Why do redheads have red hair Because they were born like that.

An elephant walks into a bar. Except not really, it couldn't fit through the door.

What do you do to a duck with no bill? Please, leave the duck alone, it's bad enough for him having no bill.

Why did Hitler cross the road? Because he had already looked both ways. Only after practicing proper safety procedure did he venture across the busy thoroughfare to retrieve his asthma medication from his car.

What do you call a diving-board factory worker threatening to jump off the roof? Names.

What do you call a racist guy surrounded by a gang of black pepole? Dead.

Knock knock. Who's there? President. President who? The President of the United States.

A Mexican and a black person both jump off a bridge, who hits the water first? Neither, as all matter falls at the same rate, regardless of weight, size, or ethnicity.

What's green and eats rocks? A green rock-eater.

What did the man say to Hitler? You're a douche

Why does Michael Jackson like K-mart? He does not; he is dead.

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Jingle bells, batman smells, robin laid an egg.

amy copied adams haircut :0

what is the difference between a gay guy and Sarah Dwyer nothing the both like there sex but Sarah is a Guy.

Q: What do you call a ghost with a broken leg? A: Hoblin Goblin.

Why did the old man fart?? Because he had gas

A man hanged himself, leaving a note. Nobody found him, nor the note. Nobody cared for him.

Whats worse than The Holocaust? Finding a worm in your apple.

Knock Knock. Who's There? Let Me In. Let Me In Who? Let Me In or I Will Kill You Tomorrow!

What smells like curry and bombs? A dead Indian

why did helen keller fall down the stairs A; i pushed her

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How do you know when a guy wants to have sex with you? When he rapes you

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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