Q: What did the Miracle Whip say when the refrigerator door was opened? A: Nothing. Miracle Whip cannot speak.

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Why did the black man not tip his waiter? Because she provided terrible service and was undeserving.

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What did Jerry Sandusky get for Christmas? Raped in jail.

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Yo Aodhan yer hands smell of pish

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What is the difference between you and Chuck Norris? You're reading this and he's probably doing something productive.

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What do you call a banana that's about to be eaten? A Banana

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Women's rights

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A black guy and a Mexican jump off a bridge. Who dies first? Nobody cares.

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A man walks into a bar, but it's really not his fault because his seeing eye dog led him right into it.

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Chocolate Bananas with Brocclie.wom

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A woman is getting in the shower but the the doorbell rings so she puts on her towel and gets the door a man is there asking for sugar. Then she gets back into the shower then the doorbell rang again so she puts on her towel and anwsers the door another man is there he asked for some batteries she gave him some and went back to the shower. Then she hears the doorbell again she thought since there wasn't anybody else that lived on her street she decided to just go to the door without her towel so she answers the door thinking the blindmans there and it was the police man.

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Herman Cain

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Whats white and can't climb trees? A Fridge

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Shit.

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What do you call Magic Johnson in a wheel chair? A tragedy, especially considering his past struggles with HIV.

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Did you hear about the red ship and the blue ship that collided? Everyone on board died.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because he lost his grip on the branch and was unable to reach another before reaching the ground.

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What do you call a dragon that doesn't breathe fire? A Griffin.

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A baby seal walks into a club. And is brutally murdered for a hunting round.

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There are three men in a canoe traveling upstream. One wheel falls off. How many pancakes fit in a doghouse? 9, because ice-cream has no bones.

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A fat man walks into a bar. There is a 70% chance his mom is fat.

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where's waldo? in a picture book.

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What do you call a one-armed man Whatever his name is

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I got a joke. What did the Platypus say to the Policeman?" "What a ridiculous question, Platypus's can't talk.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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