What did the dog say when his family's grandmother came back to life from the dead and ate everyone? Nothing. This is a highly improbable situation, and furthermore, dogs cannot speak.

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i went to have a wank over anime as well yesterday, the i realised i dont have a penis. -adam fantuzzi

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Guy 1 : what you watching? Guy 2 : a documentary on birds Guy 1 : can i watch it with you? Guy 2 : yeah sure go for it.....

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A Christian and a Jew walk into a bar. The bartender says "What'll you two have to drink?" The Christian says "I'll have a beer." and get this, the Jew says................................"I'll have a beer too."

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What time is it? 10:58

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why do anti jokes suck???? Because CC is Jewish and rapes orphan squirrels EJ

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A black woman and an Asian woman are both driving their cars. They arrive safely at their respective destinations.

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A man walks into a pole and freezes to death.

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whats pink and fluffy? candy floss.

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Why are Chinese people only allowed one child? Because their government states so.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It was being chased by a predator and crossing the road led it away from it's pursuer.

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How can you tell if a duck is watching you? Look at its eyes

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- Bob, what's interesting to see in NYC ? - Yes, exactly

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This joke isnt funny.

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This is a haiku The second line is longest Hippopotamus.

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A Christian, a Jew, and a Hindu walked into a bar - guess what happened then? Well two of them are alcoholics so they wisely changed their minds and left, then the other one got bored so he left too.

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How much does a Mexican Parade cost? A Nickel

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What do you call a bunch of black people in a red car.... A jaffa

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What do you do when a girl you gave roofies to wakes up? Take your tongue out of her ass and run!

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black people. that is all...

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How do you make a plumber cry? Kill his family

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A gorilla walks into the DMV to apply for a drivers license. Turns out it was just some guy in a gorilla suit doing a prank. Everybody instantly realized this at the time since gorillas aren't indigenous to the local area. They guy responsible was charged with a small fine for public mischief.

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Womens rights.

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knock, knock. use the doorbell next time.

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