- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's the difference between a black man and water? All black men have water in them, but not all water has a black man in it.

two philosophers stood in silence at the foot of a very large mountain; a mountain not only too high to climb, but also too wide to walk around. So the first philosopher finally speaks: "...so, what do you do for a living?"

what do you call a dead baby in a blender? child abuse

Knock Knock Whose there? Yes I am a convicted child molester and by state law I must go door-to-door explaining the many cruel and vigorous crimes I have committed.

Wanna hear a joke? No.

How do you start a Mexican parade? Close off the streets you plan to have the parade on, and be sure to have a decent amount of floats and marching bands.

you know what sucks more than getting raped by a gorilla? getting raped by two gorillas.

Why did video kill the radio star? He slept with videos wife.

What's red and bad for your teeth? A brick.

What's a Mexican's favorite sport? It varies from person to person.

People talk about how there grandparents was in the holocaust well my grandpa was to he died. How he fell off the guard tower.

"I love you terribly!" said the girl to her new boyfriend. "For Christ's sakes, Grandma, put your pants back on!"

how many fish does it take to turn on a lightbulb None, lightbulbs dont work in the ocean

Why was johny late to school? He died

Why did little susie fall off the swing? because she had no arms. Knock knock who's there? not susie

Did you hear about the black guy who went to college? Neither have i

Have you ever had Ethiopian food? Neither have they.

Black Poeple

What's funny? Women's rights.

What's the only part of a vegetable that you can't eat??? His wheelchair

Whats worse then reading the same joke over and over again? Getting mutilated by a cupcake.

What happened to the dying kangaroo? He died What animal is not in the lion king? Kangaroo --why? Because he died...

What's the difference between a watermelon and a baby? A watermelon is edible.

What's your name? You tell me.

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