- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Blonde hair is the result of having two recessive alleles for hair color in your genotype. There is no correlation between hair color and intelligence.

Where did Susie go during the bombing? Everywhere

A black man, hispanic man, and white man walk in to a bar. They are all friends. They enjoy a few beers together then call a taxi to take them home because it is irresponsible to operate a motor vehicle while under the influence of alcohol or other drugs.

Did you hear that Hellen Keller went driving? Now she's also paralyzed.

Connor "Rusty" McLeod

What do you call a black Arnold Schwarzenegger? Arnold Schwarzenegger.

"hey those pancakes look pretty good." "thats a cat steve."

You're so straight!

Why couldn't the woman go grocery shopping? She was paralyzed from the neck down.

Why didn't the man show up for work on Monday? He gets Mondays off.

two philosophers stood in silence at the foot of a very large mountain; a mountain not only too high to climb, but also too wide to walk around. So the first philosopher finally speaks: "...so, what do you do for a living?"

A person walks into a store. He goes to a worker an asks "were is the potatos?" . The worker says, there on that shelf.

What did the man say to his wife when he bought a dog? I bought a dog.

whats small, black, and crispy? a baby in a drier

You say you can read me like a book, well the jokes on you. I am not a book.

A man walks into a store, and says to the cashier: "I'd like to buy 6 fridges". The cashier says: "Why do you need that many fridges?" The man says: "I'm an antelope!"

Your momma is SOO FAT that I had to call my doctor. He said you should go on a diet and exercise. I called my local gym and gave your mom a 3 months membership. Monday to Friday. Your welcome and good luck.

What did the doctor say to his patient? You have cancer

whats the best thing about fukkin twentyone year olds...theres twenty of them

A blonde's house is on fire so she calls the fire department and they ask her how to get there. She gives them the address, but they hear her wrong and she dies a horrible fiery death.

What do you call a fish that is missing an eye. fsh.

Whats worse then reading the same joke over and over again? Getting mutilated by a cupcake.

What's brown and sticky? A stick.

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