A black man killed someone

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Why did the man cross the road? He was obviously trying to get to his work, however he realized he was jaywalking in front of a cop and had to pay a fine and ended up being late to work.

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What's the best part about Africa? Nothing.

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what is patrick wilson? smart

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"Oh yeah?!" "Yeah!" "You wanna go?!" "No, sorry. I got plans." (walks away)

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There are four worms moving in a straight line, one in front of the other. The first worm says, "Hey, there's a worm walking behind me!" The second worm says, "Hey, there's a worm walking behind me, too!" The third worm says, "Hey, there's a worm walking behind me, too!" The third worm says, "Hey, there's a worm walking behind me, too!" How can this be? ...the fourth worm lied.

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What do you call cheese that's not yours? STOLEN! You're under arrest.

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What did the giraffe say to the monkey? Nothing

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women's lacrosse.

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What's the difference between uranium and plutonium? Blast radius

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, Africa is great, you should get raped

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Have you ever had Ethiopian food? Neither have they.

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Golf.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? The chicken probably crossed the road because of some sort of impulse or external stimuli (most likely a bug or a worm located on the other side of the road) in which he or she responded to by proceeding to cross the road in order to get to the other side as chickens have a sense of cause to effect in which the effect would be consuming the bug or other living life form.

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Why did an abusive childhood affect the little boy's behavior? Beats me.

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Haiku's Are Easy. But Don't Always Make Much Sense. Refrigerator.

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justin littleton. nuff said

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I jizzed in my pants. It tasted good

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What is the difference between a black guy and a bucket of crap? Well, one consists of two inanimate objects (a bucket and feces) and the other is a human being of African/African-American descent. As you can see there really is no real comparison here.

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What did the Muslim do when he was in a big American crowd? He was socializing.

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What's bigger than a whale and has no water? Africa.

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Pianca going ham

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What did the farmer say when he lost his donkey? "Oh no, my donkey is my livelihood and the only means I have of supporting my family. Now, we shall surely starve."

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