Rob Bell

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Two jews walk into a bar. They laugh over a beer and leave

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Why are blonds so stupid? Because our society is insecure and we need a common denominator to pick on, so we can feel more comfortable with our mediocre lives.

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Fuzzy Wuzzy was A bear. Fuzzy Wuzzy had no hair. Fuzzy Wuzzy went through chemo. Fuzzy Wuzzy wasn't very fuzzy was he?

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Knock knock Who's there? Adolf Adolf who? Adolf Hitler. Are you a jew?

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A priest and a rabbi walk into a bar, and have a stimulating discussion about economics

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Knock Knock Who's there? Hodor

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Two muffins are in an oven. Although they both possess the extraordinary ability to speak, strangely each remains silent, apparently lost in their own thoughts. Thus nobody has any reason to think they are any different than any other muffins. Later after they've been baked and allowed to cool, they are sold to a woman who eats them along with a small salad. She enjoys their chewy, hearty texture, and lightly sweet taste. She is completely unaware of what amazing discovery has just been lost to science.

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Q: Why don't blind people skydive? A:Because it is scary

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What runs faster than a dead baby? Almost everything.

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why do asian people eat each other? because they are cannibles

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Roses are read Violets are not green Chicken is good KFC baby, time to get lean

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Why didn't the skeleton go to the dance ? it was dead.

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How many jews can you fit in a buick? 6...only if you squeeze 4 in the back.

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A black man and a mexican are in a car, who's driving? The mexican, the black man broke his arm and the mexican is driving him to the hospital.

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What do you call a man with no legs? A paraplegic.

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i like potatoes But only mashed baked are a little bad they arent tasty. I like food good because food bad can really hurt me

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What's worse than losing your job? 9/11

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Why....... Because.

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I man walks into a bar. He got drunk.

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What is the difference between men and women? Several physical functions such has the reproductive systems, bone structure, and voice pitch.

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How do you win a war? Drop a fridge on your enemies.

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Q:What time is it when you have to go to the dentist? A: It varies. But most dental offices are open for service between 8am and 4pm

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What's worse than forgetting a punchline?

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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