your moms so fat she has kankles

Why did Justin Bieber smile in his mug shot? He did not understand the consequences of his horrible actions that could have killed many innocent men, woman, or children and, in jail, there could be very dangerous people living there.

Why did the man throw his alarm clock out the window? Because he has anger management issues.

A whole family go to a water park. They have a great day.

Why didn't the skeleton go to the party? Because he wasn't invited.

Why can't you fool an aborted fetus? Because it wasn't born yesterday.

why did the chicken cross the road. why? because he felt like it

Dallas Cowboys

How many gays does it take to turn a lightbulb? 1

A homeless person dies.

What is the difference between Whitney Houston and Elvis. They are dead. And it make people go boo hoo

A dyslexic man walks into a bar He sits down and has some trouble reading the menu but orders a beer

A blind woman walks into a bar... she stands there confused because she is blind and can't tell what going on.

whats straight as a fudge packer kyle grund

Why did the old man fart?? Because he had gas

kennah campion... being nice

GEOVANI is a queer that dosen't believe me

Why couldn't Helen Keller read? She was blind

Matt swam through watter. Gaby drowned on dry land.

A straight man walks into a gay bar and is amazed by the amount of fun he has and how cool people can be when you don't judge someone based on sexual preference or your own religious beliefs.

Q: What do you call a gray box without a joke in it? A: I don't know but you'd better think of something.

what has wings, bald but doesn't fly? a bald eagle... i lied at the flying part because i'm a f*cking lier from hell watching porn all day with my brother...

What do you call a deer with no eyes? Blind.

wat does say to another bird....... chirp chirp

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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