What is purple and flies? A purple plane.

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What do you call a person with no legs, no arms, no eyes, and no heart? Well he'd be dead wouldn't he?

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Why did the cow lay down? Because he was tired

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What's the difference between a single mom and a stripper? Job status.

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FOLLOW ME @airvvv

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Q: What do you call a black man sitting on a bench? A: Whatever his name is.

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when does the phrase "time heals all wounds" not apply? to people with fatal wounds.

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jokes r dumb

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This joke isnt funny.

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Knock-Knock "Who's there?" "It's the police. We have a search warrant."

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beiber i straight

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What is green but looks like a silver car? A silver car....I lied about the green part.

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What's brown a sticky? -A stick

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a duck walked into the 7-11, grabbed a slurpee and told the man at the register, "put it on my bill". But the man behind the counter was Indian, and could not understand what the duck was saying. The duck then walked out confused, wondering why he was buying a slurpee in the first place

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A man walks into a bar, he then falls unconscious and driven safely to the hospital.

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If a quiz is a quizzical what is a test? It is an assessment intended to measure the respondents' knowledge or other abilities.

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Have you ever seen Helen Keller's house? No. Well it's really nice.

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Why couldn't the cow move? It had Cystic Fibrosis.

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Two men walked into a bar, the third followed close behind.

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What does a man like. food.

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Wanna hear 2 short jokes and a long joke? Joke, joke , joooooookkkeeee

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A father gives some golf balls to his son on his son's birthday. The son then goes into the woods with the golf balls, and then comes out without the golf balls. "What did you do with the golf balls?" asks the father. The son says nothing. On Christmas the father gives his son more golf balls, and the son does the same thing. He goes into the woods with them, and leaves without them. Again the father asks what he did with the golf balls, and the son says nothing. This happens for many holidays to come, until the son gets hit by a bus. In the ambulence, the father asks; "One last question ,what did you do with the golf balls?" The son dies

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What's orange and can fly through walls? A Magic Orange.

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Why did Jim laugh so hard? Triangle!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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