- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why was Six afraid of Seven? Six hasn't been the same since Vientnamn

So this guy tells me he hasn't had a bite in weeks. So i bought him lunch.

Jack and Jill went down the hill. And were lost and burnt in hell.

The racist uncle went to attend his nieces bat-mitzvah. Although he is racist, he is smart enough to not speak his mind, for he is in a temple, and may offend many people at the service.

Why did the little boy drop his ice cream? he was epileptic

What do black men do in the South? Hang around

A man walked into the white house and security escorted him out because he didn't have a pass.

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Is your refrigerator running? Because your dad just hung himself

Knock, knock. Who's there? Joseph Kony. Give me your children.

A dog walks into a bar. The bartender asks the dog "what will ya have?" The bartender is then recognized as The Dog Whisperer

How do you check that you are not dreaming, but in actual fact, you are wide awake? Try to bite off our finger (this is actually possible, but the brain does not allow you to do it).

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I'm a schizophrenic, and so am I.

Knock knock! "It's unlocked"

Q: Why don't blind people skydive? A:Because it is scary

Q: Why cant Helen Keller drive? A: Because shes dead.

a woman asked her husband, why havent you been talking to me? the man answers, you are having an affair so i ignored you and only talked to the girl im cheating on you with. you should know your a horrible person

What happens when you mix 3 pounds of baking soda, 2 dozen cans of Mr. Pibb cola, and a live tortoise? It makes a terrible mess and your wife gets upset at you for getting the house so dirty. She refuses to clean it up.

A man walks into a bar. [Insert punchline here.]

what did rebecca say to sabrina ? CALL wass !!

What do you call a chicken who eats chicken. Cannibal

Yo' mama so stupid, she has a lower IQ than the average person.

What is a girl with one leg called ( iliene )

Q: Whatcha doin?? A:Ur mom. . .

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