- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Two black people passed me in an alley at night...... They said hi

what do you call a black guy on steroids? a black guy on steroids

What do you call 4 Mexicans hopping the border? 4 Mexicans in search of a better lifestyle from poverty.

How do you keep your dog warm? Put antifreeze in its water dish.

Why is Ellen so funny? Because she is a comedian.

Knock Knock Who's there? Dave Dave who? Dave's crying because his grandmother has alltimers and now can't remember his name

What's wrong with him? He lit the flashlight at both ends.

guess what Beethoven is doing right now. de-composing

A blonde walks into a store and asks for the microwave behind the counter. The man behind the register promptly hands her the microwave and charges her $435 for it, which is utterly ridiculous.

Roses are red Violets are blue I suck at poems, nice tits

Why couldn't Helen Keller drive? Because she was deaf and blind.

A black man and a mexican are in a car, who's driving? The mexican, the black man broke his arm and the mexican is driving him to the hospital.

What's 1+1? 4.

Why does my girlfriend pee standing up? Because he is a man.

Why is one side of a geese formation heading south always longer than the other? It has more geese

What did the pedephile do to the young boy? Smiled at him, said hello, and kept on walking.

What did the doctor say to his patient? You have cancer

What did the mollusk say to the sea cucumber? I don't know. Neither of them can talk.

Q:why are lamas cool? A:because m&m's are poisoned with deadly dosages of viagra.

im jewish

What do you call a monkey? A monkey.

Knock Knock. Who's there? Commie. Commie who? Commie Johnson. We went to high school together.

knock, knock, TRICK OR TREAT

Do you know any good bird jokes? Well this is hawkward...

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