How do you confuse a blond? Ask her to solve ( [3x - 3x^2 +1]^744 ) x ( [- 3x + 3x^2 +1]^745 )

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Do you want to hear a joke? Sure. Justin Bieber is straight.

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You're an Irish male that walks into a bar full of Mexicans. Upon entering you are approached by two topless women. ....You realize you have been coming to the same sleazy strip club on the edge of town every night after work for the past few years. After seeing that you have gradually become completely bald and neglect your two children and wife, you recognize your extreme depression. Strippers now see you as a consistent, "paying customer" and you proceed seek psychiatric care, while being prescribed anti-depressants. The Mexicans at the bar are hard working, tax-paying citizens that would like to provide an education for their children.

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A man asked a friend at work if he could have $100, his friend replied "sure I'll give it to you when pigs fly", that man never received $100 dollars from his friend.

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Yo mamma is so hairy that she had to shave

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Your mom is so fat that her BMI is in the morbidly obese column.

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An Arian man walks into a German-owned bar and asks to use the restroom. The bartender sees this acceptable and allows it. Soon after, a Jewish man asks the same question, but this time the bartender said no. The Jewish man thought it was an outrage and demanded why, so the bartender calmly explained to him that the Arian man was still using the restroom and that when he was finished the Jewish man was free to poo as he pleased.

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how do you get 100 dead babies in a bucket? use a blender. how do you get 100 dead babies out of a blender? Doritio's

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it damn well felt like it.

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What makes the world go round? Gravity.

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Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot turned into a loaf of bread.

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The sandwich asked the girl to make her a boy.

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Obama

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Whats the difference between a duck? Yellow bills.

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Yo mama so fat that her weight is starting to tear her and your father apart.

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Why'd the girl commit suicide? Because Justin Bieber admitted he was gay.

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What did the Atheist say in the church? His best friend's eulogy.

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A Mexican and a black person both jump off a bridge, who hits the water first? Neither, as all matter falls at the same rate, regardless of weight, size, or ethnicity.

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What's white and black and red all over? Slaughtered Cows.

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What did the mute guy say to the deaf guy? *awkward silence* What did the deaf guy say to the mute guy? *Awkward silence....huh?*

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A bear walks into a bar. There were 4 fatalities and 3 were taken to the hospital.

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what is the difference between a gay guy and Sarah Dwyer nothing the both like there sex but Sarah is a Guy.

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Why did elmo jump of the cliff caus he wa depresed

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