Hey, want to hear a joke? Women's Rights

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Q:why are lamas cool? A:because m&m's are poisoned with deadly dosages of viagra.

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What happens if you throw a red ruby into the black sea? It gets wet.

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How do you know that a woman is having an orgasm? They go like OH YAH OH YAH:D

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Why did the groom have cold feet? Because his socks were slightly damp resulting in evaporation and the cooling of his feet, as well as the cold weather in December.

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i hate you.

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A farmer goes out to the coop to feed the chickens. They're all dead.

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How do you confuse a blonde? Tell her an anti joke

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This site is hilarious oh wait...

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Why did the monkey sit on the toilet? To have a bowelmovement

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Two men walk into a bar. The third one ducked.

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What's the difference between a black man and a large pizza? One is a popular Italian food and the other is a human being.

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What do you call a man that likes fishsticks? His name

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Three tomatoes are walking down the street... No wait, they're in my salad.

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Example of a pro gamer: A kid who gets all F's in gradeschool, dosent goto collage, gets fat, dies alone.

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A white man, a black man and a muslim walk into a bar. The bar explodes, but the white man is the only one that dies, thanks to reasonable accommodations.

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Knock Knock COME IN!!!!

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what's funnier than the holocaust? 2 holocausts and 9/11

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Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: Because he was forced, along with thousands of his poultry counterparts, on a march to meet their imminent death at a mass slaughterhouse. Upon being beheaded and processed, the meaty corpse was delivered to a local grocery store and cooked into a wholesome family dinner.

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What happened when the princess kissed the frog? She died, the frog was highly toxic.

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Q: What kills millions of people each year and sneaks up behind you unexpectedly? A: HIV/AIDS

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how do you get 100 dead babies in a bucket? use a blender. how do you get 100 dead babies out of a blender? Doritio's

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women's rights

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Stephen Hawking walks into a bar..... Wait..... How?

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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