What do you get when you cross a horse and a pony? A mule

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Why did the kids stop playing tag? Because the boy was "it" was kidnapped and never seen again

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a black guy leaves prison

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What's the difference between a baby and a watermelon? One's fun to smash with a sledgehammer. The other one's a watermelon

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What's the difference between 10 dead babies and a Ferrari ? I don't have 10 dead babies in my garage.

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I am funny, yes? No, you are not.

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anus soup

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Lacrosse

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Q: What's black and blue and red all over? A: I'm not sure. If it's red all over, it's not going to be black or blue.

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>>-------------[Knee]---------->>>

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Shit I forgot to put the slash. Thang god for google

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What's harder than nailing seven dead babies to a tree? My erection while doing it.

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What do you call a black man in a police car? Officer.

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What do elephants have that no other animal has? Baby elephants.

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justin littleton. nuff said

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your all shit at jokes

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tim tebow is a great quarterback

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Why don't chickens where pants? Cause they're animals,duh.

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1 + 1 = 11 Just kidding, it's 2 you moron.

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Why did the man throw his alarm clock out the window? Because he has anger management issues.

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jess is a drama queen am i right rishi ?

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What is the difference between a Mac user and a PC user? The operating system that they prefer to use.

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What did the man say when he dropped an apple on his foot? That might have caused some minor discomfort had I not been wearing shoes.

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What will happen when a black person die they die

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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