What is green and has wheels? Grass, i was lying about the wheels

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why did the mexican slave have cuts and bruises all over her. She fell off her skateboard... Another joke by rangler. thumbs up for more.

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I slept with a girl with aids and now I do and so does everybody else I have sex with

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Where did Susie go during the bombing? Everywhere

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What did batman say to robin before they got in the car Get in the car

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What's big, grey and can't swim? A castle

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Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread. Why did the car crash? Because the driver was a loaf of bread. Why did the boat sink? Because the pirates attacked.

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why did the chicken cross the road? because he was being chased.

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I am black.

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what did the duck say to the dog. quack

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Why did the insect play marco polo? It couldn't. Marco polo requires multiple players.

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how did the bling man cross the street? He didn't half way there he tripped and got ran over by a car.

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Is your refrigerator running? Because your dad just hung himself

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OK, A plane carrying 200 passengers crashes on the border between America and Canada. Which side of the border do you bury the victims? Well, it would depend on where the passengers where from or what they had stipulated in their living will. I suppose some would be cremated which opens up a whole other can of worms entirely.

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What do you call a monkey? A monkey.

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husband; do you come here often wife: i live here

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Three tomatoes are walking down the street... No wait, they're in my salad.

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Your mom is so fat, her pants are starting to get tight.

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Why can't Helen Keller drive a car? Because she's dead.

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Why was the asian so good with computers? Because he spent 8 years in college getting a doctorate in computer programming at the University of Hartford

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3 black men walk into a bar. They order their drinks, tip the bartender, and could not have been more courteous.

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What did the cancer patient say to the arab? the tumors hurt my body

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What do you call Magic Johnson in a wheel chair? A tragedy, especially considering his past struggles with HIV.

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One time i ate a sandwich it was good

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