I Love Hitler.

thumb_up thumb_down +5

Q: What did the man say to the sexy female nurse with long hair and big breasts? A: I have diarrhea.

thumb_up thumb_down +5

So, this one time, I was at the grocery store. Man, that was nuts.

thumb_up thumb_down +3

HAPPY NOVEMBER 2

thumb_up thumb_down +3

Q: what do you call a guy with a stolen cat in his pocket A: The police because stealing animals is illegal

thumb_up thumb_down +1

The Aristocrats

thumb_up thumb_down +1

How many babies does it take to paint a wall red? Depends on how hard you throw them.

thumb_up thumb_down -1

In particle-joke physics, the antijoke is the extension of the concept of the antiparticle to the joke, where the antijoke is composed of antiparticles in the same way that the normal joke is composed of particles. Furthermore, mixing jokes and antijokes can lead to the annihilation of both, in the same way that mixing antiparticles and particles does.The result of antijoke meeting jokes is an explosion.[1]

thumb_up thumb_down -3

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

thumb_up thumb_down -3

What did the white person say to the black person? Nothing, the black person was sleeping.

thumb_up thumb_down -3

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

thumb_up thumb_down -3

How can you tell if a duck is watching you? Look at its eyes

thumb_up thumb_down -3

The President, a terrorist, a student, and a genius were on a crashing plane. They all died.

thumb_up thumb_down -3

What's worse then listening to Nickleback? The Holo- On second thought, nothing.

thumb_up thumb_down -5

France never surrender.

thumb_up thumb_down -5

Why was the school teacher crying? Because after 12 minutes of watching each one of your students be crushed to death by an 18 wheeler, anyone would cry.

thumb_up thumb_down -5

Q. What do you call the person that graduated at the bottom of his medical department? A. Doctor

thumb_up thumb_down -7

Why did the girl drop her lolly pop? She was hit by a bus.

thumb_up thumb_down -7

Why did the chicken cross the road? Boom! Splat! You'll never know.

thumb_up thumb_down -7

Jumping out of an airplane without a parachute is a once in a lifetime expeirence.

thumb_up thumb_down -9

How do you stop an assassin? Kill their target

thumb_up thumb_down -11

Who is Soulja Boy's best friend? YOUUUUUUUUUUUU

thumb_up thumb_down -15

What do you call an anti joke website? http://anti-joke.com

thumb_up thumb_down -19

they make me sick. i hate them all with their big noses. they should all be rounded up and............... Oh I'm sorry, i thought this was anti-jew.com

thumb_up thumb_down -21

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

Our Updated iOS App!

We've just released huge update to the iOS app! Now, access all your favorite text and photo sites like Anti-Joke, DIYLOL! A few things didn't make the original cut (like comments) but they'll be back soon. Best of all, the app is now FREE! Get it here.

The Anti Joke Book


NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK!  Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

MOAR??

Want more? You might be interested in...


Anti-Joke Chicken

Anti-Joke Triceratops