What do you call a pig standing on its back legs? Yo mama

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School means: Seven Crappy Hours Of Our Lives

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chuck norris

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why did abby get fired? cause she showed allie anti joke.com!!! :0

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Three men walked into a metal pole

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whats bigger than a 4 school bus pile up? genocide.

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Excuses are like butt holes...they are round

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I met a man today. His name was John.

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whats brown and falls out poop :) - haha

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why were there moans coming from the sandusky household Mike sandusky, was having sex with his beutiful wife, maria meanwhile Mike's cousin, jerry was sitting in a jail cell

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Why did the women cover up her vaginal area? She was with her friends, queefed, and was extremely self conscious.

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A plane carries 500 bricks. 1 falls out. How many bricks are left? 499. How do you put an elephant in a fridge in 3 steps? Open the fridge, put in the elephant, and close the fridge. How do you put a deer in a fridge in 4 steps? Open the fridge, take out the elephant, put in the deer, then close the fridge. The Lion King is having a party. All the animals are there except for one; who is it? The deer: He is still in the fridge. An old lady is crossing a swamp, but it is a crocodile swamp. How does she cross? Normally, all the crocodiles are at the Lion King's party The old lady dies at the edge of the swamp. How? A brick falls from the sky and kills her.

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How do you put an elephant in the refrigerator? Open the door and let him in. How do you put a giraffe in the refrigerator? Open the door and let the elephant out then give the giraffe a reasonable amount of time to enter.

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Why did the little girl fail her test? She had mental retardation.

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What's wrong with him? He lit the flashlight at both ends.

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Your mom is so fat that it's becoming a serious health concern...

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Why did the panda fall out of the tree? Because he was dead. Why did the second panda fall out of the tree? It was stapled to the first panda. Why did the third panda fall out of the tree? Peer pressure

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Whats the difference between the holocaust and Norm McDonald? One can be laughed at the other is Norm McDonald.

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What do nine out of ten people enjoy? Gang rape.

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Knock, knock. Who's there? Joseph Kony. Give me your children.

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What do You call a black porn star from alaska? By their first or full name depending on your relationship with them and the situation.

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no

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The government makes a good decision

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Why did the burglar rob the bank? because he needed money due to the economic decline.

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