Your momma is so fat that she has really high cholesterol but also an undoubtedly warm personality.

Q. What's brown and people don't care when they step on it? A. Dirt

A jew and a black man walk into a bar the black man orders a screwdriver. The jrw asks him why did you order a screw driver.? The black man answer black:I enjoy screw drivers.

What did Joel say to the mouse. We're both dead mouses.

Justin Littleton getting laid.

why is there a hole in the wall, i hope a prehistoric mole doesnt come out of that hole in the ball CC

i am predestal

jess yawns with no hands in front of her mouth. true story.

What did the boy say after he hit his head? I just hit my head.

What will happen when a black person die they die

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Pandas Everywhere!!!

Whats the difference between a horse and a pile of wheat? Its a pile of wheat.

a fat black man walks into an aquarium he enjoyed his day viewing many sea animals while buying a souvenier on his way out.

This guy was driving in a car with a blonde. He told her to stick her head out the window and see if the blinker worked. She stuck her head out and said, yes.

ME: HEY ZACH DO YOU KNOW WHO LIKES YOU................... ZACH: NO!... WHO.... ME: DO YOU REALLY WANT TO KNOW??? ZACH:....YEAH!!!!!!!!!! ME: OKAYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY NOBODY!!!!!!!!!!!!! HAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHA

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What is brown and sticky? A stick.

Why did the old man step on the caterpillar? For fun.

What's pink and fluffy? PINK FLUFF! What's blue and fluffy? BLUE FLUFF HOLDING ITS BREATH!

Josh kissing a girl

Knock Knock! Who's there? No-one No-one who? .......

Q: What faster than a black man with a t.v A: A jew with a coupon

What's the best part about seventeen-year-olds? There's seven of them.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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