Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side.

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whats the same about a turtle and another turtle? they both seem to like lettuce

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Why did Sally Fall Off The Swing? She had no arms Knock Knock! Who's there? Not Sally

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A girl walks into a bar. She's a lesbian.

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Why Did the throw up He was sick

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why did the man have solar panels on his house? because he had some money left over cos he won the lottery

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Whats black and white and red all over? An interracial aborted fetus

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What’s the best part about winning a gold medal? Nothing. You’re on acid and staring straight at the sun.

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Why did the man burp? Because gases escaped from his stomach and came out of his mouth.

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A basket full of puppies can do anything, except put out a fire.

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Daddy daddy daddy. What. Will you buy me a porn for my birthday. What! I want porn daddy. Shut up gosh your a 8 year old girl

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What's big, black and long? The line in KFC

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Why did the man smile at his wife? Because she had a silly looking face, like a fish.

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What is wrong with racism? A lot of things.

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You know how we have iPods? OJ Simpson strangled his wife.

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What do you call a Mexican mixed with a platypus? a pineapple

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Knock knock! "It's unlocked"

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How many electricians does it take to screw in a lightbulb? If you need an electrician to screw in a lightbulb, you're a moron.

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What did the kid with cancer get for Christmas? A visit from the Make a Wish Foundation and the opportunity to see her favorite band in concert. Unfortunately, she was very ill from the chemotherapy, and was unable to really enjoy herself at the concert. She passed away several days later, surrounded by family and friends.

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what did the catholic priest say to the little boy? -probably something about god or jesus because they are in church

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Why is a giraffe's neck so long? Because its head is so far away from its shoulders.

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I was walking on the beach when I heard a man yell "Help, Shark, Help!" and I laughed, because I knew the shark wasn't going to help him.

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So what happened after 911?? What do you think?

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What do you call a chicken who eats chicken. Cannibal

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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