What is a cow's favorite place to go? The slaughterhouse.

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Q: What do you call a group of asians riding their bikes while carrying large bags of merchandise filled with an ample amount of video games? A: Obviously, a few enviromentally-friendly entrepreneurs who managed to make enough of a profit via their established buisness to the extent that they could buy what they required and get some other desired items as well.

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Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree Perpresher

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Why did the fly get off the toilet? It got pissed off.

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What do you get when you cross a horse and a pony? A mule

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A horse walks into a glue factory..

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Two corpses weigh in the wind. One is called Jones.

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Why did the chicken cross the park? To get to the other slide.

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Last week, I saw a film. As I recall it was a horror film.

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Oliver's friends

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Three blondes walk into a bar. They have an intellectual conversation over some drinks.

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What's the difference between a baby and a watermelon? One's fun to smash with a sledgehammer. The other one's a watermelon

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What did the aids patient do after he was diagnosed? He had sex with many more people and gave them aids as well.

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-What do you get when you graph the division of x by the square root of 69? - I don't know, what? -I was asking you, as my family's low economic status hinders my ability to buy a graphing calculator.

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a mexican is walking through the desert with no food or water, and no clothes. he'll probably die soon.

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Why did the dog go in the bar? Because the door was left open

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I walked into a dark ally at night and ran into 2 black men They severely beat me then while unconscious brutally raped me. I then spent 5 weeks in the hospital in a deep coma.

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roses are black violets are gray im color blind

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Pianca going ham

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DANA

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what's worse than finding a worm in your apple? seeing this joke 1000 times on this website

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A man was walking down the street and witnessed a car crashed. He was traumatize.

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A person with OCD walked into a abr.

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4 out of 5 Americans make up 80% of Americans

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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