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Yo mamma so fat that she was chosen to be a contestant on the Biggest Loser and we are all so proud of the amount of weight she has lost.

Why was the elderly, Asian, blond pulled over by the officer? She was, and has been completely blind since birth.

why did the chicken cross the road? because he felt like it.

What's funnier than a midget bungie jumping? Nothing

why did stacey marry bally because she loves him

Why did the jew break his iPhone? He dropped it when i shot him in the face.

Why didn't Dave buy his wife a watch for her birthday? Because she already had one.

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A family of black people get onto a plane. The son said to his father: "Why do planes have wings?" The father then replied by saying: "To help them fly son." The plane's wing then fell off due to a building error, then the plane crashed and everyone on board was killed.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Yo mamma so fat that she was chosen to be a contestant on the Biggest Loser and we are all so proud of the amount of weight she has lost.

Why was the elderly, Asian, blond pulled over by the officer? She was, and has been completely blind since birth.

why did the chicken cross the road? because he felt like it.

What's funnier than a midget bungie jumping? Nothing

why did stacey marry bally because she loves him

What is Jason? Black.

Knock Knock Good one...

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Why did the jew break his iPhone? He dropped it when i shot him in the face.

Chuck Norris can beat an eleven-year-old in a fight.

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I can't think of a joke!

What did the Canadian Goose say to the Snow Goose? You're white.

Roses are red, Violets are blue. Guess what, I have cancer.

What's the difference between above job and below job? Below job sucks

Whats Funnier than 24?........ 25

Knock, knock. Who's there? The IRS.

Why was the white man arrested? He was a rapist.

How do racist jokes start? Generally with a racially insensitive stereotype.

why did the girl fall off the swing? she had no arms.

The outside of my house is painted yellow.

A Quadriplegic walked into a bar,

Why didn't Dave buy his wife a watch for her birthday? Because she already had one.

A family of black people get onto a plane. The son said to his father: "Why do planes have wings?" The father then replied by saying: "To help them fly son." The plane's wing then fell off due to a building error, then the plane crashed and everyone on board was killed.

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