This is not a joke.

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Whats the difference between a black guy and a retard? NOTHING!!!!!!

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alcoholism kills

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what was the first thing Barack Obama said to the people of america? ... hi

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Why didn't you return my call? Cause I F@%Kin Hate you!...And Just wanted to tell you in person....

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Acouple of grammer nazis walk into a bar & 'their' treated very poorly.

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a priest, a bishop and a cardinal walk into bar to hand out pamphlets about alcoholism

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A blond, a brunette and a redhead are all trapped on a desert island. They work together and manage to survive until help arrives.

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What do you get with two banana peels? Compost.

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Whats red and is bad for your teeth? A brick.

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What does Mickey mouse do every day? Minnie mouse

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Q: What did the redneck say with missing front teeth? A: "I can only eat things with my back teeth and I have AIDS."

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What is a mexicans favorite sport? Whatever he is interested in.

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So a baby seal walks into a club.

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What did one rock say to the other rock? Nothing, rocks are inanimate objects, therefore rendering them unable to participate in the activity of speech.

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I used to love Christmas Until Santa woke me up and told me my dad didn't exist....

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Someone thought that an onion was the only food that made you cry. So I threw a watermelon at his face.

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A gay guy walks into a bar. Nothing is said to him, because homosexuality is accepted in this area.

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What's brown and sticky? A stick.

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what did the black kid get for Christmas? your bike

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What's better than winning the special Olympics? Not being retarded.

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What starts with C and ends with UNT. Ciretrunt

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How many blondes does it take to change a lightbulb? One, it's just a lightbulb

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Why don't seagulls live in the bay? Because then they'd be bagels

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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