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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the 5 year old girl ask Santa for Christmas? A pony.

How do you estimate the number of jippos in an area? Take the dole's numbers from that area and measure how far away they are from the nearest council landfill site.

Whats the difference between your mother and a mallard with a cold? There are far to many differences between humans and birds to consider for this question. A small list might include wings, feathers, and mating habits to name a few.

What's the best part about Africa? Nothing.

Knock, knock. Who's there? Interrupting Cow. Interru--- MOO! I'm so sorry, I have Tourette's Syndrome and cannot control these sudden outbursts. Please continue.

a man eats at a restaraunt alone, because all the people he loved died in a tragic boating accident while he was out of town on a business trip

What did the cow say to the farmer? 'Moo.'

A man walked into a bar and suffered a mild concusion.

A Mexican and a black person both jump off a bridge, who hits the water first? Neither, as all matter falls at the same rate, regardless of weight, size, or ethnicity.

Q: Why did the boy cry? A: He was denied access into heaven

Why did Justin Bieber smile in his mug shot? He did not understand the consequences of his horrible actions that could have killed many innocent men, woman, or children and, in jail, there could be very dangerous people living there.

where's waldo? in a picture book.

What's worse than forgetting a punchline?

Whats the difference between a duck? Yellow bills.

why did the guy drop his umbrella........ because he was getting raped.

Three men are walking down the street to buy groceries. They then take a left and continue walking towards the store.

Where must you go if you have the desire to eat somebody's face? A psychiatric ward. You are clearly going insane and must seek help.

Do you think retarded people know that they are retarded? I don't know, you tell me. Wait a second....did you just call me retarded? They are clueless.

Q:What happens to an elephant if he falls from a building with 10 floors? A:He dies

What do you do to a duck with no bill? Please, leave the duck alone, it's bad enough for him having no bill.

Why did the mexican cross the road....... To find work so he can support his starving family

What is worse but similar to Jenga? The September 11th attacks.

What is the difference between a bench and a black man? It is socially acceptable to sit on a bench to eat your lunch. If you did so to a black man you would probably be arrested.

A chicken walks into a bar and the bartender asks "What'll it be?" His friends are very concerned about his sanity.

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