If shes old enough to count..... Then having sex with her would be considered illegal.

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To whomever it may concern, You are currently reading this anonymous letter from someone anonymous. I’m currently watching you read this letter. I am not a threat. I am not Big Brother. I am someone anonymous. You will never find out who I am. You may have a few ideas of who this might be, but you will be wrong. Just know that I am watching you. That is all. I love you. All for Jesus -A

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What's red, white, and black, and spins around? A kitten in a blender

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a priest, a bishop and a cardinal walk into bar to hand out pamphlets about alcoholism

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Two robots are walking down the street together and walk into a bar. Just kidding, they can't walk because they have Polio.

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Daddy daddy daddy. What. Will you buy me a porn for my birthday. What! I want porn daddy. Shut up gosh your a 8 year old girl

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Hi Danny it's Louis Tehe

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You know, dark humor just isn't everyone's cup of liquiffied dead baby.

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How do you make a baby cry? You hit it in the face with a hammer.

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Yo mama so fat she was diagnosed with diabetes and now has to regulate her daily intake of foods.

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Why was the blond looking at the orange juice box? Because she was reading the nutritional content of orange juice.

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Your mom is so fat she has type 2 diabetes.

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Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread. Why did the car crash? Because the driver was a loaf of bread. Why did the boat sink? Because the pirates attacked.

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There once was a man from Peru who dreamed he was eating his shoe he woke with a fright, in the middle of the night and then went back to sleep

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whats the difference between a pizza and a jew -a pizza is food

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a black guy and a mexican are in a car, who's driving? a taxi driver.

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Knock Knock. Who's there? Orange. Orange who? Orange you glad I didn't say mustache? ...No. I wish you had said mustache.

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A: Knock, knock. B:Who's there? A: It's your neighbor, Sam. B: Oh, well my extended family is over for dinner at the moment. Would you mind coming back later? A: I suppose that would be alright.

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How many jews do you need to change a lightbulb? -One.

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Hey dude ask me if im a tree!? Are you a tree? No

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A boy with red hair is happy.

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How do you kill a blue elephant, with a blue elephant gun, how do you kill a pink elephant, you strangle it until it turns blue and shoot it with a blue elephant gun.

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A man walks into a bar. He's blind.

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If John has 50 candy bars, and he eats 45, how many cadybars does John have? Diabetes, John has diabetes.

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