Why did Jake have a bad spring break? Because he got hit by a car and died

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A dog walks into a bar. The bartender asks the dog "what will ya have?" The bartender is then recognized as The Dog Whisperer

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it is common to find chickens and other wild and/or domesticated animals roaming through the streets in a multitude of countries.

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Womens rights

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A black policeman and a white policeman work different shifts, one is during the day and one is at night and the both get equal pay.

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I like to eat.

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A black man and a mexican are in a car, who's driving? The mexican, the black man broke his arm and the mexican is driving him to the hospital.

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Ask me if I'm a Banana Are you a Banana? Yes Oh, I couldn't tell in this lighting

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What's the difference between a train and a lamp? A lot

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Your life That's the joke

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Women rights.

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What do you call a racist guy surrounded by a gang of black pepole? Dead.

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what do you call the one eyed man in the land of the blind? You call him an outcast

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For as long as i can remember, i've had memories

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What's brown and sticky? A stick.

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Why couldn't the blonde divide 5 by 0? Because it's impossible to divide by 0.

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What did the boy with no arms and legs get for Christmas? A Kinect

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there are two hicks named Billy Bob and Joe. Billy Bob decides to go to college so he goes to sign up for classes. The Dean of the school decides to help him out and tells him he will be taking math, writing, and logic. Billy Bob is okay with the math and writing but then asks "what the hell is logic?" The Dean thinks for a moment and then says "Okay for example, do you have a weedwacker?" Billy Bob says "yeah i got a weed wacker" so then Dean says "So that probably means you have a yard." Billy Bob goes "yeah i got a yard" So the Dean says "so if youve got a yard you've probably got a house." Billy Bob goes "hell ya i got a house!" The Dean says "and if youve got a house that probably means you've got a wife." Billy Bob goes "ya! i got a wife" so the Dean says "If you have a wife then that means you are heterosexual" and Billy Bob goes "of course im heterosexual!" So the Dean goes "See Billy Bob, thats logic." Amazed by this, Billy Bob goes back to Joe and starts to tell him about his classes. He explains he will be taking math, writing and logic. Joe is confused so he asked Billy Bob "what the hell is logic!?" Billy Bob thinks for a moment and goes "okay how can i explain this....okay joe, do you have a weed wacker?" and Joe responds "no Billy Bob i dont got a week wacker..." Billy Bob: "I KNEW YOU WAS A HOMOSEXUAL!"

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Two guys walk into a bar, one is treated for a concussion.

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Yo mama so fat even Dora couldn't explore her!

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What's the opposite of fly? To not fly

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What's the best joke of all? YOUR SOCIAL LIFE!!!!!!!

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One time i ate a sandwich it was good

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Q: How many blondes does it take to screw in a light bulb? A: 1

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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