnie the Pooh always sad? Cause he has a nail in his anus

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A white guy drives to Home Depot in order to get supplies for remodeling his kitchen. He notices a few Mexicans standing around outside. He decides to go to to Lowe's instead.

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A man walks into a bar. Realizing that he left his keys in his car, he called a locksmith to unlock the doors. He did not have money to pay this locksmith and was put in prison for his large sums of debt. He was shanked by a fellow inmate and died a few days later in the prison's hospital ward.

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A dyslexic man walks into a bar. Yes dyslexic people drink too.

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This desk is two chromebooks wide. It will be one once I push yours off.

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How did the dog die? It was wet because of the rain so the little boy put him in the microwave for 30 minutes to warm him up

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a man walks into a bar... and he says 'ouch!'

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Why Did the throw up He was sick

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Blonde hair is the result of having two recessive alleles for hair color in your genotype. There is no correlation between hair color and intelligence.

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"I lost the game." Hahahahahahahahahahahaha in your face

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What do an apple and a banana have in common? They are both not cookies

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What does a mexican do when he gets lost in the woods? He does his best to find food, shelter, and water until a search and rescue operation finds him.

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jacobs 1inch gets matt. t in 4 seconds

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