ME: HEY ZACH DO YOU KNOW WHO LIKES YOU................... ZACH: NO!... WHO.... ME: DO YOU REALLY WANT TO KNOW??? ZACH:....YEAH!!!!!!!!!! ME: OKAYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY NOBODY!!!!!!!!!!!!! HAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHA

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Q:Whats the difference between a dead dog and a dead baby? A:The dog has skidmarks in front of it -RDV

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What was the woman doing in the kitchen? Investigating a murder..

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Why did Bob the Builder die? I threw a fridge at him

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Women's rights

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This one time at band camp....I put a flute in it's proper storage compartment.

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Q: How many dead people does it take to change a light bulb? A: Trick question...i have sex with them in the dark

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What will happen when a black person die they die

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what did the hungry Ukrainian man say to his mother? "? ????? ???????? ?????????? ? ????. ?? ? ??????? ? ??????"

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What did the teacher say to the student who stepped on a rusty nail? You have to go to the Nurse's Office to get a band-aid- I don't have any.

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there where 3 guys at a magic pool. if you jump in and say anything it appears in the pool. the first guy runs, jumps and says money!! he gets a bunch of money. the second guy runs, jumps and says gold!! he gets a bunch of gold. the third guy runs, slips says SHIT!!!! and lands in the pool.

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I don't hate you because you're fat. You're fat because I hate you

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What did the girl with no arms or legs get for Christmas? A bicycle.

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Your dad is so dumb he tried to put M&M's in abc order

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Your mom is so fat she should be concerned about her increased risk of heart failure.

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(insert Anti-Joke here)

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Three soldiers, one Japanese, one American, and one Italian were stuck in a desert. How did they escape? A rescue squad of thirty trained troops came down in a helicopter and brought them each to their respective homes except the Italian who was actually a Mafia boss so they put him in prison.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it was a mammal.

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a women picks up her phone and screams! There were 3 missed calls from her mother-inlaw

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Why did Jill come "tumbling" down the hill after Jack broke his crown? She fell running on a hill, essentially why Jack broke his crown.

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Q: What did 0 say to 8. A: Nothing...However multiplied they equal 0

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women's rights

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God is religiously proven to be real

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Knock knock. Use the doorbell, dumbass.

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