What happened when the terrorist with a bomb went into a school. He blew up and everyone died.

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Two small boys are walking in a schoolyard. One of the boys sits down under a tree looking distraught. The other asks him "Well whats the matter Eddy?" "Every time I walk to my bus-stop in the morning, Jimmy Krugan, pushes me down and takes my money. " The first boy thinks for sec.. "Well here's what you do Ed; go to your Dad's shed and grab a 2X4, paint it bright blue. In the morning, walk to school with it under your jacket and when Jimmy starts in on you give him a good wallop. He wont be bothering you anymore." The following day the boys are in the yard again. Eddy is seen under the tree seeming just as distraught. Confused, the boy asks him.. "Well Ed, did you do what I told you?" "No."

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What's the difference between Stevie Wonder and Kevin Bacon? There's none. Neither of them is a taxi driver.

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What is the difference between Harry Potter and a Jew? Harry Potter escapes the chamber.

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What's worse than having a friend in a car accident? Laughing at their funeral.

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How did the old man climb the hill? He didn't.

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Whats helped us not be mad at Osama Binladen. His death.

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Your momma's of a reasonable figure and weight.

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Two black people passed me in an alley at night...... They said hi

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what did the hungry Ukrainian man say to his mother? "? ????? ???????? ?????????? ? ????. ?? ? ??????? ? ??????"

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throbbing slobber

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your mamas so fat she falls out f both sides of the bed

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Knock Knock Who's there? Hodor

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Whats the difference between your mother and a mallard with a cold? There are far to many differences between humans and birds to consider for this question. A small list might include wings, feathers, and mating habits to name a few.

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A man walks into a bar, orders a few drinks and becomes drunk. the bartender calls a taxi and the man is driven home.

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The government makes a good decision

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If Vegetarians eat vegetables, what do humanitarians eat? Probably both plant life, sea-based creatures, and land-based animals. However, depending on the personal preference of the person, they can also be a vegetarian or not. They could also be cannibals, but the literal definition of humanitarian would go against any cannibalistic traditions due to the fact that humanitarians help others for the benefit of humanity as a whole, eating people would go against such beliefs.

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A gay guy walks into a bar. Nothing is said to him, because homosexuality is accepted in this area.

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What did Bobby get for Christmas? Nothing, Bobby is an orphan and has no friends.

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What side of the cheetah has the most spots? -The outside.

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What runs faster than a dead baby? Almost everything.

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why do asian people eat each other? because they are cannibles

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Knock Knock. Who's there? Your worst nightmare!! Ohh.... Do come in it's raining outside.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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