- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's bigger than a whale and has no water? Africa.

Why did the chicken cross the road? He didn't because he was dead.

Why did the chicken cross the road To go to KFC

Why is 6 afraid of 7... Because 7 raped her little sister

LAMBORGHINI MERCY, YO CHICK SHE SO THIRSTY! IM IN THAT 2 SEAT LAMBO WITH YO GIRL... and I'm giving her some Gatorade because it'll quench her thirst but I'm making sure she doesn't spill on my seats because it's new, k

what's worse than finding a worm in your apple? seeing this joke 1000 times on this website

Why did the black man run? There was a mass murderer chasing him with a chainsaw.

Why did the chicken cross the road it was out of its coop

I'm ginger no more needs to be said...

How do you stop someone from dying of cancer? Shoot them in the head.

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What is a cow's favorite place to go? The slaughterhouse.

What did the sexually promiscuous man get for Christmas? AIDS.

What's brown and wears glasses? A poo with bad eyesight.

What has ears, but can't hear, eyes, but can't see, a mouth, but can't talk, and legs, but can't walk? A deaf and blind paraplegic with an improperly functioning larynx.

Last week, I saw a film. As I recall it was a horror film.

why was the bunny black? because it was born this way baby

Why did the women leave the kitchen? Because she had been forcibly removed from her place of food preparation by a large angry mob of her neighbours who thought she was a wtitch and were now going to burn at the stake. It is Salem, november 1643.

Two parrots are in a cage. The one looks at the other one and says, "answer the phone," and the other one says, "where are my car keys."

What did the boy get from Penn State University? A College Degree

What do you call a mexican sleeping in a car tired.

Why couldn't the Little Boy hear his mother yelling at him? Because his mothers died

whats worse then justin beiber NOTHING

Why did the little boy drop his ice cream cone? He was hit by a bus

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