- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a one-armed man Whatever his name is

What's yellow and can not swim? A Bulldozer

How did the poor young women get Aids? She got raped.

You play the piano? What more can you do? Sounds complicated but try me.

The government wants us to stop using gas and be eco friendly. Tell that to Hitler.

Why did the sprinter lose the race He had no legs

Why was the truck covered in blood? The chicken tried crossing the road

Indeed.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

How do you make a kids fall off a swing? Throw an axe at them

what is green and has wheels? grass i lied about the wheels

What do you call a black kid on a bike ? Dirt bike

why did the chicken cross the road.

Why doesn't Santa Claus like cantaloupe? Because he doesn't exist. You have to exist to like cantaloupe.

Why aren't jokes funny in base 8? Because 7, 10, 11.

Your mother is so obese that the extra weight is putting strain on her knees she now needs knee surgery.

How do you get a bunch of Pokémon onto a bus? You tell them to ride a bus

Knock Knock. Go away!

minorities

Two black guys are in an elevator, one guy gets off at the sixth floor, and the other on the eighth. And thats it.

Q: why did suzy fall off the swing? A: she had no arms. Knock knock. Q: who's there? A: not suzy!

How do you stop a clown from laughing? Hit him in the face with an ax.

Knock-Knock "Who's there?" "It's the police. We have a search warrant."

What did the mother say to her baby? These little piggies taste good!

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