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Why did our black president put a porch swing on the white house? He likes to swing.

What do you do when you see a black man? The same thing you do when you see anybody.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because he lost his grip on the branch and was unable to reach another before reaching the ground.

Why is brennan goldade such a loser? Cause he likes men

9/11 isn't funny. 19 Muslims died that day.

1 + 1 = 11 Just kidding, it's 2 you moron.

Why was the boy sad? He had a frog stapled to his face.

What's worse than losing your job? Getting brutally sodimized and murdered by a serial rapist.

Why did the plane full of Arabs crash? One of The engines failed

Your mom is so fat that her BMI is in the morbidly obese column.

Three black men walk into a store at 2:00 in the morning, what happens next? They buy some snacks and leave.

How many gays does it take to turn a lightbulb? 1

What do you call a woman who is good at driving? Danica Patrick

why did the arrow hit the knee? the same reason pigs cant fly.

How do you get four gay guys on a bar stool? With teamwork and coordination, each could place one foot on the seat, and they can all stand up using each other for balance and support. The fact that they are gay in unimportant.

A horse walks into a bar. The bartender says, "Somebody call animal control, there's a horse in the bar." The horse is then taken away and made into glue and dog food.

what do you call a dog? it doesn't matter what you call it, its not coming

Hey Jim? What? Pass the stapler.

An Irishman stays home

Your mom is so stupid that... She often makes mistakes.

what did the boy with no arms or legs get for Christmas? cancer.

My mother got hammered last night. We cried at her funeral.

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