A guy walks into a bar, and then orders a jack and coke.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

Why are haikus dumb Because they are just stupid Get it a haiku It is a haiku hashaha

If you dislike this you are a homosexual (watch how many dislike this)

The Aristocrats

Men's rights

Q: what do you call a guy with a stolen cat in his pocket A: The police because stealing animals is illegal

how do you french braid? ask a french dude to braid your hair DUHH

Womens Sports

It gets very hot in Mianus, Connecticut

Q. How do you make a blonde sad? A. Tell her that her entire family died in an accident.

make me a sandwich!

why did the chicken cross the road? because he felt like it.

why do anti jokes suck???? Because CC is Jewish and rapes orphan squirrels EJ

Q.)What did the man say to the toilet A.) Hi Jon

Yo' mama's so fat, she has difficulty finding clothes that fit

What did the little boy with cancer get for his birthday .............. Nothing because he died before his birthday

Why did Sally go to McDonalds? Because she felt like it

Johnny just finished his pie.

I wanted to burn some calories, so i lit a fat kid on fire

Yo' mama so retarded shes retarted!

A member of the KKK is walking along the street enjoying the nice weather. He then turns his attention to a black man on the other side of the street and stopped dead in his tracks. He stepped on a land mine.

How many spots does a giraffe have? Depends on the giraffe.

How did Jimmy lose seven pounds? I killed him.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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