- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Lightening never strikes the same place twice. But it killed both my parents.

Why couldn't the orphans go on the field trip? Their parents couldn't sign the permission slip.

Did you hear about the black guy who went to college? Neither have i

whats pink and fluffy? pink fluff.

Pencils are yellow, Grass is green OK

Q: Whatcha doin?? A:Ur mom. . .

Knock, Knock! Who's there? Matt. Matt, who? You're friend Matt that you texted twenty minutes ago telling me to come over.

An Irish man, a Scottish man and an English man walk into a bar ... The Irish man's a bit dim, the Scotsman's tight with money and the Englishman's a bit of a racist.

Why was the black man screaming? The KKK was coming to lynch him.

How many kids with ADD does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Wanna go for a bike ride??

Your mom is so dumb that she failed to pass her 11th grade year, forcing her to drop out to get a GED and spend the rest of her life at a dead end job

"Oh yeah?!" "Yeah!" "You wanna go?!" "No, sorry. I got plans." (walks away)

Why did the monkey sit on the toilet? To have a bowelmovement

What happens if you throw a red ruby into the black sea? It gets wet.

What do you call Magic Johnson in a wheel chair? A tragedy, especially considering his past struggles with HIV.

I'm gay. Great me too.

Why was my teacher depressed? Because she wanted to live in her pasta

why did the chicken cross the road Kill yoself

What did the human say to the human? You are a human.

Do you know any good bird jokes? Well this is hawkward...

An elderly lady walks into an elevator. She falls over and I kick her in the head.

What is the difference between a baby and a tampoline? You take off your shoes before you jump on a trampoline.

What do Ethiopians do at Christmas ? Starve...

Your mama's so fat her patronus is a cake

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