jokes r dumb

whats red and looks like a bucket a red bucket whats blue and looks like a bucket a red bucket in diguise

what did the boy with no arms or legs get for Christmas? cancer.

Yo mama's so stupid, I told her it was chili outside so she went outside with a spoon.

ha do call a by with red heir a freckles? ginger

What is worse worse than stubbing your toe? The Holocaust.

Wife: 'what did I put into the washing machine ?' Husband: laundry

Mom mom momie mom mom mom mom momie mother mother. What! Hi.

How did the man become sterilized? Blow-dart through the testicle.

Why did the man drop his wallet? Because his palms were sweaty from a long, happy day at the beach with his family after moving into there new home.

Q: Why did Rapunzel fall out of the tower? A: Because she was a dumb bitch.

Why did a man get arrested in a bar He was covered in bombs and charged with terrorism

Why did the little girl fall off the swing chair ? Gravity.

Icecream

What did Dela Ware? Nothing.

"What was the hardest thing about that kid getting killed by that bus." "What?" "My dick"

Q:why was the man on a two seated bycicle by himself? A:his wife had recently died and he wasn't ready to let go

A white guy drives to Home Depot in order to get supplies for remodeling his kitchen. He notices a few Mexicans standing around outside. He decides to go to to Lowe's instead.

nine...eleven

What in the world is that thing in her butt!!!

knock knock knocking on heavens douoor

What is worse than falling into a pit of needles? being lit on fire and then falling into a pit of needles I imagine

What's a rabbit's favourite food? No-one knows, like humans, every rabbit has it's own favourite food.

Q: What is Paul's nickname A: His name is Paul, he doesn't need a nickname

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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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