I walked into a dark ally at night and ran into 2 black men They severely beat me then while unconscious brutally raped me. I then spent 5 weeks in the hospital in a deep coma.

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A bar walks into your mother.

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9/11/01 walks into a bar

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Today I had sex with a married man, but thats OK he's my husband

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One night you tell your mom to make you a sandwich, the next day in school you ate a delicious peanut butter and jelly sandwich for lunch

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why did the cow jump over the moon because it was on a high dose of lsd

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What's worse than a baby dying of AIDS? It depends upon one's frame of reference. A family living in the US might consider the death of a baby by AIDS a horrible act by the gods. But to a similar family in sub-Saharan Africa, this might be a regular, albeit tragic occurrence.

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Q: Why did the cat roll down the hill? A: It had no legs

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Pianca going ham

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Why aren't Anti Jokes funny? Cuz they're against my religion.

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A man walks into a doctor's office. He is diagnosed with cancer. After three years he dies.

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What do you call a gay, black, Muslim physician? Doctor.

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what do you call a black guy in a house? a burglar

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How did the ruttabaga believe itself to be a ruttabaga? Because it was in fact NOT a ruttabaga, but some self-aware individual with delusions.

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Q: What do you call a man with no arms and and no legs in front of a door? A: A quadruple amputee.

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person 1-As me if I'm purple... person 2- Are you purple? person 1- no

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Sam: Knock knock? You: Who's there? Sam: Sammy Sosa. You: Hi, Sammy Sosa. Sam: Hi.

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What do you call a black kid on a bike ? Dirt bike

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If you saw two cowboys in a kitchen, which would be the real one? Why do you automatically assume one of them is false, or that either of them is real?

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Why did Sally fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. Knock knock Who's there Not Sally

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why did the chicken cross the road? it didn't it got hit by a bus.

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There were 3 children: Flower, Petal and Fridge. Flower asked, "Mum, why is my name Flower?" to which she replied "Because a flower was the first thing to fall on you when you were born." Petal asked, "Mum, why is my name Petal?" to which she replied "Because a petal was the first thing to fall on you when you were born." Fridge said, "Herp derp dur" to which Fridge's mother replied "Shut up, Fridge."

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It's your mother, open the door.

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What do you call a bunch of balck men running down a hill. A bunch of balck men running down a hill.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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