If a man shouts in a forest and there is no woman around to hear him, is he still wrong? He could be, he could not be. It really depends on what he says. The greater concern is that he's shouting alone in the forest. Either he's in trouble or he has a major psychology disorder.

I have the heart of a child... in a jar on my desk.

Your Mama is so poor. I begin to worry about you and your familys' finacial situation.

The government wants us to stop using gas and be eco friendly. Tell that to Hitler.

A dyslexic pimp buys a warehouse.

What do Ethiopians do at Christmas ? Starve...

a fat black man walks into an aquarium he enjoyed his day viewing many sea animals while buying a souvenier on his way out.

Knock knock. Who's there? I am.

What do you call an elderly women who after the death of her late husband had many enconters witb men? A whore.

Real jokes.

4 out of 5 Americans make up 80% of Americans

Roses are red Violets are blue I suck at poems nice tits.

what is a vampires favorite dessert? a used tampon

Yo momma's so short, it's probably because she's in a wheelchair.

Simon Cowell's hair is real.

Knock Knock Who's there? The police. Come in!

Why couldn't the Little Boy hear his mother yelling at him? Because his mothers died

Why did the girl fall off the swing? Because people kept making the same joke about her not having arms so she was hoping the fall would break her neck.

Two gay men in a hottub. They relaxed for about half an hour before getting out and going to the bed, where they fell asleep.

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Roses are brown Violets are brown everything is brown Who shat in my garden?

What did the boy say after he hit his head? I just hit my head.

What did Jesus say to Moses? Jesus doesn't exist. Moses replied, "Do you think I'm stupid, you're standing right next to me!"

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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