Why did the chicken cross the road? There was food there.

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Why doesn't the Athiest wear socks? He has a minor fungal condition on his feet.

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Why do firemen wear red suspenders? To keep their pants up

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What do you call a guy with a car on his head? Immediate identification would not be possible. The man would be referred to by his estimated demographics. Circumstantial evidence and dental reports may be required for identification at which points the family's would be notified. Only after this will the man's name would be released to the media who would in turn report this.

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Knock Knock Who's there? Hodor

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Haha pizza

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Q: What's big and white and can't climb trees? A: a fridge

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What happened when a gay man asked a straight man what time it was? He told him the correct time, they parted ways and went about with their lives.

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How do you make a chicken laugh. By showing it how to cross the road

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Roses are red, Violet are blue. I just thought I'd let you know, But don't worry- this isn't a poem.

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3 black men walk into a bar. They order their drinks, tip the bartender, and could not have been more courteous.

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womens rights

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A man was driving to work when he realized he hadn't told his wife happy anniversary. He turned the car around to head back home only to remember that their anniversary was on Friday, not Thursday. The man shared some nervous laughter with himself as the radio played in the background. He continued on toward work and had a run of the mill day meeting with potential clients.

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-What do you get when you graph the division of x by the square root of 69? - I don't know, what? -I was asking you, as my family's low economic status hinders my ability to buy a graphing calculator.

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Wana hear something dirty? Mud

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Q How do you make pie. A You cook it

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Why can't Michael J. Fox draw a perfect circle? Because he has Parkinson's Disease which causes his hands to shake uncontrollably thus making drawing anything relatively difficult and a perfect circle impossible.

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A kid is Jackin off and his dad walks in and says if you keep jackin off you will loose your sight. the kid says dad im over here.

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A tourist is hungry, so he asks a stranger to point him to the nearest McDonald's. The stranger points to the McDonald's across the street. As the tourist crosses the street, he gets hit by a car AND DIES. McDonald's kills.

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Awesome! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> minecraftnow.us <<

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A bear walks into a bar. There were 4 fatalities and 3 were taken to the hospital.

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A baby tastes grapefruit juice for the first time. She is allergic and immediately begins convulsing and dies.

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What did the man say to hitler? hi hitler.

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what's worse than finding a worm in your apple? seeing this joke 1000 times on this website

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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