What did batman say to robin before they got in the car? Get in the car.

The geese of Growmore

I won the game.

Why did the person play his XBOX 360? because he felt like it.

your momma is so stupid she failed math class

How do you make a napkin dance? You can't. Stop having such unrealistic aspirations.

What did the black kid get for Christmas? A Derrick Rose jersey.

Whats worse than a pile of dead babies? A live one at the bottom.

Congratulations you just won a greencard to the USA! YES YOU BETTER BELIEVE IT! WELCOME TO: UNCLEAN SOUTH ARABIA. Press green thumb below = greencard. no srslsy.

What do you call a cool pig? SPIDER-PIG!!!

Roses are burning, Violets are burning, my house is on fire

A man walks into a bar. Ow!

A duck walks into a bar. Animal control is promptly called and the duck is released at a nearby park.

What's worse than 9 dead babies nailed to a tree? 1 dead baby nailed to 9 trees.

Whats orange and looks like an orange? An orange.

The size of Idris Elba's penis

Obama

If a midget is mentally retarded and always late for work, is it okay to call him a little tardy?

What did the man say to hitler? hi hitler.

Roses are grey Violets are grey I'm a dog

A tree walks into a bar. But it is a dead tree so it actually didn't

Three blind mice walk into a bar, but they are unaware of their surroundings so to derive humour from it would be exploitative

do you know a really good joke? i don't have one.

yo mama's so ugly, it affects her self esteem.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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