Why did the hooker go to the bathroom? Because she just exchanged sex for money and was cleaning herself up for her next trick.

why did the boy buy a dirty magizine? he should not have, its been on the floor. who wants to read the rolling stone magizine if it has dirt on it. how dumb of him.

What is brown and sticky? A stick.

I love boobs

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why do black people like basketball? because it envolves running shooting and stealing

Josh kissing a girl

Whats the definition of helpless? A quadraplegic in a washing machine

Q: Whats better than ten babies in ten trash cans? A: One baby in ten trash cans

Why did the old man step on the caterpillar? For fun.

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Matt swam through watter. Gaby drowned on dry land.

What's pink and fluffy? PINK FLUFF! What's blue and fluffy? BLUE FLUFF HOLDING ITS BREATH!

Why do Africans live in slums Because they have aids

roses are red violets are black why is your chest as flat as my back

Your mother is so obese that the extra weight is putting strain on her knees she now needs knee surgery.

Your mum is dead

What is 6 plus 9? 15

Brittney Spears

why was the asian kid found dead? he failed an examen

Indeed.

What do I smell like to you?? Crap.

3 blonds walk into a bar ouch

What do you call a group of asians? China.

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