What did the first muffin say to the second? Nothing. Muffins can't talk, you idiot.

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Oh hey is your dad good at golf? No, he's not really good at anything except lying.

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Q:Whats the difference between a dead dog and a dead baby? A:The dog has skidmarks in front of it -RDV

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hi ....................... oh i thought this was a chat room !!!!!!!

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Roses are shit Violets are my dick Guess what I do for a living? Sex with refrigerator monkeys!

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How do you get a beautiful woman to go to bed with you? "How?" It's not a joke, it's a legitimate question!

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Guy 1 : what you watching? Guy 2 : a documentary on birds Guy 1 : can i watch it with you? Guy 2 : yeah sure go for it.....

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wat does say to another bird....... chirp chirp

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Why did Helen Keller's dog run away? It didn't; by the time Keller owned her first dog, she was an adult with exceptional communicative abilities for one with her condition. She frequently wrote about her beloved dogs and is even credited with introducing the Akita breed to the United States. If her dog had run away, it would be unlikely that she would have been allowed further dogs.

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Roses are red Violets are blue Actually they are not, they are purple. Whoever the uneducated idiot was who made up that poem deserves nothing more then a slap in the face

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penis

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What's brown a sticky? -A stick

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Roses are red Roses are red What is big Cherenets head

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A deer walked into a hunter's bar... and was shot.

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HAPPY NOVEMBER 2

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When is a door not a door? When it is a cup.

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Why did the woman die Because she was old

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So one time this woman was learning...

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Why is evan a lil poop? cause he pooped my poop all the pooping ;)

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a drunk man got 3 beers and a 5 whiskys

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What's better than winning the Special Olympics? Not being mentally retarded.

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A man goes into a store to buy some bread, He asks a woman behind the counter for help. She says " We have white, wheat, or rye. What kind would you like?" . To which the man replies, " It does not matter, I rode my bicycle.

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Why did the homosexual rapist walk into the pizza shop? Because he was hungry after a long day of raping little boys.

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What did the baby get for his 1st birthday? Nothing, he was a Harlequin baby, therefore dying during the last stages of pregnancy.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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