Once upon a time, there was boy. I saw this boy. So I sat on him.

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your all shit at jokes

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it was a mammal.

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Exactly what?

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I have a left shoe. I have a right shoe. I have two feet

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A person with OCD walked into a abr.

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What do I smell like to you?? Crap.

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I had a dream I watched Inception.

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whats pink and fluffy? candy floss.

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Brittney Spears

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Why are Chinese people only allowed one child? Because their government states so.

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Why did the man jump off the bridge? He was clinically depressed and wanted to commite suicide

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What do you call a black pilot? A pilot you racist.

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Knock knock. Use the doorbell, dumbass.

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Why would you throw a hooker in a lake? To go fishing

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Why does LeBron James keep his phone on vibrate? Because he is often in the company of others and he does not want a ringtone to distract others from the current topic of discussion.

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What's brown and sticky? A stick

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What happens if you're in the middle of counting towels? You finish counting your towels.

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Two peanuts were walking down the street and one was asalted

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Why was the man running from the cops? His car broke down.

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Q: what do you call a guy with a stolen cat in his pocket A: The police because stealing animals is illegal

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why did the kid go in his room and lock the door. to masturbate

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What did the boy with no arms and legs get for christmas? A bike.

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Knock, knock. Who's there? Nick. Nick who? Nick Wyatt

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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