I am the sun. You are the moon.

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Knock knock Who's there? The police your son died in a car wreck.

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What is the difference between a duck? One leg is both the same.

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A black guy, mexican, and asian walk into a bar. They leave soon after because they heard the "one about them"

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Which is the closest animals to humans? Black people (nig3gers)

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In particle-joke physics, the antijoke is the extension of the concept of the antiparticle to the joke, where the antijoke is composed of antiparticles in the same way that the normal joke is composed of particles. Furthermore, mixing jokes and antijokes can lead to the annihilation of both, in the same way that mixing antiparticles and particles does.The result of antijoke meeting jokes is an explosion.[1]

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

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Knock. Knock. No one is home. Okay.

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whats the diffference between pizza and a jew? burning a pizza makes me sad, burning a jew is worthy of a party!

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Why did the child drop it's lollipop? Because they got hit by a bus.

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What did the baby get for his 1st birthday? Nothing, he was a Harlequin baby, therefore dying during the last stages of pregnancy.

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Thumbs this up

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Yo' mama so retarded shes retarted!

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Hello world

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how do you make sure someone is dead shoot them

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In Soviet Russia you drive car, because a car driving you would be screwed up.

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Why did suzie fall of the swing? She had no arms.

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Why did Sarah fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock Knock Who's there? Not Sarah.

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I'm on the seafood diet, a large proportion of my daily food intake consists of fish.

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Whats the difference between a black guy and a retard? NOTHING!!!!!!

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How do you stop a bus? Put the brakes on.

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I hate you.

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Why was Six afraid of Seven? Six hasn't been the same since Vientnamn

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What can't think, see, hear, taste, or smell? A Headless Cat

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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