Yo momma's so short, it's probably because she's in a wheelchair.

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Small breasts.

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Whats 2+2=? ?= CHICKEN

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Knock Knock Who's There Ur Mom Ur Mom Who Ur Mom is Dead

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Why can't you fool an aborted fetus? Because it wasn't born yesterday.

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what is the difference between a black person and a picnic bench? A picnic bench can support a family.

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What is the difference between a Mac user and a PC user? The operating system that they prefer to use.

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Q: why did sally fall off the swing A: she had no arms A:knock knock Q:who is there A:not sally

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What did the mole say? Nothing

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Jewish People

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Two black guys are in an elevator, one guy gets off at the sixth floor, and the other on the eighth. And thats it.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? The undeveloped cerebral cortex vital for comprehending irony left the chicken incapable of finding humor or possibly feeling self-disgust in the acknowledgment that it had just wandered across said road, this being a grandfathered human jest.

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Why did the penguin cross the road? Chicken

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What's the difference between a dead baby and a watermelon? I don't cum on my watermelon before I eat it.

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your all shit at jokes

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What do you call a bunch of balck men running down a hill. A bunch of balck men running down a hill.

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What's the difference between a Jew and a pizza? Pizzas don't scream when you put them in the oven.

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What do you call a file named pedo? A. Pedobear B. Toast C. Pedofile

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What is the same about a plum and an elephant? They're both grey except the plum

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An Englishman, an Irishman and a Scotsman walk into a bar. They have trouble understanding each other.

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What did the cat say when it jumped into the cardboard box? Meow

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A: Want to hear a funny joke? B: Nah, I'm okay

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Two business men, a priest and three boys are on a plane which is going down. There are only three parachutes. One business man says that they should allow the children to have the parachutes as they have long lives ahead of them. The other business man says screw the children. The priest looks up at the second business man. After a short but heated argument they all agree to let the children have the parachutes. The three children then proceed to jump out of the plane with the parachutes. The two business men and the priest watch as they descend upon the earth. The plane then crashes into a mountain, killing the business men and the priest. Once the boys were safely on land they went back to their daily lives in their individual homes. Turns out a serial killer had escaped from prison, all three children were found dead the next morning, the cause of death of course being that each had contracted some form of a sexually transmitted disease from the priest.

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what black and white and read all over? a woman who has just been beaten and raped and left to die in the snow.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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