Have you heard the one about the drunk cleaning lady? I haven't either but I bet it is good. That is a pretty good premise for a joke.

A man runs into a psychiatrist's office and screams, "You gotta help me doc! I just killed seven people in my office building!"

why were there moans coming from the sandusky household Mike sandusky, was having sex with his beutiful wife, maria meanwhile Mike's cousin, jerry was sitting in a jail cell

The racist uncle went to attend his nieces bat-mitzvah. Although he is racist, he is smart enough to not speak his mind, for he is in a temple, and may offend many people at the service.

So I walked upstairs and I told the guy, "No." And he then asks, "Why?"

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it is common to find chickens and other wild and/or domesticated animals roaming through the streets in a multitude of countries.

your mamas so fat she falls out f both sides of the bed

what is the worst thing in the galaxy? runing out of dr.pepper :(

A gay guy walks into a bar. Nothing is said to him, because homosexuality is accepted in this area.

Q: How do you surprise a newt? A: Jump on it while shouting, "slippers." This may not work as the newt may die before it has the chance to be surprised, however the slippers should be intact.

The government makes a good decision

A black guy walks up to a drug dealer. He asked the drug dealer for directions and went on with his life.

So what happened after 911?? What do you think?

A black man and a mexican are in a car, who's driving? The mexican, the black man broke his arm and the mexican is driving him to the hospital.

Yo' mama so stupid, she has a lower IQ than the average person.

Black people are innocent.

Why did the dog run away from home? His house burned down and his owners were killed.

A man walks into a bar and says "Ouch!" Passersby notice the man is blind, which caused him not to notice the bar. He later died in the hospital from severe head trauma

What did the doctor say to his patient? You have cancer

Roses are rde, violets are bule, I am dyslexic, how about you?

What happend when Chuck Norris did a push up? He did one push up.

I like boys!!!!! CC

What happens if you throw a red ruby into the black sea? It gets wet.

Why do Chinese people smell? Because of their ethnicity...plus, they smell.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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