Where was little suzie the day after the house fire? At the hospital, being treated for minor burns.

corey is a nipplepotomus

I had a dream I watched Inception.

i went to have a wank over anime as well yesterday, the i realised i dont have a penis. -adam fantuzzi

A man walks into a bar, he then falls unconscious and driven safely to the hospital.

What do you call a naked black person? A black guy

Two peanuts were walking down the street and one was asalted

Why couldn't santa eat cookies and milk at little Jimmy's house? He has diabetes and is unable to stray from a strict diet prescribed by his local doctor.

A ginger rapping.

Knock knock. Who's there? Nobody. Nobody who?

What do you call a man that is half Chinese and half Irish? Whatever you want, he's deaf so he won't be able to hear you anyway.

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Elmer: "Wabbit Season" Buggs: "Duck Season" Elmer: "Wabbit Season" Buggs: "Duck Season" Elmer: "Wabbit Season" Buggs: "Wabbit Season" Elmer: Bang

how do you know if a chinese man has been in you house? your homework is done

How do you make a plumber cry? Kill his family

How do you keep black people out of your back yard? Just like you would anyone else: buy a dog.

Q: What did the man with no arms and no legs receive for Christmas? A: Cancer

what black and white and read all over? a woman who has just been beaten and raped covered in semen.

yesterday i saw a man walking down the street with no legs. just kidding.

Q: where did the pickle live? A: In the desert

Why did Jim laugh so hard? Triangle!

Guess what? Chicken butt

Your Momma’s muscle to fat ratio can only be explained in irrational complex numbers.

Why did Suzy drop her ice cream? Because she got hit by a bus. Knock Knock. Who's there? Not Suzy!

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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