Knock knock Nobody's home.

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Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread.

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beiber i straight

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Wife: Do you know what the most untruthful lie I've told you? Husband: What? Wife: That I love you. By the way I'm leaving you for your father. The twins are gay and in love with each other and your daughter is a hooker with AIDS. Your mother killed herself upon hearing all this news. She suffered a lot. Oh, the dog died by rat poisoning that your dad put in the backyard. Bye.

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whats funnier than the boy with no arms and legs getting cancer? lebron playing basketball

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Why did the jew put a parking meter on his roof.? ....So santa would have to pay to park.

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Baseball

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What did the girl with no arms or legs get for Christmas? A bicycle.

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What do you call a black person who flys a plane? Well, first ask for their name, then address them as such.

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Why don't women wear watches?...Because the economy is at an all-time low and it would be reasonable to presume that a person couldn't afford an item like this, thus, trying to budget in a watch that could cost anywhere from 50-100$ would be a risky financial move depending on their yearly salary.

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What is green but looks like a silver car? A silver car....I lied about the green part.

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Costello: Who's on first Joe Girardi: Mark Teixeira

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Miscarriages.

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What do you get when you cross an owl with a bunge cord? My ass!

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#FEARtheFLAMINGOS

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Why did the baby cross the road. It was stapled to the chicken.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't

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CHEEEEEESSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

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What do you do when a girl you gave roofies to wakes up? Take your tongue out of her ass and run!

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What happens if you're in the middle of counting towels? You finish counting your towels.

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what did one bum way to the other? we're shit out of luck

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Jack Oliver has a Bowl.

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Three men walked into a metal pole

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