One time i ate a sandwich it was good

Why did the chicken cross the park? To get to the other slide.

Roses are red Violets are blue I suck at poems nice tits.

Q: Why can't Helen Keller drive? A:Because she is a woman A: She is blind deaf and dumb A: No seriously because she is dead.

If a midget is mentally retarded and always late for work, is it okay to call him a little tardy?

Why did the penguin cross the road? Chicken

What's bigger than a whale and has no water? Africa.

A homeless person dies.

what did the 0 say to the 8 nice belt

why is there a hole in the wall, i hope a prehistoric mole doesnt come out of that hole in the ball CC

Q: What do you get when you eat all the potatoes? A: They're all gone!

whats red and looks like a bucket a red bucket whats blue and looks like a bucket a red bucket in diguise

what did the man with no legs get for Christmas? A piano

Two cows are standing in a field One cow says "Mooooo"..... and the other cow says "mooooo" also because they are both cows and cannot speak

why did the chicken cross the road? its a chicken so it will wonder when not properly fenced in

what do you call 4 terrorists going off a cliff in a car? A waist because you can fit 2 more in the trunk.

Your momma is so fat that she has really high cholesterol but also an undoubtedly warm personality.

A lady goes into the store to buy potatoes. Then she eats them.

I had a dream I watched Inception.

Q: how do you spell apple without any letters? A: you can't.

Q: What faster than a black man with a t.v A: A jew with a coupon

A man walks into a bar, he then falls unconscious and driven safely to the hospital.

What's worse then having Casey Anthony babysit your child? A girl asking, "Is it in?"

What did the girl with no arms or legs get for Christmas? A bicycle.

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