- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? He didn't because he was dead.

A horse walks into a bar and the bar tender says, "Why the long face?" and the horse says, "I have cancer."

What do you call a fat legless over weight black man called Tom. Tom.

Why did elmo jump of the cliff caus he wa depresed

What's the difference between 10 dead babies and a Ferrari ? I don't have 10 dead babies in my garage.

What did the deaf man say to the blind man? The deaf man spoke no identifiable words because he could not hear what he was saying. He mumbled a few phrases in jibberish, and the blind man continued looking for his favorite brand of Ramen Noodles at his local Harris Teeter.

whats the difference between santa claus and jewish people santa claus goes down the chimney and jewish people go up

Your mother gets so hungry, she eats.

Why couldn't the Little Boy hear his mother yelling at him? Because his mothers died

What does a girl with no arms on a swing? Falls.

What do you call a black guy flying an airplane? A pilot.

What do you call a mexican sleeping in a car tired.

justin littleton. nuff said

Roses are brown Violets are brown everything is brown Who shat in my garden?

Why did the pie cross the road? I have no idea, why not ask it?

Why is 6 afraid of 7? 7 is a serial rapist with a violent temper.

what do a plum and a rabbit have in common? there both purple except for the rabbit

Why did Bob the Builder die? I threw a fridge at him

Why did the man throw the clock out the window? Because he overslept and missed a job interview and a chance to support his family.

Q: What's worse then stubbing your toe? A: Coming home from school and your house is burnt down and your whole family is dead.

What did Jesus say to Moses? Jesus doesn't exist. Moses replied, "Do you think I'm stupid, you're standing right next to me!"

Why did Sally fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. Knock knock Who's there Not Sally

What do you do when you see a black man? The same thing you do when you see anybody.

Why are white people typically not as good at basketball as black people? They don't have the hard work and dedication as those who are better.

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