why did the boy buy a dirty magizine? he should not have, its been on the floor. who wants to read the rolling stone magizine if it has dirt on it. how dumb of him.

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How did the poor young women get Aids? She got raped.

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Why was the boy un-able to talk He was retarded

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If I have $5 and Chuck Norris has $5, we both have the same monetary value.

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Q: Why was the man hit by the train? A: He was tied to the rail road tracks...

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A baby seal walks into a club.

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why is there a hole in the wall, i hope a prehistoric mole doesnt come out of that hole in the ball CC

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Why couldn't the cat drink its milk? Because its ears were nailed to the floor.

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womans rights

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Women's rights

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Why do Africans live in slums Because they have aids

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a horse walks into a barn

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What's the difference between a dead baby and a watermelon? I don't cum on my watermelon before I eat it.

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whats straight as a fudge packer kyle grund

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What do apples taste like? Apples.

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the WNBA

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What do you call two men having sex with Oprah? Group sex.

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A man and his son are in a store, the man says to his son, "That candy bar has your name on it." The son replies, "I wish that you didn't name me Butterfingers." The dad answers, "I wish that you were never born."

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what's the difference between a babie and a watermelon. one's fun to hit with a hammer. . . ht other ones a watermelon.

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why was the asian kid found dead? he failed an examen

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Why are Chinese people only allowed one child? Because their government states so.

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gay marriage.

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A baby seal walks into a club.

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Why couldn't the cow move? It had Cystic Fibrosis.

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