- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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roses are red violetes are blue you need to shut up or I will kill you

What is Jason? Black.

Rick Perry.

Your mom is such a slut that she has herpes.

Morgan Freeman walks into a bar. Everyone is pleasantly surprised they are in the presence of a celebrity.

Giving birth to the antichrist

What would you like to drink? A Pepsi. Is Coca-Cola okay? No.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Well, he didn't my car got to him first.

Why was the elderly, Asian, blond pulled over by the officer? She was, and has been completely blind since birth.

A women gets a call saying her only daughter is trapped inside a burning building. She runs as fast as she can too her car before she realizes... women can't drive due to their role in society.

Two friends not to far apart: A: Hey you, you hear me?! B: yes. A: You hear me?! B: yes!! A: You hear me?! B: yes, yes, what!?! A: You hear me?! B: YEEEEEEEES WHAT'S going on?!?! (gets upset) A: Nothing, I'm just checking your hearing.

Hey what time is it. 3:15

Knock knock! Who's there? Boo. Oh hey man, you got the meth?

A baby seal walks into a club.

Why don't women wear watches?...Because the economy is at an all-time low and it would be reasonable to presume that a person couldn't afford an item like this, thus, trying to budget in a watch that could cost anywhere from 50-100$ would be a risky financial move depending on their yearly salary.

why did the bird fall out of the sky? it had been shot by a bird hunter, as it was bird season.

Why does Jerry sandusky like little boys? Because each and every intellectual human being have different interests

What do you call a bunch of black people in a red car.... A jaffa

Is you refrigerator running? That's odd you should call the cops about that one!

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What's so funny about a heart attack? It's not kidney failure..

What does D.N.A. stand for? Deoxyribonucleic Acid

Who ate the cookies? Your face. Litterally.

your family is so poor that you require healthcare to recieve money

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