gay marriage.

thumb_up thumb_down +12

Your momma is so fat that she has really high cholesterol but also an undoubtedly warm personality.

thumb_up thumb_down +12

Why did the Black Man only eat one apple a day? He was trying to stay healthy. On an unrelated note he was under the poverty line, and addicted to an illegal substance. He does not represent African-American society very well.

thumb_up thumb_down +12

What did little Robbie get for Christmas? AIDS

thumb_up thumb_down +10

Why does LeBron James keep his phone on vibrate? Because he is often in the company of others and he does not want a ringtone to distract others from the current topic of discussion.

thumb_up thumb_down +10

What's the difference between a black man and a monkey? Millions of years of evolution

thumb_up thumb_down +8

Why would you throw a hooker in a lake? To go fishing

thumb_up thumb_down +8

you are so ugly you continuously get made fun of for it everyday and already have a savings account for plastic surgery in the near future.

thumb_up thumb_down +8

God is religiously proven to be real

thumb_up thumb_down +8

What is 6 plus 9? 15

thumb_up thumb_down +8

A dyslexic man walks into a bra. He removes the piece of lingerie from his face and continues shopping for clothes.

thumb_up thumb_down +6

Why did the little girl fall off the swing chair ? Gravity.

thumb_up thumb_down +6

Is you refrigerator running? That's odd you should call the cops about that one!

thumb_up thumb_down +6

two fish are in a tank.

thumb_up thumb_down +6

Q. How do you make a blonde sad? A. Tell her that her entire family died in an accident.

thumb_up thumb_down +6

gesss what happen u promis not to tell anyone ok this is what happen !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! NOTHING

thumb_up thumb_down +4

pubic lice.

thumb_up thumb_down +4

Knock Knock Good one...

thumb_up thumb_down +4

Why did the penis cross the road? To get to the other vagina.

thumb_up thumb_down +4

what black and white and read all over? a woman who has just been beaten and raped and left to die in the snow.

thumb_up thumb_down +4

Why were corners made? For crying.

thumb_up thumb_down +2

Wife: 'what did I put into the washing machine ?' Husband: laundry

thumb_up thumb_down +2

What happened when the boy didn't forward the chain message to ten people. Nothing.

thumb_up thumb_down +2

okay.....

thumb_up thumb_down +2

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

Our Updated iOS App!

We've just released huge update to the iOS app! Now, access all your favorite text and photo sites like Anti-Joke, DIYLOL! A few things didn't make the original cut (like comments) but they'll be back soon. Best of all, the app is now FREE! Get it here.

The Anti Joke Book


NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK!  Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

MOAR??

Want more? You might be interested in...


Anti-Joke Chicken

Anti-Joke Triceratops