Why was the orphan crying? His parents were dead and his future was uncertain.

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what is a vampires favorite dessert? a used tampon

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Lacrosse

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Why did the man break into the bank? Because he was a bank robber

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Why did Bob the Builder die? I threw a fridge at him

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Hey Jim? What? Pass the stapler.

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nock nock " whos there" , "open the door and you will see

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What do you get when you cross a horse and a pony? A mule

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Why did the White guy wanna be Black? He liked basketball.

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What's black and white and red all over? Lots of things, including certain ugly clothing.

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How many light bulbs does it take to screw in a light bulb? One

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Guess what? Chicken butt

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Want to hear a joke? Justin Bieber

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Why did the hooker go to the bathroom? Because she just exchanged sex for money and was cleaning herself up for her next trick.

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Why don't chickens where pants? Cause they're animals,duh.

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Who wears a forest ranger's hat and carries a can of kerosene? An arsonist who happens to be a forest ranger.

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1 + 1 = 11 Just kidding, it's 2 you moron.

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jess is a drama queen am i right rishi ?

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An Englishman, an Irishman and a Scotsman walk into a bar. They have trouble understanding each other.

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A man is talking to his friend at work. The man asks his friend, "Did you see the game last night?" Then a plane crashes into the building and we call it 911

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A man walks into a doctor's office. He is diagnosed with cancer. After three years he dies.

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How do you know when a Mexican has died? Well based on the large mass of people inside and outside the funeral home who mostly seem to be of a mexican background and cultue, it would be safe to say that those are his/her friends and family who care deeply about them and therefore you could conclude that a Mexican person probably passed away. It's actually quite sad and going to be a rough few days for those closely connected to the person who died.

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Your Momma's so fat when the whales see her they don't say anything as they are unable to speak the human language.

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How do you kill a fox in Canada? Cut it's leg off and let it run!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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