What do a comb and a guitar have in common? Neither of them can climb trees.

Why did the chicken cross the road To go to KFC

a man eats at a restaraunt alone, because all the people he loved died in a tragic boating accident while he was out of town on a business trip

What did the penguin say to the polar bear? Nothing because they are on opposite sides of the earth

What's bigger than a whale and has no water? Africa.

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Roses are flowers jordan does it for hours xxxxif ya know what i mean

How do you stop someone from dying of cancer? Shoot them in the head.

Q. Why does Hugo masturbate? A. To build muscle.

how do you reunite the beatles 2 bullets

What did the mother give her family for christmas? Nothing. The family is Jewish.

Q: Why can't Helen Keller drive? A:Because she is a woman A: She is blind deaf and dumb A: No seriously because she is dead.

Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Getting attacked by an evil demonic llama.

Roses are red, Violets are red, Trees are red, Tulips are red, And my garden is red. OMG...MY GARDEN IS ON FIRE

Roses are red Violets are red Grass is red Oh my gosh, my yard is on fire!!!

Why can't you fool an aborted fetus? Because it wasn't born yesterday.

What do babies and caterpillars have in common? They're both dead. Except the caterpillar.

why did the boy drop her ice cream? -he got hit by a bus

Dana Cohen not having herpes.

1 + 1 = 11 Just kidding, it's 2 you moron.

Roses are red Violets are red Tulips are red Bushes are red Trees are red Fences are red OMG MY FENCE IS ON FIRE!

Why did the kid fail the test? Because he was retarded.

Women's rights.

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