An attractive naked woman walks into a bar. Everyone is surprised, and all the straight men, gay women and bi-sexual men and women in the bar are sexually aroused.

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Knock Knock. F uck off.

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Knock knock. Who's there? Nobody. Nobody who?

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Woman : Child,what time is it? Child : I'm not a kid, I Broccoli.

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What did the calculator screen say? Cos0=1

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Why did Sally fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. Knock knock. Who's there? It's everybody in the world telling you to stop re-using this joke.

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Knock, knock. Who's there? A black Russian.

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why did the man die? he got shot

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Bob (laughing): Jared fell off of a cliff Jim: What's so funny about that? Bob: Nothing. I'm laughing at the girl that just fell out of a tree into a giant tub of peanut butter!!!

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Knock, knock. Who's there? No one. You have no friends.

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Knock knock? Whose there? Who's. Who's who? No you used the wrong form of who's.

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Your mother is so fat that unfortunately she can not fit into her picture for her passport and is not allowed to leave the country to go visit her dying mother.

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What's big, black, wide, long, and has white lines all over it? A new highway road.

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Ask me if I'm an orange. Are you an orange? No...........

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poop.........

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wanna hear a really funny joke? sure women's rights.

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It gets very hot in Mianus, Connecticut

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why were there moans coming from the sandusky household Mike sandusky, was having sex with his beutiful wife, maria meanwhile Mike's cousin, jerry was sitting in a jail cell

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Roses are Red, violets are blue, I have STD, Now so do you. :3

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Why did the 1,000 pound woman start crying? Because her son got hit by a car.

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Did you see that van with the word "Free Candy" painted on it? I'm also glad to see a successful entrepreneur capable of advertising free wares as an incentive to attract customers in such a recession. It's a great deal for both parties.

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-What's brown and rhymes with snoop? -Dr. Dre

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Fuzzy Wuzzy was A bear. Fuzzy Wuzzy had no hair. Fuzzy Wuzzy went through chemo. Fuzzy Wuzzy wasn't very fuzzy was he?

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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