- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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three men walk into a bar. they are immediately rushed to urgent care due to blunt force trauma

SPAMS!!!

Why did the panda fall out of the tree? Because he was dead. Why did the second panda fall out of the tree? It was stapled to the first panda. Why did the third panda fall out of the tree? Peer pressure

What do you call a man with no brain? dead.

Lets go Detroit Pistons!

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I'm a schizophrenic, and so am I.

What is the difference between a baby and a tampoline? You take off your shoes before you jump on a trampoline.

Niko isnt a mexican douche

I like to eat.

What is the difference between you and Chuck Norris? You're reading this and he's probably doing something productive.

Why is 6 afraid of 7... Because 7 raped her little sister

They say under Chuck Norris's beard, is just a chin.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding two worms in your apple.

What do you call a man which busts ghosts A ghostbuster. Duh

Womens rights. Are extremely valuable because women are equal.

i like potatoes But only mashed baked are a little bad they arent tasty. I like food good because food bad can really hurt me

Why did Michael Jackson like 24 year olds? Because they are apart of humanity and he had no reason to dislike them.

How do you know that a woman is having an orgasm? They go like OH YAH OH YAH:D

Two peanuts are walking down a dark alley. One was a honey roasted.

Q: what do you call an icy road? A: dangerous

Your momma's so fat, that if the word for fat was "plachow" I'd say "yeah your momma, she's a little bit plachow."

Psychic wanted. You know where to apply.

What's green and wheels? Your mom.

What's white and black and red all over? Slaughtered Cows.

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