Rebecca Black sings a song.

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why did the kid go in his room and lock the door. to masturbate

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Q: Why did Rapunzel fall out of the tower? A: Because she was a dumb bitch.

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Two peanuts were walking down the street and one was asalted

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Knock Knock. F uck off.

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What's the difference between a woman and a cat? Numerous things

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Q. Why did the black man get sent to prison? A. Because he was falsely accused of murder.

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The biggest lie on earth: I have read and agree to the terms of use.

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A married couple was in a terrible accident where the man’s face was severely burned. The doctor told the husband that they couldn’t graft any skin from his body because he was too skinny. So the wife offered to donate some of her own skin. However, the skin on her body that the doctor felt was suitable would have to come from her buttocks. The husband and wife agreed that they would tell no one about where the skin came from, and they requested that the doctor also honor their secret.

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What's worse than anti-joke.com? Non-anti-joke.com! Louis

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a guy asks another guy if he likes pepsi or coke the guy says coke and he doesnt agree so he kills him

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Benevolent villain.

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Q: where did the pickle live? A: In the desert

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a boy comes to a girl and ask : do you like vaginas ? and she says course not your dumb ass and he says then give her to me *troll face*

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Did you know Helen Keller had a cat? Neither did she

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I met a man today. His name was John.

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A man runs into a bar and warns everyone about the hurricane.

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Have you seen Stevie Wonders new house? No. Neither has he.

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Teacher: Maria please point to America on the map. Maria: This is it. Teacher: Well done. Now class, who found America? Class: Maria did.

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What if Chuck Norris got shot by a bullet? The most interesting man in the world would save him.

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hi

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abortion, it really brings out the kid in you.

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How do you know if a monster is hiding under your bed or in your closet? Go and look.

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What do you call a big group of Chinese people on Mars? An extraordinary feat for the Chinese space program and a historic day in human history, where a particular country has set up the first human colony on another planet and we have proven to ourselves that our race is capable of interplanetary travel and can accomplish anything if we set our minds to it.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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