Why was Bill Clinton such a good president? He went to ifreeclub.com

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Pickle!

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An elephant walks into a bar. Except not really, it couldn't fit through the door.

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So Mel Gibson walks into a bar, and then everyone left.

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What does does an elephant and a grape have in common? They are both grapes except for the elephant.

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why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know, you tell me.

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What did the twin towers get at the pizza place? 2 planes

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If a midget is mentally retarded and always late for work, is it okay to call him a little tardy?

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How do you stop someone from dying of cancer? Shoot them in the head.

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Brett Farve

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What's the difference between 10 dead babies and a Ferrari ? I don't have 10 dead babies in my garage.

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how does peploe get around they walk

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Why did dan jump off of the empire state building? -Because Carl pushed him off.

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What comes after 69? Mouthwash

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Knock Knock Who's There Ur Mom Ur Mom Who Ur Mom is Dead

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Justin Littleton getting laid.

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What do you call a fish without an eye? fsh.

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why did the boy buy a dirty magizine? he should not have, its been on the floor. who wants to read the rolling stone magizine if it has dirt on it. how dumb of him.

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Why don't women wear watches? In the technologically advanced age that we live in, the watch is rapidly being replaced with other electronic devices that tell time, such as cell phones or iPods.

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Hello, ladies, look at your man, now back to me, now back at your man, now back to me. Sadly, he isn’t me, but if he stopped using ladies scented body wash and switched to Old Spice, he could smell like he’s me. Look down, back up, where are you? You’re on a boat with the man your man could smell like. What’s in your hand, back at me. I have it, it’s an oyster with two tickets to that thing you love. Look again, the tickets are now diamonds. Anything is possible when your man smells like Old Spice and not a lady. I’m on Sarah Jessica Parker.

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Im getting sick of holocaust jokes cant you Nazi Annefrankly they are dumb

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What did your father say before he died? Nothing, he's already dead

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what did the hungry Ukrainian man say to his mother? "? ????? ???????? ?????????? ? ????. ?? ? ??????? ? ??????"

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Your mother gets so hungry, she eats.

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Anti Joke

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