Want to hear a joke? Justin Bieber

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Why did our black president put a porch swing on the white house? He likes to swing.

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Two people walk into a bar, the third one ducked.

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Why did the girl fall off the swing set? Because she had no arms.

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Hahahahahhaha...................................black people

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Why did the sloth cross the road? To murder your whole family.

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What's harder than nailing seven dead babies to a tree? My erection while doing it.

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What's black and white and red all over? Lots of things, including certain ugly clothing.

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Why don't they sell pharmaceuticals in the rain forest? Because it is too sparsely populated and not economically viable.

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There once was a man from Nantucket. He said it was a great place to retire.

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How many Jews does it take to screw in a light bulb in WW2. None, the Nazis toke away the power and left them to die a Horrible and painful death.

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womans rights

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Whats the difference between a horse and a pile of wheat? Its a pile of wheat.

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Your mom is so fat, she has diabetes.

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4 out of 5 Americans make up 80% of Americans

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In 2012 at what age are Americans allowed drink? At any age. liquids are vital for human beings to survive.

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little billy has 50 chocolete bars, he eats 45 of them. what does he have now? diabetes, little billy has diabetes

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What is the difference between a Mac user and a PC user? The operating system that they prefer to use.

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Hello

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A person with OCD walked into a abr.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Well, he didn't my car got to him first.

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A Starfish walks into a bar. He sits down next to a man with a concussion. Q: What did the man say? A: Nothing because he was in a concussion and was no longer able to say words.

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Your Momma's so fat when the whales see her they don't say anything as they are unable to speak the human language.

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How do you know when a Mexican has died? Well based on the large mass of people inside and outside the funeral home who mostly seem to be of a mexican background and cultue, it would be safe to say that those are his/her friends and family who care deeply about them and therefore you could conclude that a Mexican person probably passed away. It's actually quite sad and going to be a rough few days for those closely connected to the person who died.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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