where's waldo? in a picture book.

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What do you call a one-armed man Whatever his name is

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Three black men walk into a store at 2:00 in the morning, what happens next? They buy some snacks and leave.

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Q:What did a young Arnold Schwarzenegger say when his friends wanted to play a game pretending to be 18th century composers? A: "I'll be Mozart!"

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A man is walking down the street when, on the other side, he see's another man, with what appears to be an orange for a head. Unable to contain his curiosity, he approaches and enquires: "Excuse me, but I couldn't help noticing that you have you have an orange for a head..." "That's right" says the man with an orange for a head. "I met a magical genie one day who granted me three wishes..." "Amazing" says the first man, "Please continue". "Well, for my first wish, I wished I was incredibly rich, and that every day, I woke up in a four-poster bed full of used bank notes, and a statement with twenty zeros". "Did that happen?" askes the first man. "It did indeed", replies the man with an orange for a head. "I'm probably the richest man in the world". "Amazing!" replies the first man. "What did you wish for next?" "For my second wish, I wished to be incredibly attractive to women, and that every day, in my four poster bed full of money, when I awoke, there would be three of the most beautiful, naked women imaginable." "Wow! Did THAT happen?" "Of course! To be honest though, that gets a bit of a bind - walking around is a bit difficult these days, in fact, I'm on my way to pick up some cream." "No way, that's amazing!" says the first man. "What was your third wish?" "Well..." replies the man with an orange for a head, "For my third wish, I wished I had an orange for a head."

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What is funny about 9/11. Nothing, it was a tragic day for the world.

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Knock Knock Who's there? The police. Come in!

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Waking up with a snapping turtle up your butt.

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Why did the pie cross the road? I have no idea, why not ask it?

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How do you start up a good conversation? Wanna have a good conversation?

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How did the poor young women get Aids? She got raped.

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Small breasts.

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Why is 6 afraid of 7? 7 is a serial rapist with a violent temper.

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Your Mamma is so poor that she begs for money.

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Why is a giraffe's neck so long? Because it's head's so far from his body.

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What did Jesus say to Moses? Jesus doesn't exist. Moses replied, "Do you think I'm stupid, you're standing right next to me!"

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thomas hall= fuckin dikc

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safety framed toilets like bbw (big black women)

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justin littleton. nuff said

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i am predestal

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Nice legs, what time do they open the free bar, I'd like to by you a drink.

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hahaha

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Q: why did sally fall off the swing A: she had no arms A:knock knock Q:who is there A:not sally

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my girlfriend keeps calling me a pedophile, thats a big word for a 3 year old

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