why did the mexican slave have cuts and bruises all over her. She fell off her skateboard... Another joke by rangler. thumbs up for more.

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When I was in 4th grade, I was fat. The other kids would take my lunch and spit in all the food, then give it back. Teachers started to wonder why I wasn't eating, and soon began to ask me if I was anorexic. I replied, "do I look anorexic!?" I'm now 6 foot 3 and weigh 56 pounds. *FUN FACT: based on a heartwarming true story.

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Q: What did the cop say to the deaf man? A: Nothing worth hearing about.

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Did you see that van with the word "Free Candy" painted on it? I'm also glad to see a successful entrepreneur capable of advertising free wares as an incentive to attract customers in such a recession. It's a great deal for both parties.

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Why did the girl's cat fall from the ceiling? Because she didn't use enough tape.

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ur mother

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I tried to post an unfunny punch-line-less joke on anti-joke. It worked and I got tons of emotional affirmation from it and stuff, so thanks.

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Knock knock! "It's unlocked"

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^that joke's not funny

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SPAMS!!!

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'Hey do you know a joke?' 'No' 'Me too'

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What's the only part of a vegetable that you can't eat??? His wheelchair

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Roses are red, Violets are blue. Who the hell named a blue flower "violet"?

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What happened at the finish line of the marathon? People collapsed in exhaustion, it was a marathon.

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why do asian people eat each other? because they are cannibles

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what's hard and pink going in a soft and wet coming out Gum

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husband; do you come here often wife: i live here

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what did the catholic priest say to the little boy? -probably something about god or jesus because they are in church

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knock, knock, TRICK OR TREAT

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why did every one in the world die? a Train pooped it's pants.

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They say under Chuck Norris's beard, is just a chin.

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A Black man walks out of a KFC.

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Thousands upon thousands upon thousands of dying infants.

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For as long as i can remember, i've had memories

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