Q: What do you call a ghost with a broken leg? A: Hoblin Goblin.

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9:11 make a wish

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What's yellow and can not swim? A Bulldozer

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A man was driving to work when he realized he hadn't told his wife happy anniversary. He turned the car around to head back home only to remember that their anniversary was on Friday, not Thursday. The man shared some nervous laughter with himself as the radio played in the background. He continued on toward work and had a run of the mill day meeting with potential clients.

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A cat and a dog walk into a bar. The bartender says "it's refreshing to see perennial enemies enjoying each others company".

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Jingle bells, batman smells, robin laid an egg.

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Why did the rooster chase the chicken? - They were playing tag!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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What did the teacher say to the student who stepped on a rusty nail? You have to go to the Nurse's Office to get a band-aid- I don't have any.

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Why was the protester tied to a tree? They were tired of him protesting.

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Why did the Sara fall off the swing, Because she had no arms. Knock, knock Who's there not sara.

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What do you call a bunch of balck men running down a hill. A bunch of balck men running down a hill.

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What did the boy say after he hit his head? I just hit my head.

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what do you call a cucumber that is wearing a dress.... an asian lady

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How do you cure AIDS? You can't.

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Hey Patrick Yea? I found something funnier then 24 Give to me buddy 25

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Today I had sex with a married man, but thats OK he's my husband

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cheese

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Knock Knock Whos there? The IRS *locking noise*

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Why can't Tommy the T-Rex clap? Because dinosaurs have been extinct for 65 Million years.

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A black succeeds

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What's the difference between a duck? A vest has no sleeves.

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What do you get when you cross an owl with a bunge cord? My ass!

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Dead baby jokes aren't funny, dead babies are though.

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The Bible

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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