- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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knock knock who's there a black person SHIT!!!!

What happened to the man that never got picked up? He died of a brain aneurysm, the ambulance never came.

Hello

a horse walks into a barn

Why did little Timmy get absolutely nothing for Christmas? He is Jewish.

How do you get four gay guys on a bar stool? With teamwork and coordination, each could place one foot on the seat, and they can all stand up using each other for balance and support. The fact that they are gay in unimportant.

whats worst than reading youtube comments? Panic at the disco

which of the following is right -the yoke is white -the yoke are white neither the yoke is yellow

Knock knock? Who's there? Orange. Orange who? Knock knock? Who's there? Orange. Orange WHO? Knock knock? WHO'S THERE?! Orange Williams. Sorry, I suffer from debilitating OCD.

A person with OCD walked into a abr.

Q: Whats better than ten babies in ten trash cans? A: One baby in ten trash cans

A horse walks into a bar. The bartender says, "Somebody call animal control, there's a horse in the bar." The horse is then taken away and made into glue and dog food.

A man walks into a pole and freezes to death.

How many Jews can you fit in a car? Statistically speaking, in a brief survey done by the United States Traffic Commission, they stated that a standard 4-door sedan had the highest percentile of drivers. So, in regards to the legal system, a person may only fit, in fact, 5 jews in a car.

This one time at band camp....I put a flute in it's proper storage compartment.

jordan HAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHH

There was a blond girl, a redhead, and a brunette. They all walk into a hotel and are granted equally friendly desk service because hair color is not a reliable indicator of intelligence or economic status.

An elephant and a rabbit sit on the forest floor and poop. The elephant asks the rabbit " doesn't it annoy you when the poop sticks to your fur?" "no" replies the rabbit. So the elephant picks up the rabbit and wipes his but with him.

steves legs

What's the leading cause of pedophilia? Sexy kids.

SAY

Why is Obama's name Obama? Obama

Q: A black person and a white person decided to have a race, who won? A: The black person, as he exercised and worked out on a regular basis, making him very fast.

Why did the older man begin to walk faster after a black man started walking towards him? He was late for work.

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