- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A bear walks into a bar. There were 4 fatalities and 3 were taken to the hospital.

What do a comb and a guitar have in common? Neither of them can climb trees.

What's black and white, and red all over? A police car. Well, maybe it's not red all over. Just that little light on top. Oh, and the tail lights.

What's a Mexican who walks down the street called? A pedestrian.

how do you kill a rich blonde? give her black die

LAMBORGHINI MERCY, YO CHICK SHE SO THIRSTY! IM IN THAT 2 SEAT LAMBO WITH YO GIRL... and I'm giving her some Gatorade because it'll quench her thirst but I'm making sure she doesn't spill on my seats because it's new, k

What did the sexually promiscuous man get for Christmas? AIDS.

What's 9 +10 19

A duck walks into a bar. Animal control is promptly called and the duck is released at a nearby park.

Q. Why does Hugo masturbate? A. To build muscle.

A chicken walks into a bar and the bartender asks "What'll it be?" His friends are very concerned about his sanity.

What do you call a man who just died 5 minutes ago? Dead.

A cat and a dog walk into a bar. The bartender says "it's refreshing to see perennial enemies enjoying each others company".

Slavery

Why was the boy sad? He had a frog stapled to his face.

What do you call a black guy flying an airplane? A pilot.

Q: Why can't Helen Keller drive? A:Because she is a woman A: She is blind deaf and dumb A: No seriously because she is dead.

Penis

Why did the girl fall off the swing set? Because she had no arms.

A fish walks into a bar

Two guys walk into a bar. The third one ducks.

Three blondes walk into a bar. They have an intellectual conversation over some drinks.

Knock Knock? WHAT?!?!?

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