A blonde walks into a store and asks for the microwave behind the counter. The man behind the register promptly hands her the microwave and charges her $435 for it, which is utterly ridiculous.

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Rosea's afre rewd Voleasts a/ere bluejw I ahve parkinson's dise'ase it ttook 4 hoiurs to w'irite this

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Hodor

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come along children

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Q; What's something that's long and girls like to suck? A: A popsicle

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What did the mollusk say to the sea cucumber? I don't know. Neither of them can talk.

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Why did the passenger plane crash? Well, if not mechanical failure or human error, probably because a bomb was detonated onboard.

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Knock, Knock. Who's there? The Police, your family just died in a car accident/

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Your mama is so....well we've been friends since childhood and I know your mother passed away recently. So, as to refrain from being an insensitive jerk to a good friend. I will tell this joke to someone with a mother who is fat, dumb, lazy, ugly, or has a combination of these traits. Or has none of these and happens to be a nice lady with a son/daughter who just enjoys a good mama joke.

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A black guy and a Mexican jump off a bridge. Who dies first? Nobody cares.

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Womens rights

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Your Mama is so poor. I begin to worry about you and your familys' finacial situation.

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A man walks into a bar. Ow!

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Knock Knock Come In! Who me? Yeah. Ok.

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what is poop in pee? bagel thins? tuesday.

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What's the difference between 10 dead babies and a Ferrari ? I don't have 10 dead babies in my garage.

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Do you think retarded people know that they are retarded? I don't know, you tell me. Wait a second....did you just call me retarded? They are clueless.

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What did the bartender say to the midget as he entered the bar? Nothing besides attempting to serve him in the same manner as any other reveller whilst attempting to disguise his sense of pity for the midget's debilitating and somewhat stigmatised condition.

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A man walks into a doctor's office. He is diagnosed with cancer. After three years he dies.

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Simon Cowell's hair is real.

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Why did our black president put a porch swing on the white house? He likes to swing.

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What does Chuck Norris do when he breaks his legs? he calls a doctor.

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How did the jew reply to the racist comment? Judaism is not a race, it's a religion.

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Why did the cat cross the road? He thought he would make it to the other side, but instead was hit by a mini van and soon after died in the bushes from internal bleeding.

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