So a Jew, a black guy, and a Mexican all walk into a bar. The bartender says, "Hey guys, what would you like?" They all get beer.

What did David say to Goliath? Not sure, does anyone have a Bible?

what is worse than finding a fly in your coffee been raped

How much wood would a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood? Hypothetical questions are a waste of time and you are not achieving your full potential by reading this during work.

Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree Perpresher

I am funny, yes? No, you are not.

roses are black violets are gray im color blind

A duck walks into a bar. Animal control is promptly called and the duck is released at a nearby park.

What is pink and fluffy? Pink Fluff.

What do you call Jesus Christ? Jesus Christ.

Once upon a time, there was boy. I saw this boy. So I sat on him.

what do you call a black priest? holy shit!

Simon Cowell's hair is real.

A chicken walks into a bar and the bartender asks "What'll it be?" His friends are very concerned about his sanity.

Your momma's so fat: She has found a value in relationships beyond an aesthetic level.

safety framed toilets like bbw (big black women)

Hey Jim? What? Pass the stapler.

Whats the difference between a horse and a pile of wheat? Its a pile of wheat.

How do you get a black man off a swing? ask him.

What's worse than dropping your ice cream on the floor? Getting the end of your penis stapled

Roses are flowers jordan does it for hours xxxxif ya know what i mean

Hey, is that your corvette? No, I thought it was yours.

Knock Knock Why are you knocking? I have a doorbell.

knock knock who's there a black person SHIT!!!!

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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