I'm ginger no more needs to be said...

How do you make a small fortune? Be financially smart, work hard, save money, all while you make sure you don't let your earnings become a "large" fortune.

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What's huge, gray, and has a trunk and wings. An elephant with wings glued to it.

What do you call a man who just died 5 minutes ago? Dead.

Duncan Traywick is hilarious.

Two people walk into a bar, the third one ducked.

Why is 6 afraid of 7? 7 is a serial rapist with a violent temper.

A jew and a black man walk into a bar the black man orders a screwdriver. The jrw asks him why did you order a screw driver.? The black man answer black:I enjoy screw drivers.

What's worse than listening to a teacher talk? This joke.

Why did the hooker go to the bathroom? Because she just exchanged sex for money and was cleaning herself up for her next trick.

whats the difference between santa claus and jewish people santa claus goes down the chimney and jewish people go up

What do you get when you cross a horse and a pony? A mule

Why did the sprinter lose the race He had no legs

Two guys walk into a bar. The third one ducks.

What did the boy say after he hit his head? I just hit my head.

A black man, a Mexican, and a Jew walk into a bar. The white bartender kills them all because he was a huge racist.

jess yawns with no hands in front of her mouth. true story.

Q: What's worse then stubbing your toe? A: Coming home from school and your house is burnt down and your whole family is dead.

what did the man with no legs get for Christmas? A piano

Justin Littleton getting laid.

What does a girl with no arms on a swing? Falls.

Your Mamma is so poor that she begs for money.

If life gives you melons ... You might be dyslexic

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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