- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How can you tell Egyptian Bees are tired? When they put down their suitcases and yell "IM Tired!"

Knock Knock Who's There? Bad-mannered Bad-mannered who? F*ck Off

What do you call a black guy flying an airplane? A pilot.

What do you call a black man in a police car? Officer.

What blue and red? poop in a saggy bag

Q: Why did the girl fall of her swing? A: She was hit by a rogue fridge. Q: Why didn't she get back up? A: She was quite badly injured.

Today I had sex with a married man, but thats OK he's my husband

How much wood would a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood? Hypothetical questions are a waste of time and you are not achieving your full potential by reading this during work.

jess yawns with no hands in front of her mouth. true story.

a man walks into a bar.......ouch

What did the mole say? Nothing

Roses are grey, Violets are grey, I think I may be colorblind.

If I have $5 and Chuck Norris has $5, we both have the same monetary value.

-Whats worse than a joke with no punch line? -What?...

A horse walks into a bar. He ordered some fries.

Why do people often give Jimmy strange looks? Because Jimmy has Down Syndrome

Why shouldn't women wear watches? Because there's a clock on their cell phones.

What did the man say when he dropped an apple on his foot? That might have caused some minor discomfort had I not been wearing shoes.

you wanna hear a joke? no

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Why don't chickens where pants? Cause they're animals,duh.

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A very busty blond and a priest walk into a bar. The bartender asks with a smile, "What'll be today, pastor?" "Wine. please."

What do you call a man with no arms or legs wearing lead weights in a pool? Screwed.

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