- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Anti-Joke Chicken

Anti-Joke Triceratops

Steering Wheel Face.

why do black people like basketball? because it envolves running shooting and stealing

Roses are red Violets are red Everything is red If you are dead... Or a potato

Asians...

Ya well your momma's so hot...I'd bang her

A baby seal walks into a club.

womans rights

What's green, fuzzy, and would likely cause fatal harm if it were to fall on someone? A pool table.

A man walked into a haunted house and screamed. He had stepped on a nail.

What did the teacher say to the student who stepped on a rusty nail? You have to go to the Nurse's Office to get a band-aid- I don't have any.

Whats the difference between a horse and a pile of wheat? Its a pile of wheat.

Whats the definition of helpless? A quadraplegic in a washing machine

What did the boy say after he hit his head? I just hit my head.

Two black guys are in an elevator, one guy gets off at the sixth floor, and the other on the eighth. And thats it.

does your face hurt? yeah, neither does mine.

why did the boy drop her ice cream? -he got hit by a bus

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a horse walks into a barn

What happened when the asian girl got an 89 on her Test? Her parents kicked her out of their house.

What did the cat say when it jumped into the cardboard box? Meow

How do you make a professional wrestler cry? You could stab him repeatedly with a box cutter and demand his social security number, but I wouldn't suggest it. He would most likely beat you up.

which of the following is right -the yoke is white -the yoke are white neither the yoke is yellow

A black man, a Mexican, and a Jew walk into a bar. The white bartender kills them all because he was a huge racist.

A black man walks into a Subway restaurant, and goes up to the counter. The cashier already knows that he's going to order the chicken, but how does he know? Because the black man is a regular, and orders the same thing every time.

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