Today I had sex with a married man, but thats OK he's my husband

Q: What's worse then stubbing your toe? A: Coming home from school and your house is burnt down and your whole family is dead.

What did the boy say after he hit his head? I just hit my head.

What is brown and sticky? A stick.

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Q: How many dead people does it take to change a light bulb? A: Trick question...i have sex with them in the dark

what did the hungry Ukrainian man say to his mother? "? ????? ???????? ?????????? ? ????. ?? ? ??????? ? ??????"

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How do you make a professional wrestler cry? You could stab him repeatedly with a box cutter and demand his social security number, but I wouldn't suggest it. He would most likely beat you up.

A Starfish walks into a bar. He sits down next to a man with a concussion. Q: What did the man say? A: Nothing because he was in a concussion and was no longer able to say words.

Three soldiers, one Japanese, one American, and one Italian were stuck in a desert. How did they escape? A rescue squad of thirty trained troops came down in a helicopter and brought them each to their respective homes except the Italian who was actually a Mafia boss so they put him in prison.

Knock Knock! Who's there? No-one No-one who? .......

Rose's Are Red Violet's are Blue You Should Be In A Zoo Dont Worry Ill Be There Too But I Wont Be In A Cage With You Ill Be Laughing At You.

what black and white and read all over? a woman who has just been beaten and raped and left to die in the snow.

God is religiously proven to be real

What is long, erect, and 12 inches long? A ruler.

What happens if Pinoccio says my nose is about to grow?

What's worse than the Holocaust? Finding a worm in your apple.

gay marriage.

Whats black and white, black and white, black and white, black and white, black and white? A Nun falling down stairs

What is 6 plus 9? 15

What's brown and sticky? A stick

why did the chicken cross the road? because he felt like it.

Whats the difference between a Jew and a pizza? the pizza wont scream when you put it in the oven.....

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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