guy 1- damn its hot in here guy 2- then turn on the damn fireplace

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Have you ever seen Helen Keller's house? No. Well it's really nice.

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Is you refrigerator running? That's odd you should call the cops about that one!

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There are 2 muffins sitting in an oven. Neither of the muffins say anything because muffins can't talk.

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Well, this is fun.

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. Deez nuts Ok

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what happened to the chicken that crossed the road? it got hit by a taco truck

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Three blind men walk into a bar but they were unaware of their surroundings so to derive humour from them would be exploitative.

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A black woman and an Asian woman are both driving their cars. They arrive safely at their respective destinations.

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What do a Shark and a lemon have in common? They can both swim, except for the lemon

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I went to the local RSPCA office today....it's tiny, you couldnt swing a cat in it.

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Why can't you fool an aborted fetus? Because it was born yesterday.

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how do you know if a chinese man has been in you house? your homework is done

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Is Carly smart? No.

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A Quadriplegic walked into a bar,

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What did the muffin, say to the other muffin? Nothing. Because muffin's are inanimate objects, therefore incapable of speech, or any other sentient action. They baked quietly until the man who was baking them came to the conclusion they were fit for consumption, devoured them, and went on with his day.

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Fish for a man, he has food for tonight. Teach a man how to fish and he will have one more skill under his belt.

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Santa Clogged my toliet

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i heart wiener

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What came first, the chicken or the egg? Down Syndrome

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Chuck Norris walks into a bar, the bartender, a known drug smuggler for the Mexican Cartel fires three shotgun rounds. As the bartender reloads Chuck Norris roundhouse kicks first the shotgun out of the man's hands followed by three very quick blows to the head. The bartender goes down unconscious and he is arrested. Though the program is no longer produced, Walker Texas Ranger was a somewhat enjoyable, although poorly written and low budgeted made for television action crime drama series produced from April 21, 1993 to May 19, 2001.

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I like vagina, hahahahah!!!!!!!!!!

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YOU SHALL NOT PASS!!!!!!!!! why not?

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Anti Joke

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