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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Somebody pushed it

Why is brennan goldade such a loser? Cause he likes men

What did the boy with Aids pray for? A gun

Robin, get in the car.

Why did the chicken cross the road it was out of its coop

A man walks into a bar, he drinks, then leaves the bar.

Obamacare!

If John has 50 candy bars, and he eats 45, how many cadybars does John have? Diabetes, John has diabetes.

What is the black mans favorite color? -Time for you to get a watch

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What do you get when you cross a horse and a pony? A mule

What do elephants have that no other animal has? Baby elephants.

Whats worse than dieing of Alhzymers? Anal Rape

A bar walks into your mother.

Q: Why did the cat roll down the hill? A: It had no legs

Pianca going ham

I walked into a dark ally at night and ran into 2 black men They severely beat me then while unconscious brutally raped me. I then spent 5 weeks in the hospital in a deep coma.

a fat black man walks into an aquarium he enjoyed his day viewing many sea animals while buying a souvenier on his way out.

why did the cow jump over the moon because it was on a high dose of lsd

One night you tell your mom to make you a sandwich, the next day in school you ate a delicious peanut butter and jelly sandwich for lunch

9/11/01 walks into a bar

What's worse than a baby dying of AIDS? It depends upon one's frame of reference. A family living in the US might consider the death of a baby by AIDS a horrible act by the gods. But to a similar family in sub-Saharan Africa, this might be a regular, albeit tragic occurrence.

Today I had sex with a married man, but thats OK he's my husband

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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