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What does a ghost get when he watches pornography? A boner

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How do you leave a man in suspense...

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Why did Bob fall off the swing? Because Bob's a fish.

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KNOCK! KNOCK! who knocks like that? seriously all my friends r Dbags n break the door down...wow ur polite....um ok WHO'S THERE? THE REAPER oh sh** dude! NO ONES HOME! "in other news this evening, two local men found dead on theyre living room floors. Police say the front door was smashed in...an obvious sign of forced entry. The two men were apparently reading a webpage called anti-joke before suddenly having an unexplained heart attack and dieing....heh heh hey nancy...why did the chicken cross the road? because he thuroughly enjoyed darting out into traffic." "HAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA.......GASP! GA FA! GAA *gargle*" "wow...in other OTHER news i just killed nancy...."*runs* JOKES KILL >:}

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Why didn't the skeleton go to the party? Because he wasn't invited.

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why did the kid kill himslelf? he was bullied.

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I had a dream I watched Inception.

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The number one killer of daredevil's is the ground.

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Why did the guy read anti jokes? because there funny

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Murray Harnett Smells like a dirty Burringbar Whore!

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Mom mom momie mom mom mom mom momie mother mother. What! Hi.

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What's the difference between a baby and cheese? I don't like cheese in my sandwiches.

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A priest, a Rabi, and a Monk walk out of the bar and go home.

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How do you drown a blonde? Hold her head under water.

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One man's junk is another man's pleasure.

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What did one direction do? Nothing, their music is written by someone else they don't use whatever talent they have and they sound I million dying kittens.

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How do you get a black person out of a tree? You grab a ladder and help them down.

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Why did Jill come "tumbling" down the hill after Jack broke his crown? She fell running on a hill, essentially why Jack broke his crown.

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A straight man walks into a gay bar and is amazed by the amount of fun he has and how cool people can be when you don't judge someone based on sexual preference or your own religious beliefs.

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Two black guys walk into a bar. Bartender asks them what they want to drink.

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What did the child with no arms and no legs get for Christmas Cancer.

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Chuck Norris ordered a Big Mac at Burger King. After be told politely that Big Macs were served at McDonald's and not Burger King, Chuck walked out and drove to the nearest McDonald's.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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The Anti Joke Book


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