- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why don't chickens where pants? Cause they're animals,duh.

A very busty blond and a priest walk into a bar. The bartender asks with a smile, "What'll be today, pastor?" "Wine. please."

What's the difference between a black man and a monkey? Millions of years of evolution

why did susie get hit by the bus? cause the bus driver wanted her ice cream

Roses are grey, Violets are grey, I think I may be colorblind.

Q:Where does a woman work at if she has a job? A: IHOP!!!

An Englishman, an Irishman and a Scotsman walk into a bar. They have trouble understanding each other.

Why did the todler fall over? He's an iraqi child and has ben shot inboth legs being readied fro public excution for fighting on the opposing side a.w. j.p.

what black and white and read all over? a woman who has just been beaten and raped and left to die in the snow.

A man is talking to his friend at work. The man asks his friend, "Did you see the game last night?" Then a plane crashes into the building and we call it 911

What do you call a man with no arms or legs wearing lead weights in a pool? Screwed.

A man walks into a doctor's office. He is diagnosed with cancer. After three years he dies.

why does renee suk at tetris? i dont know thats why im asking

What did the girl with no arms or legs get for Christmas? A bicycle.

What do you get when you mate an elephant with a rhino? Not much of anything except inter-species animal sex, considering the fact that the two do not share enough genetic material to create any sort of offspring.

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How do you drown a blonde? Hold her head under water.

What does D.N.A. stand for? Deoxyribonucleic Acid

why did the chicken cross the road. why? because he felt like it

Your mom is such a slut that she has herpes.

Why did the chicken cross the road? There was a shoe sale at JC penny on the other side

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