- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What is the same about a plum and an elephant? They're both grey except the plum

What's the best part about seventeen-year-olds? There's seven of them.

What break when you talk?

Roses are red, Violets are blue. I have schizophrenia, and don't have any friends

what do you call an asian flying a plane? a pilot

Q:Where does a woman work at if she has a job? A: IHOP!!!

SAY

what are three words that are never used together in the same sentence ...... salid taste good

Nickelback.

Did you hear the Joke about the Deaf kid? Neither did he.

two muffins are in an oven one muffin says man its pretty hot in here and the other muffin says oh my god a talking muffin

Knock knock Who's there Heyyyy mackane!! ;)

Why did the cow lay down? Because he was tired

Whats why was the 18 year old boy scared of his dad? Cause his dad butt raped him when he was 7.

Please don't rape me.

What do you get when you cross an owl with a bunge cord? My ass!

why did the chicken cross the road? because he felt like it.

option 1, minecraft VS option 2, friends

Have you ever seen Helen Keller's house? No. Well it's really nice.

Write your own

a duck walked into the 7-11, grabbed a slurpee and told the man at the register, "put it on my bill". But the man behind the counter was Indian, and could not understand what the duck was saying. The duck then walked out confused, wondering why he was buying a slurpee in the first place

Fish for a man, he has food for tonight. Teach a man how to fish and he will have one more skill under his belt.

A kid goes to the doctor and orders a salad. The doctor replies, "This is a smoking-free environment". The kid puts out his cigar and goes to Olive Garden to get his physical.

What did the Canadian Goose say to the Snow Goose? You're white.

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