A black succeeds

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guess what the quarterback did he threw the ball!

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how to you kill an Irish midget? You don't as murder is illegal and discriminating against a certain type of person is racist.

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Why did the man jump off the bridge? He was clinically depressed and wanted to commite suicide

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What did the man who was punched in the throat say to his friend?

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Rebecca Black sings a song.

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What did michael J. Fox say when someone asked him to play catch? "sorry, I'm busy".

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What do you call a group of asians? China.

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What's better than finding a worm in your apple? -The Holocaust

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A black guy, mexican, and asian walk into a bar. They leave soon after because they heard the "one about them"

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Person 1: Knock knock. Person 2: Come in.

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What's the difference between a Mercedes and a pile of dead babies? I don't have a Mercedes in my garage.

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To pen state administraters walk into a butt

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PEN15 IF U R SMART U WILL UNDERSTAND THIS

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dildo

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what happened to the man who ran straight into a brick wall he bounced off it, fell back, stumbled. he lifted his head up, looked at it, put his arm to his head. got up, groaned, dusted himself down, and walked towards the pub.

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whats bigger than a 4 school bus pile up? genocide.

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Want to hear a joke? Womens rights

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Hair

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A: make me a sandwich woman! B: your a sandwich.

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Roses are Red, violets are blue, I have STD, Now so do you. :3

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Why did the man burp? Because gases escaped from his stomach and came out of his mouth.

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What is bad about being black and Jewish? Your gonna have to sit in the back of the oven

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