Why did the white man rub the black man's hair for good luck? Because it's good luck to rub a black man's hair.

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Knock, Knock. Who's there? The Police, your family just died in a car accident/

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What's worse than being a replacement? An insufficient replacement.

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what do you call someone that is dying of malaria? someone that should consider visiting a doctor.

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what is white and sticky? glue.

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Q: What is worse than loosing your arms? A: Dying

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Why did the chicken cross the road? The chicken probably crossed the road because of some sort of impulse or external stimuli (most likely a bug or a worm located on the other side of the road) in which he or she responded to by proceeding to cross the road in order to get to the other side as chickens have a sense of cause to effect in which the effect would be consuming the bug or other living life form.

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Real jokes.

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Why did Hitler cross the road? Because he had already looked both ways. Only after practicing proper safety procedure did he venture across the busy thoroughfare to retrieve his asthma medication from his car.

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What did the man say to Hitler? You're a douche

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Why did the man loose his balls? he had testicular cancer and had to get them removed.

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What's the difference between uranium and plutonium? Blast radius

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What's worse than 9 dead babies nailed to a tree? 1 dead baby nailed to 9 trees.

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milly, milly, milly, cat

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What did the pig say to the banana? Oink.

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If you have alzeimers, wait, never mind i forget.

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Knock, Knock. Who's there? Disc . Disc Who. Disconnected.

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Why did the old man fart?? Because he had gas

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Why does Michael Jackson like K-mart? He does not; he is dead.

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Why did an abusive childhood affect the little boy's behavior? Beats me.

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What did the guy say to the mushroom?

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Why can't Hank swim? Hank is a rock

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Knock knock. Who's there? I am.

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What did one guy say to the other guy?? Well he just hi but hi backwards is ih and that reminded him of his days in Nahm because that's what his Sargent said and that reminded him of ice-cream because his Sargent smelled like ice-cream and that reminded him of the song that the ice-cream played which reminded him of Disney world which reminded him of a priest raping little boys which mad him laugh because that reminded him of a Jew picking up a penny which reminded him of Osama be shot in the f**k**g face and that reminded him to say how are you to the other guy.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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