what's the difference between a bearded man and bearded lady the bearded man has a PENIS

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why was the panda sent to prison? he played a major roll in the bombing of 9-11

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Why did Joseph kick the pig in the face? He though it'd be funny.

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Santa Clogged my toliet

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What do u get when you mix a young asian woman and a black man? Tiger Woods

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what did the nazi say to the jew? hi

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A white guy drives to Home Depot in order to get supplies for remodeling his kitchen. He notices a few Mexicans standing around outside. He decides to go to to Lowe's instead.

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i fondle myself every night....

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Slavery lol

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N****R = nice israeli girl great education rich

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your momma is so old, she has heart problems

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How do you know if a monster is hiding under your bed or in your closet? Go and look.

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A: thats what your mom said last night! B: my mom committed suicide when i was three because she could not handle the stress of being a teen mother with an abusive boyfriend. A: oh... B: yeah....

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A three legged dog walks into the bar and says, " I'm lookin' for the man that shot my paw." The bartender replies, "Your father was an honorable man, and I wish I could help."

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What's big, black and long? The line in KFC

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Why was Six afraid of Seven? Six hasn't been the same since Vientnamn

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How do you get a baby out of a blender? Tortilla Chips

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Boy: Is your body from McDonalds ? Girl: Aww is it because your lovin' it? Boy: No, it's because your greasy and fat!

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What is a mexicans favorite sport? Whatever he is interested in.

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Did you hear that Hellen Keller went driving? Now she's also paralyzed.

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In particle-joke physics, the antijoke is the extension of the concept of the antiparticle to the joke, where the antijoke is composed of antiparticles in the same way that the normal joke is composed of particles. Furthermore, mixing jokes and antijokes can lead to the annihilation of both, in the same way that mixing antiparticles and particles does.The result of antijoke meeting jokes is an explosion.[1]

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Wanna hear a joke? Me too.

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What do you call a black Arnold Schwarzenegger? Arnold Schwarzenegger.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know, go ask the chicken.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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