Niko isnt a mexican douche

why do asian people eat each other? because they are cannibles

What do You call a black porn star from alaska? By their first or full name depending on your relationship with them and the situation.

why can't the black man get a job? The economy is suffering and unemployment rates are at an all time high

Knock knock Who's there? Jehovah's Witness ... Hello?

nice shorts.

how many jews can you fit in a honda civic 1 in the driver seat, 1 in the passenger seat and 3 in the back properly fixed with safety belts.

'Hey do you know a joke?' 'No' 'Me too'

Yo' mama so stupid, she has a lower IQ than the average person.

Why does my girlfriend pee standing up? Because he is a man.

Knock, Knock! Who's there? Matt. Matt, who? You're friend Matt that you texted twenty minutes ago telling me to come over.

There's a American, Mexican, and a Canadian stranded in the desert. They couldn't find any food, water, and shelter. They were all really hungry and thirsty. Later that day the Mexican dies from a very bad infection on his neck.

Hey! did you know Helen Keller had a dog? Neither did she...

Katlin Poladian liked her own status again.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to your house. Knock Knock. Who's there? It's the chicken.

Women's rights

Why did the black guy hate the white guy??? Because the white guy enslaved his ancestors.

How do you starve colored people? deny them food stamps

Chocolate Bananas with Brocclie.wom

Three vampires were at a bar 1 & 2 were drinking and asked the 3rd why he wasn't. He replied, I'm full I found a used tampon on my way here.

What's the difference between a train and a lamp? A lot

- If I could rearrange the alphabet, I would put U and I together. - You don't need to because N and O are already together. - Then maybe a cyber-relationship would work. - Why ? - Look at your keyboard, U and I are next to each other.

when the moon hits your eye like a big pizza pie, that's a black eye.

Your life That's the joke

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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