why did the kangaroo jump? because its a kangaroo

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How do you stop a clown from laughing? Hit him in the face with an ax.

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I am funny, yes? No, you are not.

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What's black and white and red all over? Lots of things, including certain ugly clothing.

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What did Abe Lincoln say before he gave the Gettysburg Address? No one knows, its not documented.

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Q: What do you call a man with no arms and and no legs in front of a door? A: A quadruple amputee.

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Why did the man throw his alarm clock out the window? Because he has anger management issues.

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I love boobs

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Q.Why was 6 crying? A.Because 7,8,9

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Shit I forgot to put the slash. Thang god for google

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what do a plum and a rabbit have in common? there both purple except for the rabbit

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Brittney Spears

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my girlfriend keeps calling me a pedophile, thats a big word for a 3 year old

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What did the cat say when it jumped into the cardboard box? Meow

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What will happen when a black person die they die

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Pianca going ham

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did you hear about the sidewalk? its all over town.

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Why are white people typically not as good at basketball as black people? They don't have the hard work and dedication as those who are better.

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It's your mother, open the door.

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A duck walks up to a lemonade stand, and says nothing. Ducks are incapable of speech and therefore it would be physically impossible for a duck to say anything. Where the duck walks up to does not partake in the matter.

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Two black guys are in an elevator, one guy gets off at the sixth floor, and the other on the eighth. And thats it.

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How do you know when a Mexican has died? Well based on the large mass of people inside and outside the funeral home who mostly seem to be of a mexican background and cultue, it would be safe to say that those are his/her friends and family who care deeply about them and therefore you could conclude that a Mexican person probably passed away. It's actually quite sad and going to be a rough few days for those closely connected to the person who died.

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How can you tell if your wife is dead? She no longer has a pulse.

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jordan HAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHH

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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