A girl walks into a bar. She's a lesbian.

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Q: What did the guy say to his girlfriend? A: "I like turtles!" Then he smacks her ass.

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Where else? The junk yard

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What's funnier than 24? 25.

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A man and his wife are walking home from a lovely evening at the movies when suddenly a masked man jumps from the bushes demanding a pad and pen, his mother just got a new phone number and he suffers from short term memory loss.

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Do you know what paper I get?.... Loose leaf :o

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Why was it so easy for Superman to pick up chics? His butt ox.

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What happened when the terrorist with a bomb went into a school. He blew up and everyone died.

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Would I ever lie to you? No, because lying is bad.

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Why did the mushroom go to the party??? Cuzz he was a fungi (fun guy)

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A: Knock knock B: Who is it? A: You'r wife. B: My wife? A: Yes! B: Ok, then i think i pass that question.

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Roses are red, violets are blue; So go in bed, where I'll join you...

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Two jews walk into a bar. They laugh over a beer and leave

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What did the Chinese restaurants do with dogs that wander into the kitchen? Kept them as pets.

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Why did the girl's cat fall from the ceiling? Because she didn't use enough tape.

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Two muffings are in an oven. One leans towards the other due to rising of the batter and says nothing. The other cupcake, unable to yield the cognitive process to speak utters nothing and cooks to an internal temperature of 175 C.

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Lets go Detroit Pistons!

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So I walked upstairs and I told the guy, "No." And he then asks, "Why?"

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Q: Why don't blind people skydive? A:Because it is scary

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What do clowns put on bagels? Cream Cheese

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your mamas so fat she falls out f both sides of the bed

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How do you starve colored people? deny them food stamps

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What's the difference between a Jew and Hitler? Well, I asked you so I don't know why you said "what?".

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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