why is there a hole in the wall, i hope a prehistoric mole doesnt come out of that hole in the ball CC

What's worse than listening to a teacher talk? This joke.

Women's rights

What's green, fuzzy, and would likely cause fatal harm if it were to fall on someone? A pool table.

Dead babies.

how do you reunite the beatles 2 bullets

Why do people often give Jimmy strange looks? Because Jimmy has Down Syndrome

What do you call a black man who flies planes? A pilot, what do you call him you freaking racist!?!?!?!?!?

Why are white people typically not as good at basketball as black people? They don't have the hard work and dedication as those who are better.

Q:Where does a woman work at if she has a job? A: IHOP!!!

a priest a rabbi and a minister all walk into a bar and the bartender says "is this a joke?"

You know what helps with sholder pain? If you lick my butthole.

Ouch, a papercut .. what could be worse? A hatchet cut.

What's longer then Kim Kardashian's Wedding? 73 days.

What did the little girl get for christmas? her first period

why can't Helen Keller drive? because she's a women

Last night I had consensual sex with my long term girlfriend in the missionary position. It lasted approximately 4 minutes before I ejaculated into the durex extra safe condom.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't, it got hit by a car.

whats funnier than the boy with no arms and legs getting cancer? lebron playing basketball

Costello: Who's on first Joe Girardi: Mark Teixeira

What do you call two men having sex with Oprah? Group sex.

What do you call a brunette between two blonds? Probably their friend. How should I know?

Chuck Norris died.

Roses are red, Violet are blue, SURPRISE!!! Im about to rape you.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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