What did the jew get for christmas nothing because he doesnt celebrate christmas.

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What is black, white, and red all over? Obviusly a sunburned panguin.

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Hey! did you know Helen Keller had a dog? Neither did she...

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Three nuns were talking in the church. The first nun said, "I was looking in the Priest's desk and found a condom." The second nun said, "I saw also saw that condom, except I poked holes in it." The third nun promptly reported them to the Priest causing the first two nuns to lose thier jobs.

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Pencils are yellow, Grass is green OK

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What do you call a racist guy surrounded by a gang of black pepole? Dead.

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Why couldn't Helen Keller drive? Because she was deaf and blind.

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What's long and hard on a black man? First grade.

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What's the worst thing about being homeless? Not having a home.

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Women rights..

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What do you call burt and ernie if they were black?? A couple of n*ggers

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How much wood would a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood? Hypothetical questions are a waste of time and you are not achieving your full potential by reading this during work.

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Two Jews walk into a bar. They order martinis and have a wonderful time.

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What did the boy with no legs and no arms get for Christmas? Cancer.

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Small breasts.

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Roses are red, stones are gray, this poem is obvious, YOU DONT SAY??

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why did the chicken cross the road.

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a man eats at a restaraunt alone, because all the people he loved died in a tragic boating accident while he was out of town on a business trip

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A small plane is carrying three passengers: a young boy scout, a priest, and the smartest black man on earth. Due to improper planning, there are only three parachutes on the plane. The engines cut and the pilot takes a parachute and jumps out of the plane. The black man says, "I am the smartest black man in the world. I need to live." He takes a parachute and jumps out of the plane. The priest says to the boy scout, "Son, you take the last parachute. I have lived a full life." After a very touching moment, the boy scout puts on the parachute and jumps out of the plane. Minutes later, the priest dies a horrific death as the plane crashes into the desert.

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Have you ever seen the mexican that went to college? Yes, the DREAM act increased the number of minorities in public universities

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What's worse than a baby dying of AIDS? It depends upon one's frame of reference. A family living in the US might consider the death of a baby by AIDS a horrible act by the gods. But to a similar family in sub-Saharan Africa, this might be a regular, albeit tragic occurrence.

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Two guys were sitting in a pub.

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*Knock-Knock* "Who's there?" "The police, you're under arrest for the murder of your wife and your two children."

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What do you do when you see a black man? The same thing you do when you see anybody.

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Anti Joke

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