- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Knock Knock. Who's there? Commie. Commie who? Commie Johnson. We went to high school together.

Why didn't the boy enjoy his lunch? It was dinner time.

Child Prostitution.

What did Bobby get for Christmas? Nothing, Bobby is an orphan and has no friends.

Carlton

Roses are red Violets are blue I suck at poems, nice tits

A black guy walks in to a bar.

I was walking on the beach when I heard a man yell "Help, Shark, Help!" and I laughed, because I knew the shark wasn't going to help him.

What happens when you mix 3 pounds of baking soda, 2 dozen cans of Mr. Pibb cola, and a live tortoise? It makes a terrible mess and your wife gets upset at you for getting the house so dirty. She refuses to clean it up.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Hodor

What's funny? Women's rights.

Black people are innocent.

Yo' mama so stupid, she has a lower IQ than the average person.

roses are red, violets are blue, I suck at rimes, refridgerator.

Why did Hitler cross the road? To get to the other side.

Why was grandma lying on the floor? She just died of lung cancer.

Wher did suzy go after the explosion? everywhere

Hey dude ask me if im a tree!? Are you a tree? No

Why....... Because.

yo mamma so fat she seen a yellow train full of white people and she said stop that twinkie

What do you get when you put a dead baby and some nails in a blender? A dead baby and some nails

How do you confuse a blond? Ask her to solve ( [3x - 3x^2 +1]^744 ) x ( [- 3x + 3x^2 +1]^745 )

What is the difference between a black guy and a bucket of crap? Well, one consists of two inanimate objects (a bucket and feces) and the other is a human being of African/African-American descent. As you can see there really is no real comparison here.

Whats worse then a Republican? 9/11.

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