Q: What can a bench do that a mexican can't? A: Support a family.

Two black guys are in an elevator, one guy gets off at the sixth floor, and the other on the eighth. And thats it.

Roses are grey, Violets are grey, I think I may be colorblind.

What do you call 400 black men rolling down a hill? 400 black men rolling down a hill.

Once upon a time, there was boy. I saw this boy. So I sat on him.

How do you know if you've been drinking too much? You find yourself in a closet screaming, "I'm in Narnia!!!"

your all shit at jokes

What's funnier than a pile of dead babies? One crawling out of the bottom licking its lips.

Why is the dinosaur yellow? He's not.

What did the mother say to her baby? These little piggies taste good!

A black man, a Mexican, and a Jew walk into a bar. The white bartender kills them all because he was a huge racist.

My dad beats my mom At checkers

Q: What do you call a gray box without a joke in it? A: I don't know but you'd better think of something.

A guy sitting at a bar was getting really impatient for his drink, so when the bartender asked if everything was fine, he yelled, "No, it's not! Where the f*** is my drink?!" The bartender replied, "I'm not sure what you're asking, 'cause I don't know what letters the asterisks are replacing."

How do you drown a blonde? Hold her head under water.

Did you hear about the black man who went to college? Me too! I'm so proud of him!

What is purple and flies? A purple plane.

Why did the black guy jump into the pool? Because he wanted to go swimming

jokes r dumb

Why did the Black Man only eat one apple a day? He was trying to stay healthy. On an unrelated note he was under the poverty line, and addicted to an illegal substance. He does not represent African-American society very well.

I don't get it

A baby seal walks into a club.

Why did the chicken cross the road? the wnba

Rebecca Black sings a song.

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