- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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whats the difference between a dog and a cat? ones a dog.

Steering Wheel Face.

why didnt the deaf man laugh? he was also mute

A horse walks into a bar. The bartender asks: "why that long face?" The horse, being a horse, thus not being able to comprehend the complexities of a conversation, says nothing and then shits on the floor.

Hi, my name is Mark and I have dead babies in my garage... Just kidding. My name is not Mark.

How many Jews can you fit in a Jeep? Four.

How do you start up a good conversation? Wanna have a good conversation?

What's worse than dropping your ice cream on the floor? Getting the end of your penis stapled

A black man walks into a bar. the bartender ask what he wants to drink. the black man responds , "i will have one beer please". so the bartender gives it to him and says have a nice day.

Why couldn't Helen Keller drive Cause she's a woman

safety framed toilets like bbw (big black women)

Knock Knock. Who's there? The police. Your family is dead.

What's worse than being a replacement? An insufficient replacement.

Why was the truck covered in blood? The chicken tried crossing the road

whats the difference between santa claus and jewish people santa claus goes down the chimney and jewish people go up

What's the difference between ignorance and apathy? Most people are ignorant of the global sex slave trafficking industry and apathetic about global hunger.

what do a plum and a rabbit have in common? there both purple except for the rabbit

what is green and has wheels? grass i lied about the wheels

How many Jews does it take to screw in a light bulb in WW2. None, the Nazis toke away the power and left them to die a Horrible and painful death.

Did you hear about the woman you got hit by a car? The Driver was intoxicated and had no control over his faculties which cause him to careen off of the road and hit this poor soul as she patiently waited at a crosswalk.

"make me a sandwhich bitch" is what he said to his female boss and led to him getting fired and eventually losing his home. Two weeks later his family left him.

Dead babies.

You play the piano? What more can you do? Sounds complicated but try me.

What did the American call the Arab? Nothing the American could not talk because he suffered from throat cancer because of the effects of 9/11 and thus causing his hatred towards Arabs and led to the Arabs death. Green

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