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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Knock Knock? WHAT?!?!?

How do you get a bunch of Pokémon onto a bus? You tell them to ride a bus

Where did Susie go during the bombing? Everywhere

Your mom is so stupid that... She often makes mistakes.

If I have $5 and Chuck Norris has $5, we both have the same monetary value.

What do you call a mexican sleeping in a car tired.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? The undeveloped cerebral cortex vital for comprehending irony left the chicken incapable of finding humor or possibly feeling self-disgust in the acknowledgment that it had just wandered across said road, this being a grandfathered human jest.

What did the boy say after he hit his head? I just hit my head.

A man walks into a bar... ...because he is blind.

This guy was driving in a car with a blonde. He told her to stick her head out the window and see if the blinker worked. She stuck her head out and said, yes.

Why couldn't the cat drink its milk? Because its ears were nailed to the floor.

A black man walks into a Subway restaurant, and goes up to the counter. The cashier already knows that he's going to order the chicken, but how does he know? Because the black man is a regular, and orders the same thing every time.

Three soldiers, one Japanese, one American, and one Italian were stuck in a desert. How did they escape? A rescue squad of thirty trained troops came down in a helicopter and brought them each to their respective homes except the Italian who was actually a Mafia boss so they put him in prison.

What's the difference between a Jew and a pizza? Pizzas don't scream when you put them in the oven.

What is long, erect, and 12 inches long? A ruler.

What's the difference between medicine and astronomy ? They're different fields of studies.

How many fingers am I holding up? None, my fingers were blown off by a hand grenade.

Last night I had consensual sex with my long term girlfriend in the missionary position. It lasted approximately 4 minutes before I ejaculated into the durex extra safe condom.

roses are red, violets are blue, I have schizophrenia, which is a serious mental disorder in which I have difficulty properly experiencing reality. It should not be confused with multiple personality disorder, which is a completely different disease with different symptoms.

The number one killer of daredevil's is the ground.

Why did the jew put a parking meter on his roof.? ....So santa would have to pay to park.

whats worse then finding a finger in your soup? - being a cook and losing a finger

What did Batman say to Robin before they got into the car? Get in the car!

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