- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Knock Knock. Who's there? I have a door you don't have to say, knock knock.

What did the man say to the other man? I am unsure of what he said, but it seemed like a pretty nice conversation until one of the men got hit by a elephant.

What does spongebob do to get high. Nothing, spongebob doesnt exsist.

I slept with a girl with aids and now I do and so does everybody else I have sex with

What do you call Justin Bieber having sex with a women? Sex.

A person walks into a store. He goes to a worker an asks "were is the potatos?" . The worker says, there on that shelf.

what did the duck say to the dog. quack

What rhymes with sloth? Cloth

You're so straight!

I tried to post an unfunny punch-line-less joke on anti-joke. It worked and I got tons of emotional affirmation from it and stuff, so thanks.

How do you make a plumber cry? You kill his family.

Knock Knock Whose there? Yes I am a convicted child molester and by state law I must go door-to-door explaining the many cruel and vigorous crimes I have committed.

If you say gullible over and over again, it sounds like stupidity.

Wanna hear a joke the WNBA

What's not red? No tomatoes.

A man has 72 cookies, he eats 64 of them. What does he have left? Diabetes.

A priest enters a bar moments after a young teen walks into the same bar. The priest scolds the teen, warning him of the possibility of arrest, alcoholism, and other bad life consquences. The teen apologizes to the bartender, and much later in life, he thanks the priest.

drugs.

What happens when you mix 3 pounds of baking soda, 2 dozen cans of Mr. Pibb cola, and a live tortoise? It makes a terrible mess and your wife gets upset at you for getting the house so dirty. She refuses to clean it up.

Noah is Smart.

your mother's head is so big that she wears very big hats.

nice shorts.

"Oh yeah?!" "Yeah!" "You wanna go?!" "No, sorry. I got plans." (walks away)

Three blind mice walk into a bar, but they are unaware of their surroundings so to derive humour from it would be exploitative

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