What do you get when you multiply a trillion times a billion times a quintillion? A huge ass number.

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Q: What do you get when you eat all the potatoes? A: They're all gone!

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The economy sucks. REM broke up. A man killed himself.

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A plane is flying from NY to Canada, but crashes on the border. Where do you bury the survivors? You don't bury survivors.... Just kidding, there were no survivors

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A homeless person dies.

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knock, knock whos there? steve steve who? steve johnson hi steve

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Knock Knock. F uck off.

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What's worse than Bin Weevils? Nick Clegg.

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beiber i straight

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roses are white violets are green if you you sit on santas lap he will stab you

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Two guys walk into a bar, the third one is a duck.

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What did the cheese say to his friend, who was also a cheese, before the cheese took a picture? ''Cheese''.

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yo mama's so fat, her medical weight chart is much steeper than those of most women her age

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A man was walking down the street and witnessed a car crashed. He was traumatize.

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Why Was a guy wearing Pink pants? Because He Was Gay.

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A Russian gentleman walks into a bar and requests a vodka which the bartender promptly supplies. Shortly thereafter a Turkish gentleman enters escorting a Llama on a leash and requests a vodka to which the bartender responds: "Your animal is not allowed on the premise, I am going to have to ask you to leave." The Turkish gentleman apologizes for his ignorance of the local customs and excuses himself, and shortly thereafter the Russian finishes his Vodka, pays, and leaves as well.

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How do you drown a blonde? Hold their head under water.

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The jets are a good team..

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How do you know when your sister's on her period? Your dad's dick tastes like blood

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Covietz has a large penis

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What do you call a school bus full of black people? Not a school bus

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Why did the cat fall out of the tree? Cause the branch broke. Why did the baby fall out of the tree? Cause it was stapled to the cat.

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Knock knock. Who's there? Nobody. Nobody who?

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-What did the gay guy say in Mcdonald's? -Ill have a number 10, with hot sauce and a large coke.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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