- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why does andy thomson speak that slow because he speaks that way

A man has 72 cookies, he eats 64 of them. What does he have left? Diabetes.

A pregnant woman takes the bus, once inside she realizes that there are no seats. No one was pollite enough to let her sit down so she felt pretty uncomfortable on the way home.

"Knock knock" "Who's there?" "Your landlord, clear out your stuff by tuesday"

How do you know when there's a terrorist in an airport? There's a camel in the parking lot.

What happens when you mix 3 pounds of baking soda, 2 dozen cans of Mr. Pibb cola, and a live tortoise? It makes a terrible mess and your wife gets upset at you for getting the house so dirty. She refuses to clean it up.

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What's worse than being named Troy Merrill? Being Black.

What's worse than the holocaust? The Russian Revolution

Why did the rooster go to kfc? To see a chicken strip

Knock, Knock. Who's there? The Police, your family just died in a car accident/

What did Pikachu say to Ghandi? Pika Pika

Q. WHAT IS SPECIAL ABOUT GEORGE BUSH? A. NOTHING

Knock, Knock! Who's there? Matt. Matt, who? You're friend Matt that you texted twenty minutes ago telling me to come over.

Two muffins are in an oven. How does that even work? Muffin pans come with either 6 or 12 muffin holders.

Why did the man stay in the basement? Because he was addicted to pornography and it was tearing his family apart. Eventually he was unable to tell the diffidence between fantasy and reality and sexually assaulted his 13 year old niece.

Why was grandma lying on the floor? She just died of lung cancer.

I have the heart of a child... in a jar on my desk.

a boy walked into a pet store to get his bird some food. they were all out. the bird died.

There once was a man from Peru Whose limericks stopped at line two (I sense the public demanding an encore) There once was a man from Verdun There's also a limerick about Emperor Nero, but I can't tell it to you.

Whats long and hard? a pole

What's worse than dropping your ice cream on the floor? Getting the end of your penis stapled

Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven had a raging hard-on and was leering at him.

One time i ate a sandwich it was good

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