What will happen when a black person die they die

Why did the kid fail the test? Because he was retarded.

How do you cure AIDS? You can't.

What is shorter than a toddler? A jewish lifespan.

What did the farmer say when he lost his donkey? "Oh no, my donkey is my livelihood and the only means I have of supporting my family. Now, we shall surely starve."

Why was the legless man out of his wheelchair? He fell down some stairs.

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A Man walks into a bar and orders a scotch. His alcoholism is tearing his family apart

Your mom is so stupid that... She often makes mistakes.

A baby seal walks into a club.

Why did the chicken cross the road? the wnba

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Waking up with a snapping turtle up your butt.

Q. Why did the girl fall of the bridge A. Her dad pushed her

how to you kill an Irish midget? You don't as murder is illegal and discriminating against a certain type of person is racist.

The WNBA.

Whats the differance between peanut butter and jam? You can't peanut butter your dick into a chicks ass.

Oceanic flight 815 crashes on an island and the survivors are stranded. They all die of starvation and dehydration within a week.

What did the vegetarian eat for christmas? Food.

Q:why was the man on a two seated bycicle by himself? A:his wife had recently died and he wasn't ready to let go

What's the difference between a zebra and a newspaper? Everything.

How many kids with ADHD does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Popsicle!

Womens rights.

What did one Rhino say to the other? My, I'm sure glad we found this decadent watering-hole.

What is green and has wheels? Grass. I was just lying about the wheels part.

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