A black man, hispanic man, and white man walk in to a bar. They are all friends. They enjoy a few beers together then call a taxi to take them home because it is irresponsible to operate a motor vehicle while under the influence of alcohol or other drugs.

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How many blondes does it take to screw in a light bulb? With the technology of compact fluorescent light bulbs they don't go out for much longer, so the question is nearly irrelevant.

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What do black men do in the South? Hang around

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What type of food was the black guy eating? fruit, he is on a diet

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Knock Knock Whos there? smell map smell map who?...really? I was in the middle of a phone call with my paraplegic wife's doctor, who was telling me that her condition has gotten worse and doesn't think she'll make it to the end of the month. You interrupted that in order to get me to say something that sounded like "smell my poo". Forget being allowed into my house, you should be worried about being allowed into heaven. Hopefully as you walk home today, someone will murder you.

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Myspace

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two philosophers stood in silence at the foot of a very large mountain; a mountain not only too high to climb, but also too wide to walk around. So the first philosopher finally speaks: "...so, what do you do for a living?"

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Knock Knock Whose there? Yes I am a convicted child molester and by state law I must go door-to-door explaining the many cruel and vigorous crimes I have committed.

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Nock nock. Whose there? Interrupting cow. Interrupting cow wh. ( mmmmooooo)

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why can't the black man get a job? The economy is suffering and unemployment rates are at an all time high

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it is common to find chickens and other wild and/or domesticated animals roaming through the streets in a multitude of countries.

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The WNBA

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Knock knock Who's there? Jehovah's Witness ... Hello?

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What's the only part of a vegetable that you can't eat??? His wheelchair

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When life gives you melons, you know you're dyslexic.

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why does andy thomson speak that slow because he speaks that way

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A man is walking on a beach when he finds a golden lamp. He rubs it and a genie comes out. The genie tells the man he will grant three wishes. The man wastes his wishes on material goods that do not bring him happiness.

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Three tomatoes are walking down the street... No wait, they're in my salad.

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Rosea's afre rewd Voleasts a/ere bluejw I ahve parkinson's dise'ase it ttook 4 hoiurs to w'irite this

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Why do girls wear makeup and perfume? Because they are ugly and smell

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What type of movies do pirates watch? None they are on a boat!

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Whats worse then reading the same joke over and over again? Getting mutilated by a cupcake.

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What happens if you throw a red ruby into the black sea? It gets wet.

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Q: Whatcha doin?? A:Ur mom. . .

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