Your life That's the joke

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If a midget is mentally retarded and always late for work, is it okay to call him a little tardy?

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What is the difference between a black guy and a bucket of crap? Well, one consists of two inanimate objects (a bucket and feces) and the other is a human being of African/African-American descent. As you can see there really is no real comparison here.

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Why do women where make-up and perfume? because they are ugly and they smell bad.

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What's worse than 9 dead babies nailed to a tree? 1 dead baby nailed to 9 trees.

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Why was the black man sad? People were frequently talking and whispering about his dark colouring behind his back. Also he had no legs.

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Knock, Knock. Who's there? Disc . Disc Who. Disconnected.

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There's a Christian preist, Jesus, and a Jewish rabi on a boat. They want to go fishing, but they forgot the sunscreen, the bait, and the fishing line. The Christian preist walks across the water and goes and gets the Sunscreen. Jesus walks across the water and gets the bait. The Jewish rabi steps out of the boat and drowns. Jesus turns to the Priest and says, "Do you suppose we should have told about the underwater bridge?"

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wanna hear a joke?... Womens rights

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A Rabbi, A Priest and an Imam walk into a bar. The Imam doesn't order a drink because it is strictly against his religious beliefs.

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What do you call a Jewish lawyer, who is happily married to a woman, but goes and sees a man on the side? A gay Jewish lawyer who cheats on his fake wife.

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Whats funnier than a real joke? An anti joke

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I've got the moobs like jagger.

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A women walks out of a kitchen.

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How do you know when a guy wants to have sex with you? When he rapes you

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Why was the boy sad? He had a frog stapled to his face.

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Why did elmo jump of the cliff caus he wa depresed

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What do you call a fat Mexican? Whatever his name is.

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What does AIDS stand for? Acquired immune deficiency syndrome

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What's a Mexican who walks down the street called? A pedestrian.

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A man hanged himself, leaving a note. Nobody found him, nor the note. Nobody cared for him.

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yo mama's so ugly, it affects her self esteem.

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Duncan Traywick is hilarious.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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