I'm not racist... Racism is a crime, and crime is for black people.

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What do you call a group of asians? China.

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What did the man who was punched in the throat say to his friend?

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A girl walks into a bar she is then drugged, raped and left in a back alley. To this day she still has psychological issues that are directly related to this event

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What did little Robbie get for Christmas? AIDS

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The chicken crossed the road.

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roses are red violets are blue i have aids and now so do you.

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What did the calculator screen say? Cos0=1

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Why didn't Dave buy his wife a watch for her birthday? Because she already had one.

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Your mom is so fat she beat up snorlax from pokémon, than got charged for abbuse because it is illegal to use physical violence on pokémon unless in a battle or in attempt to capture one.

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What did the boy and girl do at the wedding? 69:)

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gesss what happen u promis not to tell anyone ok this is what happen !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! NOTHING

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What happened to the little kid sitting next to a fat kid ? The little kid got DEVOURED

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why did the football coach go to the bank? to make a deposit into his account

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What has nine arms and sucks? An appendage-rich octopus with an inhaling habit.

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 has psychotic tendencies.

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A horse walks in a bar and the bartender asks, "Why the long face?" The horse didn't reply because he was a hoarse horse.

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what black and white and read all over? a woman who has just been beaten and raped covered in semen.

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What is x (4 - 10) + 6879 (333) x 678912345 - 9.87537 when x equals pi? Answer: YOUR FACE!!!

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Excuses are like butt holes...they are round

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Why did Jim laugh so hard? Triangle!

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What do you call 2 black men sitting on a porch? Craig and Smokey

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why was the panda sent to prison? he played a major roll in the bombing of 9-11

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What did Sally get on her 18th birthday? Herpes

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Anti Joke

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