A black man, a Mexican, and a Jew walk into a bar. The white bartender kills them all because he was a huge racist.

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why did the chicken cross the road? it didn't it got hit by a bus.

What's the leading cause of pedophilia? Sexy kids.

A black man, an Asian, a Jew, and an American all jump off a building. Unfortunately, they all died on impact and their families will mourn for years to come.

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Why doesn't Santa come in the summer? Because it's not Christmas.

What did the drummer say to other drummer? "Hey, I'm a drummer too."

Why didn't the black man finish high school? He overdosed on heroin.

Person 1: Knock knock. Person 2: Come in.

A duck walks into a bar. Animal control is promptly called and the duck is released at a nearby park.

a Mexican and a black guy were sitting in the back of a car, who is driving? -- a cop

What's green and invisible? This cabbage.

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A boat sinks in the ocean, what does the sailor do? Nothing, he wasn't on the boat.

a carrot walks into a bar, carrots cant walk for they do not have legs.

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Why did Little Jimmy never make it in the NBA? Because he died at age 6.

What's worse than a dead baby? A dead puppy.

your mamas so fat when she puts on a belt she has to use a bomarang to get it around her.

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A kid goes to the doctor and orders a salad. The doctor replies, "This is a smoking-free environment". The kid puts out his cigar and goes to Olive Garden to get his physical.

The outside of my house is painted yellow.

why did the baby cross the road? it was stapled to the chicken

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