Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it was a mammal.

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What did the mother give her family for christmas? Nothing. The family is Jewish.

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Three blondes walk into a bar. They have an intellectual conversation over some drinks.

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Why did the little girl fall off the swing? Because she didn't have any arms.

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What did the muffin, say to the other muffin? Nothing. Because muffin's are inanimate objects, therefore incapable of speech, or any other sentient action. They baked quietly until the man who was baking them came to the conclusion they were fit for consumption, devoured them, and went on with his day.

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What is shorter than a toddler? A jewish lifespan.

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Two parrots are in a cage. The one looks at the other one and says, "answer the phone," and the other one says, "where are my car keys."

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Dallas Cowboys

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What do you call a dude dinosaur that's into other dude dinosaurs? A Bi-ceritops

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how many letters are in Montana? 7 yes

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What's brown a sticky? -A stick

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A guy walks into a bar. The bartender says "what do you want to drink" the guy says "a blue moon"

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What do you call a black person who flys a plane? Well, first ask for their name, then address them as such.

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A man walks into a bar, he then falls unconscious and driven safely to the hospital.

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what has wings, bald but doesn't fly? a bald eagle... i lied at the flying part because i'm a f*cking lier from hell watching porn all day with my brother...

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" I can't here you it's too dark!"

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what's brown and sticky? a stick.

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Whats the differance between peanut butter and jam? You can't peanut butter your dick into a chicks ass.

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What did the blonde do when she found out one is most likely to get in a car accident within 6 miles of the home? She drove more carefully in her neighborhood.

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Your mom is so ugly that your father married her because of emotional, spiritual, and intellectual compatibility, not because of sexual attraction.

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What is brown and has 3 legs? My severely injured cat.

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lol

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Anti Joke

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