- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a black person in a pool? A black person swimming.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't

Yo Mama's so fat, she weighs more than an electron.

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What do you call a cereal killing homeless man? Roofless

Knock, knock. Who's there? Nick. Nick who? Nick Wyatt

why was the black guy crying because he was getting whiped because he wasent working in the felids

How do you get a guitar player to play softer? Ask them politely to turn down their volume.

What did a cat said to another cat? Nothing because cats dont talk.

Why did little Sarah fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. Knock knock Who's there? Not Sarah

professor x walks over to wolverine with good news, he falls and dies of a severe concussion

why did Suzy drop her ice cream? doesn't matter, why is she out of the kitchen.

All of these jokes suck. Just saying.

What has nine arms and sucks? An appendage-rich octopus with an inhaling habit.

What's worse than anti-joke.com? Non-anti-joke.com! Louis

whats funny and has four wheels? A handicapped 11 year old boy getting raped by his father

What did the dog say to the cat? Nothing, dogs can't speak English.

How do you keep black people out of your back yard? Just like you would anyone else: buy a dog.

Q: What did the boy with cancer get for Christmas. A: A specially modified coffin.

Roses are red Violets are blue I need some money.

What's worse then finding a worm in your apple? - Getting raped by an giant scorpion.

How many Somalians can you fit in a Shopping trolley? Well rather unfortunately there is a lack of Shopping Centers in Somalia due to its corrupt government and its general poverty in comparison to a 1st world country, needless to mention the civil wars. I would guess 7 though.

If Pythagoras was racist, he would have made hypotenuses.

Roses are red violets are next thing you know my D*** is in you

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