Why couldn't dracula's wife get to sleep? She had insomnia.

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9/11 was a shocking time for all of us.

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What's the difference between Santa Clause and Tiger Woods? One is a mythical person who parents exploit to get their children to behave due to lack of parenting skills.

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A man comes home late from work what does he find? His wife and children murdered.

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What is the big difference between chopped pork and pea soup? One of them involves the killing of an intelligent animal and the other involves the harvesting of seeds from a non-sentient plant.

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A duck walked up to a bad hearing drug dealer, and dealer asked duck, "What you do want?" A duck said, "Quack!" So dealer gave duck a crack

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YOU SHALL NOT PASS!!!!!!!!! why not?

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How do you get blood from a stone? Put it in a snowball.

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crips r blue bloodz r red choose crips nd thn ur dead (bloodz swoopp)

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What's the problem with blonde people? They don't have black hair.

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What's a four letter word that ends with "rape"? Stop.

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How do you make a baby cry? You hit it in the face with a hammer.

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why did obama become president? people voted 4 him.

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a guy walks down a street when he sees a bomb he walks away

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There once was a man from Peru who dreamed he was eating his shoe he woke with a fright, in the middle of the night and then went back to sleep

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A black guy and a Mexican were in a car. Who was Driving? The police

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What's red and puts out fires? A fire truck? Oh, you've heard this joke before.

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A bear walks into a bar. Mauls every one in it, then is shot to death by animal control.

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What do you call a person with no eyes? Blind.

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What time is it? 12:19. weren't we supposed to leave like 5 minutes ago? 4. For the mall...

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theres a fat guy

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a Mormon knocked on my front door three times, and i took three seconds to answer, whe shook hands for three seconds. how many dead kittens can fit in my blender?

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why was little tommy thirsty? because he had juvenile diobetese

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