Why did the rooster chase the chicken? - They were playing tag!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

what's worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm ? finding a half worm.

What do you do when you come to a fork in the road? You take it

What do you call a black Jew that is also a crippled midget with no family except for an autistic brother? His original name that his mother gave him at birth.

Ouch, a papercut .. what could be worse? A hatchet cut.

Q: What do you call a man with no arms or legs on your doorstep? A: Whatever his name is.

A man about to get on a plane forgets to store his utility knife in his bag before the security scan. He is taken to a back room for private questioning and fined.

What's the best part about seventeen-year-olds? There's seven of them.

How do you make $10,000 in 1 day? I don't know, but I wish I did.

Q. How many ADD kids does it take to screw in a lightbulb? A. Lets go ride bikes

My dad beats my mom At checkers

Why was the salsa spicy? It has a mixture of many spicy peppers.

Q: What do you call cheese that is not yours? A: Cheese at the grocery store that you have not purchased yet

That awkward moment when you thought this joke was going to be good but you thought wrong. Keep looking for good jokes.

What do u call a black person in your backyard? Mufasa

What do you call a cereal killing homeless man? Roofless

what is one black person on the moon? Anser: a problem What is all the black peaple on the moon...... a solution.

What do you call a bad joke? Unfunny.

Three men walked into a metal pole

What's worse then listening to Nickleback? The Holo- On second thought, nothing.

knock, knock. use the doorbell next time.

A man walks into a bar. He's an alcoholic, it's destroying his family.

make me a sandwich!

Why couldn't the little boy find his friend in hide and go seek He was blind

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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