10 years ago, i man got cancer. He recovered and now leads a normal life.

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What do you call a retarded man? Nothing, because it's inappropriate to call retarded people names.

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What did the mollusk say to the sea cucumber? I don't know. Neither of them can talk.

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The geese of Growmore

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Why did the rooster go to kfc? To see a chicken strip

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A man walks into a bar. [Insert punchline here.]

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to your house. Knock Knock. Who's there? It's the chicken.

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Why did Rose throw the clock out the window? Because she's a moron.

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Q:why are lamas cool? A:because m&m's are poisoned with deadly dosages of viagra.

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How do you know when there's a terrorist in an airport? There's a camel in the parking lot.

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Why did the man stay in the basement? Because he was addicted to pornography and it was tearing his family apart. Eventually he was unable to tell the diffidence between fantasy and reality and sexually assaulted his 13 year old niece.

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Knock, Knock! Who's there? Matt. Matt, who? You're friend Matt that you texted twenty minutes ago telling me to come over.

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this website...

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What's brown and sticky? A stick.

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Why did the lion get lost? -The jungle is massive

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Why was the asian so good with computers? Because he spent 8 years in college getting a doctorate in computer programming at the University of Hartford

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roses are red, violets are blue, fudge is sweet, heres some fudge.

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Saddam Hussein is the father of the mothers of all cultchies.

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How did the guy with aids die? He died of aids

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Women's rights

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Fruitcake

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What's long and hard on a black man? First grade.

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A Black man walks out of a KFC.

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I have the heart of a child... in a jar on my desk.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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