Q: Why was the man hit by the train? A: He was tied to the rail road tracks...

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A dwarf walks under a bar.

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A black man walks into a Subway restaurant, and goes up to the counter. The cashier already knows that he's going to order the chicken, but how does he know? Because the black man is a regular, and orders the same thing every time.

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What is 6 plus 9? 15

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What do you get when you cross an owl and a bungee cord? My ass.

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Q: What faster than a black man with a t.v A: A jew with a coupon

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Well, this is fun.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? The undeveloped cerebral cortex vital for comprehending irony left the chicken incapable of finding humor or possibly feeling self-disgust in the acknowledgment that it had just wandered across said road, this being a grandfathered human jest.

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roses are white violets are green if you you sit on santas lap he will stab you

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A black man, a Mexican, and a Jew walk into a bar. The white bartender kills them all because he was a huge racist.

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why did the chicken cross the road? who knows, we cannot read an animals (or a human for that matter) mind. Perhaps, though unlikely as he's a chicken, he saw a friend across the road or a child who wants to stroke him. Perhaps he is trying to escape being used as a circus act or being cooked for a supermarket. We cannot complain if the chicken wishes for a better life. Anyway, we shall never know why the chicken decided to cross the road, and never will, as it is dead after being hit by a car.

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What is purple and flies? A purple plane.

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A man and his son are in a store, the man says to his son, "That candy bar has your name on it." The son replies, "I wish that you didn't name me Butterfingers." The dad answers, "I wish that you were never born."

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cheese

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beiber i straight

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How much does a Mexican Parade cost? A Nickel

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how to you kill an Irish midget? You don't as murder is illegal and discriminating against a certain type of person is racist.

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The number one killer of daredevil's is the ground.

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A preposition is a bad thing to end a sentence with.

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apple pie.

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Why does LeBron James keep his phone on vibrate? Because he is often in the company of others and he does not want a ringtone to distract others from the current topic of discussion.

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A girl walks into a bar she is then drugged, raped and left in a back alley. To this day she still has psychological issues that are directly related to this event

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What's longer - 'an african american phallus' or 'a micronesian sphincter'? 'An african american phallus has' 24 letters as opposed to 'a micronesian sphincter' at 21 letters, so it is longer.

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A boat sinks in the ocean, what does the sailor do? Nothing, he wasn't on the boat.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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