...Jack Vale

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1+1= 69

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A white police officer pulled over a black guy on the highway. The cop asked him for license and registration. The black guy had a tail light out, and was very polite and cooperative. The two became close friends, but then one night, the black guy went to the house of the white cop. The black guy brought his wife and daughter over for a dinner party, eating grilled turkey sandwiches with mayonnaise. When the cop's attractive wife asked the black guy if he would like some fresh watermelon from the patch in their back yard, he respectfully declined, for he needed to return to his own home to patiently wait for a business call from one of his employees, who was also a very intelligent and hard working African male. Once home, the black guy turned on his stereo, to listen to some calming country music at an appropriately low level of volume, as his daughter and wife had gone to sleep, for the wife also had work in the morning, at her law firm, and her daughter had a job interview after her day of classes at Dartmouth were out for the day... then Martin Luther King Jr. woke up from his dream, and was soon thereafter assassinated.

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what did rebecca say to sabrina ? CALL wass !!

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A father of 4 commits suicide. his kids celebrate shortly after.

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Why did the woman die? She was hit by a bus.

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A bear walks into a bar. Mauls every one in it, then is shot to death by animal control.

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Why did the plane full of Arabs crash? One of The engines failed

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what's worse than two dead babies? three dead babies.

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Why couldn't Jimmy ride a bike Jimmy is a goldfish

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theres a fat guy

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What's the difference between blacks and whites? The skin color

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"I love you terribly!" said the girl to her new boyfriend. "For Christ's sakes, Grandma, put your pants back on!"

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What do you call a retarded man? Nothing, because it's inappropriate to call retarded people names.

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Two men are waiting for the traffic light to cross the road. One looks at the other and says 'Hello!' The other replies 'Hello!'

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Why did sally fall of the swing? She didn't have any arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Not Sally.

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How is Stevie Wonder like Ray Charles? They are both talented musicians

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A horse walks into a bar. The bartender jokingly asks him, "Why the long face?!" The horse replies, "I was just diagnosed with cancer."

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Want to hear a joke? Justin Bieber

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there was an owl, she had a baby, threw up, then died

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Why did Jack and Jill fall down the hill? Because they were donuts

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Awesome! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> minecraftnow.us <<

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3 black men walk into a bar. They order their drinks, tip the bartender, and could not have been more courteous.

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