Why did the hooker go to the bathroom? Because she just exchanged sex for money and was cleaning herself up for her next trick.

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Why did the man throw his alarm clock out the window? Because he has anger management issues.

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Why don't they sell pharmaceuticals in the rain forest? Because it is too sparsely populated and not economically viable.

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Q: How many dead people does it take to change a light bulb? A: Trick question...i have sex with them in the dark

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Freedom of Speech

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Why are mexicans such hard workers? I don't know.

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What is brown and sticky? A stick.

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How many Jews does it take to screw in a light bulb in WW2. None, the Nazis toke away the power and left them to die a Horrible and painful death.

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Well, this is fun.

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Q:Where does a woman work at if she has a job? A: IHOP!!!

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What did the girl with no arms or legs get for Christmas? A bicycle.

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What's worse than a dead baby? A dead puppy.

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How do you know when a Mexican has died? Well based on the large mass of people inside and outside the funeral home who mostly seem to be of a mexican background and cultue, it would be safe to say that those are his/her friends and family who care deeply about them and therefore you could conclude that a Mexican person probably passed away. It's actually quite sad and going to be a rough few days for those closely connected to the person who died.

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What is 6 plus 9? 15

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Jasper sucks.

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How do you drown a blonde? Hold her head under water.

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Knock Knock! Who's there? Osama Bin Laden. Oh wait...

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what is one black person on the moon? Anser: a problem What is all the black peaple on the moon...... a solution.

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What's worse than the Holocaust? Finding a worm in your apple.

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FOLLOW ME @airvvv

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You better run like your ass is under fire, because it will be if you don't.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? The cognitive capacity of the chicken is significantly underdeveloped in comparison to humans; thus, comprehending a chicken's motives is impossible. Furthermore, interspecies communication is largely understudied - a mysterious division of science that may never be fully revealed. Therefore, one could safely theorize that no single human could breach this gap in communication differences (assuming chickens do, in fact, communicate) and in turn, could not understand the chicken's reasoning behind its choice to cross the road (excluding the possibility of psychic connections between chickens and humans [see 'Dog Whisperer' for a more clear explanation on interspecial psychic relations]) That being said, the only scientific and logical way one could understand the aforementioned question is through observation. For example, perhaps food was located on the other side of the road. However, this seems to pose a plethora of other questions: Why was the chicken near a road and not in a coop stocked with adequate food? Was this a wild chicken? Are there wild chickens? Do wild chickens often cross roads? Are wild chickens dangerous? If so, why hasn't there been warnings about dangerous, wild chickens crossing roads? The answer to these questions may never be discovered or explained.

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Knock knock. Who's there? Nobody. Nobody who?

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Brian: farts RJ: Who farted? Brian: Idk Why? Rj: Smells like sweet ass back here

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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