Q How do you make pie. A You cook it

9/11

Whats worse than a dead baby? 6 million dead Jews.

Stephen Hawkings walks into a bar. Just kidding. He's paralyzed

Justin Bieber saying "shawty"

why did the man come out of the closet? because the dark scares him and it smelled like moth balls

a black guy and a mexican are in the backseat of a car, who's driving the car? the owner of the car.

Why did Sally fall off the swing set? Because sally has no arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Not Sally

What do you call a man with 3 legs and one arm jumping on a trampoline? By his name.

A fish walks into a bar

What did the black guy get on his SAT's. Barbecue sauce

roses are red yoda is green my lightsaber needs 2 hands if you know what i mean

A horse walks into a bar. The bartender asks: "why that long face?" The horse, being a horse, thus not being able to comprehend the complexities of a conversation, says nothing and then shits on the floor.

Where did Susie go during the bombing? Everywhere

Your mom is so fat that her BMI is in the morbidly obese column.

What is a cow's favorite place to go? The slaughterhouse.

How do you have safe sex? Cut your own balls off

Why did the depressed man complain about life? He didn't he committed suicide.):

1 + 1 = 11 Just kidding, it's 2 you moron.

A man walks into a bar He has a water, he is sober

funniest joke ever!!!!!.....chris.

whats worse then justin beiber NOTHING

Oliver's friends

Dani Barton = Stupid

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