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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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So, this one time, I was at the grocery store. Man, that was nuts.

Why are haikus dumb Because they are just stupid Get it a haiku It is a haiku hashaha

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? He had a heart attack

What do you call an asian man driving a plane? Nothing, you cannot drive a plane you can only fly it

Two men walk into a bar. Seeing as the first man could have suffered a concussion, and been seriously hurt, The second man ducks to avoid also being hit by the bar.

PEN15 IF U R SMART U WILL UNDERSTAND THIS

q. whats worse than finding your girlfriend cheating on you a. the holocaust

TRENT EGENLAUF IS a LITTLE BOY

What's similar about a black person and an apple? Nothing, an apple is a fruit. It has nothing to do with hanging from trees.

How are a duck and a tri-cycle the same? They both have handlebars, except for the duck.

It gets very hot in Mianus, Connecticut

What did the unintelligent sports jock say to the band geek. Hey.

yo momma is so stupid she went to the beach and the whales song " dooooooonnn't stop. belieeeeving. wwwwwhoooooooooooooooOOOOOOOOOOA"

Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding a snake in your liver. Because that could be hazardous to your health.

CHEEZECAKE

Why does six love nine? They both get pleasured

Liars go to hell! -God

Why was the black man chasing the little girl? The black man was the adoptive parent of the little girl and they were playing tag.

Situation. A man trying to find meaning in his life. Question. Why are desieses not colorful, and tasty. Answer. Adolf Hitler and his ice cream songs that he sings on sunday mornings during brunches.

Chuck Norris can fly around the world in under 2 days. In an airplane.

What's grosser than gross? Grosser. What's grosser than that? Grossest.

if this joke was a potato, it would be a good potato

A blonde, a brunette, and a red-head are trapped on a desert island together After many days without food, they resort to cannibalism. The blonde eats the brunette, and the red-head eats the blonde. The red-head eventually dies once the water supply runs out.

A ship sinks in the middle of the South Pacific, only one man survives. He swims over to a deserted island.

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