Dana Cohen not having herpes.

The jets are a good team..

Why did the man go to space? He was a highly trained astronaut

why does renee suk at tetris? i dont know thats why im asking

Why is this website named Anti Joke because that's what the creator wanted it to be called

Adam knocks on the door. Eve: who is it? Adam: Don't be silly, just open the f*cking door.

Rick Perry.

How many jews can you fit in a car? 2 in the front, 2 in the back, and 50 in the ashtray.

What's the difference between medicine and astronomy ? They're different fields of studies.

Rebecca Black sings a song.

You better run like your ass is under fire, because it will be if you don't.

whats green white black red and can fly? nothing.

Why did Napoleon cross his legs? Because he had to go to the bathroom

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? He had a heart attack

Two black guys walk into a bar. Bartender asks them what they want to drink.

Why did the sixteen year old girl get an abortion? She didn't want the responsibility of raising a child

your mamas so fat when she puts on a belt she has to use a bomarang to get it around her.

An attractive naked woman walks into a bar. Everyone is surprised, and all the straight men, gay women and bi-sexual men and women in the bar are sexually aroused.

How many Jews can you fit in a car? Statistically speaking, in a brief survey done by the United States Traffic Commission, they stated that a standard 4-door sedan had the highest percentile of drivers. So, in regards to the legal system, a person may only fit, in fact, 5 jews in a car.

knock knock go away

Whats similar between a plum and a rabbit? They are both purple, except for the rabbit.

What do you do when a girl you gave roofies to wakes up? Take your tongue out of her ass and run!

What is worse than 10 dead babies in a trash can? 1 dead baby in 10 trash cans

What do homeless people get for Christmas? Nothing, they are homeless.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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