why did the chicken cross the road Why not

What do you call a black man on the moon? An astronaut

Where must you go if you have the desire to eat somebody's face? A psychiatric ward. You are clearly going insane and must seek help.

what kind of person screaws in a light blub........ a electrician

nock nock " whos there" , "open the door and you will see

What is worse then Hitler? Shelly's Cooking.

Why did the fly get off the toilet? It got pissed off.

Whats worse than The Holocaust? Finding a worm in your apple.

What did Sally get for Christmas? Nothing, Sally is dead

whats worse then getting raped by a giant scorpion? getting raped by 2 giant scorpions!!!!!

Women's rights

whats worss than getting a papercut gohnnarea

What did your father say before he died? Nothing, he's already dead

womans rights

what did Johnny get for Halloween. ebola

Gifted Education classes learning social studies curriculum.

you wanna hear a joke? no

why do black people like basketball? because it envolves running shooting and stealing

It's your mother, open the door.

Why do people often give Jimmy strange looks? Because Jimmy has Down Syndrome

what did the black man do for his family? nothing

Why did the old man step on the caterpillar? For fun.

Why didn't the black man pay for his child support bills? He made some unwise financial decisions in the past and is working three part time jobs just to stay afloat.

Women's rights.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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