What do you call a brunette between two blonds? Probably their friend. How should I know?

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Q: What did the bulbasoar say to the charmander? A: bulbasoarrr

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How many babies does it take to paint a house? Depends on how hard you throw them.

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My hair is thin, therefore the person beside me wears oddly looking clothes CC

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Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know.

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A Jew walks into a gas chamber.

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What do you call a mouse that sings? Justin Bieber

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Q: why did the plain crash A: because the driver was a loaf of bread

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Whats ironic about the Facebook "like" button? Nothing

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Welcome to AntiJoke.com Jeff. Jeff just got his mind blown.

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Why did the boy bump into a pole. He was sleep-walking with his eyes closed.

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What do you call a women out of the Kitchen? Nothing because they shouldn't be

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knock knock whos there a duck a duck who QUACK!

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Why did the man jump off of the cliff? Because he was suicidal.

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Knock, knock. Come in!

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If you look up stupid in the dictionary the definition would say stu·pid? ?[stoo-pid, styoo?] -er, -est, noun adjective 1. lacking ordinary quickness and keenness of mind; dull. 2. characterized by or proceeding from mental dullness; foolish; senseless: a stupid question. 3. tediously dull, especially due to lack of meaning or sense; inane; pointless: a stupid party. 4. annoying or irritating; troublesome: Turn off that stupid radio. 5. in a state of stupor; stupefied: stupid from fatigue.

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What did the boy with no arms and legs get for christmas? A bike.

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Who ate the cookies? Your face. Litterally.

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how do you get a cat out of a tree? -call the fire department

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Q: Why did the Jew have to go to the Holocaust A: Because he was Jewish

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Q: Why did Rapunzel fall out of the tower? A: Because she was a dumb bitch.

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What do you get when you cross an owl with a bungee cord? ...an owl with a bungee cord.

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Why did the indian man take the peanuts out of his lunch? Because he's allergic.

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