- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's worse than finding a real joke on anti-joke? Finding a repeated joke about no armed susy falling off a swing.

Knock knock! Who's there? It's me, Allison. Oh, come in!

Your mother is so obese that the extra weight is putting strain on her knees she now needs knee surgery.

what did the black man do for his family? nothing

How did the blond's brain cells die? She had a very acute case of Parkinson's disease.

What do you call a woman who is good at driving? Danica Patrick

What do you get when you multiply a trillion times a billion times a quintillion? A huge ass number.

When life gives you lemons. You make beef stew. #andymilinokis

What's worse than a dead baby? A dead puppy.

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sixty....eight.

What do you call a person with no legs, no arms, no eyes, and no heart? Well he'd be dead wouldn't he?

What is the difference between the number 20 and 21 1

What's worse than the Holocaust? Finding a worm in your apple.

What do you call a black pilot? A pilot you racist.

A black succeeds

Your mom is such a slut that she has herpes.

Costello: Who's on first Joe Girardi: Mark Teixeira

What is green but looks like a silver car? A silver car....I lied about the green part.

How many Alzheimer's patients does it take to change a light bulb? Well that would be crude and insensitive to ask a person with dementia to do a task so easily performed by a person who is not non compos mentis.

why did the bird fall out of the sky? it had been shot by a bird hunter, as it was bird season.

Dead baby jokes aren't funny, dead babies are though.

A duck walks into a bar. Animal control is promptly called and the duck is released at a nearby park.

What does Paris Hilton eat on Tuesdays? Nothing.

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