why did the kid go in his room and lock the door. to masturbate

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Do you want to hear a knock knock joke? (Yes) Okay, you start. (Knock knock). Who's there? ...

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Q. Why did uncle Al die of smoking? A. His socks were to big -Noah Weisskopf

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How many Aodhan's does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Aodhan's da has already screwed all the lightbulbs...

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What is the best thing about having sex with twenty-seven year old's? There's twenty of them

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What is a mexicans favorite sport? Whatever he is interested in.

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The government makes a good decision

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Whats Asian and longer than 2 inches? chopsticks.

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whats red and smells like blue paint? half a painter.

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three men walk into a bar. they are immediately rushed to urgent care due to blunt force trauma

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SPAMS!!!

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'Hey do you know a joke?' 'No' 'Me too'

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Wanna hear a joke? Me too.

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Why did Suzie fall off the swing? She was shot Knock knock Who's there? Sally Aren't you dead? Oh yeah K Well imma go be dead now Have fun K

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Example of a pro gamer: A kid who gets all F's in gradeschool, dosent goto collage, gets fat, dies alone.

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I like to eat.

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whats the best thing about fukkin twentyone year olds...theres twenty of them

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josh simpson has cancer

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A priest and a rabbi walk into a bar, and have a stimulating discussion about economics

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What's the difference between a train and a lamp? A lot

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Roses are rde, violets are bule, I am dyslexic, how about you?

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What's the opposite of fly? To not fly

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Why don't you have a seat, over there?

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What has human male genitalia? A human male

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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