Yo Mama is so fat cuz.. She has accumulated Obesity and needs your help to be rehabilitated due to the fact that she is at a high risk of heart attack, cancer, type 2 diabetes, and Etc. Try to motivate her to decrease food intake and increase physical activity. Thankyou

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Whats the difference between a Jew and a pizza? the pizza wont scream when you put it in the oven.....

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¿Por qué seis de los siete miedo? ¡Porque siete ocho nueve!

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What's the difference between a woman and a cat? Numerous things

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Knock Knock. F uck off.

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Roses are red Violets are blue And so does your mom…

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Why didn't Dave buy his wife a watch for her birthday? Because she already had one.

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What color is my lamp? Brown

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What do you not want to get when playing scrabble? Diarrhea

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Why did sally fall off her swingset? Because she was hit with a refrigerator.

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What happened to the man who was hit by a car? He was immediately rushed to a hospital and was reported to have a broken femur dislocated shoulder and several broken ribs. The driver was later found and was declared driving under the influence of alcoholic beverages and the victim's family sued the driver for the medical costs. The driver was arrested and was sent to a detention center for 3 months and the victim made a complete recovery.

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What did the dog say to the cat? Nothing, dogs can't speak English.

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Bing

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What's the difference between Jews and boy scouts? Boy scouts come back from their camps

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Q: where did the pickle live? A: In the desert

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How do you stop a black man from drowning? Bring him to shore and, if you are certified, perform cpr.

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Two men are sitting in a bar. They finish their drinks and pay the bill before leaving.

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Whats worse than having no mother? Having no mother and father, enabling you to have to support a family at the age of 12, using the allowance that your parents are supposed to give you once a week.

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Hitler

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Hello world

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if it's friday, it must be China

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Q: What did the guy say to his girlfriend? A: "I like turtles!" Then he smacks her ass.

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wait am i supposed to right the joke down here

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abortion, it really brings out the kid in you.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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