I dislike old people.

Knock knock. Whos there? To get to the other side.

roses are red facebook is blue you look f**kable so i'll add you by: matt

What's wrong with him? He lit the flashlight at both ends.

Q: Why don't blind people skydive? A:Because it is scary

Knock knock Who's there? Jehovah's Witness ... Hello?

Why didn't the skeleton go to the dance ? it was dead.

Two women were sitting in silence.

The WNBA

Why did the cancerous elephant cross the road? it said WALK.

What do you call a banana that's about to be eaten? A Banana

Niko isnt a mexican douche

-Why did Sara fall off the swing? -I don't know, why? -She had no arms, knock knock -Who's there? -Not Sara.

nice shorts.

Whats long and hard? a pole

What do you call a black person in 1780? A slave mostly...

Saddam Hussein is the father of the mothers of all cultchies.

What do you call someone who's black? A person you asshole.

What do you call a racist guy surrounded by a gang of black pepole? Dead.

Womens rights. Are extremely valuable because women are equal.

Man: Drink this. Man 2: Ok. (Drinks it) Man; You drank a powerful substance that is 20000 times stronger than hydrochloric acid! Man2: Oh FUCK! Kelvin Yang.

Women rights.

What did David say to Goliath? Not sure, does anyone have a Bible?

Q: how many Pollocks does it take to paint a house? A: 100. 99 to spin the house and 1 to hold the paint brush

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