The awkward when you said moment in your head.

How many jews can you get in a car? 5, if you don't want any cops after you. The answer can also be 2,6,7,8,9. It's from car to car.

A deer walked into a hunter's bar... and was shot.

What did the Irisman say to the bartender? Don't know? i don't speak Irish?

Costello: Who's on first Joe Girardi: Mark Teixeira

Two cows are standing in a field One cow says "Mooooo"..... and the other cow says "mooooo" also because they are both cows and cannot speak

What do you call a jew in a room full of gold? I highly improbable scenario in which the circumstances of how this "man" seemingly got into a gold room are unexplained.

Why were corners made? For crying.

Google Doodles

Miscarriages.

What's funnier than a midget bungie jumping? Nothing

What do you call a person trying to save his interprise from partaking in a financial collapse by binging on alcohal? An alcoholic.

A man goes into a store to buy some bread, He asks a woman behind the counter for help. She says " We have white, wheat, or rye. What kind would you like?" . To which the man replies, " It does not matter, I rode my bicycle.

Why was the little boy crying? His whole family died.

Elmer: "Wabbit Season" Buggs: "Duck Season" Elmer: "Wabbit Season" Buggs: "Duck Season" Elmer: "Wabbit Season" Buggs: "Wabbit Season" Elmer: Bang

How many babies does it take to fill a ditch? Six if you pack them in really tight.

Roses are red Violets are blue I have a finger And the middle ones for you

That awkward moment when you thought this joke was going to be good but you thought wrong. Keep looking for good jokes.

why did the football coach go to the bank? to make a deposit into his account

How do racist jokes start? Generally with a racially insensitive stereotype.

Your mama's so fat, she's dead!

A straight man walks into a lesbian bar. He quickly realizes his mistake and leaves.

Yo Mama is so fat cuz.. She has accumulated Obesity and needs your help to be rehabilitated due to the fact that she is at a high risk of heart attack, cancer, type 2 diabetes, and Etc. Try to motivate her to decrease food intake and increase physical activity. Thankyou

a mexican, an asian and a black are all in a car, who's the driver? their friend bill who offered to take them to the upcoming three days grace concert.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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