Roses are red Violets are blue This line doesn't rhyme Neither does this one.

why does andy thomson speak that slow because he speaks that way

Mmmm, donuts

Two women were sitting in silence.

What's worse than the holocaust? The Russian Revolution

A black man and a mexican are in a car, who's driving? The mexican, the black man broke his arm and the mexican is driving him to the hospital.

this website...

nathan palmer has a big head !

How do you make a napkin dance? You can't. Stop having such unrealistic aspirations.

What did the doctor say to his patient? You have cancer

Why did the black man win the staring contest? He's good at staring

A guy walks into a bar and asks a nice looking girl if he can buy her a drink. She promptly rejects the offer.

What did the jew get for christmas nothing because he doesnt celebrate christmas.

"Oh yeah?!" "Yeah!" "You wanna go?!" "No, sorry. I got plans." (walks away)

Why....... Because.

Q: Whatcha doin?? A:Ur mom. . .

I'm gay. Great me too.

Knock, Knock. Who's there? The Police, your family just died in a car accident/

Why did the monkey sit on the toilet? To have a bowelmovement

Why did the man eat the apple? Because he was hungry.

What do you call a diving-board factory worker threatening to jump off the roof? Names.

What happens when you cross a dog and a cat? Something.

milly, milly, milly, cat

Your life That's the joke

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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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