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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What is green and has wheels? Grass, i was lying about the wheels

What do you call a shop dedicated to selling watermelon, fried chicken and corn bread? A poor business model.

What did the man say to the other man? I am unsure of what he said, but it seemed like a pretty nice conversation until one of the men got hit by a elephant.

Roses are white Violets are white I did it in the garden

I slept with a girl with aids and now I do and so does everybody else I have sex with

What do you call a Russian civil war? A war in which one side wants to seced from the other.

How do you put an elephant in the refrigerator? Open the door and let him in. How do you put a giraffe in the refrigerator? Open the door and let the elephant out then give the giraffe a reasonable amount of time to enter.

What's worse than finding gum stuck on the bottom of your desk? A clown following you around carrying a shotgun and throwing toothbrushes at you.

What did the Jewish man get for Christmas? Nothing. He is Jewish, therefore he does not celebrate Christmas, he celebrates Hanukkah. So he won't get a present for Christmas, he will get eight presents for Hanukkah. (He'll like getting a good deal).

if you are what you eat then arent pornstars considered vaginas?

How many blondes does it take to screw in a light bulb? With the technology of compact fluorescent light bulbs they don't go out for much longer, so the question is nearly irrelevant.

Knock Knock Who's there? Ben. Ben who? Ben Dover.

Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know, go ask the chicken.

What's the difference between a black man and water? All black men have water in them, but not all water has a black man in it.

what did the duck say to the dog. quack

Why did the insect play marco polo? It couldn't. Marco polo requires multiple players.

Q. What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? A. "Where's my tractor?"

What did the man say to his wife when he bought a dog? I bought a dog.

What's not red? No tomatoes.

whats round and like a ball a ball

Roses are red, Violets are blue. Who the hell named a blue flower "violet"?

Why did the first koala fall out of the tree? because it was dead. Why the second koala fall out of the tree? because it was hit by the first koala. Why did the third koala fall out of the tree? because it thought it was a game.

how many jews can you fit in a honda civic 1 in the driver seat, 1 in the passenger seat and 3 in the back properly fixed with safety belts.

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