why did the cow jump over the moon because it was on a high dose of lsd

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what did Johnny get for Halloween. ebola

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Justin Littleton getting laid.

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Why'd the first koala fall out of the tree? He died. Why'd the second koala fall out of the tree? He was stapled to the first koala. Why'd the third koala fall out of the tree? He thought it was a game. Why'd the refrigerator fall out of the tree? He thought he was a koala. Why'd the boy fall off the swing? He was hit by 3 koalas and a refrigerator. Why'd the boy fall off his bike? He had no arms or legs

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Black people are clen.

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What do you call a black kid on a bike ? Dirt bike

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why did model 602734 have tests? he didn't

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Why did the horse fall over? Because I shot it

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Why aren't Anti Jokes funny? Cuz they're against my religion.

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why did the chicken cross the road? it didn't it got hit by a bus.

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hi ....................... oh i thought this was a chat room !!!!!!!

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are you lazy? -yes -Why are u lazy? -cause am lazy

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why did the bananan explode? it was a grenade

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What's the difference between a Jew and a pizza? Pizzas don't scream when you put them in the oven.

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What's funnier than a pile of dead babies? One crawling out of the bottom licking its lips.

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You know what helps with sholder pain? If you lick my butthole.

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Did you hear the Joke about the Deaf kid? Neither did he.

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Why did the man throw the clock out the window? Because he overslept and missed a job interview and a chance to support his family.

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Why did the bunny eat his food

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sixty....eight.

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Hey I just met you And this is crazy There's the kitchen Sandwich maybe?

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A women gets a call saying her only daughter is trapped inside a burning building. She runs as fast as she can too her car before she realizes... women can't drive due to their role in society.

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Morgan Freeman walks into a bar. Everyone is pleasantly surprised they are in the presence of a celebrity.

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Why do blacks have a little white on their hands? God has always said that everybody has a little good in them.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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