What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding two worms in your apple.

josh simpson has cancer

How did sally fall off the swings? she had no arms. Knock knock, who is there? Not sally.

How do you keep a dog from chasing it's tail? cut off it's legs.

Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: Because he wanted to

nathan palmer has a big head !

What do you call a tree on fire? A burning tree.

why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know, you tell me.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Africa is great, you should get raped

How do you get Pikachu on a bus? You don't, Pikachu is a fictional character therefore doesn't exist

Want to hear a joke? Justin Bieber

What is the difference between men and women? Several physical functions such has the reproductive systems, bone structure, and voice pitch.

What smells like curry and bombs? A dead Indian

what's worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm ? finding a half worm.

an invisible man walks into a bar and asks for a drink. No one noticed him cause hes invisible

whats worse than a baby in a dumpster? A baby in ten dumpsters.

ceiling mounted bonerss CC

What's worse than going to boot camp? - going to concentration camp.

a mexican is walking through the desert with no food or water, and no clothes. he'll probably die soon.

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your moms so fat she has kankles

A women gets on a bus, the bus driver says 'that is the ugliest baby i have ever seen!' the women pays for her ticket and sits on one of the seats while the bus pulls off.

Why did Justin Bieber smile in his mug shot? He did not understand the consequences of his horrible actions that could have killed many innocent men, woman, or children and, in jail, there could be very dangerous people living there.

Why did Bob the Builder die? I threw a fridge at him

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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