A purple kangaroo hops into a bar. There is no such thing as a purple kangaroo. The end.

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Roses are green Violets are yellow I have mental problems Doobah haga Blakatrabbit

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Once upon a time there was a little puppy. He then grew old and died.

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Whats 10+10? A mathematical equation.

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Relax, and I do not mean as in hypnotic "relax as you do not not... Okay I used it again I am just joking" Nice, so are they like pretty doubles or not?

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What type of movies do pirates watch? None they are on a boat!

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What happend when Chuck Norris did a push up? He did one push up.

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What did batman say to robin before they got in the car? Get in the car.

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Your mom is so fat, her pants are starting to get tight.

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What did Jerry Sandusky get for Christmas? Raped in jail.

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Pencils are yellow, Grass is green OK

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What happens if you throw a red ruby into the black sea? It gets wet.

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Whats worse then reading the same joke over and over again? Getting mutilated by a cupcake.

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Noah is Smart.

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Q: How do you fit a giraffe inside a refrigerator? A: You can't, it is physically impossible...

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Why did the white man rub the black man's hair for good luck? Because it's good luck to rub a black man's hair.

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Why can't Helen Keller drive a car? Because she's dead.

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What happens when you cross a dog and a cat? Something.

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Knock knock. Who's there? President. President who? The President of the United States.

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What do you call Magic Johnson in a wheel chair? A tragedy, especially considering his past struggles with HIV.

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What has human male genitalia? A human male

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Saddam Hussein is the father of the mothers of all cultchies.

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the joke below me is not an anti joke

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Q:why are lamas cool? A:because m&m's are poisoned with deadly dosages of viagra.

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