What do you call Morgan Freeman on a bad day? Samuel L. Jackson.

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what did rebecca say to sabrina ? CALL wass !!

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I dislike old people.

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The geese of Growmore

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There's a American, Mexican, and a Canadian stranded in the desert. They couldn't find any food, water, and shelter. They were all really hungry and thirsty. Later that day the Mexican dies from a very bad infection on his neck.

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A black guy and a Mexican jump off a bridge. Who dies first? Nobody cares.

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Why doesn't Rick Moranis come out with anymore movies? He left the film industry in 1997, six years after the 1991 loss of his wife, Anne, to liver cancer.

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Roses are grey Violets are grey I am a dog.

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A man walks into a bar and says "Ouch!" Passersby notice the man is blind, which caused him not to notice the bar. He later died in the hospital from severe head trauma

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Want to hear a joke? Jerry Sandusky's innocence

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How many kids with ADD does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Wanna go for a bike ride??

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Whats long and hard? a pole

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What type of movies do pirates watch? None they are on a boat!

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What is the difference between you and Chuck Norris? You're reading this and he's probably doing something productive.

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Hey I just met you And this is crazy I have Alzheimer's Hey I just met you

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Jim and Larry work together. Jim works hard, and Larry is a bit of a prankster. One day, Jim is having a rather rough day, and Larry looks to cheer him up with a good-natured joke. Knowing that Jim's wife prepares dinner for him every night of the week, he calls her and tells her that their boss has decided to pay for a dinner out, that she should take the day off and just get ready for Jim to come home and pick her up. Larry will later follow up by calling a pizza delivery place and having them send a special no hard feeling message with two large delicious pizzas. He forgets to call the pizza delivery man until later that night, after which it's too late and he thinks "I'll just explain the joke to Jim tomorrow." And goes peacefully to sleep. Arriving home and finding that dinner is not prepared, Jim savagely beats his wife.

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A Black man walks out of a KFC.

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Womens rights. Are extremely valuable because women are equal.

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What is the first step in making an ugly girl pretty? Shave her genitals.

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What is big and white, not the moon CC

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9/11

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why didnt the deaf man laugh? he was also mute

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Yo mama so fat even Dora couldn't explore her!

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Pickle!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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