A man walks into a bar... and gets hurt.

What did one direction do? Nothing, their music is written by someone else they don't use whatever talent they have and they sound I million dying kittens.

wat does say to another bird....... chirp chirp

Making jokes about 9/11 is just plane wrong.

a man walks into a bar several people leave as they can see the potential danger in the situation. - the man (also so known as a hippo) was Matt Ross

The President, a terrorist, a student, and a genius were on a crashing plane. They all died.

How do you make a baby cry? You leave it unattended

The Aristocrats

George W. Bush

What did the boy with no arms and legs get for christmas? A bike.

Q.)What did the man say to the toilet A.) Hi Jon

what do you call a muslim flying a plane 911

how many black guys does it take to screw in a light bulb? who cares even if they could screw it in it wouldnt work because there to poor to aford electricity

whats brown and falls out poop :) - haha

A black gay transvestite prostitute was walking alone through a dark alley one night. Business has been slow tonight, and she is looking for anyone she can find. Suddenly a man jumps out from the shadows, and brutally kills her. What do you call her? Marsha, as such was her name.

Q: How do you stop a baby from spinning in circles? A: Nail his other hand to the floor

What's the difference between a porsche and a pile of dead babies? I don't have a porsche in my garage.

what have big boobs, and fat ass ? fat man

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead. Why the second monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was tied to the first one. Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? Peer pressure.

why did the sock go to kroger cause he was laying on the couch

I love you very much.

What did the dog do when it raised its leg? It peed.

whos got a massive fukkinn melon...B.I.M

Five guys one rape.

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