Why'd the girl commit suicide? Because Justin Bieber admitted he was gay.

Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot turned into a loaf of bread.

What did the Pillow say to the Blanket? Nothing. Inanimate objects do not contain the ability to speak, therefore they could not possibly say anything to each other.

Women's rights

what do you get when you cross a chicken and a mad scientest? a mutant chicken

Why did the chicken cross the park? To get to the other slide.

Stephen Hawkings walks into a bar. Just kidding. He's paralyzed

What do you get when you make a website to put jokes on? People repeating the same joke over and over again, and still managing to get good ratings.

whats worse the being in a car crash? finding out that your mother and father were in the other car and were fatally injured.

Why did the chicken cross the road To go to KFC

Why did Tina's parents stop calling her? Because they died

What's worse than losing your job? Getting brutally sodimized and murdered by a serial rapist.

why didn't the kid win the talent show? He wasn't talented.

A chicken walks into a bar and the bartender asks "What'll it be?" His friends are very concerned about his sanity.

What's worse than dropping your ice cream on the floor? Getting the end of your penis stapled

knock knock whos there .. derp

knock knock. who's there greench greench who greenchicken feathers

Binladen coming to a beach near you :D

Roses are red, I have a phone, nobody texts me, forever alone...

A blind woman walks into a bar... she stands there confused because she is blind and can't tell what going on.

A Man walks into a bar and orders a scotch. His alcoholism is tearing his family apart

Why do black people ride Septa? Because septa is an affordable and convenient means of transportation.

How do you cure AIDS? You can't.

A dyslexic man walks into a bar He sits down and has some trouble reading the menu but orders a beer

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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