- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Knock Knock Who's There? Bad-mannered Bad-mannered who? F*ck Off

i like potatoes But only mashed baked are a little bad they arent tasty. I like food good because food bad can really hurt me

Why did the boy miss a day off school? He was in a coma

Where must you go if you have the desire to eat somebody's face? A psychiatric ward. You are clearly going insane and must seek help.

What is pink and fluffy? Pink Fluff.

What did the Pillow say to the Blanket? Nothing. Inanimate objects do not contain the ability to speak, therefore they could not possibly say anything to each other.

A man asked a guy in a store for football cleats The guy got all confused because footballs cannot wear cleats

There once was a genie With a sevenfoot weenie And he went to the lady next door She thought it was a snake So she hit it with a rake And then he murdered the shit out of her.

What did Joel say to the mouse. We're both dead mouses.

What is green, ugly and can't empty his bowels without exerting a tremendous amount of energy? A constipated, ugly, green thing.

how do you make a blonde laugh on friday tell her shes a blonde on monday

What's worse than dropping your ice cream on the floor? Getting the end of your penis stapled

What do you call a black Jew that is also a crippled midget with no family except for an autistic brother? His original name that his mother gave him at birth.

Why did the cat cross the road? He thought he would make it to the other side, but instead was hit by a mini van and soon after died in the bushes from internal bleeding.

What do you get when you cross a porcupine with party balloons? Unhappy kids

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An Englishman, Scotsman and an Irishman walk into a pub where they are presented with a situation, the Englishman and Scotsman react appropriately but the Irishman does something foolish.

Why did the priest renew his...SHIT, A BEAR!!

a carrot walks into a bar, carrots cant walk for they do not have legs.

How do you make $10,000 in 1 day? I don't know, but I wish I did.

A cathlic priest walks into a bar, but realizes there are no young boys hr could pickup.

How do you cure AIDS? You can't.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Waking up with a snapping turtle up your butt.

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