What's worse than losing your job? 9/11

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Why did Suzie fall off the swing? She was shot Knock knock Who's there? Sally Aren't you dead? Oh yeah K Well imma go be dead now Have fun K

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women's lacrosse.

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A horse walks into a bar. The bartender asks: "why that long face?" The horse, being a horse, thus not being able to comprehend the complexities of a conversation, says nothing and then shits on the floor.

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i like potatoes But only mashed baked are a little bad they arent tasty. I like food good because food bad can really hurt me

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what do you get when you cross a chicken and a mad scientest? a mutant chicken

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A woman walks into a bar. She is pregnant and gives her baby fetal alcohol syndrome.

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Have you seen Stevie Wonder's new house?  No Neither has he

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What do Ethiopians do at night? Sleep

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How do you win a war? Drop a fridge on your enemies.

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What do you call a black Jew that is also a crippled midget with no family except for an autistic brother? His original name that his mother gave him at birth.

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Whats better than a panda? A panda with an ice cream cone.

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a man eats at a restaraunt alone, because all the people he loved died in a tragic boating accident while he was out of town on a business trip

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What did the pickle say to the banana? Nothing both of thiese particular things are sentiment and incapable of producing words and or thoughts. Along with a diverse enough personality to be creative enough to even think about asking a question. If you thought otherwise,GO SEE A DOCTER. Having sentiment objects talk to you is not normal.

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There once was a genie With a sevenfoot weenie And he went to the lady next door She thought it was a snake So she hit it with a rake And then he murdered the shit out of her.

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Knock Knock COME IN!!!!

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What's that smell? Your grandmother being burned alive.

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What is the difference between a black guy and a bucket of crap? Well, one consists of two inanimate objects (a bucket and feces) and the other is a human being of African/African-American descent. As you can see there really is no real comparison here.

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What did the Pillow say to the Blanket? Nothing. Inanimate objects do not contain the ability to speak, therefore they could not possibly say anything to each other.

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Q:Where does a woman work at if she has a job? A: IHOP!!!

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9/11 isn't funny. 19 Muslims died that day.

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I won the game.

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A dyslexic man walks into a bar He sits down and has some trouble reading the menu but orders a beer

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What does a ghost get when he watches pornography? A boner

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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