- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A man walks into a bar, he drinks, then leaves the bar.

This post contains NOTHING.

Hey Jim? What? Pass the stapler.

roses are red, violets are not, this poem makes no sense. Bananas

What's the difference between a black man with a pie and an asian with an apple. They're of different ethnicitiesand cultures, and are holding different foods.

How do you make a kids fall off a swing? Throw an axe at them

One day, Jimmy didn't wake up.

A dying homeless man walks into a Hospital. He is asked to leave because he doesn't have health insurance. He dies in a gutter next to where he shits.

I love boobs

What is the difference between Terri Schaivo and a basket of rotting vegetables? The rotting vegetables aren't edible.

Pianca going ham

What's worse than a baby dying of AIDS? It depends upon one's frame of reference. A family living in the US might consider the death of a baby by AIDS a horrible act by the gods. But to a similar family in sub-Saharan Africa, this might be a regular, albeit tragic occurrence.

World peace

Any idea of his whereabouts Nero? I am the leader, I fund this myself, as you know money is not my problem, its rather loyalty.

You know what helps with sholder pain? If you lick my butthole.

why did the chicken cross the road? why do you care?

Why is the dinosaur yellow? He's not.

a man walks into a bar.......ouch

Sam: Knock knock? You: Who's there? Sam: Sammy Sosa. You: Hi, Sammy Sosa. Sam: Hi.

why did the chicken cross the road? it didn't it got hit by a bus.

Why doesn't Santa come in the summer? Because it's not Christmas.

I am a real homosexual

How did the ruttabaga believe itself to be a ruttabaga? Because it was in fact NOT a ruttabaga, but some self-aware individual with delusions.

What did the doctor tell the boy with no arms or legs? I'm sorry, you have terminal cancer.

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