Three black guys walk into a gym and play a rigorous game of basketball for an hour

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A straight man walks into a gay bar and is amazed by the amount of fun he has and how cool people can be when you don't judge someone based on sexual preference or your own religious beliefs.

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When life gives you lemons. You make beef stew. #andymilinokis

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whats worse than dropping your ice cream down the stairs? dropping your baby down the stairs

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You know that you are going to fail horribly when... your purpose generally defeats the mission.

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Once upon a time, there was a potato named Ollie. Ollie was confused, because potatoes shouldn't have brains. One day, Ollie fell madly in love with a refridgerator named Bob. Chick-Fil-A killed both of them for being homosexuals. Chick-Fil-A then ate some Oreoes. The end.

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Why did Helen Keller's dog run away? It didn't; by the time Keller owned her first dog, she was an adult with exceptional communicative abilities for one with her condition. She frequently wrote about her beloved dogs and is even credited with introducing the Akita breed to the United States. If her dog had run away, it would be unlikely that she would have been allowed further dogs.

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What do you call a deer with no eyes? Blind.

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What do you get when you cross an owl with a bunge cord? My ass!

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A joke

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HAPPY NOVEMBER 2

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What's worse than a baby dying of AIDS? It depends upon one's frame of reference. A family living in the US might consider the death of a baby by AIDS a horrible act by the gods. But to a similar family in sub-Saharan Africa, this might be a regular, albeit tragic occurrence.

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A man and his son are in a store, the man says to his son, "That candy bar has your name on it." The son replies, "I wish that you didn't name me Butterfingers." The dad answers, "I wish that you were never born."

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Why arnt black people alowed in bars? Because monkeys don't drink beer! DER DA DER.

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What word starts with 'f' and ends in 'uck'? Firetruck

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Why is evan a lil poop? cause he pooped my poop all the pooping ;)

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What break when you talk?

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So a man walks into a wedding and asks the waiter where the to wait for the punch... the waiter says, "there is no punchline."

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What happened to Alice? She fell down a big hole and broke her neck.

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The mets are 3-0 this season

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The chicken crossed the road.

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Why was the monkey on the floor? Because it was dead.

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Knock knock! Yes?

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I wish I Charlie Sheen's Dealer.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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