Two girls were sitting quietly. Badum tss

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What's wrong with him? He lit the flashlight at both ends.

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What do nine out of ten people enjoy? Gang rape.

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Knock knock Who's there? Adolf Adolf who? Adolf Hitler. Are you a jew?

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Knock knock. Whos there? To get to the other side.

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Knock, knock. Who's there? Joseph Kony. Give me your children.

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Michael J Fox likes his martini's shaken because they taste better that way.

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A boy and a girl are playing catch. Why did the girl drop the ball? She had no arms. So why did the boy throw her the ball if she had no arms? Cause he's a Dipshit

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Why did the burglar rob the bank? because he needed money due to the economic decline.

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Roses are red Violets are blue I suck at poems, nice tits

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Hey! did you know Helen Keller had a dog? Neither did she...

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What is a girl with one leg called ( iliene )

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Whats the difference between christians and nazis? one suppressed human rights and caused millions of deaths. the others were responsible for the holocaust.

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A man walks into a bar, but it's really not his fault because his seeing eye dog led him right into it.

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Why do leprechauns laugh when they run through the grass? Because it tickles their nuts.

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Knock Knock. Who's there? Your worst nightmare!! Ohh.... Do come in it's raining outside.

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Why can't Helen Keller drive? Shes dead.

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What did Jerry Sandusky get for Christmas? Raped in jail.

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What's worse than losing your job? 9/11

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A man walks into a bar, looks to the right and sees a man one foot tall playing the piano, he sits at the bar and says to the bar tender,"I'm feeling kind of down" the bar tender gives him a bottle of very strong alcohol and later that night he goes home and hangs himself.

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What do you call a banana that's about to be eaten? A Banana

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How did the guy with aids die? He died of aids

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How many ears does Captain Kirk have? Two.

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A Black man walks out of a KFC.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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