To pen state administraters walk into a butt

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Your mum is so fat, she has a larger bmi than someone with a healthy bmi

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why was the kid named owen? Because thats what his parents wnted him to be named

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there is a man swimming in the ocean with a tree in the ground eating him up so , the cantelope asks the microwave where is the store the microwave says nothing because it is an inanimate object and cannot speak even though the cantelope can which is unfortunate

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Why can't bob fix it? I through a frige at him.he died.

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Why was 6 afraid of 7 7 eight 9

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A piece of shit gets flushed down the toilet. The end.

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A man walked into a bar, he spilled his drink.

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Hey what time is it. 3:15

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? 9/11

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Why did the retard have no friends? Because somebody stitched his mouth and eyes shut so he couldn't be social.

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Why did the women cover up her vaginal area? She was with her friends, queefed, and was extremely self conscious.

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Why did the plain crash? Because the pilot was a bagel.

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once there was a man named steve. he happily sniffs pot every day after work. especially on sundays. one day, his family finds him sniffing pot. they are disgusted and disappointed in his bad decisions. so they join him

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What do you call a person falling off a cliff Dead

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Knock, knock Who's there? Die bitch

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How do you stop the neighbors kids jumping your fence and stealing your lemons? Molest them.

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A black man is playing guitar for a white man and a chinese man. After he is finished playing the white man and chinese man compliment him on his nice playing.

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Tim: Jason, your dumb Jason: No I'm not.

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One penguin says to another penguin, "It looks like you are wearing a tuxedo." The other penguin says, "Yea, I have to go to dinner party later."

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2 guys walk into a bar. You'd hink one of them should have seen it. After all, it is a large building.

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What side of the cheetah has the most spots? -The outside.

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why did every one in the world die? a Train pooped it's pants.

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Chuck Norris is a normal man.

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