- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the mother give her family for christmas? Nothing. The family is Jewish.

Q:Whats the difference between a dead dog and a dead baby? A:The dog has skidmarks in front of it -RDV

What did the boy get from Penn State University? A College Degree

Whats the definition of helpless? A quadraplegic in a washing machine

There once was a man from Nantucket. He said it was a great place to retire.

why did the boy drop her ice cream? -he got hit by a bus

Why do firemen wear red suspenders? To keep their pants up.

Dana Cohen not having herpes.

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Where did Susie go during the bombing? Everywhere

How do you make a professional wrestler cry? You could stab him repeatedly with a box cutter and demand his social security number, but I wouldn't suggest it. He would most likely beat you up.

What's worse than a baby dying of AIDS? It depends upon one's frame of reference. A family living in the US might consider the death of a baby by AIDS a horrible act by the gods. But to a similar family in sub-Saharan Africa, this might be a regular, albeit tragic occurrence.

What is long, erect, and 12 inches long? A ruler.

An Englishman, Scotsman and an Irishman walk into a pub where they are presented with a situation, the Englishman and Scotsman react appropriately but the Irishman does something foolish.

How do you tell if your sister is on her period? Cause your dads dick tastes funny...

Why did the black guy jump into the pool? Because he wanted to go swimming

Dani Barton = Stupid

What is the difference between jam and jelly? Jam has chunks of fruit, jelly does not.

What's worse than the Holocaust? Finding a worm in your apple.

whats worse then finding a finger in your soup? - being a cook and losing a finger

Why did the jew put a parking meter on his roof.? ....So santa would have to pay to park.

A rebellious teenage boy throws a dozen eggs on the street, now he has no eggs.

What is the difference between a man and a woman? Genitals

Wife: 'what did I put into the washing machine ?' Husband: laundry

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