- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call Magic Johnson in a wheel chair? A tragedy, especially considering his past struggles with HIV.

That's as _ as a __ guy. Works with anything, and people do laugh.

What is the difference between a baby and a tampoline? You take off your shoes before you jump on a trampoline.

Why did the person play his XBOX 360? because he felt like it.

What do you call a Jewish lawyer, who is happily married to a woman, but goes and sees a man on the side? A gay Jewish lawyer who cheats on his fake wife.

Why....... Because.

How do you kill a down-syndrome kid? fire.

What did the guy who speaks in tongue say to the other guy who speaks in tongue? Gibberish

Hey, did you see Stevie Wonder's new house? No He didn't either.

No, I don't have ADH...- Oh look, a butterfly!!

Why was the black man sad? People were frequently talking and whispering about his dark colouring behind his back. Also he had no legs.

Why did the boy miss a day off school? He was in a coma

Why is the world round? Because oranges are purple.

dead babies

A man with a ski mask on enters a bank, he just came back from the slopes.

A black man walks into a bar. the bartender ask what he wants to drink. the black man responds , "i will have one beer please". so the bartender gives it to him and says have a nice day.

What does AIDS stand for? Acquired immune deficiency syndrome

Why was Bill Clinton such a good president? He went to ifreeclub.com

Potato salad

What do you call a fish without an eye? fsh.

What did Santa Claus get for Christmas? Non-believers.

Why did the White guy wanna be Black? He liked basketball.

Yo momma's so short, it's probably because she's in a wheelchair.

Why couldnt the black man drink from the water fountain? Because the water fountain was broken.

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