Why couldn't Helen Keller drive? Because she was deaf and blind.

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Pencils are yellow, Grass is green OK

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A man walks into a bar. [Insert punchline here.]

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What's the worst thing about being homeless? Not having a home.

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How much wood would a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood? Hypothetical questions are a waste of time and you are not achieving your full potential by reading this during work.

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What did the boy with no legs and no arms get for Christmas? Cancer.

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why did the chicken cross the road.

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What do you do when you see a black man? The same thing you do when you see anybody.

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*Knock-Knock* "Who's there?" "The police, you're under arrest for the murder of your wife and your two children."

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Two guys were sitting in a pub.

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Knock Knock COME IN!!!!

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why is there a hole in the wall, i hope a prehistoric mole doesnt come out of that hole in the ball CC

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What did Joel say to the mouse. We're both dead mouses.

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Why did the sprinter lose the race He had no legs

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thomas hall= fuckin dikc

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Why did the man break into the bank? Because he was a bank robber

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How do you stop a clown from laughing? Hit him in the face with an ax.

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How do you make a grilled cheese for a black guy? Butter two pieces of bread, place two slices of any kind of cheese in between the pieces of bread, then fry it in a pan with butter.

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Jews for Jesus

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I have read and agree to the Terms of Service

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a Mexican and a black guy were sitting in the back of a car, who is driving? -- a cop

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I love boobs

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kennah campion... being nice

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guy 1- damn its hot in here guy 2- then turn on the damn fireplace

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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