How do you stop someone from dying of cancer? Shoot them in the head.

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Whats worse then a Republican? 9/11.

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what's worse than finding a worm in your apple? seeing this joke 1000 times on this website

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Why was the boy sad? He had a frog stapled to his face.

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Potato salad

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Why is 6 afraid of 7? 7 is a serial rapist with a violent temper.

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What do you call a black guy that sings? A singer.

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What do you call a black man in a police car? Officer.

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This is not Will Smith.

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Q: Why can't Helen Keller drive? A:Because she is a woman A: She is blind deaf and dumb A: No seriously because she is dead.

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What's the difference between ignorance and apathy? Most people are ignorant of the global sex slave trafficking industry and apathetic about global hunger.

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What do you call a mexican sleeping in a car tired.

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Why did the sprinter lose the race He had no legs

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An Arian man walks into a German-owned bar and asks to use the restroom. The bartender sees this acceptable and allows it. Soon after, a Jewish man asks the same question, but this time the bartender said no. The Jewish man thought it was an outrage and demanded why, so the bartender calmly explained to him that the Arian man was still using the restroom and that when he was finished the Jewish man was free to poo as he pleased.

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What did the man say to hitler? hi hitler.

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Knock Knock Who's There Ur Mom Ur Mom Who Ur Mom is Dead

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Knock knock Who's there? Me. Idiot.

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Freedom of Speech

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Where did Susie go during the bombing? Everywhere

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which of the following is right -the yoke is white -the yoke are white neither the yoke is yellow

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What did the boy say after he hit his head? I just hit my head.

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Q: why did sally fall off the swing A: she had no arms A:knock knock Q:who is there A:not sally

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Are you well? No, I'm not a well, I'm a person.

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What's the difference between peanut butter and jam ? Among many things, one is made with peanut butter, the other with fruits.

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