wanna hear a really funny joke? sure women's rights.

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Q.)What did the man say to the toilet A.) Hi Jon

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A man runs into a bar and warns everyone about the hurricane.

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What did the little boy with cancer do? He died.

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whats brown and falls out poop :) - haha

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if justin beiber was dating a girl what would you call him? a lesbian

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YO mama so stupid, when she got hit by a bus she said WHO THREW THAF ROCK AT ME.

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What's the problem with blonde people? They don't have black hair.

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Knock, knock Who's there? Die bitch

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How do you wake up Lady Gaga? Poke her face.

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What's big, grey and can't swim? A castle

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What's the difference between a women's running team and a band of pygmies? Quite a lot.

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What's wrong with him? He lit the flashlight at both ends.

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^that joke's not funny

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throbbing slobber

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How do you estimate the number of jippos in an area? Take the dole's numbers from that area and measure how far away they are from the nearest council landfill site.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because the chicken was trying to escape from the sad and depressing environment that surrounded him on the side he thus came from. Alas, he did not know that he would be soon hit by a drunk truck driver, who would also die, in a bright explosion of morbid flames and screams.

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Waseem likes to talk with his mouth full.

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how did the bling man cross the street? He didn't half way there he tripped and got ran over by a car.

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Why did the chicken cross the road Banana

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Lets go Detroit Pistons!

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A Muslim terrorist walks onto a bus, with the mindset to blow him and the other 27 people up*. Before he steps onto the bus, he realizes the error in his ways and decides to not follow through. He goes to the airport instead.

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How do you check that you are not dreaming, but in actual fact, you are wide awake? Try to bite off our finger (this is actually possible, but the brain does not allow you to do it).

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The WNBA

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