Why did man push another man off of a building? Because he is a homocidal maniac and should be in federal prison

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Wher did suzy go after the explosion? everywhere

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What do you call a black guy driving a plane? A pilot.

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Knock, knock. Who's there? Interrupting Cow. Interru--- MOO! I'm so sorry, I have Tourette's Syndrome and cannot control these sudden outbursts. Please continue.

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fart

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what do you call a black priest? holy shit!

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cc

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Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot turned into a loaf of bread.

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Knock Knock COME IN!!!!

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How do you make $10,000 in 1 day? I don't know, but I wish I did.

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Why did Justin Bieber smile in his mug shot? He did not understand the consequences of his horrible actions that could have killed many innocent men, woman, or children and, in jail, there could be very dangerous people living there.

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Whats white and can't climb trees? A Fridge

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A horse walks into a bar and the bar tender says, "Why the long face?" and the horse says, "I have cancer."

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What did the mute guy say to the deaf guy? *awkward silence* What did the deaf guy say to the mute guy? *Awkward silence....huh?*

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Knock Knock Why are you knocking? I have a doorbell.

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What's worse than losing your job? Getting brutally sodimized and murdered by a serial rapist.

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Q: What do you call a group of asians riding their bikes while carrying large bags of merchandise filled with an ample amount of video games? A: Obviously, a few enviromentally-friendly entrepreneurs who managed to make enough of a profit via their established buisness to the extent that they could buy what they required and get some other desired items as well.

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No.

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What's yellow and can not swim? A Bulldozer

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Roses are grey Violets are grey I'm a dog

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Q: Why can't Helen Keller drive? A:Because she is a woman A: She is blind deaf and dumb A: No seriously because she is dead.

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Awesome! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> minecraftnow.us <<

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A man was driving to work when he realized he hadn't told his wife happy anniversary. He turned the car around to head back home only to remember that their anniversary was on Friday, not Thursday. The man shared some nervous laughter with himself as the radio played in the background. He continued on toward work and had a run of the mill day meeting with potential clients.

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A van drives into a car. An hour earlier, the man who was driving the van walked into a bar.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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