- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Im getting sick of holocaust jokes cant you Nazi Annefrankly they are dumb

Why did the Jew pick up the loose change on the ground?Because he has to use it for taxi money to get back home.

What is the black mans favorite color? -Time for you to get a watch

Why did the black man sit at the back of the bus? Because all of the seats were taken by other people of different races. Luckily for the man, there was one empty seat at the back which he was able to sit on to make himself comfortable.

What does a ghost get when he watches pornography? A boner

How many Jews does it take to screw in a light bulb in WW2. None, the Nazis toke away the power and left them to die a Horrible and painful death.

What's brown, dusty, and full of male? My asshole.

What does a girl with no arms on a swing? Falls.

Q: Why did the cat roll down the hill? A: It had no legs

Why did the chicken cross the road? Well, he didn't my car got to him first.

A Starfish walks into a bar. He sits down next to a man with a concussion. Q: What did the man say? A: Nothing because he was in a concussion and was no longer able to say words.

Wat do u call a 2 root tall scottidh man named max? Max

My friend said that onions are the only food that could make you cry. That was before I hit him with a watermelon.

9/11/01 walks into a bar

Q: What did Helen Keller say to the bartender? A: "I would like a bud lite please" it was a different Helen Kellar

Q: What did 0 say to 8. A: Nothing...However multiplied they equal 0

A Man walks into a bar and orders a scotch. His alcoholism is tearing his family apart

I walked into a dark ally at night and ran into 2 black men They severely beat me then while unconscious brutally raped me. I then spent 5 weeks in the hospital in a deep coma.

What do a large mouth bass and my wife have in common? They are both in the Animal kingdom, both are vertebrates and they share many other traits such as eyes, a notochord, and epaxial/hypaxial musculature.

Why are mexicans such hard workers? I don't know.

Why did the Black Man only eat one apple a day? He was trying to stay healthy. On an unrelated note he was under the poverty line, and addicted to an illegal substance. He does not represent African-American society very well.

Knock Knock! Who's there? No-one No-one who? .......

Why did the cow lay down? Because he was tired

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