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Why did the girl's cat fall from the ceiling? Because she didn't use enough tape.

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Lets go Detroit Pistons!

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Two muffings are in an oven. One leans towards the other due to rising of the batter and says nothing. The other cupcake, unable to yield the cognitive process to speak utters nothing and cooks to an internal temperature of 175 C.

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So I walked upstairs and I told the guy, "No." And he then asks, "Why?"

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A Russian gentleman walks into a bar and requests a vodka which the bartender promptly supplies. Shortly thereafter a Turkish gentleman enters escorting a Llama on a leash and requests a vodka to which the bartender responds: "Your animal is not allowed on the premise, I am going to have to ask you to leave." The Turkish gentleman apologizes for his ignorance of the local customs and excuses himself, and shortly thereafter the Russian finishes his Vodka, pays, and leaves as well.

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Q: Why don't blind people skydive? A:Because it is scary

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What do clowns put on bagels? Cream Cheese

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your mamas so fat she falls out f both sides of the bed

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How do you starve colored people? deny them food stamps

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What's the difference between a Jew and Hitler? Well, I asked you so I don't know why you said "what?".

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what did rebecca say to sabrina ? CALL wass !!

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Why didn't the skeleton go to the dance ? it was dead.

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Knock knock. Whos there? To get to the other side.

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why can't the black man get a job? The economy is suffering and unemployment rates are at an all time high

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Q. How do you make an atheist appreciate life? A. Break his legs.

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What do you call a banana that's about to be eaten? A Banana

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Roses are grey Violets are grey I am a dog.

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They say under Chuck Norris's beard, is just a chin.

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Niko isnt a mexican douche

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A few black men walk into a bank... They all open seperate savings accounts and add a portion of that week's pay to put forward money to pay for their children's college education.

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What did Jerry Sandusky get for Christmas? Raped in jail.

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Whats the difference between christians and nazis? one suppressed human rights and caused millions of deaths. the others were responsible for the holocaust.

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What do you call a black armless legless man I Don't know but im kind of hungry

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