- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's brown and rhymes with Snoop? Dr. Dre.

Knock knock Nobody's home.

Your mom is such a slut that she has herpes.

Why wasn't the woman in the kitchen? Because she was in the living room.

What do you call a black pilot? A pilot you racist.

William Raines.

Q: what do you call a guy with a stolen cat in his pocket A: The police because stealing animals is illegal

What do you call a person trying to save his interprise from partaking in a financial collapse by binging on alcohal? An alcoholic.

Knock, knock. You do realize you can actually physically knock on the door instead of just imitating the sound effect with your mouth, right? It's actually way more effective that way. Just saying, since it's raining outside and you're cold and want to come in...

What smells worse than an old women's fart? the rotting carcus of a dead baby

black people. that is all...

Roses are red Voliets are blue I suck at making poems Refrigerator

Roses are red Roses are red What is big Cherenets head

A man goes into a store to buy some bread, He asks a woman behind the counter for help. She says " We have white, wheat, or rye. What kind would you like?" . To which the man replies, " It does not matter, I rode my bicycle.

When is the right time to have sex with a 16 year old? After consent from her parents

Roses are red Violets are blue And so does your mom…

What did the chicken do before it crossed the road? Looked both ways and then crossed with caution while looking out for oncoming vehicles.

What did one Rhino say to the other? My, I'm sure glad we found this decadent watering-hole.

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Have you heard the one about the drunk cleaning lady? I haven't either but I bet it is good. That is a pretty good premise for a joke.

Knock Knock Who's there A pile up A pile up who

What's worse than being raped? Being raped after getting raped.

What's more satistfying then good sex? A nice loud, stinky fart.

What's the difference between a porsche and a pile of dead babies? I don't have a porsche in my garage.

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