Why did the 40 year old man quickly close his web page when his wife called his name? Because he had to leave.

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You know what's worse than finding a worm inside an apple? finding crack, too late to spit it out.

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nock nock " whos there" , "open the door and you will see

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How do you make a mail man cry? Run him over with a forklift.

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What do you call a mexican sleeping in a car tired.

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how do you know that harry potter isnt real a ginger has two freinds

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What lives underground? Grandpa

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Shit I forgot to put the slash. Thang god for google

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On the last day of Christmas, my true love gave to me... A letter saying she had gone bankrupt, as she had spent all her money buying me 12 pear trees, 35 golden rings, hiring maids and pipers and etc. for over 100 hours, and an innumerable amount of animals.

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Q: Whats worse than having a dead car battery? A: Going to prison and getting raped by a black guy

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Why do black people ride Septa? Because septa is an affordable and convenient means of transportation.

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Q: What's worse then stubbing your toe? A: Coming home from school and your house is burnt down and your whole family is dead.

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Q: Why did the horse put on cologne? A: He wanted to smell nice.

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whats straight as a fudge packer kyle grund

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Why are white people typically not as good at basketball as black people? They don't have the hard work and dedication as those who are better.

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Your mom is so fat, she has diabetes.

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sixty....eight.

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tim tebow is a great quarterback

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Why was Six afraid of Seven? During the crossover episode of Blossom and Star Trek: Voyager. Six traveled ahead to the distant future and found herself on the aforementioned starship. Her situation was confusing and frightening, even more so when the half-female, half-Borg appeared before her.

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How do you know when a Mexican has died? Well based on the large mass of people inside and outside the funeral home who mostly seem to be of a mexican background and cultue, it would be safe to say that those are his/her friends and family who care deeply about them and therefore you could conclude that a Mexican person probably passed away. It's actually quite sad and going to be a rough few days for those closely connected to the person who died.

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Whats black and white, black and white, black and white, black and white, black and white? A Nun falling down stairs

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why did the chicken cross the road? who knows, we cannot read an animals (or a human for that matter) mind. Perhaps, though unlikely as he's a chicken, he saw a friend across the road or a child who wants to stroke him. Perhaps he is trying to escape being used as a circus act or being cooked for a supermarket. We cannot complain if the chicken wishes for a better life. Anyway, we shall never know why the chicken decided to cross the road, and never will, as it is dead after being hit by a car.

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What did the little girl get for christmas? her first period

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What do you call a black man in a pumpkin patch? His name is Bill.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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