Why did the cat cross the road? He thought he would make it to the other side, but instead was hit by a mini van and soon after died in the bushes from internal bleeding.

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This guy was driving in a car with a blonde. He told her to stick her head out the window and see if the blinker worked. She stuck her head out and said, yes.

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What do you get when you multiply a trillion times a billion times a quintillion? A huge ass number.

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I had sex with the Earth, and out came global warming...Imagine what will happen if i had sex with Obama?

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why do black people like basketball? because it envolves running shooting and stealing

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why did the 14 year old girl cross the road? to get an abortion of the child she became impregnated with after getting raped.

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why did the chicken cross the road.

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womans rights

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How do you know when a Mexican has died? Well based on the large mass of people inside and outside the funeral home who mostly seem to be of a mexican background and cultue, it would be safe to say that those are his/her friends and family who care deeply about them and therefore you could conclude that a Mexican person probably passed away. It's actually quite sad and going to be a rough few days for those closely connected to the person who died.

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What's funnier than a pile of dead babies? One crawling out of the bottom licking its lips.

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a horse walks into a barn

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What do you call a black guy that flies a plane? A pilot.

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Why did the man jump off the bridge? He was clinically depressed and wanted to commite suicide

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What is the difference between a man and a woman? Genitals

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Punchline.

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The procrastinators association meeting has been postponed. - Anonymous

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So there's this cup that I own... I use it to aid in the drinking of my hot or cold beverages.

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did you hear about the sidewalk? its all over town.

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How did the blond's brain cells die? She had a very acute case of Parkinson's disease.

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Q: how do you spell apple without any letters? A: you can't.

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How do you know if you've been drinking too much? You find yourself in a closet screaming, "I'm in Narnia!!!"

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gays

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What does chuck norris do at 4 o clock in the morning ? Sleep

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Miscarriages.

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