What's blue and screams when you look at it Idk that's why I'm asking you

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N****R = nice israeli girl great education rich

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wait am i supposed to right the joke down here

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What did the frog say Magican? Ribbet.

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Roses are red. So is bacon, Poetry is hard . bacon.

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Do you know what paper I get?.... Loose leaf :o

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When is a joke funny? When you read it.

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Q: Why do Jews have big noses? A: Because air is free!

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The man who ran behind the bus got exhausted. The man who ran in front of the bus got tired. The first one survived.

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3 guys and 2 women walk into a bar and sat down........... good to see both sex`s were welcome in the bar

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I saw mommy kissing Santa Claus, the divorce papers were filed soon thereafter.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because the chicken was trying to escape from the sad and depressing environment that surrounded him on the side he thus came from. Alas, he did not know that he would be soon hit by a drunk truck driver, who would also die, in a bright explosion of morbid flames and screams.

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What's big, grey and can't swim? A castle

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Why did the girl's cat fall from the ceiling? Because she didn't use enough tape.

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What's the difference between a blonde and a brunette? The pigmentation of their hair follicles.

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What did Batman say to Robin before getting in the Batmobile? "Get in the Batmobile"

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What type of food was the black guy eating? fruit, he is on a diet

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how did the bling man cross the street? He didn't half way there he tripped and got ran over by a car.

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Why couldn't Maria play Softball? She was born without legs.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it is common to find chickens and other wild and/or domesticated animals roaming through the streets in a multitude of countries.

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What's worse than being raped? Finding out that because you were sexually violated, you are now a victim of unplanned pregnancy and have contracted AIDS and any number of other STD's from the horrible expirence that will forever haunt your nightmares.

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Why did the black man walk into KFC? He was terribly hungry and had a reasonable amount of currency with him to purchase food for his well being.

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