- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What is the difference between a duck? One leg is both the same.

A man walked into a haunted house and screamed. He had stepped on a nail.

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You better run like your ass is under fire, because it will be if you don't.

whats worse then finding a finger in your soup? - being a cook and losing a finger

A lady goes into the store to buy potatoes. Then she eats them.

What's worse than finding a real joke on anti-joke? Finding a repeated joke about no armed susy falling off a swing.

Q: Why happened to the dead whale? A: It was shot by Asian pochures.

What's brown and sticky? Human Feces

Tomorrow, today's yesterday.

Why are white people typically not as good at basketball as black people? They don't have the hard work and dedication as those who are better.

Last night I had consensual sex with my long term girlfriend in the missionary position. It lasted approximately 4 minutes before I ejaculated into the durex extra safe condom.

Roses are red, Violets are blue. I have schizophrenia, and don't have any friends

What's green, fuzzy, and if it falls out of a tree and lands on you, you'd die? A pool table.

Why did the man jump off the bridge? He was clinically depressed and wanted to commite suicide

Why did the old man step on the caterpillar? For fun.

What happened to the man that never got picked up? He died of a brain aneurysm, the ambulance never came.

A guy sitting at a bar was getting really impatient for his drink, so when the bartender asked if everything was fine, he yelled, "No, it's not! Where the f*** is my drink?!" The bartender replied, "I'm not sure what you're asking, 'cause I don't know what letters the asterisks are replacing."

What do you call two men having sex with Oprah? Group sex.

Why did the kids stop playing tag? Because the boy was "it" was kidnapped and never seen again

Why is 6 afraid of 7? Cause 7 is black.

Hey you want to hear a joke? Oh well. Goodbye

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