A black man walks into a bar, to get a drink.

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Whats big, tall and fat? Most of America.

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Knock knock. Who's there? President. President who? The President of the United States.

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Two guys walk into a bar, one is treated for a concussion.

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The chicken came before the egg. Because eggs are an unborn chicken, and it is impossible for an unborn chicken to ejaculate.

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wanna hear a joke?... Womens rights

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What do a comb and a guitar have in common? Neither of them can climb trees.

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Your momma's so fat: She has found a value in relationships beyond an aesthetic level.

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what's worse than finding a worm in your apple? seeing this joke 1000 times on this website

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Duncan Traywick is hilarious.

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What's brown and wears glasses? A poo with bad eyesight.

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Slavery

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Oliver's friends

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anus soup

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What did Sally get for Christmas? Nothing, Sally is dead

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How do you get Pikachu on a bus? You don't, Pikachu is a fictional character therefore doesn't exist

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What's the opposite of fly? To not fly

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a black guy leaves prison

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A fish walks into a bar

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Q: Why was the blonde so dumb? A: Because she wasn't properly educated.

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whats the difference between santa claus and jewish people santa claus goes down the chimney and jewish people go up

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Knock knock Who's there? Me. Idiot.

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What do you call an elderly women who after the death of her late husband had many enconters witb men? A whore.

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What did the deaf man say to the blind man? The deaf man spoke no identifiable words because he could not hear what he was saying. He mumbled a few phrases in jibberish, and the blind man continued looking for his favorite brand of Ramen Noodles at his local Harris Teeter.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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