- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How can you tell Egyptian Bees are tired? When they put down their suitcases and yell "IM Tired!"

Knock Knock. Shut up.

Why was the truck covered in blood? The chicken tried crossing the road

Why did dan jump off of the empire state building? -Because Carl pushed him off.

Why couldn't Helen Keller drive Cause she's a woman

A dying homeless man walks into a Hospital. He is asked to leave because he doesn't have health insurance. He dies in a gutter next to where he shits.

How many light bulbs does it take to screw in a light bulb? One

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What does Chuck Norris do when he breaks his legs? he calls a doctor.

What did the deaf man say to the blind man? The deaf man spoke no identifiable words because he could not hear what he was saying. He mumbled a few phrases in jibberish, and the blind man continued looking for his favorite brand of Ramen Noodles at his local Harris Teeter.

Q: How many dead people does it take to change a light bulb? A: Trick question...i have sex with them in the dark

What do elephants have that no other animal has? Baby elephants.

How do you leave a man in suspense...

How did Hitler like his steaks? He didn't like steaks, he was a vegetarian.

What is the difference between a Mac user and a PC user? The operating system that they prefer to use.

A teenage boy tells his family that he is gay. His mother says she had always known, and they accept him for who he is.

What is 69? A two digit number.

There once was a man from Peru Who fell asleep in a canoe He got a slight case of sunburn which improved later after applying some ointment.

How do you kill a fox in Canada? Cut it's leg off and let it run!

Your mom is so fat she should be concerned about her increased risk of heart failure.

Ya well your momma's so hot...I'd bang her

What's the difference between a baby and cheese? I don't like cheese in my sandwiches.

What do you get when you cross an owl and a bungee cord? My ass.

Why shouldn't women wear watches? Because there's a clock on their cell phones.

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