- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did one cupcake say to the other cupcake? I want to eat you.

How many licks does it take to get to the center of a tootsie pop? I don't fucking know.

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What do homeless people get for Christmas? Nothing, they are homeless.

Why couldn't the little girl walk? She was raped by a herd of black men, resulting in irreversible damage to her rectum and groin area.

What's the difference between a Mercedes and a pile of dead babies? I don't have a Mercedes in my garage.

Why can't Helen Keller drive a bus? Because she's dead

Working hard or hardly working????

What did a cat said to another cat? Nothing because cats dont talk.

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Whats the difference between a Jew and a pizza? the pizza wont scream when you put it in the oven.....

Satan called. I put him on hold.

A owl into a bar This joke is a hoot

What did one wall say to the other? Nothing, walls don't talk.

Did you know Helen Keller had a cat? Neither did she

Situation. A man trying to find meaning in his life. Question. Why are desieses not colorful, and tasty. Answer. Adolf Hitler and his ice cream songs that he sings on sunday mornings during brunches.

I remember my first "I remember my first-" joke

Roses are red Violets are blue I need some money.

What's black and white and red all over? An interracial couple in a car crash.

Why did the child drop it's lollipop? Because they got hit by a bus.

What is black blue and screaming? Your daughter when i kicked the shit out of her

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A blond walks into a bar. She orders a drink.

if this joke was a potato, it would be a good potato

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