"I see" said the blind man to his dead wife

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crips r blue bloodz r red choose crips nd thn ur dead (bloodz swoopp)

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Why was the blonde woman crying? -because she witnessed her infant get sucked into a jet engine and was very sad.

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Five guys one rape.

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A man walks into kindergarden class with a beer. He then gets arrested.

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why did the giraffe cross the road? because my dad and his "fishing buddies" are having another "meeting" in the basement. I hear weird noises, and I haven't seen my little sister in weeks, since the last "meeting." Dad said she went to a special camp for little girls. I hear horrible noises.

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Wanna hear a joke? No.

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Why do firemen wear red suspenders? To keep their pants up

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So a baby seal walks into a club.

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How do you make a Fireman cry? You kill his family in a fire.

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You are the third derivative of the position function.

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Why is one side of a geese formation heading south always longer than the other? It has more geese

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What is a chinese person in your house? A human being

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What do you call a black man flying a plane? Answer: A Pilot

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Roses are red Violets are blue I have candy GET IN THE VAN NOW BEFORE SOMEBODEY SEES US!

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Why did the man fall over screaming? Because he got shot in the leg

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what do you call a black guy on steroids? a black guy on steroids

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What is the hardest part of a vegtable? The wheel chair 0.o

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How do you keep a dog from chasing it's tail? cut off it's legs.

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Why doesn't Santa have any children? Because Santa doesn't exist.

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What did the cow say to the farmer? 'Moo.'

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Q: What did the Miracle Whip say when the refrigerator door was opened? A: Nothing. Miracle Whip cannot speak.

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Why was grandma lying on the floor? She just died of lung cancer.

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