- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Knock Knock! Who's there? No-one No-one who? .......

Why did the monkey scream? He was hungry

Q. How many ADD kids does it take to screw in a lightbulb? A. Lets go ride bikes

What happened to the man that never got picked up? He died of a brain aneurysm, the ambulance never came.

what do you call an asian flying a plane? a pilot

Knock Knock! Who's there? Osama Bin Laden. Oh wait...

God is religiously proven to be real

Knock knock. Use the doorbell, dumbass.

A boat sinks in the ocean, what does the sailor do? Nothing, he wasn't on the boat.

Hey, does this rag smell like chloroform to you?

How many Alzheimer's patients does it take to change a light bulb? Well that would be crude and insensitive to ask a person with dementia to do a task so easily performed by a person who is not non compos mentis.

Why did the Mexican drive the car off cliff? Because he wanted to.

A girl walks into a bar she is then drugged, raped and left in a back alley. To this day she still has psychological issues that are directly related to this event

why did the bird fall out of the sky? it had been shot by a bird hunter, as it was bird season.

What's the difference between a woman and a cat? Numerous things

What's the difference between a Mercedes and a pile of dead babies? I don't have a Mercedes in my garage.

Person 1: Do you like impressions? Person 2: Yes! P1: Why? ... P1: That was Socrates.

Fish for a man, he has food for tonight. Teach a man how to fish and he will have one more skill under his belt.

What did the boy with no arms and legs get for christmas? A bike.

What did the boy and girl do at the wedding? 69:)

Whats worse than living with cancer? Dieing of cancer.

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 has psychotic tendencies.

Roses are red Vilots are blue God made people pretty What the happend to you

A horse walks in a bar and the bartender asks, "Why the long face?" The horse didn't reply because he was a hoarse horse.

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