Why shouldn't women wear watches? Because there's a clock on their cell phones.

Dana Cohen not having herpes.

A very busty blond and a priest walk into a bar. The bartender asks with a smile, "What'll be today, pastor?" "Wine. please."

Why did suzy fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock knock Whos there NOT SUZY!

What did the drug addict get for Christmas? He got hepatitis, fired from his job, and nothing from his family because their relationship was badly damaged by his addiction.

Why did the man go to space? He was a highly trained astronaut

What did the farmer say when he lost his donkey? "Oh no, my donkey is my livelihood and the only means I have of supporting my family. Now, we shall surely starve."

i have aids and a chode

whats pink and fluffy? candy floss.

Giving birth to the antichrist

Dale a tu cuerpo alegria Macarena

A girl walks into a bar she is then drugged, raped and left in a back alley. To this day she still has psychological issues that are directly related to this event

what's better than animal crackers? your mom.

Once upon a time, You have a nice rack...

Why did the rhino cross the rode? Because it was the chickens day off.

Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? The holocaust

The chicken crossed the road.

Why is six afraid of seven? Because seven beats his wife.

Your hat is not on you head. Where is it On you head

Q: What happened when Timmy divided by zero? A: He got a syntax error.

What's better than finding a worm in your apple? -The Holocaust

Why did Bob fall off the swing? Because Bob's a fish.

why did stacey marry bally because she loves him

What is worse than 10 dead babies in a trash can? 1 dead baby in 10 trash cans

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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