- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Knock knock. Use the doorbell, dumbass.

gay marriage.

What do you call a brunette between two blonds? Probably their friend. How should I know?

What's the difference between a black man and a monkey? Millions of years of evolution

yo mama's so fat, her medical weight chart is much steeper than those of most women her age

Why does LeBron James keep his phone on vibrate? Because he is often in the company of others and he does not want a ringtone to distract others from the current topic of discussion.

What's funnier than Mexicans? Whats funny about Mexicans?

Costello: Who's on first Joe Girardi: Mark Teixeira

Knock, knock. You do realize you can actually physically knock on the door instead of just imitating the sound effect with your mouth, right? It's actually way more effective that way. Just saying, since it's raining outside and you're cold and want to come in...

What's better than finding a worm in your apple? -The Holocaust

Why couldn't the cow move? It had Cystic Fibrosis.

A man walks into a bar every night. He works there.

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knock knock come in

if u r not my friend, like this joke

Once upon a time, a princess was hungry. and there was a frog wearing a tux for some reason.so the princess ate him. THE END.

Why did little Sarah fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. Knock knock Who's there? Not Sarah

whats funny and has four wheels? A handicapped 11 year old boy getting raped by his father

What do a bicycle and a platypus have in common? They both have wheels, except the platypus doesn't.

Three men walked into a metal pole

Roses are red, Violets are blue. I have a big dick, Lets have sex.

What's worse then finding a worm in your apple? - Getting raped by an giant scorpion.

If Pythagoras was racist, he would have made hypotenuses.

Love is in the air? Wrong. Nitrogen, Oxygen and Carbon Dioxide are in the air.

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