Why do firemen wear red suspenders? To keep their pants up

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what did rebecca say to sabrina ? CALL wass !!

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Whats worse then finding a worm in your apple? getting fisted by hulk

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What did the cowboy say to the alien? Nothing, this is a dream. Wake up.

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A white police officer pulled over a black guy on the highway. The cop asked him for license and registration. The black guy had a tail light out, and was very polite and cooperative. The two became close friends, but then one night, the black guy went to the house of the white cop. The black guy brought his wife and daughter over for a dinner party, eating grilled turkey sandwiches with mayonnaise. When the cop's attractive wife asked the black guy if he would like some fresh watermelon from the patch in their back yard, he respectfully declined, for he needed to return to his own home to patiently wait for a business call from one of his employees, who was also a very intelligent and hard working African male. Once home, the black guy turned on his stereo, to listen to some calming country music at an appropriately low level of volume, as his daughter and wife had gone to sleep, for the wife also had work in the morning, at her law firm, and her daughter had a job interview after her day of classes at Dartmouth were out for the day... then Martin Luther King Jr. woke up from his dream, and was soon thereafter assassinated.

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What's the last thing that went through John F Kennedy's head? a bullet

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Black Poeple

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How do you confuse a blonde? £74.56.5 x 4^4^4^5 (7) : [15(68yf4+s)]

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Why did Hitler go to the hospital? Because he shot and poisoned himself.

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Haha pizza

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why did the chicken cross the road? to get to the other side why didnt the chicken cross back? for the first time in his life, Clucky the chicken, felt liberated. his cruel life flashed before his eyes, forcing him to remember all the bad tines he had spent on the McKinley farm. all the eggs stolen from him, watching all his friends being taken for slaughter. it all came back. from the other side of the road, Clucky saw a place he never wanted to go back to, a place he wanted to forget. the day he chose not to cross back was the first real day in Clucky's life.

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A man walks into a store, and says to the cashier: "I'd like to buy 6 fridges". The cashier says: "Why do you need that many fridges?" The man says: "I'm an antelope!"

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Knock Knock. Who's there? Orange. Orange who? Orange you glad I didn't say mustache? ...No. I wish you had said mustache.

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How do you keep children off your front lawn? You molest them.

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Knock knock. Whos there? To get to the other side.

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Whats worse then reading the same joke over and over again? Getting mutilated by a cupcake.

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So I went to the airport the other day, and the new TSA regulations are very strict.

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"I love you terribly!" said the girl to her new boyfriend. "For Christ's sakes, Grandma, put your pants back on!"

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Why did sally fall of the swing? She didn't have any arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Not Sally.

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What has human male genitalia? A human male

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A kid is Jackin off and his dad walks in and says if you keep jackin off you will loose your sight. the kid says dad im over here.

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Why did the girl fall off the swing set? Because she had no arms.

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Q: What do cooks do for a living? A: Eh muffin.

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