What did the black kid get for Christmas? Your bike.

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Justin Bieber had sex with a woman.

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What is yellow and sleeps alone? Yoko Ono.

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What's brown and sticky? A stick.

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how many black guys does it take to screw in a light bulb? who cares even if they could screw it in it wouldnt work because there to poor to aford electricity

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Chuck Norris walks into a bar, the bartender, a known drug smuggler for the Mexican Cartel fires three shotgun rounds. As the bartender reloads Chuck Norris roundhouse kicks first the shotgun out of the man's hands followed by three very quick blows to the head. The bartender goes down unconscious and he is arrested. Though the program is no longer produced, Walker Texas Ranger was a somewhat enjoyable, although poorly written and low budgeted made for television action crime drama series produced from April 21, 1993 to May 19, 2001.

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guess what?

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Guess what? Chicken butt

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Thumbs this up

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2 muffins are in an oven. One says to the other, "it's really hot in here!" the other replies, "WHOA. A talking muffin!"

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Dead baby jokes aren't funny, dead babies are though.

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how do you make sure someone is dead shoot them

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What if Chuck Norris got shot by a bullet? The most interesting man in the world would save him.

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A man walked into a bar and was then taken away in an ambulance dude to a severe concussion.

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Hey what time is it. 3:15

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Chuck Norris can fly around the world in under 2 days. In an airplane.

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Why did suzie fall of the swing? She had no arms.

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If shes old enough to count..... Then having sex with her would be considered illegal.

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69

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How do you stop a bus? Put the brakes on.

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A man walks into a room with a sly grin on his face, "Tom, have I got a joke to tell YOU!" Tom hurriedly shoos Susie into her bedroom and tells her to lock the door and not open it no matter what. Tom turns to the man, "I've told you twice before to never come back here, I'm beginning to think that you probably don't take what I say very seriously because you might have some sort of chemical imbalance or something in your head, or maybe you're obsessed with my family or something!" The man hangs his head in shame and agrees with Tom, but Tom still had to do something about the intruder so he called the cops. The cops took him to get psychologically analyzed, but Tom didn't know this because he only cared that his daughter Susie was safe and he also doesn't have access to the testing facility's records. Tom is an only father.

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whos got a massive fukkinn melon...B.I.M

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why did Tommy fall of his bike? because he was getting raped by a walrus

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