- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Two cows are standing in a field One cow says "Mooooo"..... and the other cow says "mooooo" also because they are both cows and cannot speak

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What is the same about a plum and an elephant? They're both grey except the plum

Knock knock. Use the doorbell, dumbass.

What happened to the man that never got picked up? He died of a brain aneurysm, the ambulance never came.

A man walks into a pole and freezes to death.

Why did the black guy jump into the pool? Because he wanted to go swimming

What happens when you are caught in the serious offense of killing somebody with intent? You get in trouble.

What did the teacher say to the student? You did very poorly on your homework and will never succeed. The student was black.

Why did the chicken cross the road? I kicked it.

Costello: Who's on first Joe Girardi: Mark Teixeira

Yo Mama is so fat cuz.. She has accumulated Obesity and needs your help to be rehabilitated due to the fact that she is at a high risk of heart attack, cancer, type 2 diabetes, and Etc. Try to motivate her to decrease food intake and increase physical activity. Thankyou

Why did the man jump off the bridge? He was clinically depressed and wanted to commite suicide

husband : honey , can i have stuff candy wife : no husband : can i have milk and cookies wife : what kind of milk wink wink husband 2% you pervert

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Cripling social anxiety.

Why couldn't santa eat cookies and milk at little Jimmy's house? He has diabetes and is unable to stray from a strict diet prescribed by his local doctor.

A preposition is a bad thing to end a sentence with.

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What is green but looks like a silver car? A silver car....I lied about the green part.

Why did the boy kill himself? Because he wanted to.

Q: why did the plain crash A: because the driver was a loaf of bread

What do you call a black person who flys a plane? Well, first ask for their name, then address them as such.

What's better than finding a worm in your apple? -The Holocaust

Two peanuts were walking down the street and one was asalted

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