- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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One time i ate a sandwich it was good

A black man accidentally walks into a white man. They apologize to each other and carry on with the rest of their day.

Your momma's so fat: She has found a value in relationships beyond an aesthetic level.

No, I don't have ADH...- Oh look, a butterfly!!

Two gay men in a hottub. They relaxed for about half an hour before getting out and going to the bed, where they fell asleep.

Q. Why did the chicken cross the road? A. Why dont you ask the chicken.

What did the homeless man get for christmas? Nothing

Jingle bells, batman smells, robin laid an egg.

a fat man eats porkchops all day ling shit a just craped my pants

the blonde choked o a gummy bear. What happened next? she went to the hospital

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If John has 50 candy bars, and he eats 45, how many cadybars does John have? Diabetes, John has diabetes.

What's worse than getting stuck in traffic? AIDS.

I see says the blind man " no you don't" replied the deaf man... In the other room

Do you know any good bird jokes? Well this is hawkward...

what is a vampires favorite dessert? a used tampon

Knock, Knock. Who's there? Disc . Disc Who. Disconnected.

Why do you never hit a black man with your car? Because that's vehicular homicide.

What's worse than listening to a teacher talk? This joke.

A black guy and a white guy are sitting in the bar. Later they will probably return to their respectable homes.

Knock Knock Who's there? The police. Come in!

What's worse than a baby dying of AIDS? It depends upon one's frame of reference. A family living in the US might consider the death of a baby by AIDS a horrible act by the gods. But to a similar family in sub-Saharan Africa, this might be a regular, albeit tragic occurrence.

Milk, milk, lemonade, around the corner there is no god and everybody hates you.

Who wears a forest ranger's hat and carries a can of kerosene? An arsonist who happens to be a forest ranger.

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