A man walks into a bar He has a water, he is sober

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A blonde's house is on fire so she calls the fire department and they ask her how to get there. She gives them the address, but they hear her wrong and she dies a horrible fiery death.

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How do you make a napkin dance? You can't. Stop having such unrealistic aspirations.

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Why did man push another man off of a building? Because he is a homocidal maniac and should be in federal prison

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What's long and hard on a black man? First grade.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? it didn't it was being sexually abused by its father.

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What's brown and sticky? A stick.

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You're an Irish male that walks into a bar full of Mexicans. Upon entering you are approached by two topless women. ....You realize you have been coming to the same sleazy strip club on the edge of town every night after work for the past few years. After seeing that you have gradually become completely bald and neglect your two children and wife, you recognize your extreme depression. Strippers now see you as a consistent, "paying customer" and you proceed seek psychiatric care, while being prescribed anti-depressants. The Mexicans at the bar are hard working, tax-paying citizens that would like to provide an education for their children.

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Whats worst than being attacked by a tiger? Being attacked by 2 tigers.

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There's a American, Mexican, and a Canadian stranded in the desert. They couldn't find any food, water, and shelter. They were all really hungry and thirsty. Later that day the Mexican dies from a very bad infection on his neck.

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milly, milly, milly, cat

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Hey, did you see Stevie Wonder's new house? No He didn't either.

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Wanna hear a joke? Toyota

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A man with a ski mask on enters a bank, he just came back from the slopes.

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Mean while... at Jerry Sandusky's house

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A young boy is concerned about his fathers health, due to the fact he may have cancer. Turns out, he doesn't. So they got ice cream.

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What did the mute guy say to the deaf guy? *awkward silence* What did the deaf guy say to the mute guy? *Awkward silence....huh?*

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What does AIDS stand for? Acquired immune deficiency syndrome

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Why was Bill Clinton such a good president? He went to ifreeclub.com

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Roses are grey Violets are grey I'm a dog

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i have 2 penises

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Have you ever had Ethiopian food? Neither have they

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Simon Cowell's hair is real.

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What is funny about 9/11. Nothing, it was a tragic day for the world.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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