Fuzzy Wuzzy was A bear. Fuzzy Wuzzy had no hair. Fuzzy Wuzzy went through chemo. Fuzzy Wuzzy wasn't very fuzzy was he?

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what did the hungry Ukrainian man say to his mother? "? ????? ???????? ?????????? ? ????. ?? ? ??????? ? ??????"

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A Mexican and an Irishman walk into a bar. They have a couple drinks. Then they leave because it turns out that wasn't the bar they were meeting the Jew at.

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Chocolate tastes good.

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Why did the panda fall out of the tree? Because he was dead. Why did the second panda fall out of the tree? It was stapled to the first panda. Why did the third panda fall out of the tree? Peer pressure

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Why did Billy fall off the Empire State building? He didn't fall, he jumped. He decided to commit suicide due to his lack of friends, caring parents, low self-esteem, and self-concious issues. Billy really needed a therapist.

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no

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Why did the man cross the road? He was obviously trying to get to his work, however he realized he was jaywalking in front of a cop and had to pay a fine and ended up being late to work.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue. Who the hell named a blue flower "violet"?

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why did the blond cross the road? she doesnt know either

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What happend when Chuck Norris did a push up? He did one push up.

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What starts with C and ends with UNT. Ciretrunt

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What did the doctor say to his patient? You have cancer

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How do you keep a woman entertained? A delightful romantic comedy

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What's funny? Women's rights.

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What do you call a man with no legs? A paraplegic.

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A black man walks into a bar, to get a drink.

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A man asked a friend at work if he could have $100, his friend replied "sure I'll give it to you when pigs fly", that man never received $100 dollars from his friend.

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3 black men walk into a bar. They order their drinks, tip the bartender, and could not have been more courteous.

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What do you call a racist guy surrounded by a gang of black pepole? Dead.

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What's red and silly? A blood clot

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Shit.

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A bear walks into a bar. There were 4 fatalities and 3 were taken to the hospital.

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What did the boy with no arms and legs get for Christmas? A Kinect

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