Why did the mechanic sleep under a car? He had narcolepsy.

What is the difference between a Mac user and a PC user? The operating system that they prefer to use.

A cat and a dog walk into a bar. The bartender says "it's refreshing to see perennial enemies enjoying each others company".

why'd the chicken committed suicide?? to get to the other-side

what do you call someone that is dying of malaria? someone that should consider visiting a doctor.

A man walks into a bar, he drinks, then leaves the bar.

anus soup

A kid with no arms or legs is stuck in the desert. Sucks to be him.

What do you call a boy with no arms and a hunchback? -names

what's worse than finding a worm in your apple? seeing this joke 1000 times on this website

Whats the definition of helpless? A quadraplegic in a washing machine

Two juggalos go to an Insane Clown Posse show.

What's worse than getting raped? Getting raped twice.

Why did the black man run? There was a mass murderer chasing him with a chainsaw.

What do you call a one-armed man Whatever his name is

Why did the chicken cross the road? Well, he didn't my car got to him first.

What does a ghost get when he watches pornography? A boner

A man walks into a bar every night. He works there.

Q: What do you get when you eat all the potatoes? A: They're all gone!

Why did the sprinter lose the race He had no legs

9:11 make a wish

How do you make a grilled cheese for a black guy? Butter two pieces of bread, place two slices of any kind of cheese in between the pieces of bread, then fry it in a pan with butter.

Pandas Everywhere!!!

Yo Mama is so ugly she wears a mask on halloween

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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