Whats red and is bad for your teeth? A brick.

the awkward when you said "moment" in your head

Life is like a box of chocolates, It doesn't last too long for fat people.

Q: What did the redneck say with missing front teeth? A: "I can only eat things with my back teeth and I have AIDS."

Character one: What did the blond say to the horse? Character two: you spelled blonde wrong.

What did the cowboy say to the alien? Nothing, this is a dream. Wake up.

I used to love Christmas Until Santa woke me up and told me my dad didn't exist....

What did Bobby get for Christmas? Nothing, Bobby is an orphan and has no friends.

What did the little boy say when he was sick? Nothing. He stayed in bed and slept all day.

what's worse than two dead babies? three dead babies.

Why don't seagulls live in the bay? Because then they'd be bagels

Why is the sky red in London? Fire.

theres a fat guy

What do you call a monkey? A monkey.

Take my wife. . . . to the hospital. She is dying from a gunshot wound to the head.

What do you call a man with no legs? A paraplegic.

Why....... Because.

Why did the mechanic sleep under a car? He had narcolepsy.

-hey sam look what mom gave me for christmas -what eli? -a new baseball bat -thats your prosthetic leg silly

milly, milly, milly, cat

Why was the Amish man dead? Because he fell off of his fridge, while trying to screw in a light bulb.

How do you get Pikachu on a bus? You don't, Pikachu is a fictional character therefore doesn't exist

Whats better than a panda? A panda with an ice cream cone.

What did the boy get from Penn State University? A College Degree

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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