Well, this is fun.

Adam knocks on the door. Eve: who is it? Adam: Don't be silly, just open the f*cking door.

Costello: Who's on first Joe Girardi: Mark Teixeira

Miscarriages.

The jets are a good team..

What's the difference between medicine and astronomy ? They're different fields of studies.

Have you ever seen Helen Keller's house? No. Well it's really nice.

gays

N e one else find the girl in the cellar from the new evil dead creepy ? Like shes some real demon being used by the movie industry to scare people? (serious qestion)

What do you call a pickle that is sad? A pickle!????

how do you know if a chinese man has been in you house? your homework is done

whats the diffference between pizza and a jew? burning a pizza makes me sad, burning a jew is worthy of a party!

Fish for a man, he has food for tonight. Teach a man how to fish and he will have one more skill under his belt.

What's the difference between a jew and a pizza? The jew is a human being while the pizza is a combination of things such as sauce, bread, cheese and many other toppings made available to the buyer

Justin Bieber had sex with a woman.

Why do birds suddenly appear? If you were more observant, you would notice they usually approach gradually.

what was the dying mans last words? im dying

What smells worse than an old women's fart? the rotting carcus of a dead baby

Knock, knock. Who's there? The police. I'm afraid there's been an accident. Your spouse is in hospital.

Potatoes have skin, i have skin, so there i must be a pig

Why couldn't the girl charge her phone? The charger wasn't plugged in.

if it's friday, it must be China

Roses are red violets are next thing you know my D*** is in you

This is not a joke.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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