So what happened after 911?? What do you think?

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Q:What time is it when you have to go to the dentist? A: It varies. But most dental offices are open for service between 8am and 4pm

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What's brown and sticky? A stick.

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Roses are red, Violet are blue. I just thought I'd let you know, But don't worry- this isn't a poem.

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there are two hicks named Billy Bob and Joe. Billy Bob decides to go to college so he goes to sign up for classes. The Dean of the school decides to help him out and tells him he will be taking math, writing, and logic. Billy Bob is okay with the math and writing but then asks "what the hell is logic?" The Dean thinks for a moment and then says "Okay for example, do you have a weedwacker?" Billy Bob says "yeah i got a weed wacker" so then Dean says "So that probably means you have a yard." Billy Bob goes "yeah i got a yard" So the Dean says "so if youve got a yard you've probably got a house." Billy Bob goes "hell ya i got a house!" The Dean says "and if youve got a house that probably means you've got a wife." Billy Bob goes "ya! i got a wife" so the Dean says "If you have a wife then that means you are heterosexual" and Billy Bob goes "of course im heterosexual!" So the Dean goes "See Billy Bob, thats logic." Amazed by this, Billy Bob goes back to Joe and starts to tell him about his classes. He explains he will be taking math, writing and logic. Joe is confused so he asked Billy Bob "what the hell is logic!?" Billy Bob thinks for a moment and goes "okay how can i explain this....okay joe, do you have a weed wacker?" and Joe responds "no Billy Bob i dont got a week wacker..." Billy Bob: "I KNEW YOU WAS A HOMOSEXUAL!"

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Whats worse then a Republican? 9/11.

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Why did Ashley run out of juice in her house? Because she drank it all!

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A black man walks into a bar. the bartender ask what he wants to drink. the black man responds , "i will have one beer please". so the bartender gives it to him and says have a nice day.

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knock knock you may come in

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What did the sexually promiscuous man get for Christmas? AIDS.

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What's brown and wears glasses? A poo with bad eyesight.

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What did Tommy's father tell him on Christmas? Nothing, he was violently stabbed to death on Christmas Eve.

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What do you call a black man in a police car? Officer.

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What's the opposite of fly? To not fly

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What does a blonde's vagina taste like? The same as her brain, cabbage

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how do you wash clothes in the diswasher? you turn it on.

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A van drives into a car. An hour earlier, the man who was driving the van walked into a bar.

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What did I say when I fell of THEEeEeeeeeeee...

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Why did the man throw the clock out the window? Because he overslept and missed a job interview and a chance to support his family.

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Why did the girl fall off the swing? Because people kept making the same joke about her not having arms so she was hoping the fall would break her neck.

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Q: Why was the blonde so dumb? A: Because she wasn't properly educated.

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What Do You Call A Japanese Man Humming Classicle Music While Removing Toy Soldiors From His Ear With His Foot Jumping Up And Down On A Large Elephant Strutting About The Universe? Strange.

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What's green, fuzzy, and would likely cause fatal harm if it were to fall on someone? A pool table.

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