- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What runs faster than a dead baby? Almost everything.

you know what sucks more than getting raped by a gorilla? getting raped by two gorillas.

Roses are green Violets are yellow I have mental problems Doobah haga Blakatrabbit

what did rebecca say to sabrina ? CALL wass !!

Knock Knock. Who's there? Your worst nightmare!! Ohh.... Do come in it's raining outside.

Why did the dog run away from home? His house burned down and his owners were killed.

Whats the difference between christians and nazis? one suppressed human rights and caused millions of deaths. the others were responsible for the holocaust.

Hey dude ask me if im a tree!? Are you a tree? No

A man walked into a bar and suffered a mild concusion.

What's brown and sticky? A stick.

roses are red, violets are blue, I suck at rimes, refridgerator.

How do you keep children off your front lawn? You molest them.

How many ears does Captain Kirk have? Two.

What is the difference between a black guy and a bucket of crap? Well, one consists of two inanimate objects (a bucket and feces) and the other is a human being of African/African-American descent. As you can see there really is no real comparison here.

A man walks into a bar, but it's really not his fault because his seeing eye dog led him right into it.

An elephant walks into a bar. Except not really, it couldn't fit through the door.

Q; What's something that's long and girls like to suck? A: A popsicle

Do you want to hear a joke? Sure. Justin Bieber is straight.

How did Hellen Keller's parents torture her? They made her go to bed when she wasn't very sleepy

What is the difference between men and women? Several physical functions such has the reproductive systems, bone structure, and voice pitch.

Why did Ashley run out of juice in her house? Because she drank it all!

What do you call a one-armed man Whatever his name is

milly, milly, milly, cat

The size of Idris Elba's penis

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