how do you keep a blond in sespence you dont tell her

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I jizzed in my pants. It tasted good

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A black guy and a white guy are sitting in the bar. Later they will probably return to their respectable homes.

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Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree Perpresher

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safety framed toilets like bbw (big black women)

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Did you hear about the red ship and the blue ship that collided? Everyone on board died.

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Justin Littleton getting laid.

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Why did elmo jump of the cliff caus he wa depresed

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Hi, my name is Mark and I have dead babies in my garage... Just kidding. My name is not Mark.

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What has ears, but can't hear, eyes, but can't see, a mouth, but can't talk, and legs, but can't walk? A deaf and blind paraplegic with an improperly functioning larynx.

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What's green, fuzzy, and would likely cause fatal harm if it were to fall on someone? A pool table.

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why did the chicken cross the road? why do you care?

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how does peploe get around they walk

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I have read and agree to the Terms of Service

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Why did johnny fall down? He got hit in the head with a brick

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ME: HEY ZACH DO YOU KNOW WHO LIKES YOU................... ZACH: NO!... WHO.... ME: DO YOU REALLY WANT TO KNOW??? ZACH:....YEAH!!!!!!!!!! ME: OKAYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY NOBODY!!!!!!!!!!!!! HAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHA

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Why did the chicken cross the road? The undeveloped cerebral cortex vital for comprehending irony left the chicken incapable of finding humor or possibly feeling self-disgust in the acknowledgment that it had just wandered across said road, this being a grandfathered human jest.

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What is brown and sticky? A stick.

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Women

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What do you call 400 black men rolling down a hill? 400 black men rolling down a hill.

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what did the man with no legs get for Christmas? A piano

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Why did Sally fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. Knock knock Who's there Not Sally

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What happens if Pinoccio says my nose is about to grow?

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a horse walks into a barn

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