What happens when you eat too many breadsticks? You get constipated.

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How did the jew reply to the racist comment? Judaism is not a race, it's a religion.

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There are three men in a canoe traveling upstream. One wheel falls off. How many pancakes fit in a doghouse? 9, because ice-cream has no bones.

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What has lips and smells like a fish? A fish.

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A plane carrying an Englishman, an Irishman, and a Scotsman is destined to crash unless some weight is lost. First they drop the spare engine, but there is still too much weight. Then they drop the luggage, but still there is too much weight. All three men then jump out. The plane crashes anyway.

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Your Mama is so poor. I begin to worry about you and your familys' finacial situation.

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What do you call a boy with no arms and a hunchback? -names

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I jizzed in my pants. It tasted good

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once three middle easterns were walking down the street bomb bomb bomb

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do you know a really good joke? i don't have one.

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yo mama's so ugly, it affects her self esteem.

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Why did the sprinter lose the race He had no legs

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How do you wake Lady Gaga up? Poker face

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I am funny, yes? No, you are not.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? What does chicken mean?

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why did the koala fall out of the tree it was dead why did the 2nd koala fall out of the tree it was hit by the first koala why did the 3rd koala fall out of the tree it thought it was a game why did the 4th koala fall out of the tree it was fit by a fridge why did the 5th koala fall out of the tree it was inside the fridge why did the 6th koala fall out of the tree it was punished for dropping a fridge why did the 7th koala fall out of the tree it committed suicide after framing the 6th koala

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Nice legs, what time do they open the free bar, I'd like to by you a drink.

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How do you stop a clown from laughing? Hit him in the face with an ax.

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Two juggalos go to an Insane Clown Posse show.

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Why aren't Anti Jokes funny? Cuz they're against my religion.

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you wanna hear a joke? no

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Shit I forgot to put the slash. Thang god for google

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What time is it? 10:58

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