- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's worse then having Casey Anthony babysit your child? A girl asking, "Is it in?"

the WNBA

a Mexican and a black guy were sitting in the back of a car, who is driving? -- a cop

Knock-Knock "Who's there?" "It's the police. We have a search warrant."

Why did the chicken cross the road? I kicked it.

What's the difference between an Asian driver and a Belgian prostitute? Nothing at all: Marie-Edith Yang is proud of her mixed heritage, and earns a decent wage in a relatively clean brothel in the lovely little medieval town of Bruges.

Q. How do you make a blonde sad? A. Tell her that her entire family died in an accident.

husband : honey , can i have stuff candy wife : no husband : can i have milk and cookies wife : what kind of milk wink wink husband 2% you pervert

Jasper sucks.

Baseball

What's brown a sticky? -A stick

How much does a polar bear weigh? About 1,150 pounds.

Person 1: Knock knock. Person 2: Come in.

What did the teacher say to the student? You did very poorly on your homework and will never succeed. The student was black.

What does a good joke get for Christmas? no laughs.

Brian: farts RJ: Who farted? Brian: Idk Why? Rj: Smells like sweet ass back here

what's the difference between babies and a trampoline? I take my shoes off to jump on a trampoline.

What did the boy with no arms and legs get for christmas? A bike.

Woman : Child,what time is it? Child : I'm not a kid, I Broccoli.

whats the diffference between pizza and a jew? burning a pizza makes me sad, burning a jew is worthy of a party!

Why did a hipster walks into a health food store? To buy some healthy food.

What did a cat said to another cat? Nothing because cats dont talk.

Roses are red Violets are blue And so does your mom…

How do you keep black people out of your back yard? Just like you would anyone else: buy a dog.

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