Whats a good source of iron? A piece of iron.

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Why did the koala fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

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A man walked into a bar and suffered a mild concusion.

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Why did the women keep scratching her head? Because she had lice

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The size of Idris Elba's penis

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Did you hear about the black guy who went to college? Neither have i

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if life gives u lemons....chuck them back and say u wanted muffins instead!!!!!!!!!!!

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Why did Hitler cross the road? To get to the other side.

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How many Jews can you fit in a Jeep? Four.

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Why was Susie screaming profusely? Susie has autism.

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Why is brennan goldade such a loser? Cause he likes men

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Two juggalos go to an Insane Clown Posse show.

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How do you kill a down-syndrome kid? fire.

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Obamacare!

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Roses are red, Violets are PURPLE.

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What do you call a man who just died 5 minutes ago? Dead.

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One time i ate a sandwich it was good

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If you have 10 fish and you drown 5 how many do you have left? 10... you can't drown a fish, and even if you could you would still have 10 because there would still be there, they would just be dead. 5 alive, 5 dead

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If a midget is mentally retarded and always late for work, is it okay to call him a little tardy?

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I've got the moobs like jagger.

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Doctor, Doctor I keep getting pains in the eye when I drink coffee! It's not the coffee, you have a deadly case of ocular melanoma, a form of cancer that affects the eye. You'll be blind within the next 24 hours.

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How do you start up a good conversation? Wanna have a good conversation?

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Dale a tu cuerpo alegria Macarena

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Why did the pie cross the road? I have no idea, why not ask it?

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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