- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What time is it? 12:19. weren't we supposed to leave like 5 minutes ago? 4. For the mall...

STOP LOOKING AT MY JOKE

What has two wings and a halo? A chinese phone. WING WING HALO?

Why is Joe white? Because he's white.

Knock, knock. Who's there? Interrupting Cow. Interru--- MOO! I'm so sorry, I have Tourette's Syndrome and cannot control these sudden outbursts. Please continue.

Q:What do you call a dog with no legs? A:It doesnt matter he's not gonna come

How do you get Pikachu on a bus? You don't, Pikachu is a fictional character therefore doesn't exist

What's more boring than watch grass grow? Watching grass not grow.

Why did man push another man off of a building? Because he is a homocidal maniac and should be in federal prison

Why did Jack and Jill fall down the hill? Because they were donuts

-What do you get when you graph the division of x by the square root of 69? - I don't know, what? -I was asking you, as my family's low economic status hinders my ability to buy a graphing calculator.

amy copied adams haircut :0

Why did our black president put a porch swing on the white house? He likes to swing.

What do you do when you see a black man? The same thing you do when you see anybody.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because he lost his grip on the branch and was unable to reach another before reaching the ground.

If a midget is mentally retarded and always late for work, is it okay to call him a little tardy?

What do you call Jesus Christ? Jesus Christ.

9/11 isn't funny. 19 Muslims died that day.

Why is brennan goldade such a loser? Cause he likes men

Why did the plane full of Arabs crash? One of The engines failed

Your mom is so fat that her BMI is in the morbidly obese column.

What's worse than losing your job? Getting brutally sodimized and murdered by a serial rapist.

Why was the boy sad? He had a frog stapled to his face.

1 + 1 = 11 Just kidding, it's 2 you moron.

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