How do you keep a woman entertained? A delightful romantic comedy

What's the worst thing about being homeless? Not having a home.

Knock, Knock. Who's there? The Police, your family just died in a car accident/

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What do you call a boomerang that doesn't come back? A stick.

What did the guy say to the mushroom?

your amazing just the way you are... even though you have aids.

a banana

What's green and eats rocks? A green rock-eater.

what's funnier than the holocaust? 2 holocausts and 9/11

Pickle!

What's huge, gray, and has a trunk and wings. An elephant with wings glued to it.

Why did the old man fart?? Because he had gas

What did Tommy's father tell him on Christmas? Nothing, he was violently stabbed to death on Christmas Eve.

Lockerbie bombing

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A chicken walks into a bar and the bartender asks "What'll it be?" His friends are very concerned about his sanity.

Yo mama so fat even Dora couldn't explore her!

Penis

What smells like curry and bombs? A dead Indian

Two parrots are in a cage. The one looks at the other one and says, "answer the phone," and the other one says, "where are my car keys."

Ok, So what happens when an Irishman, Rabbi, and a Black guy all walk into a bar. Nothing the Black guys a recovering alcoholic and is supported by his loving family and friends, especially by his son Martin who he promised to stop drinking when he was 7.

Why did the sprinter lose the race He had no legs

What do you call a mexican sleeping in a car tired.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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