What's worse than forgetting a punchline?

A man walks into a store, and says to the cashier: "I'd like to buy 6 fridges". The cashier says: "Why do you need that many fridges?" The man says: "I'm an antelope!"

A man from florida and a woman from florida go to a restaurant, which isnt very popular.

Haikus are easy They are simpler than you think Just don't run out of...

A purple kangaroo hops into a bar. There is no such thing as a purple kangaroo. The end.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Thousands upon thousands upon thousands of dying infants.

A man walks into a bar, orders a few drinks and becomes drunk. the bartender calls a taxi and the man is driven home.

what did the catholic priest say to the little boy? -probably something about god or jesus because they are in church

Go away.

What's the difference between roast soup and pea beef? Nothing because neither of them are physically possible; you can't roast soup and you can't pee beef

Have you seen Stevie Wonder's new house?  No Neither has he

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it damn well felt like it.

Knock Knock? WHAT?!?!?

Freedom of Speech

What what In the butt

Why doesn't Mexico have an Olympic team? They do, they just choose not to compete certain years.

Knock Knock Who's there? The police. Come in!

Why is six afraid of seven? Because seven beats his wife.

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What is the difference between a bench and a black man? It is socially acceptable to sit on a bench to eat your lunch. If you did so to a black man you would probably be arrested.

What will happen when a black person die they die

Why did the kid fail the test? Because he was retarded.

knock,knock who's there? the postman didn't answer as he is deaf

How many gays does it take to turn a lightbulb? 1

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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