- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A black man and a mexican are in a car, who's driving? The mexican, the black man broke his arm and the mexican is driving him to the hospital.

What do you call a man with no legs? A paraplegic.

knock, knock, TRICK OR TREAT

Why....... Because.

Anti jokes are funny

Lockerbie bombing

Who is Red and White and comes on Christmas? A Russian Candy Cane

There once was a genie With a sevenfoot weenie And he went to the lady next door She thought it was a snake So she hit it with a rake And then he murdered the shit out of her.

what did the homeless man get for Christmas? Cancer

How do you stop someone from dying of cancer? Shoot them in the head.

What's 9 +10 19

Why did elmo jump of the cliff caus he wa depresed

A black man walks into a bar. the bartender ask what he wants to drink. the black man responds , "i will have one beer please". so the bartender gives it to him and says have a nice day.

What did the sexually promiscuous man get for Christmas? AIDS.

Q. Why does Hugo masturbate? A. To build muscle.

A cat and a dog walk into a bar. The bartender says "it's refreshing to see perennial enemies enjoying each others company".

Brett Farve

the blonde choked o a gummy bear. What happened next? she went to the hospital

Your mother gets so hungry, she eats.

Why did the women leave the kitchen? Because she had been forcibly removed from her place of food preparation by a large angry mob of her neighbours who thought she was a wtitch and were now going to burn at the stake. It is Salem, november 1643.

Why was the boy sad? He had a frog stapled to his face.

Knock knock Who's there? Me. Idiot.

Why did the black man sit at the back of the bus? Because all of the seats were taken by other people of different races. Luckily for the man, there was one empty seat at the back which he was able to sit on to make himself comfortable.

Why didn't the skeleton cross the road? Because he's dead

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