- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Three blondes walk into a bar. They have an intellectual conversation over some drinks.

Why don't they sell pharmaceuticals in the rain forest? Because it is too sparsely populated and not economically viable.

Where did Susie go during the bombing? Everywhere

How do you make a grilled cheese for a black guy? Butter two pieces of bread, place two slices of any kind of cheese in between the pieces of bread, then fry it in a pan with butter.

Q: Why did the girl fall of her swing? A: She was hit by a rogue fridge. Q: Why didn't she get back up? A: She was quite badly injured.

What will happen when a black person die they die

Wife: My husband is dead! Son: Sounds like a personal problem.

whats straight as a fudge packer kyle grund

Why did the chicken cross the road? Well, he didn't my car got to him first.

why did the boy drop her ice cream? -he got hit by a bus

what do you call a cucumber that is wearing a dress.... an asian lady

What do apples taste like? Apples.

What's the difference between zev hatis and a dwarf Nothing. They are both midgets and are going to die by the age of 25

Why did the priest renew his...SHIT, A BEAR!!

whats pink and fluffy? candy floss.

Q: what do polo bears have for lunch A: iceburger

So there's this cup that I own... I use it to aid in the drinking of my hot or cold beverages.

Jasper sucks.

what is one black person on the moon? Anser: a problem What is all the black peaple on the moon...... a solution.

What do yo call SQUIRAL!!!!

What do you call a jew in a room full of gold? I highly improbable scenario in which the circumstances of how this "man" seemingly got into a gold room are unexplained.

"You know what they say about people with big swords." What do they say? Man that's a big sword.

A preposition is a bad thing to end a sentence with.

Knock, knock. You do realize you can actually physically knock on the door instead of just imitating the sound effect with your mouth, right? It's actually way more effective that way. Just saying, since it's raining outside and you're cold and want to come in...

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