A chicken walks into a bar and the bartender asks "What'll it be?" His friends are very concerned about his sanity.

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Why couldn't Helen Keller drive Cause she's a woman

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Whats blue, sticky and glows only during the morning? IDK -Lets go Mets

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Two parrots are in a cage. The one looks at the other one and says, "answer the phone," and the other one says, "where are my car keys."

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A policeman asks a suspect in a murder investigigation about his alibi. The suspect gives him a solid alibi. The suspect go's home to his wife and have dinner.

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A young blind boy is being tucked into bed by his mother. The mom says "Now Billy, pray really hard tonight and tomorrow, your wish will come true!". Billy says, "Ok mommy." and goes to sleep. The next morning, Billy wakes up and screams "MOMMY! I'm still blind, my wish didn't come true!", the mom answered, "I know - April Fools!"

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What do you call an elderly women who after the death of her late husband had many enconters witb men? A whore.

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Guess what? Chicken butt

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Why did our black president put a porch swing on the white house? He likes to swing.

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What's worse than getting raped? Getting raped twice.

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Lacrosse

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Why was the boy un-able to talk He was retarded

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What is the difference between Terri Schaivo and a basket of rotting vegetables? The rotting vegetables aren't edible.

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Why did the man throw his alarm clock out the window? Because he has anger management issues.

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Justin Littleton getting laid.

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Why couldn't the cat drink its milk? Because its ears were nailed to the floor.

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What's harder than nailing seven dead babies to a tree? My erection while doing it.

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What did the robot say to the centipede? STOP BEING A CENTIPEDE!!!! It's funny cause the robot ain't got no arms.

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Why can't you fool an aborted fetus? Because it wasn't born yesterday.

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Why do firemen wear red suspenders? To keep their pants up.

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a horse walks into a barn

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What's pink and fluffy? PINK FLUFF! What's blue and fluffy? BLUE FLUFF HOLDING ITS BREATH!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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