- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Yo mama so fat she was diagnosed with diabetes and now has to regulate her daily intake of foods.

What is wrong with racism? A lot of things.

My sister has to take a dump

whats slower then a turtle A FATTY

what is patrick wilson? smart

Why don't seagulls live in the bay? Because then they'd be bagels

A man and a woman are in bed together and really want to do something, what is that something? Sleep.

husband; do you come here often wife: i live here

A purple kangaroo hops into a bar. There is no such thing as a purple kangaroo. The end.

Whats the difference between your mother and a mallard with a cold? There are far to many differences between humans and birds to consider for this question. A small list might include wings, feathers, and mating habits to name a few.

Q:What time is it when you have to go to the dentist? A: It varies. But most dental offices are open for service between 8am and 4pm

What time is it? 12:19. weren't we supposed to leave like 5 minutes ago? 4. For the mall...

If you have alzeimers, wait, never mind i forget.

What has two wings and a halo? A chinese phone. WING WING HALO?

Why is Joe white? Because he's white.

Knock, knock. Who's there? Interrupting Cow. Interru--- MOO! I'm so sorry, I have Tourette's Syndrome and cannot control these sudden outbursts. Please continue.

Why did Jack and Jill fall down the hill? Because they were donuts

What's more boring than watch grass grow? Watching grass not grow.

Why did man push another man off of a building? Because he is a homocidal maniac and should be in federal prison

How do you get Pikachu on a bus? You don't, Pikachu is a fictional character therefore doesn't exist

Q:What do you call a dog with no legs? A:It doesnt matter he's not gonna come

Psychic wanted. You know where to apply.

amy copied adams haircut :0

-What do you get when you graph the division of x by the square root of 69? - I don't know, what? -I was asking you, as my family's low economic status hinders my ability to buy a graphing calculator.

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