- Anti Joke

What did the drummer say to other drummer? "Hey, I'm a drummer too."

What did michael J. Fox say when someone asked him to play catch? "sorry, I'm busy".

So, this one time, I was at the grocery store. Man, that was nuts.

"You know what they say about people with big swords." What do they say? Man that's a big sword.

Roses are red Violets are red Grass is red Oh my gosh, my yard is on fire!!!

a little boy and a pedophile are walking in the woods. it is late at night and therefore very dark. the little boy turns to the pedophile.and says "gee mister, it sure is scary out here." the pedophile responds "yeah, and your'e going to get raped"

When is a door not a door? When it is a cup.

whats better than a dead baby..... wait..... whats worse than a dead baby...... never mind its not that funny anymore

What do you call a group of asians? China.

How do you know when your sister's on her period? Your dad's dick tastes like blood

You wanna hear a joke about my penis Nevermind, it would be inappropriate of me to say such a thing.

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how did the dead baby cross the road? it was stapled to a chicken..

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Why did the older man begin to walk faster after a black man started walking towards him? He was late for work.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why is 6 afraid of 7? 7 is a serial rapist with a violent temper.

Look at your hand. Made you look!

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Why is Chuck Norris' beard so great? because he grooms it daily.

Why did the kid fail the test? Because he was retarded.

what happened to the christian when he died? nothing because god isnt real.

Why did the girl fall off the swing set? Because she had no arms.

No joke.