Geuss what? Bob is wide awake and he likes strawberries but he didn't have any strawberries so he ate a hamburger but fred wanted a hamburger but bob ate it so he just ate bob but bob was wide awake so he saw fred eating him so he called the pigs to come and eat fred because pigs eat anything but the pigs had already eaten their daily freds so they ate bob because they hadn't already eaten their daily bob but fred had already eaten bob so they got angry at fred so they just ate him anyway but then they got fat so a wolf ate them but then some hunters killed the wolf and ate it so they are actually eating a hamburger because the wolf ate the pigs and the pigs ate fred and fred ate bob and bobb ate a hambuger but he actually likes strawberries.

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Well, this is fun.

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what do you call 4 terrorists going off a cliff in a car? A waist because you can fit 2 more in the trunk.

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A Christian and a Jew walk into a bar. The bartender says "What'll you two have to drink?" The Christian says "I'll have a beer." and get this, the Jew says................................"I'll have a beer too."

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q. whats worse than finding your girlfriend cheating on you a. the holocaust

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Roses are red Violets are blue Actually they are not, they are purple. Whoever the uneducated idiot was who made up that poem deserves nothing more then a slap in the face

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Roses are red Violets are blue I have clamidia Because Polly shat on me.

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Have you ever seen Helen Keller's house? No. Well it's really nice.

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What do a Shark and a lemon have in common? They can both swim, except for the lemon

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What did the vegetarian eat for christmas? Food.

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Roses are shit Violets are my dick Guess what I do for a living? Sex with refrigerator monkeys!

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What did the convicted child molester say to the little girl? Nothing, they cut his tongue out in prison.

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black people. that is all...

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What smells worse than an old women's fart? the rotting carcus of a dead baby

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A gorilla walks into the DMV to apply for a drivers license. Turns out it was just some guy in a gorilla suit doing a prank. Everybody instantly realized this at the time since gorillas aren't indigenous to the local area. They guy responsible was charged with a small fine for public mischief.

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why did the boy poop his pants Yhe Holocaust

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Why is evan a lil poop? cause he pooped my poop all the pooping ;)

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What's big, black, wide, long, and has white lines all over it? A new highway road.

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Excuses are like butt holes...they are round

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What do you call a black pilot? A pilot. What are you, racist?

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Knock, knock. Who's there? The police. I'm afraid there's been an accident. Your spouse is in hospital.

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Why was segregation made Illegal? because its more fun to break the law

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What is brown and has 3 legs? My severely injured cat.

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Three black men go to the basketball courts one day hoping to play some ball. On the way there they see a homeless man with a sign that says "Homeless. Anything will help." However, since they were on there way to play ball, none of them found it necessary to bring cash, thus resulting in them walking by the homeless man without giving him any money.

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