- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Jasper sucks.

What is Jason? Black.

Why didn't the 13 year old boy have any friends? He was autistic and didn't connect properly with people.

roses are black violets are black your going to die with hate and sorrow

What's brown and sticky? A stick

A preposition is a bad thing to end a sentence with.

Whats the worst part about being fat. Your fat.

knock knock knocking on heavens douoor

Why did the man masturbate? Because there was no one who wanted to partake in sexual intercourse with him.

What's the difference between above job and below job? Below job sucks

Knock knock? Whose there? Who's. Who's who? No you used the wrong form of who's.

What did the dog say to the cat? Nothing, dogs can't speak English.

What's big, black, wide, long, and has white lines all over it? A new highway road.

chuck norris

Your mom is so old, -just kidding. I know she died at a young age.

wanna hear a really funny joke? sure women's rights.

How many Somalians can you fit in a Shopping trolley? Well rather unfortunately there is a lack of Shopping Centers in Somalia due to its corrupt government and its general poverty in comparison to a 1st world country, needless to mention the civil wars. I would guess 7 though.

Johnny just finished his pie.

Have you heard the one about the drunk cleaning lady? I haven't either but I bet it is good. That is a pretty good premise for a joke.

Why was the little Latino boy sad? Because his father sexually molested him earlier in the evening.

How do you wake up lady gaga? punch her in the dick.

What did one muffin say to the other? I don't know, but you need a psychiatrist.

Why did the girl not apply for her American CItizenship? She was already an American Citizen.

What's big, black and long? The line in KFC

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