- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How many light bulbs does it take to screw in a light bulb? One

What's the difference between a baby and cheese? I don't like cheese in my sandwiches.

Roses are shit Violets are my dick Guess what I do for a living? Sex with refrigerator monkeys!

Q. Why did the girl fall of the bridge A. Her dad pushed her

Why couldn't Helen Keller read? She was blind

The procrastinators association meeting has been postponed. - Anonymous

Roses are red Violets are blue I have a finger And the middle ones for you

What time is it when an elephant sits on your watch? About 3:26 PM Eastern Standard Time.

Women's rights

What do you call a naked black person? A black guy

Three men sat at a pub, it reminded them of this joke they once heard

Knock Knock Come in.

Hey I just met you And this is crazy There's the kitchen Sandwich maybe?

you are so ugly you continuously get made fun of for it everyday and already have a savings account for plastic surgery in the near future.

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So, a blind man walks into a bar with assistance from his friend. He orders a drink and the bartender complies. He then spills his drunk and then slips in it. He lays on the floor, his head hurting. He cries, knowing he never should've tried to stare at the sun for ten seconds.

How many babies does it take to paint a wall red? Depends on how hard you throw them.

how do you french braid? ask a french dude to braid your hair DUHH

So one time this woman was learning...

What did the black kid get for Christmas? Your bike.

Q. How do you make a blonde sad? A. Tell her that her entire family died in an accident.

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