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What did the deaf man say to the blind man? The deaf man spoke no identifiable words because he could not hear what he was saying. He mumbled a few phrases in jibberish, and the blind man continued looking for his favorite brand of Ramen Noodles at his local Harris Teeter.

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why did the kangaroo jump? because its a kangaroo

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Q: What's worse then stubbing your toe? A: Coming home from school and your house is burnt down and your whole family is dead.

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what is red and looks like blue paint? red paint.

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why did the chicken cross the road? why do you care?

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What time is it? 10:58

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You know what helps with sholder pain? If you lick my butthole.

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I am a real homosexual

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An Englishman, an Irishman and a Scotsman walk into a bar. They have trouble understanding each other.

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What is the difference between a duck? One leg is both the same.

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did you hear about the sidewalk? its all over town.

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What do you do when you see a black man? The same thing you do when you see anybody.

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kennah campion... being nice

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Aodhan Hearty

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What's longer then Kim Kardashian's Wedding? 73 days.

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A black man, an Asian, a Jew, and an American all jump off a building. Unfortunately, they all died on impact and their families will mourn for years to come.

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Why couldn't the cat eat it's food? It's face was stapled to the floor.

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Why did the monkey scream? He was hungry

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One day three men died. Heaven had almost been full, and he wanted to see who could get in and who would burn. So the first man starts and says "well I just got home from my girlfriends house, she just dumped me. I was crazy mad, and as I was about to eat the pain away, I saw a man hanging off of my porch. I ran to the man pulled out a sledge hammer, and then smashed his hands off the balcony. And without thinking I picked up my refrigerator and threw it down at him. But sadly I fell with the refridgerator." the second man steps up and says.. "I was doing my dance routine on my porch, and I slipped on an ice cube and flipped off the rail. I took ahold of a railing on which I could puulmupmtomsaftey on, but as I was about to save my own life some psychotic man comes out with a sledge hammer and bashes my hands off the railing. After he threw his refridgerator down at me." and then the third guy says..."well I was in this refridgerator........."

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Why isn't this joke funny Because i have cancer

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A: Want to hear a funny joke? B: Nah, I'm okay

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Did you hear about the anorexic with the yeast infection? Apparently she's really good at math, and if she can overcome her afflictions she wants to become an accountant one day.

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What is the same about a plum and an elephant? They're both grey except the plum

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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