- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Your dad is so dumb he tried to put M&M's in abc order

Why did the rooster chase the chicken? - They were playing tag!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Did you hear about the woman you got hit by a car? The Driver was intoxicated and had no control over his faculties which cause him to careen off of the road and hit this poor soul as she patiently waited at a crosswalk.

Why do black people ride Septa? Because septa is an affordable and convenient means of transportation.

What is the difference between Jews and the boyscouts? The boyscouts come home from camp.

Q. How many ADD kids does it take to screw in a lightbulb? A. Lets go ride bikes

What's the difference between zev hatis and a dwarf Nothing. They are both midgets and are going to die by the age of 25

Why did the chicken cross the road? The undeveloped cerebral cortex vital for comprehending irony left the chicken incapable of finding humor or possibly feeling self-disgust in the acknowledgment that it had just wandered across said road, this being a grandfathered human jest.

Why can't Tommy the T-Rex clap? Because dinosaurs have been extinct for 65 Million years.

Matt swam through watter. Gaby drowned on dry land.

What do you get if you cross a mexican with a pineapple? Nothing, they are two different physical forms thus incapable of becoming a new object.

Why did the jew put a parking meter on his roof.? ....So santa would have to pay to park.

What did the dog say when his family's grandmother came back to life from the dead and ate everyone? Nothing. This is a highly improbable situation, and furthermore, dogs cannot speak.

What's the best part about seventeen-year-olds? There's seven of them.

Billy was walking along the sidewalk. He strayed into someone's yard. He got run over by a lawnmower because he couldn't see with the frog he had stapled to his face.

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What's the difference between medicine and astronomy ? They're different fields of studies.

Why are Chinese people only allowed one child? Because their government states so.

Why did the cat fall out of the tree? Cause the branch broke. Why did the baby fall out of the tree? Cause it was stapled to the cat.

Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a tomato.

Why did the guy read anti jokes? because there funny

How do you stop a puppy from barking in the front yard? Put him in the backyard.

An attractive naked woman walks into a bar. Everyone is surprised, and all the straight men, gay women and bi-sexual men and women in the bar are sexually aroused.

Two black guys walk into a bar. Bartender asks them what they want to drink.

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