What do you call a woman who is good at driving? Danica Patrick

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Whats worse then a Republican? 9/11.

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How many black guys does it take to change a lightbulb? None can, since noone can work together because they cant see eachother.

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did you ever see a butter fly?

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The number one killer of daredevil's is the ground.

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What do you call a blue duck that speaks? A dream.

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when does the phrase "time heals all wounds" not apply? to people with fatal wounds.

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Knock knock Nobody's home.

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How do you get an elephant into a fridge? You can't - elephants are too big to fit in fridges. How do you get a giraffe into a fridge? You can't, see above. If there is a raging fire in the jungle, which animal will survive? Most likely the parrots and other birds, as they can fly away.

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What did the child with no arms and no legs get for Christmas Cancer.

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YO momma is so fat she suffers from cardiovascular illnesses.

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Knock, knock. Who's there? Nick. Nick who? Nick Wyatt

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What did a cat said to another cat? Nothing because cats dont talk.

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What did the vegetarian eat for christmas? Food.

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How much does a Mexican Parade cost? A Nickel

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"You know what they say about people with big swords." What do they say? Man that's a big sword.

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What is the difference between the number 20 and 21 1

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KIMBERLEY HONEY

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What happened when the boy didn't forward the chain message to ten people. Nothing.

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Woman : Child,what time is it? Child : I'm not a kid, I Broccoli.

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My mom.

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What do you call a giraffe driving a car? A danger to society.

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What would we do with out women? Die and then become extinct

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How do you stop a clown from laughing? Hit him in the face with an axe. -Tag

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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