What did your father say before he died? Nothing, he's already dead

Why did our black president put a porch swing on the white house? He likes to swing.

why is there a hole in the wall, i hope a prehistoric mole doesnt come out of that hole in the ball CC

What's the opposite of fly? To not fly

Scott

Oliver's friends

Knock, Knock. Who's there? Disc . Disc Who. Disconnected.

No entiendo PORQUE cada día amanezco

How did the fireman get the cat out of the tree? He shot it.

whats the difference between santa claus and jewish people santa claus goes down the chimney and jewish people go up

A businessman walks out of a store with his new haircut he was bald.

This is not Will Smith.

A blind woman walks into a bar... she stands there confused because she is blind and can't tell what going on.

I love boobs

“Anything that moves ey?” – William Deane

Women's Golf

Q: Why was the man hit by the train? A: He was tied to the rail road tracks...

Knock Knock Who's There Ur Mom Ur Mom Who Ur Mom is Dead

What did the mole say? Nothing

Why did the man throw the clock out the window? Because he overslept and missed a job interview and a chance to support his family.

Q: Whats better than ten babies in ten trash cans? A: One baby in ten trash cans

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it was a mammal.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Well, he didn't my car got to him first.

What's green, fuzzy, and if it falls out of a tree and lands on you, you'd die? A pool table.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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