jokes r dumb

He do you get an emo kid to stop cutting himself? Take away his knife.

What was the woman doing in the kitchen? Investigating a murder..

Q: why did sally fall off the swing A: she had no arms A:knock knock Q:who is there A:not sally

What did the first muffin say to the second? Nothing. Muffins can't talk, you idiot.

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How many jews can you fit in a car? 2 in the front, 2 in the back, and 50 in the ashtray.

Matt swam through watter. Gaby drowned on dry land.

The WNBA.

Roses are red Violets are red Grass is red Oh my gosh, my yard is on fire!!!

A lady goes into the store to buy potatoes. Then she eats them.

Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a tomato.

Who lives in a pineapple under the sea? Japan

A catholic priest invited one of Sunday school students to his house one night. They watched a movie and the boy was home before his bedtime.

option 1, minecraft VS option 2, friends

Whats the differance between peanut butter and jam? You can't peanut butter your dick into a chicks ass.

The jets are a good team..

Why did the chicken cross the road? It was being chased by a predator and crossing the road led it away from it's pursuer.

how many letters are in Montana? 7 yes

Why did the jew put a parking meter on his roof.? ....So santa would have to pay to park.

What time is it? 10:58

Why are Chinese people only allowed one child? Because their government states so.

What did a cat said to another cat? Nothing because cats dont talk.

knock knock knocking on heavens douoor

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