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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the black man walk into KFC? He was terribly hungry and had a reasonable amount of currency with him to purchase food for his well being.

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How do you make a bowl of cheese? First you get a bowl. Then insert the cheese.

what is the worst thing in the galaxy? runing out of dr.pepper :(

A boy and a girl are playing catch. Why did the girl drop the ball? She had no arms. So why did the boy throw her the ball if she had no arms? Cause he's a Dipshit

why can't the black man get a job? The economy is suffering and unemployment rates are at an all time high

Relax, and I do not mean as in hypnotic "relax as you do not not... Okay I used it again I am just joking" Nice, so are they like pretty doubles or not?

A pregnant woman takes the bus, once inside she realizes that there are no seats. No one was pollite enough to let her sit down so she felt pretty uncomfortable on the way home.

A man has 72 cookies, he eats 64 of them. What does he have left? Diabetes.

A man walks into a store, and says to the cashier: "I'd like to buy 6 fridges". The cashier says: "Why do you need that many fridges?" The man says: "I'm an antelope!"

How many electricians does it take to screw in a lightbulb? If you need an electrician to screw in a lightbulb, you're a moron.

What did batman say to robin before they got in the car? Get in the car.

What happened at the finish line of the marathon? People collapsed in exhaustion, it was a marathon.

Why do leprechauns laugh when they run through the grass? Because it tickles their nuts.

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That's what he said.

Why doesn't Rick Moranis come out with anymore movies? He left the film industry in 1997, six years after the 1991 loss of his wife, Anne, to liver cancer.

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Q: How do you fit a giraffe inside a refrigerator? A: You can't, it is physically impossible...

Why did Rose throw the clock out the window? Because she's a moron.

What do you call a black person in 1780? A slave mostly...

- If I could rearrange the alphabet, I would put U and I together. - You don't need to because N and O are already together. - Then maybe a cyber-relationship would work. - Why ? - Look at your keyboard, U and I are next to each other.

A Black man walks out of a KFC.

A man walked into a bar and suffered a mild concusion.

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