what did the black man do for his family? nothing

If I have $5 and Chuck Norris has $5, we both have the same monetary value.

THere was three bees eating Honeynut cherrios one of them had a speech impediment.

What's a mexican's favorite sport? It varies from person to person.

What do you cal a thousand black people swimming to Africa with a Jew under each arm? Waterboarding.

What did the blind, deaf orphan get for Christmas? Cancer.

-Knock Knock -Who is it? -Your father, i forgot my keys.

What do you call two homosexuals in fancy hats? It depends, you have to ask their names first.

What happens if Pinoccio says my nose is about to grow?

Your Momma's so fat when the whales see her they don't say anything as they are unable to speak the human language.

A fire at a chinese high school caused the death of many children. The drill was unsucessful.

Oh, I must be hearing things.

knock knock who's there? al-Qaeda

Q: why did a sanke have a rattle A: it was born wiith it

Why did the monkey scream? He was hungry

What in the world is that thing in her butt!!!

What's longer then Kim Kardashian's Wedding? 73 days.

What did the women order for dessert? Pie.

i like my women how i like my coffee ....i dont like coffee

Hey you want to hear a joke? Oh well. Goodbye

I scream. You scream. We all scream.

Jim fell of his bike, wanna know how. Someone threw a car at him. Knock knock, who's there, not Jim

Whats why was the 18 year old boy scared of his dad? Cause his dad butt raped him when he was 7.

Why should this joke be funny? It shouldn't, because its an anti-joke.

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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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