if you are what you eat then arent pornstars considered vaginas?

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Whats worse then finding a worm in your apple? getting fisted by hulk

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Knock Knock. Who's there? Commie. Commie who? Commie Johnson. We went to high school together.

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I am black.

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Why do girls wear makeup and perfume? Because they are ugly and smell

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why did the chicken cross the road? to get to the other side why didnt the chicken cross back? for the first time in his life, Clucky the chicken, felt liberated. his cruel life flashed before his eyes, forcing him to remember all the bad tines he had spent on the McKinley farm. all the eggs stolen from him, watching all his friends being taken for slaughter. it all came back. from the other side of the road, Clucky saw a place he never wanted to go back to, a place he wanted to forget. the day he chose not to cross back was the first real day in Clucky's life.

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a woman asked her husband, why havent you been talking to me? the man answers, you are having an affair so i ignored you and only talked to the girl im cheating on you with. you should know your a horrible person

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why did the blond cross the road? she doesnt know either

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husband; do you come here often wife: i live here

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Why couldn't the orphans go on the field trip? Their parents couldn't sign the permission slip.

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What's brown and sticky? A stick.

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A dog walks into a bar. The bartender asks the dog "what will ya have?" The bartender is then recognized as The Dog Whisperer

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Knock knock. Whos there? To get to the other side.

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Whats worse then reading the same joke over and over again? Getting mutilated by a cupcake.

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Knock Knock? Whos there? akward neighbor. akward neighbor who?

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Why doesn't Santa have any children? Because Santa doesn't exist.

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im jewish

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Why did the man cross the inerstate? Well, he only got half way till he got hit by a truck, but he wanted to, it was suicide. oh ya, it wasnt a man it was a chicken. oh well. They are both dead.

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Why did the girl fall off the swing set? Because she had no arms.

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Why couldn't the blonde divide 5 by 0? Because it's impossible to divide by 0.

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Whats worse than a dead baby? 6 million dead Jews.

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How do you win a war? Drop a fridge on your enemies.

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Why did Donald Duck go to college? He didn't, he's a fictional cartoon character.

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A women gets on a bus, the bus driver says 'that is the ugliest baby i have ever seen!' the women pays for her ticket and sits on one of the seats while the bus pulls off.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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