- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Anti-Joke Triceratops

Q; What smells like chicken, tastes like turkey and looks like duck? A; Nothing...dumbass.

Why didn't the skeleton cross the road? Because he's dead

how do you reunite the beatles 2 bullets

What's black and white and red all over? Lots of things, including certain ugly clothing.

Freedom of Speech

If John has 50 candy bars, and he eats 45, how many cadybars does John have? Diabetes, John has diabetes.

Are you well? No, I'm not a well, I'm a person.

Why did the hooker go to the bathroom? Because she just exchanged sex for money and was cleaning herself up for her next trick.

How many Jews does it take to screw in a light bulb in WW2. None, the Nazis toke away the power and left them to die a Horrible and painful death.

Your Mamma is so poor that she begs for money.

4 out of 5 Americans make up 80% of Americans

What did the man say when he dropped an apple on his foot? That might have caused some minor discomfort had I not been wearing shoes.

“Anything that moves ey?” – William Deane

I don't hate you because you're fat. You're fat because I hate you

A person with OCD walked into a abr.

How do you make a plumber cry? Kill his family.

3 blonds walk into a bar ouch

Three soldiers, one Japanese, one American, and one Italian were stuck in a desert. How did they escape? A rescue squad of thirty trained troops came down in a helicopter and brought them each to their respective homes except the Italian who was actually a Mafia boss so they put him in prison.

Why did the chicken cross the road? I kicked it.

I had a dream I watched Inception.

why did susie get hit by the bus? cause the bus driver wanted her ice cream

When life gives you lemons. You make beef stew. #andymilinokis

What do you get when you multiply a trillion times a billion times a quintillion? A huge ass number.

Whats the differance between peanut butter and jam? You can't peanut butter your dick into a chicks ass.

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