whats funny and has four wheels? A handicapped 11 year old boy getting raped by his father

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Knock, knock. Who's there? Nick. Nick who? Nick Wyatt

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Why did the baby cross the road. It was stapled to the chicken.

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Who ate the cookies? Your face. Litterally.

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Two men are sitting in a bar. They finish their drinks and pay the bill before leaving.

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Knock, knock. Who's there? A black Russian.

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Why did the Jew pick up the penny? Because he dropped it

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Why did the child drop it's lollipop? Because they got hit by a bus.

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A priest, a rabbi and a shaman walk into a bar. Except there is no rabbi and there is no shaman and the bar is actually my 8th birthday party priest is molesting me. And the priest is my dad. My dad molested me. A lot...

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Mexicans working in an office

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A Jew returns change.

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what did the book say to the lamp? nothing because BOOKS CANT TALK

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Guess what? Chicken butt

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A: make me a sandwich woman! B: your a sandwich.

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What's worse then a dead baby? a dead baby in a blender

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What do you find....... there's a..........

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The husbant is back from work. He opens the door of closet and finds... Narnia.

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a guy is driving home his wife calls him and she say's be careful there is a lunatic driving on the wrong side of the road towards traffic he then reply saying they all are

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There once was a man from Nantucket Whose name was Mike

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What's the difference between Stevie Wonder and Kevin Bacon? There's none. Neither of them is a taxi driver.

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Three men died and were met at the pearly gates of heaven by St. Peter. Which not only proves that there is a heaven but that St. Peter actually does greet all of its new inhabitants at the entrance which is in fact marked by gates of pearl.

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When I was in 4th grade, I was fat. The other kids would take my lunch and spit in all the food, then give it back. Teachers started to wonder why I wasn't eating, and soon began to ask me if I was anorexic. I replied, "do I look anorexic!?" I'm now 6 foot 3 and weigh 56 pounds. *FUN FACT: based on a heartwarming true story.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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