What did the mollusk say to the sea cucumber? I don't know. Neither of them can talk.

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What does mens "man sauce" and babies have in common? They're both fun to make and easy to kill...

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why does andy thomson speak that slow because he speaks that way

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what do a dog and tree have in common? nobody cares when they die

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What do you call a cow with big horns? A bull.

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Have you ever had Ethiopian food? Neither have they.

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What's worse than being named Troy Merrill? Being Black.

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Mmmm, donuts

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What's the difference between Lady Gaga and the Bogeyman? Nothing.

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Why can't Helen Keller drive a car? Because she's dead.

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A black man accidentally walks into a white man. They apologize to each other and carry on with the rest of their day.

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What's worse than dropping your ice cream on the floor? Getting the end of your penis stapled

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women's rights

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Yo mama so fat that her weight is starting to tear her and your father apart.

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A white guy and a black guy are standing in a room. Which one of them is a murderer? I don't know, there is not enough information given in the question. However, according to Bureau of Justice murder statistics over the last 30 years, the black guy is 7.6 times more likely to be a murderer than a white guy in the United States.

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Q:What do you call a dog with no legs? A:It doesnt matter he's not gonna come

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Why did the cat cross the road? He thought he would make it to the other side, but instead was hit by a mini van and soon after died in the bushes from internal bleeding.

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the iPod hand is such a great deal It's only seven ninety-nine..........................................ninety nine for one hundredth of a dinosaur wait a minute...

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what is patrick wilson? smart

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A man with a ski mask on enters a bank, he just came back from the slopes.

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Wanna hear a joke? Toyota

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Sea World Japan.

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What do you call a fat legless over weight black man called Tom. Tom.

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Hello, ladies, look at your man, now back to me, now back at your man, now back to me. Sadly, he isn’t me, but if he stopped using ladies scented body wash and switched to Old Spice, he could smell like he’s me. Look down, back up, where are you? You’re on a boat with the man your man could smell like. What’s in your hand, back at me. I have it, it’s an oyster with two tickets to that thing you love. Look again, the tickets are now diamonds. Anything is possible when your man smells like Old Spice and not a lady. I’m on Sarah Jessica Parker.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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