- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

did you ever see a butter fly?

A baby seal walks into a club.

Where was little suzie the day after the house fire? At the hospital, being treated for minor burns.

What do you call a group of asians? China.

Why was the child in the clown's car? Because the clown was a serial killer and abducted the child while he was at soccer practice, the child then raped and murdered

An Englishman, Irishman and Scotsman walk into a bar. It happens frequently at UK airports.

I had a dream I watched Inception.

corey is a nipplepotomus

My dad beats my mom At checkers

What do you call a naked black person? A black guy

A man walks into a bar, he then falls unconscious and driven safely to the hospital.

i went to have a wank over anime as well yesterday, the i realised i dont have a penis. -adam fantuzzi

Why couldn't santa eat cookies and milk at little Jimmy's house? He has diabetes and is unable to stray from a strict diet prescribed by his local doctor.

Two peanuts were walking down the street and one was asalted

What do you call a man that is half Chinese and half Irish? Whatever you want, he's deaf so he won't be able to hear you anyway.

Knock knock. Who's there? Nobody. Nobody who?

A ginger rapping.

Q. Why did the black man get sent to prison? A. Because he was falsely accused of murder.

how do you know if a chinese man has been in you house? your homework is done

noodles

Elmer: "Wabbit Season" Buggs: "Duck Season" Elmer: "Wabbit Season" Buggs: "Duck Season" Elmer: "Wabbit Season" Buggs: "Wabbit Season" Elmer: Bang

How do you make a plumber cry? Kill his family

How do you keep black people out of your back yard? Just like you would anyone else: buy a dog.

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