- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Im getting sick of holocaust jokes cant you Nazi Annefrankly they are dumb

A man walks into a doctor's office. He is diagnosed with cancer. After three years he dies.

What did the girl with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? Raped

Your mother gets so hungry, she eats.

ME: HEY ZACH DO YOU KNOW WHO LIKES YOU................... ZACH: NO!... WHO.... ME: DO YOU REALLY WANT TO KNOW??? ZACH:....YEAH!!!!!!!!!! ME: OKAYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY NOBODY!!!!!!!!!!!!! HAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHA

whats red and looks like a bucket a red bucket whats blue and looks like a bucket a red bucket in diguise

What did Sally get for Christmas? Nothing, Sally is dead

Why couldn't the cat drink its milk? Because its ears were nailed to the floor.

My friend said that onions are the only food that could make you cry. That was before I hit him with a watermelon.

What do you get when you cross Arsene Wenger with Darth Vader? Arsene Vader

A blond is stranded on a desert island when she finds a magic lamp. Except it's actually a rock and she is hallucinating due to dehydration and starvation.

Why are white people typically not as good at basketball as black people? They don't have the hard work and dedication as those who are better.

Your momma is so fat that she has really high cholesterol but also an undoubtedly warm personality.

whats the oposite from anti-jokes? uncle-jokes. LOL

yo mama's so sexy... wait, thats not how it goes

Why did the Black Man only eat one apple a day? He was trying to stay healthy. On an unrelated note he was under the poverty line, and addicted to an illegal substance. He does not represent African-American society very well.

Why did the boy kill himself? Because he wanted to.

Why does LeBron James keep his phone on vibrate? Because he is often in the company of others and he does not want a ringtone to distract others from the current topic of discussion.

What did little Robbie get for Christmas? AIDS

Why would you throw a hooker in a lake? To go fishing

you are so ugly you continuously get made fun of for it everyday and already have a savings account for plastic surgery in the near future.

God is religiously proven to be real

What is 6 plus 9? 15

What's the difference between a black man and a monkey? Millions of years of evolution

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