How do you get a bunch of Pokémon onto a bus? You tell them to ride a bus

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A man walks into a bar and orders a beer. The bartender brings him the beer, and the man drinks it. Then the man dies in a car crash while driving back to his family

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How do you make a kids fall off a swing? Throw an axe at them

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Two guys walk into a bar, the third one is a duck.

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What call a black man flying a plane? A pilot you racist.

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This is not Will Smith.

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roses are red, violets are blue, get in that bed or I stick your head down the loo! Christian grey

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Why do people often give Jimmy strange looks? Because Jimmy has Down Syndrome

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I LIKE TURLES.

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What is purple and flies? A purple plane.

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What do elephants have that no other animal has? Baby elephants.

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a black guy leaves prison

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Why didnt the kid go in the pool? Because there was no pool!!

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Who is the richest clown? You're probably thinking Ronald McDonald but its actually Barack Obama

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What is the same about a plum and an elephant? They're both grey except the plum

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What does a girl with no arms on a swing? Falls.

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roses are red violets are black why is your chest as flat as my back

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why did the bananan explode? it was a grenade

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A man yells at the top of the Grand Canyon, "Heyoooooo" He hears His voice echo multiple times. He yells again, "Heyoooooo" This time he hears his echo and a girl yell "heyo" back to him from within the canyon. He looks down. He falls. A mountain goat breaks his fall. The man is so thankful for the goat. He says, " Thank you goat! You saved my life!" The goat then pulls out a gun, and shoots him thrice. The man dies.

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why did the child go to school? Because he wants to succeed in life

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Exactly what?

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the WNBA

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Why did the cow lay down? Because he was tired

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Why did the todler fall over? He's an iraqi child and has ben shot inboth legs being readied fro public excution for fighting on the opposing side a.w. j.p.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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