How many potatoes does it take to kill an Irishman? None

milly, milly, milly, cat

amy copied adams haircut :0

Why can't Helen Keller drive? Shes dead.

A Mexican and a black person both jump off a bridge, who hits the water first? Neither, as all matter falls at the same rate, regardless of weight, size, or ethnicity.

Women's rights

Psychic wanted. You know where to apply.

What is big and white, not the moon CC

why'd the chicken committed suicide?? to get to the other-side

Why did the plane full of Arabs crash? One of The engines failed

How did the jew reply to the racist comment? Judaism is not a race, it's a religion.

What is the black mans favorite color? -Time for you to get a watch

What did the man with paranoid schizophrenia say? I suffer from paranoid schizophrenia.

What did the man say to his wife before they went to bed? Goodnight.

What's the difference between a Jew and a pizza? Pizzas don't scream when you put them in the oven.

A dyslexic man walks into a bar He sits down and has some trouble reading the menu but orders a beer

Why was the Amish man dead? Because he fell off of his fridge, while trying to screw in a light bulb.

He do you get an emo kid to stop cutting himself? Take away his knife.

An asian kid in a classroom starts to squint to try to see the board that is far away. A white man looks at the kid and asks, "Hey asian, is it hard for you to see that board?" The Asian replies, "Yes, yes it is."

knock knock. who's there greench greench who greenchicken feathers

what do you call a fish with no gills? I dont know what youd call that creature...but its no fish.

Q:Where does a woman work at if she has a job? A: IHOP!!!

An Irishman stays home

Why did the guy read anti jokes? because there funny

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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