Whats why was the 18 year old boy scared of his dad? Cause his dad butt raped him when he was 7.

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Whats worse than breaking your pencil? Getting a cactus shoved up your ass.

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What does a good joke get for Christmas? no laughs.

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What do you call a pickle that is sad? A pickle!????

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Come in

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Knock knock Who's there? Gung chee Gung chee who? That's my full name.

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you are gay

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What's the difference between above job and below job? Below job sucks

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"Doctor do i have aids?" asked the worried 13-year old.

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Why did Jim laugh so hard? Triangle!

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your mama is so fat she wears big pants.

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what was the dying mans last words? im dying

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When does 1=17? How many schizophrenics does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

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What's the differance between a pile of leaves and a pile of dead babies? There isn't a pile of leaves burning in my backyard.

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Knock Knock Whos there? Its dad mom died....

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Q: How many Jews can fit in a four door Sudan? A: Two in the front, three in the back, six million in the ash trey.

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A white guy drives to Home Depot in order to get supplies for remodeling his kitchen. He notices a few Mexicans standing around outside. He decides to go to to Lowe's instead.

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i fondle myself every night....

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Roses are red Violets are blue Get in the car or i'll shoot you

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A Jew, a Muslim, and a Christian walk into a bar, they then sit down and discuss the various political factors driving a wedge between unity, peace, harmony and understaning between their religions. They resolve that despite the differences in religious belief, essentially they are all the same, and want happy existences with family and friends, and that equality and peace between religions should be a prime focus of religious institutions and governments. They then band together to criticize aetheists, who present a much more probable explanation for why the Universe is the way it is. An eavesdropper then mulls over the idea that the various religions represented behind him are willing to debate philosophical standpoints, so long as their monotheistic beliefs are not contradicted.

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What happens when Batman Robin and Wonder woman go on a date? Somebody isn't getting laid.

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Why did the orange put on the sun block? Because it was afraid of turning into a TAN-gerine!

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What's worse than a baby dying of AIDS? It depends upon one's frame of reference. A family living in the US might consider the death of a baby by AIDS a horrible act by the gods. But to a similar family in sub-Saharan Africa, this might be a regular, albeit tragic occurrence.

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when geese fly in a v formation, why is one side always longer then the other? cause there are more geese on one side

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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