An elephant walks into a bar. Except not really, it couldn't fit through the door.

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Q) what happens when you tackle someone with 2 legs? A) you fall over

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What's the difference between a baby and a watermelon? One's fun to smash with a sledgehammer. The other one's a watermelon

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What's huge, gray, and has a trunk and wings. An elephant with wings glued to it.

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Knock Knock Why are you knocking? I have a doorbell.

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What did your father say before he died? Nothing, he's already dead

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whats the difference between santa claus and jewish people santa claus goes down the chimney and jewish people go up

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Justin Littleton getting laid.

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Why couldn't the young boy go trick or treating? He was a diabetic.

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Why couldn't the Little Boy hear his mother yelling at him? Because his mothers died

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What did the man say to his wife before they went to bed? Goodnight.

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Hi, my name is Mark and I have dead babies in my garage... Just kidding. My name is not Mark.

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Im getting sick of holocaust jokes cant you Nazi Annefrankly they are dumb

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A man walks into a bar and orders a beer. The bartender brings him the beer, and the man drinks it. Then the man dies in a car crash while driving back to his family

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Why did the Jew pick up the loose change on the ground?Because he has to use it for taxi money to get back home.

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An Arian man walks into a German-owned bar and asks to use the restroom. The bartender sees this acceptable and allows it. Soon after, a Jewish man asks the same question, but this time the bartender said no. The Jewish man thought it was an outrage and demanded why, so the bartender calmly explained to him that the Arian man was still using the restroom and that when he was finished the Jewish man was free to poo as he pleased.

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A man walks into a doctor's office. He is diagnosed with cancer. After three years he dies.

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how does peploe get around they walk

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What does a ghost get when he watches pornography? A boner

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why is there a hole in the wall, i hope a prehistoric mole doesnt come out of that hole in the ball CC

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Wat do u call a 2 root tall scottidh man named max? Max

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My friend said that onions are the only food that could make you cry. That was before I hit him with a watermelon.

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What is purple, covered in pus, and squeals? A purple hippo with an infected scab yelling at the pain

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What does a girl with no arms on a swing? Falls.

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