Your mum is so fat, she has a larger bmi than someone with a healthy bmi

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What do you not want to get when playing scrabble? Diarrhea

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What happens in the end of the original "Pinocchio" Italian fairy tale? He is hanged.

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Im not racist i love black people i have 5 of them.

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Why did suzie fall of the swing? She had no arms.

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I you beat Chuck Norris in arm wrestling, you will be proud of yourself and he will go home with nothing.

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What is the difference between a Jew and a Pizza? One is food the other, fuel.

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If shes old enough to count..... Then having sex with her would be considered illegal.

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To whomever it may concern, You are currently reading this anonymous letter from someone anonymous. I’m currently watching you read this letter. I am not a threat. I am not Big Brother. I am someone anonymous. You will never find out who I am. You may have a few ideas of who this might be, but you will be wrong. Just know that I am watching you. That is all. I love you. All for Jesus -A

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I'm on the seafood diet, a large proportion of my daily food intake consists of fish.

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What do you get with two banana peels? Compost.

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Why was Six afraid of Seven? Six hasn't been the same since Vientnamn

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What can't think, see, hear, taste, or smell? A Headless Cat

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A plane carries 500 bricks. 1 falls out. How many bricks are left? 499. How do you put an elephant in a fridge in 3 steps? Open the fridge, put in the elephant, and close the fridge. How do you put a deer in a fridge in 4 steps? Open the fridge, take out the elephant, put in the deer, then close the fridge. The Lion King is having a party. All the animals are there except for one; who is it? The deer: He is still in the fridge. An old lady is crossing a swamp, but it is a crocodile swamp. How does she cross? Normally, all the crocodiles are at the Lion King's party The old lady dies at the edge of the swamp. How? A brick falls from the sky and kills her.

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the awkward when you said "moment" in your head

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Life is like a box of chocolates, It doesn't last too long for fat people.

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what is the worst thing in the galaxy? runing out of dr.pepper :(

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What's red and puts out fires? A fire truck? Oh, you've heard this joke before.

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Two black people passed me in an alley at night...... They said hi

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what is the square root of pi? crust^2 + Cool Whip

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Knock Knock. Who's there? Orange. Orange who? Orange you glad I didn't say mustache? ...No. I wish you had said mustache.

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There once was a man from Peru who dreamed he was eating his shoe he woke with a fright, in the middle of the night and then went back to sleep

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Knock Knock Who's there? Hodor

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a black guy and a mexican are in a car, who's driving? a taxi driver.

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