One drunk bug looks over to another drunk bug and guess what it says? Your a glitch

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Roses are red, Violet are blue. I just thought I'd let you know, But don't worry- this isn't a poem.

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What do you call a man with no arms or legs in the middle of the ocean? Dead.

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Q. Why did the chicken cross the road? A. Why dont you ask the chicken.

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A man was driving to work when he realized he hadn't told his wife happy anniversary. He turned the car around to head back home only to remember that their anniversary was on Friday, not Thursday. The man shared some nervous laughter with himself as the radio played in the background. He continued on toward work and had a run of the mill day meeting with potential clients.

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Why did the girl fall off the swing set? Because she had no arms.

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Three men are walking down the street to buy groceries. They then take a left and continue walking towards the store.

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What did the homeless man get for christmas? Nothing

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What's green and wheels? Your mom.

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A businessman walks out of a store with his new haircut he was bald.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it damn well felt like it.

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 was black.

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Why did the chicken cross the road To go to KFC

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A man walks into a bar He has a water, he is sober

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what's worse than finding a worm in your apple? seeing this joke 1000 times on this website

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What happened when a black man's phone went off? He answered it.

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What is the difference between a bench and a black man? It is socially acceptable to sit on a bench to eat your lunch. If you did so to a black man you would probably be arrested.

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Q: What do you call a group of asians riding their bikes while carrying large bags of merchandise filled with an ample amount of video games? A: Obviously, a few enviromentally-friendly entrepreneurs who managed to make enough of a profit via their established buisness to the extent that they could buy what they required and get some other desired items as well.

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What is green, ugly and can't empty his bowels without exerting a tremendous amount of energy? A constipated, ugly, green thing.

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Why doesn't Mexico have an Olympic team? They do, they just choose not to compete certain years.

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Why did the penguin cross the road? Chicken

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A horse walks into a bar. He ordered some fries.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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