The street outside of my house is covered in jelly. I have done this.

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A penguin walks into a bar and orders a beer................ PENGUINS DON'T WALK OR TALK

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A kid with no arms or legs is stuck in the desert. Sucks to be him.

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Why did the black man run? There was a mass murderer chasing him with a chainsaw.

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Duncan Traywick is hilarious.

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Q; What smells like chicken, tastes like turkey and looks like duck? A; Nothing...dumbass.

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A dyslexic Irishman walks out of a bra.

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14 people jump in a hole about 25 ft deep. they can't climb out because it is a straight vertical drop.

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What did the first muffin say to the second? Nothing. Muffins can't talk, you idiot.

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where do you get virgin wool from? ugly sheep.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? the wnba

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Why couldn't Peter climb the tree? Because he's a fish.

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hi ....................... oh i thought this was a chat room !!!!!!!

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What's the difference between a black man and a monkey? Millions of years of evolution

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So there's this cup that I own... I use it to aid in the drinking of my hot or cold beverages.

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Why are mexicans such hard workers? I don't know.

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whats pink and fluffy? candy floss.

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Q: What happened when Timmy divided by zero? A: He got a syntax error.

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A black succeeds

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Why is a zebra named gorge fat? Because it ate Mcdonalds

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A Christian, a Jew, and a Hindu walked into a bar - guess what happened then? Well two of them are alcoholics so they wisely changed their minds and left, then the other one got bored so he left too.

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Knock knock Who's there? FBI

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Why did the woman die Because she was old

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Q: what do you call a guy with a stolen cat in his pocket A: The police because stealing animals is illegal

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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