- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Where must you go if you have the desire to eat somebody's face? A psychiatric ward. You are clearly going insane and must seek help.

What did the man say to Hitler? You're a douche

How do you kill a blonde? Stab her 64 times in the chest.

Why does your mom moan and scream at night? She had a rough childhood, filled with all types of despair and disappointment.

your moms so fat she has kankles

A women gets on a bus, the bus driver says 'that is the ugliest baby i have ever seen!' the women pays for her ticket and sits on one of the seats while the bus pulls off.

What do you do when you come to a fork in the road? You take it

What did the policeman say to the man accused of murder? Eiiiiijajajaajaja EIIIIJAAAA

Ya well your momma's so hot...I'd bang her

Where did Susie go during the bombing? Everywhere

What's black and white and red all over? Lots of things, including certain ugly clothing.

How many babies does it take to paint a wall red? The number varies based on the amount of skill and understanding each infant has in using the paintbursh and red paint.

What's worse than going to boot camp? - going to concentration camp.

Q: What do you call a man with no arms or legs on your doorstep? A: Whatever his name is.

A blind woman walks into a bar... she stands there confused because she is blind and can't tell what going on.

A penguin walks into a bar and orders a beer................ PENGUINS DON'T WALK OR TALK

What is long, erect, and 12 inches long? A ruler.

Two parrots are in a cage. The one looks at the other one and says, "answer the phone," and the other one says, "where are my car keys."

Why is it wrong to love your neighbour? You would be loving a dickhead.

Chuck Norris walks into a bar. Someone asks for his autograph to which he replies. "Sure"

Q: Whats the difference between a baby and a watermelon A: Ones fun to beat with a sledgehammer, the other ones a watermelon

How many Jews does it take to change a lightbulb? 1, just because their Jewish doesn't mean their incapable of changing a lightbulb.

I have a left shoe. I have a right shoe. I have two feet

Oh hey is your dad good at golf? No, he's not really good at anything except lying.

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