Did you hear about the red ship and the blue ship that collided? Everyone on board died.

Why did the old man fart?? Because he had gas

i have 2 penises

A van drives into a car. An hour earlier, the man who was driving the van walked into a bar.

Slavery

What's the difference between 10 dead babies and a Ferrari ? I don't have 10 dead babies in my garage.

Im getting sick of holocaust jokes cant you Nazi Annefrankly they are dumb

the blonde choked o a gummy bear. What happened next? she went to the hospital

What do you call someone who can't move their arms or their legs A quadriplegic

Yo mama so fat even Dora couldn't explore her!

Penis

Yo momma's so short, it's probably because she's in a wheelchair.

Q: Why was the blonde so dumb? A: Because she wasn't properly educated.

Why did an abusive childhood affect the little boy's behavior? Beats me.

minorities

what do a plum and a rabbit have in common? there both purple except for the rabbit

Lacrosse

Three blondes walk into a bar. They have an intellectual conversation over some drinks.

Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Getting attacked by an evil demonic llama.

What will happen when a black person die they die

A Man walks into a bar and orders a scotch. His alcoholism is tearing his family apart

does your face hurt? yeah, neither does mine.

My dad beats my mom At checkers

roses are red violets are black why is your chest as flat as my back

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