There was a buffalo on a farm. The buffalo was slaughtered and then put and a package and sent to people who like the taste of slaughtered, chemical filled buffalo. In other words, people who like buffalo wings.

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A Jew returns change.

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This is not a joke.

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Why did the snowman melt? It got tired of everyday life and decided that it would be best if he disappeared from society... His name was Dave...

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Q. Why did billy die? A. Becuase everyone dies in life

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alcoholism kills

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Acouple of grammer nazis walk into a bar & 'their' treated very poorly.

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GooglePlus.

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What happened to the chicken who crossed the road ? Quite obviously he got to the other side to be greeted by a 50 foot half man half chicken who had one leg.

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So a baby seal walks into a club.

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what is the worst thing in the galaxy? runing out of dr.pepper :(

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what do you call someone that ran into a wall hurt

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The geese of Growmore

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Black Poeple

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I was walking on the beach when I heard a man yell "Help, Shark, Help!" and I laughed, because I knew the shark wasn't going to help him.

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Yo mama so poor... that she possesses substantially less money than the average person working hard in order to accumulate money today.

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Whats sad about a black women killing herself? She was my mother

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whats worse than the holocaust??? finding it in your apple

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why was little tommy thirsty? because he had juvenile diobetese

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I once bought a pack of batteries but they weren't included.

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Whats the difference between your mother and a mallard with a cold? There are far to many differences between humans and birds to consider for this question. A small list might include wings, feathers, and mating habits to name a few.

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What's worse than losing your job? 9/11

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What does the time bomb say to the idiot? Nothing, time bombs are inanimate objects and therefore can't speak.

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Yo mama so fat even Dora couldn't explore her!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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