What's worse than losing your job? Getting brutally sodimized and murdered by a serial rapist.

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This guy was driving in a car with a blonde. He told her to stick her head out the window and see if the blinker worked. She stuck her head out and said, yes.

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Matt swam through watter. Gaby drowned on dry land.

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I got shot, you laughed

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What happened when the asian girl got an 89 on her Test? Her parents kicked her out of their house.

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Why can't you fool an aborted fetus? Because it wasn't born yesterday.

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jokes r dumb

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Q: Why is 6 afraid of 7? A: Because 7 killed 6's family

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Women's rights

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What do apples taste like? Apples.

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What did Batman say to Robin before they got into the car? Get in the car!

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What did the girl with no arms or legs get for Christmas? A bicycle.

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The new pickup line. The human body has 206 bones in it. I have broken one of them, please take me to a hospital.

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Why did the priest renew his...SHIT, A BEAR!!

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So there's this cup that I own... I use it to aid in the drinking of my hot or cold beverages.

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What do a Shark and a lemon have in common? They can both swim, except for the lemon

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Q:Where does a woman work at if she has a job? A: IHOP!!!

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The number one killer of daredevil's is the ground.

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A dyslexic Irishman walks out of a bra.

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Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a tomato.

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"You know what they say about people with big swords." What do they say? Man that's a big sword.

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What do you call a jew in a room full of gold? I highly improbable scenario in which the circumstances of how this "man" seemingly got into a gold room are unexplained.

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My dad beats my mom At checkers

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This joke isnt funny.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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