What do you call a man with a convex isogonal nonprismatic head? Rhombicosidodecahedron head.

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Is your refrigerator running? No. Oh perfect, I'm a refrigerator repairman, I'll be right over.

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whats the difference between a ferrari and a pile of dead babies? i dont have a ferrari in my garage

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What's the difference between a Porsche and a pile of dead babies? Lots of stuff.

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What did charles get his sister for christmas? Nothing, he's dead

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What's worse than a male chauvinist pig? A woman that won't do what she's told.

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Whats worst then the Holocaust? Two holocaust's.

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An Irishman walks into a bar and orders a Coke.

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Why won't sharks attack lawyers? Humans tend to fight back, and sharks wouldn't usually be so hungry as to endanger their own lives in this way. Besides, most places where humans swim have shark barriers.

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Hello world

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Why was the boy hot? Because he was stuck in an oven.

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In Soviet Russia you drive car, because a car driving you would be screwed up.

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How did Jimmy lose seven pounds? I killed him.

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Why was the black man happy? He got a raise.

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Have you heard of the Armenian genocide? No? Me neither.

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Why did the plain crash? Because the pilot was a bagel.

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What's red, white, and black, and spins around? A kitten in a blender

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What did the dog do when it raised its leg? It peed.

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A jew walks into a bar. The bartender says "get out you jew!" The bar tender apparently was a Nazi.

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"I see" said the blind man to his dead wife

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Daddy daddy daddy. What. Will you buy me a porn for my birthday. What! I want porn daddy. Shut up gosh your a 8 year old girl

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what happened to the mexican who dropped his ice cream at work? He got a raise, won the $5 billion jackpot, was given ten car dealerships, then died.

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What did Niel Patrick Harris do after coming out of the closet? He grabbed his jacket and went for a delightful stroll in the park.

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Anti Joke

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