Guess what? Chicken butt

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A blond is stranded on a desert island when she finds a magic lamp. Except it's actually a rock and she is hallucinating due to dehydration and starvation.

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hi ....................... oh i thought this was a chat room !!!!!!!

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What did the American call the Arab? Nothing the American could not talk because he suffered from throat cancer because of the effects of 9/11 and thus causing his hatred towards Arabs and led to the Arabs death. Green

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Q: How many dead people does it take to change a light bulb? A: Trick question...i have sex with them in the dark

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What's harder than nailing seven dead babies to a tree? My erection while doing it.

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Your Momma's so fat when the whales see her they don't say anything as they are unable to speak the human language.

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KNOCK! KNOCK! who knocks like that? seriously all my friends r Dbags n break the door down...wow ur polite....um ok WHO'S THERE? THE REAPER oh sh** dude! NO ONES HOME! "in other news this evening, two local men found dead on theyre living room floors. Police say the front door was smashed in...an obvious sign of forced entry. The two men were apparently reading a webpage called anti-joke before suddenly having an unexplained heart attack and dieing....heh heh hey nancy...why did the chicken cross the road? because he thuroughly enjoyed darting out into traffic." "HAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA.......GASP! GA FA! GAA *gargle*" "wow...in other OTHER news i just killed nancy...."*runs* JOKES KILL >:}

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Your mother smells so bad that people make comments about it behind her back, and one person mailed her some soap.

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Your mom is so stupid that... She often makes mistakes.

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A fat man buys a salad

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that awkward moment when you get in the van and there are no sweets...

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it was a mammal.

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What did the cheese say to his friend, who was also a cheese, before the cheese took a picture? ''Cheese''.

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the WNBA

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Why doesn't Santa come in the summer? Because it's not Christmas.

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How do you get a beautiful woman to go to bed with you? "How?" It's not a joke, it's a legitimate question!

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Punchline.

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What's worse then having Casey Anthony babysit your child? A girl asking, "Is it in?"

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What's the difference between a dead baby and a watermelon? I don't cum on my watermelon before I eat it.

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Whats the differance between peanut butter and jam? You can't peanut butter your dick into a chicks ass.

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Why couldn't santa eat cookies and milk at little Jimmy's house? He has diabetes and is unable to stray from a strict diet prescribed by his local doctor.

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A rebellious teenage boy throws a dozen eggs on the street, now he has no eggs.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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