why was little tommy thirsty? because he had juvenile diobetese

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Whats the difference between your mother and a mallard with a cold? There are far to many differences between humans and birds to consider for this question. A small list might include wings, feathers, and mating habits to name a few.

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Q. What do Jack the Ripper and Winnie the Pooh have in common? A. Same middle name.

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why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know, you tell me.

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Three men are walking down the street to buy groceries. They then take a left and continue walking towards the store.

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Knock Knock Who's There? Bad-mannered Bad-mannered who? F*ck Off

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What is pink and fluffy? Pink Fluff.

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What did the pickle say to the banana? Nothing both of thiese particular things are sentiment and incapable of producing words and or thoughts. Along with a diverse enough personality to be creative enough to even think about asking a question. If you thought otherwise,GO SEE A DOCTER. Having sentiment objects talk to you is not normal.

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What do you call a used garden tool? A dirty hoe (not ho)

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Once upon a time, there was boy. I saw this boy. So I sat on him.

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A man walks into a bar, he drinks, then leaves the bar.

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An Englishman, Scotsman and an Irishman walk into a pub where they are presented with a situation, the Englishman and Scotsman react appropriately but the Irishman does something foolish.

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I don't hate you because you're fat. You're fat because I hate you

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your moms so fat she has kankles

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What do you call a mexican sleeping in a car tired.

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How do you tell if your sister is on her period? Cause your dads dick tastes funny...

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Why could the woman cook for her family? She didn't have one she was anti-social

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Where did Susie go during the bombing? Everywhere

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I had sex with the Earth, and out came global warming...Imagine what will happen if i had sex with Obama?

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A dying homeless man walks into a Hospital. He is asked to leave because he doesn't have health insurance. He dies in a gutter next to where he shits.

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How do you get a nun pregnant? You have sex with her.

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What did the handicapped boy say to his mother? Nothing, his severe mental retardation impaired his ability to learn the English language.

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If life hands you lemons Take them

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Your mother gets so hungry, she eats.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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