A: Knock, knock. B:Who's there? A: It's your neighbor, Sam. B: Oh, well my extended family is over for dinner at the moment. Would you mind coming back later? A: I suppose that would be alright.

3 black men walk into a bar. They order their drinks, tip the bartender, and could not have been more courteous.

Why does Waldo wear stripes? Because he doesn't want to be spotted

Three blondes were stuck on an island, one of them wished for a motorboat, later on they all died of starvation

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What do you call cheese that's not yours? STOLEN! You're under arrest.

A tourist is hungry, so he asks a stranger to point him to the nearest McDonald's. The stranger points to the McDonald's across the street. As the tourist crosses the street, he gets hit by a car AND DIES. McDonald's kills.

there was an owl, she had a baby, threw up, then died

A man sees a giant talking frog walk into a store. He later dies due to an overdose of LSD.

How do you kill a down-syndrome kid? fire.

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Why don't chickens where pants? Cause they're animals,duh.

What does a ghost get when he watches pornography? A boner

What do Ethiopians do at night? Sleep

What what In the butt

Why did the chicken cross the road? What does chicken mean?

Why did the chicken cross the road To go to KFC

Why did the little girl fall off the swing? She had no arms.

jess is a drama queen am i right rishi ?

What did the man say to hitler? hi hitler.

99% of guys are hot. The other 1% go to my school.

What's pink and smells like a red rose? A pink rose.

A man about to get on a plane forgets to store his utility knife in his bag before the security scan. He is taken to a back room for private questioning and fined.

why didn't the kid win the talent show? He wasn't talented.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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