Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't

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professor x walks over to wolverine with good news, he falls and dies of a severe concussion

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Knock, knock. Who's there? Interrupting cow. Interrupting cow who? ...

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When is a door not a door? When it was never actually a door in the first place and you just thought, for whatever reason, that i was.

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You know what they say about big feet... big penis.

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Dear John,

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Do you want to hear a knock knock joke? (Yes) Okay, you start. (Knock knock). Who's there? ...

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You know what's funny about table salt? Not much.

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Whats black and white and red all over? An interracial aborted fetus

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All work and no play makes Johnny successful in his field of interest.

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In particle-joke physics, the antijoke is the extension of the concept of the antiparticle to the joke, where the antijoke is composed of antiparticles in the same way that the normal joke is composed of particles. Furthermore, mixing jokes and antijokes can lead to the annihilation of both, in the same way that mixing antiparticles and particles does.The result of antijoke meeting jokes is an explosion.[1]

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What do black men do in the South? Hang around

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Why did the man go to Chinatown? Because he was hungry.

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suck my dick.

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Why is Joe white? Because he's white.

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wat do call a joke thats funny a funny joke

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Why was the man afraid of the cat? Because he is allergic to cats and might die if he gets too close to it.

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A black guy walks in to a bar.

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What was the latino gardener doing? Working hard to keep his job in these tough economic times.

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Haha pizza

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A few black men walk into a bank... They all open seperate savings accounts and add a portion of that week's pay to put forward money to pay for their children's college education.

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what do you call the one eyed man in the land of the blind? You call him an outcast

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A priest and a rabbi walk into a bar, and have a stimulating discussion about economics

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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