Brienna Chladek (515)556-4811. Call me;) anytime I'm a teenager:) xoxo

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Why did the priest renew his...SHIT, A BEAR!!

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- Knock Knock - Whos there? - No one

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did you hear about the sidewalk? its all over town.

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Dallas Cowboys

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" I can't here you it's too dark!"

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when does the phrase "time heals all wounds" not apply? to people with fatal wounds.

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When life gives you lemons. You make beef stew. #andymilinokis

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Why was the salsa spicy? It has a mixture of many spicy peppers.

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Rebecca Black sings a song.

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your all shit at jokes

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Why is a zebra named gorge fat? Because it ate Mcdonalds

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What do you call a naked black person? A black guy

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What is Jason? Black.

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What do you call a man that is half Chinese and half Irish? Whatever you want, he's deaf so he won't be able to hear you anyway.

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Knock knock Who's there? FBI

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A black woman and an Asian woman are both driving their cars. They arrive safely at their respective destinations.

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Why arnt black people alowed in bars? Because monkeys don't drink beer! DER DA DER.

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Why didn't the black man finish high school? He overdosed on heroin.

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So, a blind man walks into a bar with assistance from his friend. He orders a drink and the bartender complies. He then spills his drunk and then slips in it. He lays on the floor, his head hurting. He cries, knowing he never should've tried to stare at the sun for ten seconds.

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What do you call an asian man driving a plane? Nothing, you cannot drive a plane you can only fly it

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What is the difference between a duck? One leg is both the same.

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Q: What is Paul's nickname A: His name is Paul, he doesn't need a nickname

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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