- Anti Joke

you are so ugly you continuously get made fun of for it everyday and already have a savings account for plastic surgery in the near future.

What's the difference between a single mom and a stripper? Job status.

How many Jews can you fit in a car? Statistically speaking, in a brief survey done by the United States Traffic Commission, they stated that a standard 4-door sedan had the highest percentile of drivers. So, in regards to the legal system, a person may only fit, in fact, 5 jews in a car.

What happened when the boy didn't forward the chain message to ten people. Nothing.

What's the difference between a Mercedes and a pile of dead babies? I don't have a Mercedes in my garage.

If a quiz is a quizzical what is a test? It is an assessment intended to measure the respondents' knowledge or other abilities.

A man walks into a bar, he then falls unconscious and driven safely to the hospital.

what's better than animal crackers? your mom.

A man walks into a bar. He drinks then comes home to his whole family murderd and mutilated

What's worse then biting into an apple and finding a worm? Finding half a worm and wondering where the other half is. o.O

how do you know if a chinese man has been in you house? your homework is done

Guess what? Chicken butt? Poultry gluteus maximus!

A man was walking outside at night and he heard thunder and saw lighting so he took out a metal pole.

Why does a chicken lay an egg? If she'd throw it, it would break.

Why is little Susie crying? Her entire family is dead.

Why did the cow puke up his grass? Because it is necessary so that the cow can re-chew his food to aid with the digestion.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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you are so ugly you continuously get made fun of for it everyday and already have a savings account for plastic surgery in the near future.

What's the difference between a single mom and a stripper? Job status.

How many Jews can you fit in a car? Statistically speaking, in a brief survey done by the United States Traffic Commission, they stated that a standard 4-door sedan had the highest percentile of drivers. So, in regards to the legal system, a person may only fit, in fact, 5 jews in a car.

What happened when the boy didn't forward the chain message to ten people. Nothing.

What's the difference between a Mercedes and a pile of dead babies? I don't have a Mercedes in my garage.

If a quiz is a quizzical what is a test? It is an assessment intended to measure the respondents' knowledge or other abilities.

A man walks into a bar, he then falls unconscious and driven safely to the hospital.

what's better than animal crackers? your mom.

A man walks into a bar. He drinks then comes home to his whole family murderd and mutilated

What's worse then biting into an apple and finding a worm? Finding half a worm and wondering where the other half is. o.O

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how do you know if a chinese man has been in you house? your homework is done

Guess what? Chicken butt? Poultry gluteus maximus!

A man was walking outside at night and he heard thunder and saw lighting so he took out a metal pole.

A horse walks into a bar...n

Why does a chicken lay an egg? If she'd throw it, it would break.

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Why is little Susie crying? Her entire family is dead.

Why did the cow puke up his grass? Because it is necessary so that the cow can re-chew his food to aid with the digestion.

¿Por qué seis de los siete miedo? ¡Porque siete ocho nueve!

PENIS

why did the girl fall off the swing? she had no arms.

How did the guy drown if he wasn't in water? A shark threw up on him

. Deez nuts Ok

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