A women walks out of a kitchen.

What's the worst thing about being homeless? Not having a home.

Why was Bill Clinton such a good president? He went to ifreeclub.com

when the moon hits your eye like a big pizza pie, that's a black eye.

Your momma is SOO FAT that I had to call my doctor. He said you should go on a diet and exercise. I called my local gym and gave your mom a 3 months membership. Monday to Friday. Your welcome and good luck.

Q: How many blondes does it take to screw in a light bulb? A: 1

What has two legs and is red all over? Half a cat.

wanna hear a joke?... Womens rights

what do you call someone that is dying of malaria? someone that should consider visiting a doctor.

You know what's worse than finding a worm inside an apple? finding crack, too late to spit it out.

Why did the chicken cross the road it was out of its coop

What did Gene give Carla for Christmas? AIDS

What is 18 inches long and makes a woman scream all night? Crib death.

Whats 2+2=? ?= CHICKEN

Go away.

What do you call a black man in a police car? Officer.

Hey, did you see Stevie Wonder's new house? No He didn't either.

what is a vampires favorite dessert? a used tampon

What did your father say before he died? Nothing, he's already dead

DONALD TRUMP DIES

whats the difference between santa claus and jewish people santa claus goes down the chimney and jewish people go up

the blonde choked o a gummy bear. What happened next? she went to the hospital

why did the cow jump over the moon because it was on a high dose of lsd

what do a plum and a rabbit have in common? there both purple except for the rabbit

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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