How do you make a bowl of cheese? First you get a bowl. Then insert the cheese.

What's worse then finding a worm in your apple? Dying of terminal cancer.

Why is one side of a geese formation heading south always longer than the other? It has more geese

whats slower then a turtle A FATTY

Whats a good source of iron? A piece of iron.

Roses are red Violets are blue I have candy GET IN THE VAN NOW BEFORE SOMEBODEY SEES US!

What did the jew get for christmas nothing because he doesnt celebrate christmas.

im jewish

Q:What do you call a dog with no legs? A:It doesnt matter he's not gonna come

how do u unload the dishwasher? u take the dishes out!

roses are red, violets are blue, I suck at rimes, refridgerator.

No.

what is worse than finding a fly in your coffee been raped

So a Jew, a black guy, and a Mexican all walk into a bar. The bartender says, "Hey guys, what would you like?" They all get beer.

A man hanged himself, leaving a note. Nobody found him, nor the note. Nobody cared for him.

amy copied adams haircut :0

ha do call a by with red heir a freckles? ginger

Why was the asian so good with computers? Because he spent 8 years in college getting a doctorate in computer programming at the University of Hartford

where's waldo? in a picture book.

A dyslexic man walks into a bar He sits down and has some trouble reading the menu but orders a beer

What's green and eats rocks? A green rock-eater.

What's better than winning the Silver Medal at the Special Olympics? Not being retarded.

Pickle!

Whats blue, sticky and glows only during the morning? IDK -Lets go Mets

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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