Why did the sixteen year old girl get an abortion? She didn't want the responsibility of raising a child

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Why is 6 afraid of 7? Cause 7 is black.

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What's the worst part about having sex with a two year old? -Hearing the hip bone snap. What's the best part about having sex with a two year old? -Hearing the hip bone snap.

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What do you call a jew in a room full of gold? I highly improbable scenario in which the circumstances of how this "man" seemingly got into a gold room are unexplained.

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what did one bum way to the other? we're shit out of luck

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arse

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to the one below me. YEAH RIGHT!!!!!!!!!!

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What did the deer say to the hunter? If you shoot me i'll die.

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Turtles

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Canada

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why is 5 afraid of 6? it isnt

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When life gives you lemons, make lemonade.

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What is brown and sticky? A stick.

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When does the Trogdor come? In the Niiiiighhhttttt.

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if life gives you lemons, make lemonade. unless you only get one lemon, then it really hard to make a good glass..and for that matter, who said you had a juicer? it would be really hard to just squeeze the juice out of a lemon. on top of that, what kind of situation am I in that I would need lemonade? let's say if life gives you lemons, determine the best use of them based on need, local weather and economic status

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666

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Two peanuts were walking down the street and one was asalted

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how did the dead baby cross the road? it was stapled to a chicken..

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if u r not my friend, like this joke

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What did Jamie get for Christmas? Nothing. Jamie is not friends with Christmas.

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"Knock Knock." "Who's there?" "Banana." "Banana who?" "Knock Knock." "Who's there?" "Banana." "I already asked ''Banana who?'' Is that your real name? Who is this really?" "Knock Knock." "You are upsetting me. I am calling the police now. Please get off my property."

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whats the difference between a white man and a black man? I like cake

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Why was Hitler a bad person? He cheated at boggle.

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a little boy and a pedophile are walking in the woods. it is late at night and therefore very dark. the little boy turns to the pedophile.and says "gee mister, it sure is scary out here." the pedophile responds "yeah, and your'e going to get raped"

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Anti Joke

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