Q. Why did billy die? A. Becuase everyone dies in life

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Q. Why did uncle Al die of smoking? A. His socks were to big -Noah Weisskopf

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Do you want to hear a knock knock joke? (Yes) Okay, you start. (Knock knock). Who's there? ...

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So this guy and his monkey walk into a bar, I forget the rest of the joke but your mothers a whore.

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What is the difference between a Jew and pizza? a pizza doesn't yell when it goes into an oven

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Whats the funniest part about 911? Over 1,000 People Died

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You know what the best part about sleeping pills is? No, what is it? Zzzzzzzzzzz

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Knock, knock Who's there? Die bitch

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In particle-joke physics, the antijoke is the extension of the concept of the antiparticle to the joke, where the antijoke is composed of antiparticles in the same way that the normal joke is composed of particles. Furthermore, mixing jokes and antijokes can lead to the annihilation of both, in the same way that mixing antiparticles and particles does.The result of antijoke meeting jokes is an explosion.[1]

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Whats worse than a bee sting? Two bee stings. Whats worse than two bee stings? The holocaust. Whats worse than the holocaust? Three bee stings

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What did batman say to robin before they got in the car Get in the car

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All dead all doom or all dead? How can you choose the question doesn't make sense. dead all dooom ohhhaklsdjfla;ksdjfal;skfjasd

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What happened to the chicken who crossed the road ? Quite obviously he got to the other side to be greeted by a 50 foot half man half chicken who had one leg.

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whats red and smells like blue paint? half a painter.

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Why did the little boy drop his ice cream? he was epileptic

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What side of the cheetah has the most spots? -The outside.

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Q. How do you make an atheist appreciate life? A. Break his legs.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, I'm a schizophrenic, and so am I.

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Whats worse then finding a worm in your apple? getting fisted by hulk

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Why don't you have a seat, over there?

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Where did Officer Blackman find the missing child? A shallow grave.

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How many kids with ADD does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Wanna go for a bike ride??

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Why is the sky red in London? Fire.

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Pencils are yellow, Grass is green OK

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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