Knock, knock. Who's there? A black Russian.

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Why are haikus dumb Because they are just stupid Get it a haiku It is a haiku hashaha

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Yo momma is so dumb she... oh god, i'm so sorry, she was driving and she just looked down at her cellphone and there was a red light and all the cars were coming she didn't even stop oh god i'm so sorry.

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Stephen Hawking walks into a bar.

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What's big, black, wide, long, and has white lines all over it? A new highway road.

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Why did the child drop it's lollipop? Because they got hit by a bus.

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Why did the young girl fall off of the swing set? Because a man came up behind her and pushed her. He then picked her up, brought her home and fed her a nice three course meal and put her to bed. When she woke up she snuck out of the house and alerted the police.

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In soviet Russia... there is a distinct probability that you will get mugged due to the high crime rate and gang ruled streets.

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If you were an octopus what would you? Say "I an octopus".

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It gets very hot in Mianus, Connecticut

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ghjwASFDJHKJZFKLJFHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHA GGGG DG FUC K DISLIKE ME!

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Why couldn't dracula's wife get to sleep? She had insomnia.

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what makes white men feel embarrassed and and ashamed? when they find out their girllfriend has been sleeping with a black man.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side.

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What do you call it when Justin Bieber has sex with a woman? Statutory Rape.

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What do you call an anti joke website? http://anti-joke.com

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Why was the little Latino boy sad? Because his father sexually molested him earlier in the evening.

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A girl walks into a bar. She's a lesbian.

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james schmitt whats your last name

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why did the man have solar panels on his house? because he had some money left over cos he won the lottery

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Why did the man burp? Because gases escaped from his stomach and came out of his mouth.

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When I was in 4th grade, I was fat. The other kids would take my lunch and spit in all the food, then give it back. Teachers started to wonder why I wasn't eating, and soon began to ask me if I was anorexic. I replied, "do I look anorexic!?" I'm now 6 foot 3 and weigh 56 pounds. *FUN FACT: based on a heartwarming true story.

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What did the dog do when it raised its leg? It peed.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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