One man said to another 'I think I'm going to have a chinese tonight.' the other replied 'it is wrong to eat people, even if they are chinese.'

Your muffins smell good! Oh you is just nasty.

An underaged man walks into a bar. He orders a beer, but the bartender says we don't serve minors. The boy then rushes out if the bar for fear of being caught.

Whats helped us not be mad at Osama Binladen. His death.

whats blue and fluffy? BLUE FLUFF

Fuzzy Wuzzy was A bear. Fuzzy Wuzzy had no hair. Fuzzy Wuzzy went through chemo. Fuzzy Wuzzy wasn't very fuzzy was he?

Connor "Rusty" McLeod

Why couldn't the woman go grocery shopping? She was paralyzed from the neck down.

roses are red facebook is blue you look f**kable so i'll add you by: matt

What do nine out of ten people enjoy? Gang rape.

^that joke's not funny

Why did the panda fall out of the tree? Because he was dead. Why did the second panda fall out of the tree? It was stapled to the first panda. Why did the third panda fall out of the tree? Peer pressure

What's the only part of a vegetable that you can't eat??? His wheelchair

Is your refrigerator running? Because your dad just hung himself

What do you call a cow with big horns? A bull.

Q: Why don't blind people skydive? A:Because it is scary

What do You call a black porn star from alaska? By their first or full name depending on your relationship with them and the situation.

Niko isnt a mexican douche

why do asian people eat each other? because they are cannibles

why can't the black man get a job? The economy is suffering and unemployment rates are at an all time high

drugs.

'Hey do you know a joke?' 'No' 'Me too'

Knock knock Who's there? Jehovah's Witness ... Hello?

nice shorts.

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