Obamacare!

Who wears a forest ranger's hat and carries a can of kerosene? An arsonist who happens to be a forest ranger.

I love boobs

Your dad is so dumb he tried to put M&M's in abc order

What do you call a black kid on a bike ? Dirt bike

What's the difference between a Jew and a pizza? Pizzas don't scream when you put them in the oven.

Roses are grey, Violets are grey, I think I may be colorblind.

What's pink and fluffy? PINK FLUFF! What's blue and fluffy? BLUE FLUFF HOLDING ITS BREATH!

Women's Golf

Josh kissing a girl

Wat do u call a 2 root tall scottidh man named max? Max

arse

What's worse than finding a real joke on anti-joke? Finding a repeated joke about no armed susy falling off a swing.

A: Want to hear a funny joke? B: Nah, I'm okay

What do you call a black man who flies planes? A pilot, what do you call him you freaking racist!?!?!?!?!?

Why did the old man step on the caterpillar? For fun.

Roses are red, Violets are blue. I have schizophrenia, and don't have any friends

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it was a mammal.

Knock Knock! Who's there? Osama Bin Laden. Oh wait...

What do you get when you multiply a trillion times a billion times a quintillion? A huge ass number.

What do you call a bunch of balck men running down a hill. A bunch of balck men running down a hill.

Why do Africans live in slums Because they have aids

What's green, fuzzy, and if it falls out of a tree and lands on you, you'd die? A pool table.

Your mom is so fat she should be concerned about her increased risk of heart failure.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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