How many kids with ADD does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Wanna go for a bike ride??

Shit.

nock nock " whos there" , "open the door and you will see

Why did elmo jump of the cliff caus he wa depresed

Knock knock. Nobody answers because the homeowner was out of the house at the time.

Why couldn't the Little Boy hear his mother yelling at him? Because his mothers died

Chocolate rain Awesome!

What happened when a black man's phone went off? He answered it.

a 12 year old walks into a bar she orders a drink and dies she then walks out of the bar

A horse walks into a bar and the bar tender says, "Why the long face?" and the horse says, "I have cancer."

Pickle!

What's brown and wears glasses? A poo with bad eyesight.

A fish walks into a bar

25

i am an idiot if you read this outloud your a dumb ass

anus soup

Last night I saw an elephant in my pajamas. I don't know why I went to the zoo in my pajamas.

what happened to the christian when he died? nothing because god isnt real.

what do you call a cucumber that is wearing a dress.... an asian lady

What do you call a woman who is good at driving? Danica Patrick

why did the chicken cross the road. why? because he felt like it

why did the 14 year old girl cross the road? to get an abortion of the child she became impregnated with after getting raped.

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Whats worse then a Republican? 9/11.

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