Knock-Knock "Who's there?" "It's the police. We have a search warrant."

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Come in

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What do you tell a woman with two black eyes? Nothing... she's ugly

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what black and white and read all over? a woman who has just been beaten and raped covered in semen.

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A man suffering from terminal cancer walks into a bar and orders a soda because his doctor advised him not to drink. The bartender and others in the establishment are completely unaware of his disability.

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Ask me if I'm an orange. Are you an orange? No...........

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Your mom is so fat she beat up snorlax from pokémon, than got charged for abbuse because it is illegal to use physical violence on pokémon unless in a battle or in attempt to capture one.

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What happened to the little kid sitting next to a fat kid ? The little kid got DEVOURED

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Roses are red Violets are blue I need some money.

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Q.)What did the man say to the toilet A.) Hi Jon

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What did the black man say to the white man? Hello.

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what makes white men feel embarrassed and and ashamed? when they find out their girllfriend has been sleeping with a black man.

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Q. Why cant Stephen Hawking walk into a bar? A. Because he suffered being paralyzed and is unable to walk. So theoretically speaking it is impossible to walk when paralyzed and in a wheelchair unless the victim is out of his or her wheelchair. Please note that the chances of walking when paralyzed are extremely slim.

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Think of a number between -1 and 1 That's how many friends you have

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Why couldn't dracula's wife get to sleep? She had insomnia.

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what did the nazi say to the jew? hi

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whats brown and falls out poop :) - haha

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Slavery lol

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Why did the chicken cross the road? He wanted to see his mother before she passed away of terminal cancer

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How do you wake up lady gaga? punch her in the dick.

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Q: Why do Jews have big noses? A: Because air is free!

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What is green and has wheels? Grass, i was lying about the wheels

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Q. Why did the koala bear go to court? A. Because too many people were referring to it as a bear when it is infact not a bear.

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What's big, black and long? The line in KFC

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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