What does Chuck Norris do when he breaks his legs? he calls a doctor.

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knock knock who's there a black person SHIT!!!!

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How do you stop a clown from laughing? Hit him in the face with an ax.

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1 + 1 = 11 Just kidding, it's 2 you moron.

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- Knock Knock - Whos there? - No one

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what do you call a cucumber that is wearing a dress.... an asian lady

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A Starfish walks into a bar. He sits down next to a man with a concussion. Q: What did the man say? A: Nothing because he was in a concussion and was no longer able to say words.

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Did you hear about the anorexic with the yeast infection? Apparently she's really good at math, and if she can overcome her afflictions she wants to become an accountant one day.

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Hey Patrick Yea? I found something funnier then 24 Give to me buddy 25

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do you know a really good joke? i don't have one.

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john liked the paper........ so he took it

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What do you call 400 black men rolling down a hill? 400 black men rolling down a hill.

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What did the drummer say to other drummer? "Hey, I'm a drummer too."

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There are 2 muffins sitting in an oven. Neither of the muffins say anything because muffins can't talk.

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Why are mexicans such hard workers? I don't know.

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in 2001 a man was working happily in his office cubicle and got an email from his boss saying that he had great news for him. filled with excitment he knew he was getting A big promotion and could finally afford that new toy his kid has always wanted. Feeling great the man walks up to the office window to enjoy the view he notices a very large commercial airliner flying straight towards his office.

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Why was 6 afraid of 7 Because 7 was black

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What's the difference between a black man and a monkey? Millions of years of evolution

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SAY

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Why were corners made? For crying.

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Knock Knock Come in.

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A ginger rapping.

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Why was the farmer buried in a grave on the top of a hill? He had died and this would be his final resting place.

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black people. that is all...

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