So a man walks into a wedding and asks the waiter where the to wait for the punch... the waiter says, "there is no punchline."

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What did the blind, def , dumb kid get for Christmas? Cancer

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What did the black kid get for Christmas? Your bike.

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What is brown and has 3 legs? My severely injured cat.

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To pen state administraters walk into a butt

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There once was a man from Nantucket, His dick was so long it caused tremendous physical discomfort, and it was extremely difficult for him to find pants that did not reveal his freakish abnormality, and greatly limited his levels of intimacy. After botched reduction surgery, he was left without a penis at all and, realising the horrible irony, threw himself into a raging river (experiencing no shrinkage whatsoever).

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What break when you talk?

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All of these jokes suck. Just saying.

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Today I exchanged money for Meth. There is no joke here. I'm a drug addict

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Why can't bob fix it? I through a frige at him.he died.

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What do you call a black man who gets in the car with a drunk woman? An unsafe, yet easily avoidable situation.

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What do you call a Jew picking up a quarter? Whatever his name is?

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Your Momma’s muscle to fat ratio can only be explained in irrational complex numbers.

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how do you make sure someone is dead shoot them

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A black gay transvestite prostitute was walking alone through a dark alley one night. Business has been slow tonight, and she is looking for anyone she can find. Suddenly a man jumps out from the shadows, and brutally kills her. What do you call her? Marsha, as such was her name.

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What do you call an aircraft piloted by a Muslim extremist? The aircraft's brand name followed by its model number, in all likelihood.

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87

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A dyslexic man walks into a bar. Yes dyslexic people drink too.

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what makes white men feel embarrassed and and ashamed? when they find out their girllfriend has been sleeping with a black man.

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whats the same about a turtle and another turtle? they both seem to like lettuce

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A blonde, a brunette, and a red-head are trapped on a desert island together After many days without food, they resort to cannibalism. The blonde eats the brunette, and the red-head eats the blonde. The red-head eventually dies once the water supply runs out.

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why was six afraid of seven? because seven eight nine

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Why did the plain crash? Because the pilot was a bagel.

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I hate you.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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