why did the chicken cross the road? it wanted to get the waffle ice cream cone that was on the ground next to the little child who got hit by a bus.

how did the bling man cross the street? He didn't half way there he tripped and got ran over by a car.

womens rights

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amy copied adams haircut :0

BIG PENIS

What did the penguin say to the polar bear? Nothing because they are on opposite sides of the earth

Yo mama so fat even Dora couldn't explore her!

a 12 year old walks into a bar she orders a drink and dies she then walks out of the bar

Q. Why does Hugo masturbate? A. To build muscle.

Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot turned into a loaf of bread.

Whats worse than a dead baby? 6 million dead Jews.

Goat balls.

What Do You Call A Japanese Man Humming Classicle Music While Removing Toy Soldiors From His Ear With His Foot Jumping Up And Down On A Large Elephant Strutting About The Universe? Strange.

Two juggalos go to an Insane Clown Posse show.

What is pink and fluffy? Pink Fluff.

Hitler walks into a bar and is shot on sight

why are elephants gray? to tell them apart from blueberries.

whats stupid, retarded, and dumb an Erin Perri.

What did the little girl get for christmas? her first period

Who lives in a pineapple under the sea? Japan.

Roses are red, Violet are blue, This is Sparta, I am a chair

Where did little Annie go after the explosion? Everywhere.

a black guy and a mexican are in the backseat of a car, who's driving the car? the owner of the car.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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