- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the lion say the the zebra? Nothing. Lions do not have the ability to speak and therefore could not make conversation with said zebra, hunted it down, killed it, and shared it with his pride of 27.

Why do firemen wear red suspenders? To keep their pants up.

Why couldn't the boy sing? The boy could sing, but the thick layer of duct tape prevented him from doing so.

what do you call a fish with no gills? I dont know what youd call that creature...but its no fish.

What did one duck say to the other? Well, it said "Quack" but it's not certain if it was actually addressing the other duck or if it was just making a noise in response to some other stimulus.

Why was the mom sad cause she had an abortion

An asian kid in a classroom starts to squint to try to see the board that is far away. A white man looks at the kid and asks, "Hey asian, is it hard for you to see that board?" The Asian replies, "Yes, yes it is."

How do you drown a blonde? Hold her head under water.

What do apples taste like? Apples.

Oh hey is your dad good at golf? No, he's not really good at anything except lying.

God.

Q:why didn't billy go to soccer practice A:there was a billboard stapled to his neck

little billy has 50 chocolete bars, he eats 45 of them. what does he have now? diabetes, little billy has diabetes

Q: How do you get a one armed Pollock out of a tree? A: Call the fire department.

Lacrosse

Matt swam through watter. Gaby drowned on dry land.

What do you get when you mate an elephant with a rhino? Not much of anything except inter-species animal sex, considering the fact that the two do not share enough genetic material to create any sort of offspring.

What do you expect from a perverted demon? -nothing less perverted!

Why didn't the man win the lottery? Because his lottery numbers weren't drawn.

A priest, a rabbi, and a preacher walk into a bar. They ordered a water each.

Oceanic flight 815 crashes on an island and the survivors are stranded. They all die of starvation and dehydration within a week.

Why is little Susie crying? Her entire family is dead.

What is Jason? Black.

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