Whats funnier than a real joke? An anti joke

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What's better than winning the Silver Medal at the Special Olympics? Not being retarded.

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Q: How many blondes does it take to screw in a light bulb? A: 1

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Why did the White guy wanna be Black? He liked basketball.

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3 ducks are sitting in a pond. one with blonde feathers. one with brown feathers, and one with white feathers. A Transvestite Inbred Donkey Man kills them instantly.

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What's huge, gray, and has a trunk and wings. An elephant with wings glued to it.

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Why do women where make-up and perfume? because they are ugly and they smell bad.

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No, I don't have ADH...- Oh look, a butterfly!!

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Knock Knock Who's There? Bad-mannered Bad-mannered who? F*ck Off

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Why did an abusive childhood affect the little boy's behavior? Beats me.

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What has ears, but can't hear, eyes, but can't see, a mouth, but can't talk, and legs, but can't walk? A deaf and blind paraplegic with an improperly functioning larynx.

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Who wears a forest ranger's hat and carries a can of kerosene? An arsonist who happens to be a forest ranger.

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Milk, milk, lemonade, around the corner there is no god and everybody hates you.

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A lady goes into the store to buy potatoes. Then she eats them.

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Roses are brown Violets are brown everything is brown Who shat in my garden?

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A man waltzes into a bar, waving a carrot in the air. With an arrogant air of self-importance he flops onto a highchair at the bar. Looka here, looka here, he says to the bartender, waiving the carrot at the man. Will you buy me drinks all night, if I can make this carrot... Never mind, and please leave my bar, the bartender says, pulling out a carrot from under the counter. I've got one myself.

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Why does the cool aid man make it look so easy to break through? -To Get to The Other Side!!!!!!

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This post contains NOTHING.

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Two juggalos go to an Insane Clown Posse show.

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What is purple, covered in pus, and squeals? A purple hippo with an infected scab yelling at the pain

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What did the deaf man say to the blind man? The deaf man spoke no identifiable words because he could not hear what he was saying. He mumbled a few phrases in jibberish, and the blind man continued looking for his favorite brand of Ramen Noodles at his local Harris Teeter.

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why did the kangaroo jump? because its a kangaroo

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Q: What's worse then stubbing your toe? A: Coming home from school and your house is burnt down and your whole family is dead.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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