What do you call a black man who flies planes? A pilot, what do you call him you freaking racist!?!?!?!?!?

Roses are grey, Violets are grey, I think I may be colorblind.

Your mother smells so bad that people make comments about it behind her back, and one person mailed her some soap.

What do you call a black kid on a bike ? Dirt bike

What happened when a black man's phone went off? He answered it.

what did the hungry Ukrainian man say to his mother? "? ????? ???????? ?????????? ? ????. ?? ? ??????? ? ??????"

Q: Why did the cat roll down the hill? A: It had no legs

Nickelback

What do you call 400 black men rolling down a hill? 400 black men rolling down a hill.

Brittney Spears

Your mom is so fat she should be concerned about her increased risk of heart failure.

What's worse than a dead baby? A dead puppy.

You better run like your ass is under fire, because it will be if you don't.

what do you call a cucumber that is wearing a dress.... an asian lady

Knock knock. Use the doorbell, dumbass.

Rose's Are Red Violet's are Blue You Should Be In A Zoo Dont Worry Ill Be There Too But I Wont Be In A Cage With You Ill Be Laughing At You.

What is purple and flies? A purple plane.

Q: What do you call a black man sitting on a bench? A: Whatever his name is.

Why was the man running from the cops? His car broke down.

What's 6 + 9? 15.

Why is six afraid of seven? Because seven beats his wife.

Please don't rape me.

why did the bird fall out of the sky? it had been shot by a bird hunter, as it was bird season.

How many Alzheimer's patients does it take to change a light bulb? Well that would be crude and insensitive to ask a person with dementia to do a task so easily performed by a person who is not non compos mentis.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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