worst name for a club in alaska club baby seal

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DERP

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Roses are red, Violet are blue, This is Sparta, I am a chair

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My dad beats my mom At checkers

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whats red and looks like a bucket a red bucket whats blue and looks like a bucket a red bucket in diguise

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Why was the salsa spicy? It has a mixture of many spicy peppers.

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What's brown and sticky? ...poop....and refried beans

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Jews for Jesus

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I have a left shoe. I have a right shoe. I have two feet

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KNOCK! KNOCK! who knocks like that? seriously all my friends r Dbags n break the door down...wow ur polite....um ok WHO'S THERE? THE REAPER oh sh** dude! NO ONES HOME! "in other news this evening, two local men found dead on theyre living room floors. Police say the front door was smashed in...an obvious sign of forced entry. The two men were apparently reading a webpage called anti-joke before suddenly having an unexplained heart attack and dieing....heh heh hey nancy...why did the chicken cross the road? because he thuroughly enjoyed darting out into traffic." "HAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA.......GASP! GA FA! GAA *gargle*" "wow...in other OTHER news i just killed nancy...."*runs* JOKES KILL >:}

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johann grayson being liked

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If life hands you lemons Take them

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Why couldn't Peter climb the tree? Because he's a fish.

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No joke.

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why couldn't sarah ride the bike? She had cerebral Palsy

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because a man holding a shotgun was chasing him

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Why is the ANTIJOKE symbol 2 mask faces crying? Because some people don't know how to write a good joke.

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Knock, knock. Who's there? Nick. Nick who? Nick Wyatt

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the WNBA

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Once upon a time, there was a potato named Ollie. Ollie was confused, because potatoes shouldn't have brains. One day, Ollie fell madly in love with a refridgerator named Bob. Chick-Fil-A killed both of them for being homosexuals. Chick-Fil-A then ate some Oreoes. The end.

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whats worse than dropping your ice cream down the stairs? dropping your baby down the stairs

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what is the difference between a cow?? there is no difference, you can't make a comparison between different object when there is only one object beïng named.

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Billy was walking along the sidewalk. He strayed into someone's yard. He got run over by a lawnmower because he couldn't see with the frog he had stapled to his face.

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A joke

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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