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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A black man, a Mexican, and a Jew walk into a bar. The white bartender kills them all because he was a huge racist.

Last night I had consensual sex with my long term girlfriend in the missionary position. It lasted approximately 4 minutes before I ejaculated into the durex extra safe condom.

gay marriage.

How many jews can you fit in a car? 2 in the front, 2 in the back, and 50 in the ashtray.

A baby seal walks into a club.

What is the difference between jam and jelly? Jam has chunks of fruit, jelly does not.

How much does a Mexican Parade cost? A Nickel

Costello: Who's on first Joe Girardi: Mark Teixeira

What's brown and rhymes with Snoop? Dr. Dre.

What do you call a brunette between two blonds? Probably their friend. How should I know?

Why don't women wear watches?...Because the economy is at an all-time low and it would be reasonable to presume that a person couldn't afford an item like this, thus, trying to budget in a watch that could cost anywhere from 50-100$ would be a risky financial move depending on their yearly salary.

What do you call an asian man driving a plane? Nothing, you cannot drive a plane you can only fly it

A boat sinks in the ocean, what does the sailor do? Nothing, he wasn't on the boat.

why did the bird fall out of the sky? it had been shot by a bird hunter, as it was bird season.

Why does LeBron James keep his phone on vibrate? Because he is often in the company of others and he does not want a ringtone to distract others from the current topic of discussion.

What's longer - 'an african american phallus' or 'a micronesian sphincter'? 'An african american phallus has' 24 letters as opposed to 'a micronesian sphincter' at 21 letters, so it is longer.

What do you call a jew in a room full of gold? I highly improbable scenario in which the circumstances of how this "man" seemingly got into a gold room are unexplained.

William Raines.

What do you get when you cross an owl with a bunge cord? My ass!

roses are black violets are black your going to die with hate and sorrow

Q: what do you call a guy with a stolen cat in his pocket A: The police because stealing animals is illegal

Person 1: Knock knock. Person 2: Come in.

Wife: 'what did I put into the washing machine ?' Husband: laundry

What's red and green? A frog in a blender!

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