What did the Canadian Goose say to the Snow Goose? You're white.

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So a magician was driving down the road and then he turned into a driveway!

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What is x (4 - 10) + 6879 (333) x 678912345 - 9.87537 when x equals pi? Answer: YOUR FACE!!!

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What do you call a man who gets off the train at Willoughby? Dead

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Whats worse than than Holocaust.? Finding two worms in your apple.

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"Knock Knock." "Who's there?" "Orange!" "Oranges can't speak, who is this really?" "Your neighbor Jake, can I borrow your lawn mower?" "Sure, let me go to the garage and get it for you."

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Your mom is so fat, she has crippling depression and has tried killing herself three times.

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 has psychotic tendencies.

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Yo momma's so ugly, when she looked in the mirror she decided to get plastic surgery.

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Chuck Norris walks into a bar, the bartender, a known drug smuggler for the Mexican Cartel fires three shotgun rounds. As the bartender reloads Chuck Norris roundhouse kicks first the shotgun out of the man's hands followed by three very quick blows to the head. The bartender goes down unconscious and he is arrested. Though the program is no longer produced, Walker Texas Ranger was a somewhat enjoyable, although poorly written and low budgeted made for television action crime drama series produced from April 21, 1993 to May 19, 2001.

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I just found out that you can dislike or like something by clicking the thumbs up or down

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A man walks into a bar. He breaks his neck and his insurance provider hikes up his interest rate.

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There is a penguin at the bakery: i want 2 loaves said the baker white or brown bread says the penguin does not matter I'm a moped

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When I'm through with you... They will never find your body... And even if they did... All they find would be teeth!!!

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Why is he called Donald Trump? Because he trumps a lot...

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Why did the chicken cross the road ? To get to the gay guy's house . Knock knock . Who's there? The chicken.

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tim rafter died no one cared

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What do you call a Jew picking up a quarter? Whatever his name is?

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how do you confuse helen keller? you put her in a room full of naked men and tell her that they are really candy canes

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A lady in a bank was asked by the clerk to round the sum she wanted to raise from her account. She rounded it several times, but the clerk continued to insist that the sum needs to be rounded. She left the bank confused, with a coupon consisting of completely rounded sum of 691, 88$. Next day she returned with a coupon with a rounded sum of 690,88$. The clerk asked again the lady to round the sum. The lady started helplessly to cry and said she had rounded is already with a harp, and couldn't make it round anymore, she even removed the sharp 1 from the sum.

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What do u say to a blond when she says what a name. i love u baby i hate u baby.

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What's black and white and red all over? An interracial couple in a car crash.

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Are you from Tennessee? Cause Jamaican me crazy.

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You know what they say about big feet... big penis.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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