- Anti Joke

An English man, an Irish man and a Scottish man walk into a bar. I observed this from outside and therefore have no idea as to any of the sequence of events that occurred once they had entered the bar and disappeared from my line of sight.

Your mother gets so hungry, she eats.

Why did Tyrone try to sell Timmy some blow? Due to his poor educational background, lack of recommendations, and a terrible job market, Tyrone wasn't able to get a real job and had to resort to selling illegal narcotics. This wasn't something Tyrone wanted to do, because he promised himself he would never end up like his father, but this was the only way he could support his family.

A horse walks in a bar. Several people leave seeing the potential danger in the situation.

Q: What do you call cheese that is not yours? A: Cheese at the grocery store that you have not purchased yet

YO momma is so fat she suffers from cardiovascular illnesses.

Why was 6 afraid of 7 Because 7 was black

Knock Knock Come in.

Are you a homophobe? No I'm straight. ,.

black people. that is all...

A horse walks into a bar. The bartender asks "Why the long face?". The horse does not respond because it is a horse. It can neither speak nor understand English. It is confused by its surroundings and gallops out of the bar, knocking over a few tables.

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Why is evan a lil poop? cause he pooped my poop all the pooping ;)

What did the boy with no arms and legs get for christmas? A bike.

apple pie.

A black guy, mexican, and asian walk into a bar. They leave soon after because they heard the "one about them"

what's the difference between babies and a trampoline? I take my shoes off to jump on a trampoline.

What did one Rhino say to the other? My, I'm sure glad we found this decadent watering-hole.

The mets are 3-0 this season

"hey you know that graveyard down the street." "yeah." "people are dying to get in there."

What is green and has wheels? Grass. I was just lying about the wheels part.

Why couldn't dracula's wife get to sleep? She had insomnia.

poop.........

why did the boy poop his pants Yhe Holocaust

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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