Yo mama so fat that her weight is starting to tear her and your father apart.

What do you call a Jewish lawyer, who is happily married to a woman, but goes and sees a man on the side? A gay Jewish lawyer who cheats on his fake wife.

Sea World Japan.

A women walks out of a kitchen.

Why did the mechanic sleep under a car? He had narcolepsy.

One time i ate a sandwich it was good

Example of a pro gamer: A kid who gets all F's in gradeschool, dosent goto collage, gets fat, dies alone.

Knock knock! Who's there? Your neighbor My neighbor who? I already told you, it's pronounced "Wu". I'm very sorry, Mr. Wu

Why is the world round? Because oranges are purple.

What did the pig say to the banana? Oink.

Why was Bill Clinton such a good president? He went to ifreeclub.com

Potato salad

What happened when the princess kissed the frog? She died, the frog was highly toxic.

Why do women where make-up and perfume? because they are ugly and they smell bad.

Knock Knock Who's there? I'm deaf. I'm deaf who? What?

I had sex with the Earth, and out came global warming...Imagine what will happen if i had sex with Obama?

Why did the White guy wanna be Black? He liked basketball.

Why did the girl fall off the swing? Because people kept making the same joke about her not having arms so she was hoping the fall would break her neck.

What's the difference between a baby and a watermelon? One's fun to smash with a sledgehammer. The other one's a watermelon

What did the boy with Aids pray for? A gun

DONALD TRUMP DIES

nock nock " whos there" , "open the door and you will see

newt gingrich

What has ears, but can't hear, eyes, but can't see, a mouth, but can't talk, and legs, but can't walk? A deaf and blind paraplegic with an improperly functioning larynx.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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