How many Alzheimer's patients does it take to change a light bulb? Well that would be crude and insensitive to ask a person with dementia to do a task so easily performed by a person who is not non compos mentis.

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What's funnier than a midget bungie jumping? Nothing

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Why did a man get arrested in a bar He was covered in bombs and charged with terrorism

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Men's rights

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Roses are red Violets are blue I have clamidia Because Polly shat on me.

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what's black, long, and moves around a lot? a van.

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A woman refuses to make a sandwich and walks away unharmed.

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What does a good joke get for Christmas? no laughs.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue. Guess what, I have cancer.

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I can't think of a joke!

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Potatoes have skin, i have skin, so there i must be a pig

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Knock knock. Who's there? Pizza. Pizza who? Delivery.

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Knock knock Who's there? Gung chee Gung chee who? That's my full name.

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Is your refrigerator running? Yes. Good. The food I placed in the refrigerator a few hours ago will now be cold.

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What do you call 3 horses in 1 boat, in the middle of the Dead Sea? Lost

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Dear John,

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What do you call a man who gets off the train at Willoughby? Dead

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Knock knock! Yes?

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Why did the black man rob the russian guy? He didn't. He was too scared.

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when life gives you 100 reasons to cry, you should cry. you're lucky you haven't killed yourself at this point

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Why did Sally fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. Knock knock. Who's there? It's everybody in the world telling you to stop re-using this joke.

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What happened to the little kid sitting next to a fat kid ? The little kid got DEVOURED

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josh- your a strange boy. liam- yes. due to by up bringing i have been exposed to unusual situations that most people do not encounter therefore affecting how i behave. Secondly the definition of normal is varying from person to person making being normal to every human being difficult to even the most capable of people. Essentialy Josh i care little for you comment. *josh was a black man who died of cancer 6 weeks after this incodent*

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Why was segregation made Illegal? because its more fun to break the law

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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