- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Golf.

why was the bunny black? because it was born this way baby

Stephen Hawking walks into a bar..... Wait..... How?

why do black people like basketball? because it envolves running shooting and stealing

Once upon a time there was beautiful princess, ONCE!

What did the farmer say when he lost his donkey? "Oh no, my donkey is my livelihood and the only means I have of supporting my family. Now, we shall surely starve."

What did one duck say to the other? Well, it said "Quack" but it's not certain if it was actually addressing the other duck or if it was just making a noise in response to some other stimulus.

What happens if you throw a red ruby into the black sea? It gets wet.

Why shouldn't women wear watches? Because there's a clock on their cell phones.

Whats the definition of helpless? A quadraplegic in a washing machine

Pianca going ham

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roses are white violets are green if you you sit on santas lap he will stab you

Freddie Mercurys teeth

What's the difference between an Asian driver and a Belgian prostitute? Nothing at all: Marie-Edith Yang is proud of her mixed heritage, and earns a decent wage in a relatively clean brothel in the lovely little medieval town of Bruges.

I had sex with the Earth, and out came global warming...Imagine what will happen if i had sex with Obama?

Three black guys walk into a gym and play a rigorous game of basketball for an hour

A horse walks into a bar. He ordered some fries.

why did the 14 year old girl cross the road? to get an abortion of the child she became impregnated with after getting raped.

how do you wash clothes in the diswasher? you turn it on.

What did the first muffin say to the second? Nothing. Muffins can't talk, you idiot.

Why did Bob fall off the swing? Because Bob's a fish.

How do you drown a blonde? Hold her head under water.

Q:Whats the difference between a dead dog and a dead baby? A:The dog has skidmarks in front of it -RDV

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