Knock Knock COME IN!!!!

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What do yo call SQUIRAL!!!!

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why is there a hole in the wall, i hope a prehistoric mole doesnt come out of that hole in the ball CC

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What did Joel say to the mouse. We're both dead mouses.

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Q: What do you call a group of asians riding their bikes while carrying large bags of merchandise filled with an ample amount of video games? A: Obviously, a few enviromentally-friendly entrepreneurs who managed to make enough of a profit via their established buisness to the extent that they could buy what they required and get some other desired items as well.

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A dwarf walks under a bar.

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thomas hall= fuckin dikc

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Why did the sprinter lose the race He had no legs

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How do you make a grilled cheese for a black guy? Butter two pieces of bread, place two slices of any kind of cheese in between the pieces of bread, then fry it in a pan with butter.

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How do you stop a clown from laughing? Hit him in the face with an ax.

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Why did the man break into the bank? Because he was a bank robber

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Jews for Jesus

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An Englishman, Irishman and Scotsman walk into a bar. It happens frequently at UK airports.

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I have read and agree to the Terms of Service

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Why was the legless man out of his wheelchair? He fell down some stairs.

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a Mexican and a black guy were sitting in the back of a car, who is driving? -- a cop

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cheese

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kennah campion... being nice

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What did the girl with no arms or legs get for Christmas? A bicycle.

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I love boobs

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how to you kill an Irish midget? You don't as murder is illegal and discriminating against a certain type of person is racist.

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Have you ever seen Helen Keller's house? No. Well it's really nice.

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guy 1- damn its hot in here guy 2- then turn on the damn fireplace

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whats funnier than the boy with no arms and legs getting cancer? lebron playing basketball

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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