I remember my first "I remember my first-" joke

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Who is Soulja Boy's best friend? YOUUUUUUUUUUUU

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A man and his wife are walking home from a lovely evening at the movies when suddenly a masked man jumps from the bushes demanding a pad and pen, his mother just got a new phone number and he suffers from short term memory loss.

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What's funnier than 24? 25.

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I JUST HAD SEEX! How blantant, eh?

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What do you call a duck with a mustache? A duck with a mustache.

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What do an apple and a banana have in common? They are both not cookies

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What's the diference between an African guy and a lion? Nothing. But the lion will probably eat the African guy.

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Would I ever lie to you? No, because lying is bad.

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your moms so fat she has a heart attack when she walks to the pantry.

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What do you call Justin Bieber having sex with a women? Sex.

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An underaged man walks into a bar. He orders a beer, but the bartender says we don't serve minors. The boy then rushes out if the bar for fear of being caught.

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What is a mexicans favorite sport? Whatever he is interested in.

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...Jack Vale

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Why did the blond fail her Calculus test? She had a Biology test on the same day, and being that she is a bio major she felt it would be to her interest to put more emphasis on the bio test because she is only taking cal as an advanced elective credit, which would not effect her major GPA.

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Two muffings are in an oven. One leans towards the other due to rising of the batter and says nothing. The other cupcake, unable to yield the cognitive process to speak utters nothing and cooks to an internal temperature of 175 C.

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^that joke's not funny

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A man walked into the white house and security escorted him out because he didn't have a pass.

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What's funnier than 24? 25.

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Q. What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? A. "Where's my tractor?"

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A Poem that would be from a stocker: Roses are Red Violets are Blue I have a Gun Get in the Van and NOW!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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Q: Why cant Helen Keller drive? A: Because shes dead.

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What's worse than being raped? Finding out that because you were sexually violated, you are now a victim of unplanned pregnancy and have contracted AIDS and any number of other STD's from the horrible expirence that will forever haunt your nightmares.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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