do you know a really good joke? i don't have one.

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nock nock " whos there" , "open the door and you will see

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What's the difference between a black man with a pie and an asian with an apple. They're of different ethnicitiesand cultures, and are holding different foods.

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Two guys walk into a bar. You think the second one would've noticed and avoided it.

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2 gingers went to a pumpkin patch... And nobody ever found them( life lesson, don't take your ginger to a pumpkin patch)

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What did the boy with no arms get for Christmas? Gloves.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? What does chicken mean?

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Guess what? Chicken butt

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What is the difference between Terri Schaivo and a basket of rotting vegetables? The rotting vegetables aren't edible.

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whats worss than getting a papercut gohnnarea

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Jewish People

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What's worse than a baby dying of AIDS? It depends upon one's frame of reference. A family living in the US might consider the death of a baby by AIDS a horrible act by the gods. But to a similar family in sub-Saharan Africa, this might be a regular, albeit tragic occurrence.

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What do you call a gay, black, Muslim physician? Doctor.

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Who wears a forest ranger's hat and carries a can of kerosene? An arsonist who happens to be a forest ranger.

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What did the aids patient do after he was diagnosed? He had sex with many more people and gave them aids as well.

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I walked into a dark ally at night and ran into 2 black men They severely beat me then while unconscious brutally raped me. I then spent 5 weeks in the hospital in a deep coma.

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A very busty blond and a priest walk into a bar. The bartender asks with a smile, "What'll be today, pastor?" "Wine. please."

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Whats worse than a dead dog? 5 dead babies and a dead dog...

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What time is it? 10:58

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why did the chicken cross the road? why do you care?

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safety framed toilets like bbw (big black women)

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why did susie get hit by the bus? cause the bus driver wanted her ice cream

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Q:Where does a woman work at if she has a job? A: IHOP!!!

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Whats the best thing that happened to the jews The Holocaust

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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