Where was little suzie the day after the house fire? At the hospital, being treated for minor burns.

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I jizzed in my pants. It tasted good

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Why did Tina's parents stop calling her? Because they died

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Ouch, a papercut .. what could be worse? A hatchet cut.

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why didn't the kid win the talent show? He wasn't talented.

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Man: Drink this. Man 2: Ok. (Drinks it) Man; You drank a powerful substance that is 20000 times stronger than hydrochloric acid! Man2: Oh FUCK! Kelvin Yang.

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Q; What smells like chicken, tastes like turkey and looks like duck? A; Nothing...dumbass.

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What did Sally get for Christmas? Nothing, Sally is dead

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A whole family go to a water park. They have a great day.

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knock knock whos there .. derp

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My dad beats my mom At checkers

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Q:why didn't billy go to soccer practice A:there was a billboard stapled to his neck

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A straight-A star quarterback was about to throw the game-winning pass during the final game of his school's season. If he got this pass their undefeated record would have been completed for the last 50 years. Before he threw the pass, he was sacked by a defender. He fell incorrectly and broke both of his legs, rendering all of his scholarships invalid. He hasn't walked since.

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a jew, a gay, and an irishman walk int a bar at different times during the soan of 5 hours.

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How many jews can you fit in a car? 2 in the front, 2 in the back, and 50 in the ashtray.

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What is the difference between jam and jelly? Jam has chunks of fruit, jelly does not.

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how many letters are in Montana? 7 yes

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It was being chased by a predator and crossing the road led it away from it's pursuer.

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What did the blonde do when she found out one is most likely to get in a car accident within 6 miles of the home? She drove more carefully in her neighborhood.

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Why did Napoleon cross his legs? Because he had to go to the bathroom

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A lady goes into the store to buy potatoes. Then she eats them.

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Hey I just met you And this is crazy There's the kitchen Sandwich maybe?

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What is the difference between a woman and a whale? One has big whiskers and is fat and filthy, the other one lives in the sea and is a mammal

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Q: What did the hobo get for Christmas? A: Hypothermia.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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