Jingle bells, batman smells, robin laid an egg.

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Knock knock. Who's there? President. President who? The President of the United States.

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Three blind mice walk into a bar, but they are unaware of their surroundings so to derive humour from it would be exploitative

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, Africa is great, you should get raped

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The chicken came before the egg. Because eggs are an unborn chicken, and it is impossible for an unborn chicken to ejaculate.

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What do you call a dragon that doesn't breathe fire? A Griffin.

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How do you make a small fortune? Be financially smart, work hard, save money, all while you make sure you don't let your earnings become a "large" fortune.

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Why is the world round? Because oranges are purple.

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What do you call a fat legless over weight black man called Tom. Tom.

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What's better than winning the Silver Medal at the Special Olympics? Not being retarded.

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Why did elmo jump of the cliff caus he wa depresed

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What was the woman doing in the kitchen? Investigating a murder..

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Q:What did a young Arnold Schwarzenegger say when his friends wanted to play a game pretending to be 18th century composers? A: "I'll be Mozart!"

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Q. Why does Hugo masturbate? A. To build muscle.

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How many gays does it take to turn a lightbulb? 1

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What's worse than getting raped? Getting raped twice.

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A businessman walks out of a store with his new haircut he was bald.

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why is there a hole in the wall, i hope a prehistoric mole doesnt come out of that hole in the ball CC

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Two corpses weigh in the wind. One is called Jones.

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Two guys walk into a bar. The third one ducks.

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What do you call a man who just died 5 minutes ago? Dead.

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thomas hall= fuckin dikc

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What do you get when you cross a porcupine with party balloons? Unhappy kids

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A jew and a black man walk into a bar the black man orders a screwdriver. The jrw asks him why did you order a screw driver.? The black man answer black:I enjoy screw drivers.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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