What do you call a gay, black, Muslim physician? Doctor.

Who wears a forest ranger's hat and carries a can of kerosene? An arsonist who happens to be a forest ranger.

I walked into a dark ally at night and ran into 2 black men They severely beat me then while unconscious brutally raped me. I then spent 5 weeks in the hospital in a deep coma.

Whats worse than a dead dog? 5 dead babies and a dead dog...

why did the chicken cross the road? why do you care?

why did model 602734 have tests? he didn't

How do you kill a fox in Canada? Cut it's leg off and let it run!

What's the difference between zev hatis and a dwarf Nothing. They are both midgets and are going to die by the age of 25

what do you call an asian flying a plane? a pilot

Ouch, a papercut .. what could be worse? A hatchet cut.

Why couldn't the cat eat it's food? It's face was stapled to the floor.

Why are we posting shit jokes on here? Because we can't drink!

Nickelback.

Indeed.

My dad beats my mom At checkers

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What is brown, smells like shit and on fire? A muslim after the bomb vest malfuctioned!

Why is 6 afraid of 7? Cause 7 is black.

Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know.

What do you call a letter sent up the chimney on Christmas Eve? Black mail !

Please don't rape me.

Roses are red Violets are blue I have genital warts Now you do too

...and I'm a Mormon.

why did the baby cross the road? it was stapled to the chicken

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